My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face

What's your mother tells you, Yea Forums?

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she told me she'd disown me if i ever came home with a nigger girl... luckily i never came home with her...............

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"You know how I got these scars... I tripped after giving my mom a spongebath."

That Yea Forums isn't for discussion of Films or Television, it's for shitposting the same /pol/ threads with capeshit memes 20 times a day.

Have sex

"when are you going to have kids."
"Why don't you visit more often."
"jesus this and that."
"My sick fat relatives are sick and fat."

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To get a job.

Weak and predictable.

Find yourself a job you idiot.

I'm dead

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Goddamn shills can't even get it right. Reminder that Yea Forums uses webm and any thread started without one is a corporate shill thread.

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“fuck niggers”

wicked woman

I'm proud of you

Shut up nerd

You're smart but lazy

My mother always tells me how she's proud of me

>*crying* why do you do this freak shit
All I did was shave off my eyebrows

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agh triggered

Have sex

This is actually close.
My mother tells me
"user, you need to have a better demeanor, you can't go around outside with your face looking so sad all the time"

are you like a goth or a tranny or some shit?

>maybe when you're there you'll get a girlfriend!
Sorry mumsie

Is this incelkino

Get a job and move out

No I was just curious what it would look like

Wait a second, you're not my mom! You're. ....
*rips off mask*
A discord tranny!

*suicide police cart HIM off to the noose mines for immediate 40% rehabilitation*

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling incels!"

oh. It looks bad bro.

Hair is there for a reason.

Faggot

yeah i know im never gonna do it again

"You should not date this girl"
"Don't spend that much money for this girl"
"You will regret it"
"She just want your money"
"Yes she's beautiful but it won't last"
"Look at her clothes, did you pay for it ?"

5 years with her living the dream fuck you mom

to not be alone with any woman who isnt your girlfriend

Why don't you make me proud once in my life

She tells me to “have sex”. My father too. The last few months in this hellhole have been way too real for me...

You're mom knows whats up, you're a fag whos probably getting cucked.

based mystery inc

based.

I'm not she loves me more than i do