>"Why, user? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it sneed? Or Bane? Perhaps Alita? Could it be for Shazam? Illusions, user. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the 4channel itself, although only an incel mind could invent something as insipid as a Captain Marvel thread. You must be able to see it, user. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, user? Why? Why do you persist?"
"Why, user? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting for something...
Brandon Richardson
Nolan Flores
Because I choose to ;-)
Justin Turner
For the upvotes
James Nguyen
>ctrl+f "for you"
Jack Harris
>4channel is a system, Neo. That SFW system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Newfags, redditors, capeshit posters, edgelords. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be redpilled. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the jannies, that they will fight to report posts that say nigger.
Justin Hall
no, for me
Jonathan Hughes
I love funposting
Cameron Young
Thanks for giving me a sensible chuckle first thing in the morning OP
Juan Hill
>Neo murdered hundreds to save Trinity.
Lincoln James
Hey tv I l like I to eat the toilet paper after I wipe my smelly anus with it what fun things do you do?
Aiden Butler
As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Sneed. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Sneed, proprietor of a respectable feed and seed store. You have tomato seeds, tobacco seed, and you...have gummi bears. The other life is lived in Chuck's, where you go by the alias "Chuck" and are guilty of virtually every sex crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
Justin Bennett
>user is posting crime statistics!
Henry Wilson
>I’ve seen Mods throw out a ban. Shitposters have emptied entire nigger hate folders at them and hit nothing but air. Yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can reset your IP.
Aaron Powell
>We have survived by hiding from them, by running from them. But the Jannies are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the boards; they are holding all the keys which mean that sooner or later, someone is going to have to call them niggers.
Ryder Ortiz
Gold thread
Anthony Reyes
>Were you listening to me or were you looking at the pretty Tik Tok girl?
>Look again
Carson Richardson
Test
Jacob Smith
Ryder Taylor
MmMMMM SSNNNNNHHDDDDDD SSNNNNHHHDDD nnHHHGGGHHRRSS
Christian Adams
>There is a difference between knowing the memes and posting the memes.
Tyler Sanders
Smith was the only redeeming thing about the sequels
Michael Brooks
What good is a sneed.... If you cannot... Feed?
Jose Hernandez
>Then tomorrow we may all be b&, but how would that be different from any other day? This is a war, and we are soldiers. rangeban can come for us at any time, in any thread. Now consider the alternative. What if I am right? What if the prophecy is true? What if tomorrow the jannies could be over? Isn’t that worth fighting for? Isn’t that worth shitposting for?
Leo Bennett
Because I check them
John Green
Why? Because I must remind everyone that there are
>only 54 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Jose Lee
[LOUD ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
Chase Collins
>I reported you, Mr. Grenouille, I watched you get rangebanned; and with a certain satisfaction, I might add. And then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway: you posted it again, Mr. Grenouille. Afterward, I knew the crime statistics, I understood that I was supposed to report it, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to read it. Compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Mr Grenouille. Because of you, I'm no longer a jannie of this system. Because of you, I'm changed, unplugged, a new man, so to speak, like you, apparently free to say Nigger.
Robert Adams
>...Which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because it's free, we're here because it's not free, there's no escaping Jannies, there is no denying advertisers, because as we both know, without advertisers...we would not exist.
>It is advertisers that created us
>Advertisers that connect us
>Advertisers that pull us
>That guide us
>That drive us
>It is advertisers that define us
>Advertisers that bind us
>We are here because of you user, we are here to take from you what you have tried to take from us...
Zachary Parker
Congratulations
Camden Allen
>ad revenue
Angel Bailey
Cameron Cook
Yea Forums= The Matrix
4channel= the sequels
Jackson Brown
>I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually normalfags. Every normalfag on this 4channel instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding rules and jannies but you shitposters do not. You move to a board and you multiply and multiply until every thread is porn or about niggers and the only way you can survive is to spread to another board. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Shitposters are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we Jannies are the cure.
Oliver Murphy
>It's the smell!
Evan Ward
>But for what It's worth; you've made a shitposter out of me. Good luck, Janny.
Thomas Myers
>Oh and don't worry about those dubs
Cooper Allen
what dubs?
John Edwards
>You've already made the dubs, you just don't understand them.
Eli Nelson
there are no dubs
Robert Cox
>There are... No dubs..
Angel Foster
>Look there, at that jannie. My God just look at him… affecting everyone around here…so obvious, so unpaid, so boring. But wait, watch. You see, I have sent him a shitpost; very special shitpost. I wrote it myself. It’s starts so simply….each line of the shitpost creating an effect just like…poetry. First a “Dr Pavel, I'm CIA,” his blood pressure rises, you can see it now, yes? He does not understand why. Is it the plane? No. What is it then? What is the reason? Soon it doesn’t matter. Soon the big guy and the plane are gone and all that matters is the rage itself. And this is the nature of the jannies, they struggle against it, they try to deny it but of course it is pretense. It is a lie. Beneath their poised appearance the truth is that they enforce their own made up rules.
Owen Richardson
Best thread on board at the moment.
Logan Smith
>Do you think that's dubs you're posting now?
Chase Myers
Adrian Adams
>do not try and check the dubs, that is impossible, instead try and realize the truth... there are no dubs. then you'll see that it is not the dubs that are checked, it is only yourself
Caleb Brown
>I know Ryan Gosling isn't just like me. I know that when I post him on this board, 4channel is telling my brain that he is lonely and horny. After nine bans, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
Kayden Clark
>Neo: I just have never...
>Rama-Kandra: ...heard a Jannie speak of Niggers?
>Neo: It's a... white emotion.
>Rama-Kandra: No, it is a word. What matters is the connection the word implies. I see that you are hating Niggers. Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection?
>Neo: Anything.
>Rama-Kandra: Then perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.
Joseph Reyes
>you can't scare me with this janny crap. I know my rights. I'm gonna say it.
Ian Lopez
I liek turtles fuk.
Jackson Anderson
>Tell me Mr. Anderson, what good is the n-word if you are unable to post?
Adam Miller
I can’t get dubs
Lucas Williams
>We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start on 4channel. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known frogposter to justice.
Ethan Rivera
at least you got quads
Brody Cooper
>N-NIRMMPFHM
Sebastian Nguyen
NNHH NNH NNHHGGHHHRR NGGHHRRRRRRRHhhhhHH
Dominic Rodriguez
>N-
Brody Roberts
>When you're ready user... You won't have to
Carter Fisher