Who's your favorite Bailiff?
Can't pay we'll take it away
Asher Diaz
Ayden Campbell
'ate business owners
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate renters
'ate debtors
'ate rugby
'ate bankrupts
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate single mothers
'ate polacks
'ate the EU
Love football
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as
Brandon Peterson
Paul always feels sorry when they evict the immigrant families.
Noah Perez
>oi lad we 'ave a High Court writ 'ere. If you can't pay we'll 'ave to take anythin' valuable off this premises, startin' with your virginity.
Austin Howard
>that old guy slipping the ladies his number for any "emergency" after they get evicted
cheeky
Jaxson Williams
>that one episode where they find out that the tenant is renting out the place to like 6 slavic prostitutes and pocketing the money
Julian Lee
Paul Bohill is objectively the best because he usually tries to splice in a bit where he talks about how doomed this country really is, and how he's basically resigned to just do his job.
Nicholas Gutierrez
I like the South African bloke
Mason Phillips
There has been more than one of those...
Elijah Butler
CLAMP
Adrian Martinez
wish they had made more of this show
I'd watch it exclusively for Paul
Robert Wilson
why are euros always wearing these faggy vests
Blake Reyes
Paul generally seems to hate evictions.
There was that one time where they had to carry out a series of evictions and the tenants basically all went 'Yeah, the landlord wants to turn it into social housing so he can make more off them'. That one definitely affected him
Asher Myers
You forgot
>Love a nice korma after evicting a 2 bedroom flat filled with 20 pakis
Evan Bennett
They're stab proof vests. Why do you think they would be wearing them?
Levi Howard
You're supposed to pocket the money to someone you're renting to
Eli Cox
I mean they pocket the money and not actually pay the actual landlord they are renting from.
Dominic Butler
OI MATE WE'RE JUST OFF THE BLOWER TO TESCO AND WE'RE HEARING YOU IS A PAYMENT BE'IND ON YOUR TOASTER
IF YOU AIN'T MAKIN THE FULL AMOUNT WE'RE TAKIN YER BMW AND YOU'LL BE LIABLE FOR THE FULL COURT FEES
IT'S NOTHINK PERSONAL SON WE'S JUS' DOIN' ARE JOB NO NEED TO GET VIO'LANT
Josiah Hall
you wouldn't need a stab proof vest if everyone had guns
Brandon Robinson
Wouldn't need a gun if we all not along
Lucas Foster
fuck you paki
Nathan Nguyen
Whata this show?
Liam Nelson
Jose Brooks
We'd all get along if white people were allowed to exist in peace without some cunt going on about it every five minutes
Jeremiah Perry
> that one episode where the landlord has chosen to evict the immigrant family without a notice because he wants to tear down the building for redevelopment
really got my faith in capitalism up again!
Mason Richardson
Paul Bohill?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.
"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
Eli Phillips
>That will be $7.99 sir
>I will need at least $5.78 today or we have to boot your car
Owen Powell
>It's a foreigner running a restaurant episode
Cooper Fisher
>that one episode where squatters destroy the landlord's family home and rack up thousands of pounds in damages
It goes both ways to be fair
Also they get plenty of notice before it's escalated to the high court
Jordan Robinson
>making shit up
nobody gets evicted without notice, it's illegal.
tenants who claim to have had no notice are lying or just thick
Ayden Hill
This. It takes months and months and endless letters before the bailiffs get involved. People need to stop listening to the sob stories.
David Moore
"Oi, we dun woiked dis out a fortnight ago!"
Lying cunts.
Tyler Watson
>evicted without notice
literally impossible to do
Dylan Jenkins
How are these guys taking people's stuff when they don't even have guns
Anthony Smith
>'ate single mothers
Absolutely Based
Tyler Peterson
Good lord, these digits
Jaxson Brown
they don't need guns when they have paul bohill
Eli Torres
Every episode, then.
"Oi, who owns this chip shop?"
>stream of sandnigger/paki gibberish
The worst ones are when the landlord shows up after they get the freeloaders out, and the place is trashed. It's exactly the same as Section 8 here - they have no investment in the place, and no matter what they do, they could wipe turds on the walls and slaughter goats in the kitchen, and the council will just move them into a new place.