Were is the fucking joke?

it's a woman. why are you taking her so seriously?

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hi virgin

it's like an autist child having sex for the first time, why is it so hard for incel brainlets to understand?

why are you such a deranged retard

Is this a planet of the apes remake?

cum buckets

why are you so triggered about a fictional character?

It's an inside joke.

Haha it's the magic slut haha how empowering haha I am an intellectual haha feminism

Okay, you got me.

Because a white woman can only be pleased by a black cock, they made for it, adapted for it. What you're witnessing when a black cock has penetrated a white pussy, is the most beautiful thing ever intended by nature and by god. It is like a supernova, a sunrise. White women who are enlightened by black cock, realize just they lived in darkness, until a black cock had shown them the light.

They should have shown her having a miscarriage on an inverted roller coaster with that same face.

>missionary
This is the biggest thing I hate about tv sex scenes. Literally 90% of my fucking is done doggy, every slut I’ve fucked from tinder, doggy. My girlfriends, doggy. It’s the greatest position. And yet almost all tv sex is boring missionary under the covers, or even worse, where the woman is still wearing a fucking t-shirt.

Nice.

Its true :(

>this is your brain on Yea Forums

>missionary
>This is the biggest thing I hate about tv sex scenes. Literally 90% of my fucking is done doggy, every slut I’ve fucked from tinder, doggy. My girlfriends, doggy. It’s the greatest position. And yet almost all tv sex is boring missionary under the covers, or even worse, where the woman is still wearing a fucking t-shirt.

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I think you watch too much porn and coping missionary is literally the only real sex position blowjobs and doggie are not real in my opinion while the against the wall on the table on the floor on the kitchen table are porn fantasies and acrobatics by professionals

T. I have never touched a woman

Who cares. This isn't porn, retard.

womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19946753/mens-favorite-positions/
Doggy is king, incel

Got me

Great link you got there, champ.

That is an odd statement coming from a man who fucks women as if they were men.

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>mens favorite positions
>implying they perform them
>implying it's not just sex fantasy
>trusting online questionnaires especially on subjects like sex and dick size
>staw man
Not an argument

Ooooh shit

The woman-on-top-facing and grinding trope has to be an actress power fantasy thing that has got way out of hand. It ruins immersion. It has to be the worse position, if women were better at controlling the pace they would be fitted with a control stick. Don't even get me started on pillow talk, the bedroom is for fucking and sleeping, and arguments are for people not allowed in my house.

Why didn't she start rubbing her clit?
Fuck, woman, I jerk myself off from time to time if your roast is too beefy, I'm not gonna object to you pleasuring yourself if I'm not quite cutting it.

I don't know what movie this is but the pic is funny

Are you literal virgins?

menshealth.com.au/men-and-women-favourite-sex-position

It's Amelie. It was OK.

nigga looks like he's doing push ups lmao

lmao no missionary and spoon are the only intimate and enjoyable and comfortable sex positions

>bunch of virgins quoting online surveys on women's favourite sex positions
Holy LOL

>the exact article claims missionary is the second most popular position among women

>Are you literal virgins?
Yes
Still not an argument

She looks like that one incel guy.

I suspected that, actually. Didn't remember the scene since I watched it years ago. I remember hating that film so much, I never want to see it again.

This, you have to be low t with latent faggotry to allow the woman to ride you

Have sex

It kind of is when discussing the best sex positions, incel

>Are you literal virgins?
No, i'm not, which is why i'm questioning the preferences of a man who seems intent on never looking their partner in the face and ensuring their genitalia is well out of view.

It's why I also don't feel the need to cite trashy click bait articles to support my opinions.

You're the one reading meanshealth magazine, you dumb faggot.

This is why I like Yea Forums I'm one of the virgins

>doesn't know about the mating press

Well no wonder you're a cuck.

No
The burden of proof is on you, you haven't presented a valid argument

I see her face more frequently, than her ass and pussy. Men are biologically designed to find asses and pussies attractive, it’s nature homo

they just show missionary because it's easy to hide the naughty parts

what if the guy was doing an OK job, but he just happened to have a small penis?

the joke is on me because i am not fucking a cute quirky fille like Amelie :(

>90% of 0

Apart from surveys and personal experience you mean?

>Literally 90% of my fucking is done doggy
By whom? Your bf?

>Men are biologically designed to find asses attractive
Interesting.
Tell me more about how you find asses attractive user.
What in particular attracts you to asses?

Their long ears and kind souls.

You probably have a shit face

It’s not something one can explain to a virgin.

>I read the male equivalent of Cosmo. I know my positions!
You are pathetic.

Frogs are such stinking pretentious faggots. We should've let the Germans genocide them in ww2.

But I mean you'd obviously agree that considered in isolation an attractive ass is an attractive ass irrespective of gender, right?

wh*Toids BTFO

Not everyone is an incredible you realise. If you can find me even one source that says missionary is more popular than doggy it might strengthen your position (no pun intended).

Start sleeping with prettier women that you can stand to look in the face

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Men don’t have attractive asses though.

It’s the ass and pussy aspect together that’s hot

she isn't feeling anything, wtf

See

meant for , I assume

Oh dang

He never claimed it was more popular. You're the one claiming doggy is the best position because Men's Health ranks it the most popular. Is your favourite movie Avatar?

I'm sorry. I don't read sex magazines for middle aged soccer mom's like you do, I'm afraid I don't have any stats.

No it’s Watchmen. Doggy is still best position btw

Is the joke that her vagina is so loose and worn out that only her 5" wide dildo is able to stimulate it?

yeah, I meant that for him

Or experience I take it?

he should have been smacking her to get her to cum

I can respect that opinion.

Right again, I don't fuck men.

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My dick was too big for my last girlfriend for doggy. Is there a movie for this feeling

And how do you fuck women?

Imagination, 2007

Sex is kind of silly

how come? you need a larger pennis for full penetration doggy style than for a full penetration missionary, unless she was an asslet

>Men don’t have attractive asses though.
Objectively false, i'd even wager given a lineup you couldn't even differentiate between male and female asses consistently.
>It’s the ass and pussy aspect together that’s hot
And yet you cited asses twice as being something that men biologically find attractive and never mentioned breasts once.
I mean biologically speaking breasts are at the forefront of what men find attractive and yet by your own admission they seem completely irrelevant with regards to your preference in sexual partner.

Virgin cope is funny

You realise breasts are just chest asses right? When people started walking upright women evolved breasts because their asses weren’t as prominent.

worldofweirdthings.com/2010/02/07/the-evolutionary-mystery-of-human-breasts/

If a girl was mocking or laughing at me while I was fucking her I would slip it dry in her asshole and hold her down

Have I said something incorrect? Is your sexual preference not that of ass over breast and your preferred sexual position one that obfuscates both face and genitals with naught but an ambiguous, gender-less hole for which you've expressed the utmost adoration?

>ywn please amelie

fuck this gay earth

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Women laughing during sex is usually an indication of them being rape victims as children or extremely unexperienced. Their only impulse is to laugh since they cannot comprehend or deal with the trauma in a sexual situation.

Have sex

I'm 4 inches erect

Kore wa hazukashīdesu

What are some porn stars the look like her? I hate Amélie so much, I want to vent my frustrations.

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>tfw once paid a tranny to rape me and after I came buckets we both just giggled at the absurdity

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do tons of foreplay and learn to move those hips

You're a pleb if your favourite position isn't cowgirl with the woman looking right into your eyes without breaking contact.

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Geizer

What is this movie and what is the context? Is this a one night stand?

Literally all you need, cervix crushers suck.
Just make sure your not fat so you've got maximum utility.
Foreplay, foreplay and more foreplay.
Don't just thrust wildly like a mad man, hokey pokey that shit.
If I can get myself off with two fingers, there's absolutely no reason you can't do all of that and more with a 4 inch dick, two hands and a mouth.
t.femanon.

it's the scene from Amélie where she laughs at a dicklet

Amelie is an autist and quirky and so special etc and this is the first time she had sex and she just thought the whole situation was funny and not arousing.
Yes, It's a one night stand, and it's supposed to show she cares for romance and love and not sex.

>search her on pornhub
Oh fuck, these sneedfags are everywhere

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Have sex

>foreplay
it's a trap, the less time you waste on her the more she fills in the blanks herself with something just as good. So why waste the time? Get yours and maybe use your fingers to completion on the last call of the day as a you-did-good-kid vibe sent her way.

How?

>supposed to show she cares for romance and love and not sex.
She only wants to please other people, she doesn't have a vested interest in her own well being. She's a shut-in who just lives alone and tries to focus on the small pleasures in life, not really ambitious.
The scene in question says:
>Amélie doesn't have a boyfriend. She tried once or twice, but the results were a let-down.
She doesn't care for love nor sex, she just lives alone and was content with dying alone, until she meets the guy at the vending machine of course.

The virginity is strong with you

IM TRYING TO

Based af kek

Why did you hate it?

lol white bois actually desperately believe this.

This thread really needs to relax. Adopt the Chapelle attitude: Oh you didn't cum bitch? Well, too bad, I had a great time! Night night!