What's his endgame?

>your body is still anabolic
What if my body is creatine?

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what the fuck

me on the left

What.

yeah bro used to be a mad skater back in the 90s. these days? heh, i'm just doing some high-end amateur photography, brazilian jiu-jitsu, self-directing indie flicks, you know the drill. anyways gotta go, my cold pressed spring water is getting cold and i need to hit the floatation tanks before my dopamine receptors dip. peace out. *longboards away*

i can only imagine in his head he's chasing becoming the "sexy guy" that ornella wants

can he do it bros?

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killing nazis
spiced with some ornella ptsd

No. His face will never be sexy. It's not handsome when his bodyfat is incredibly low. He's 5'6 too.

he has clearly suffered from the negative psychosis associated with smoking too much high THC cannabis.

He just needs MORE TIME

I've said this before but it needs repeated.

I think Jonah is having a psychological break due to too much high THC cannabis use. I had a close friend (that was Jewish but that isn't the point). He started smoking cannabis when he hit 33 and he had a complete psychological break. He became obsessed with high school and his past. He would dwell on old shit. He started changing and dressing different, like he was a teenager, and even started getting tattoos. He quit his job to be a writer and artist, he lost a bunch of weight and started bjj. He was like a mirror image of Jonahs transformations. He became insufferable and would just act like a jerk.

Finally he went to rehab after a serious episode and he was forced to stop smoking weed, he almost imediately went back to his old self.

Weed these days is crazy high THC and some people are prone to schizophrenia that can be triggered by the THC.

I seriously think Jonah is going through this. I hope his path is right for him

Jonah deserves some respect and recognition, hes not a great looking guy but he had a degree of success in Hollywood and he's putting himself out there and working on himself

His brother died. Jesus, death took a seat right next to him. It changes you.

Based

should have gotten a sample

He just wants to be respected as a person and not someone to laugh at.

*snap*

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Jonah Hill is that rich kid who would get his parents to buy him every fad, but not only that it would have to be the most expensive shit that he drops after a few weeks
>Plays guitar hero
>Buys a Gibson Les Paul
>Notices EDM popular
>Buys a fuck huge turntable set, a MacBook exclusively for "music" as well as the software.

It's a midlife crisis but in his early 30s instead of late 40s

>psychosis associated with smoking too much high THC cannabis
When I worked at a mental hospital I've seen this happen to people, they were dissociated from reality and would flip on people over very insignificant things, especially the people who smoked synthetic weed.

To get as much attention as possible before he domes himself.

Damn, is that what a single joke from an attractive female can do to a man?

>His body will never recover.
>You need to start when your body is still anabolic.

Professor /fit/, what if I only worked out since my mid 20s and stoped giving a fuck in my early 30s, am I still fucked?

>Jonah Hill is only 35
What the fuck, he looks like a decrepit, old Jew

Beat the shit out of Ornella.

cage match with Ornella

he's lost already since she's in his head

>you can't wait until you're in 30s
Hes 28

I don't think I have ever heard of an actor in hollywood who was once fat and got more popular after he lost weight. hollywood needs fatties to fill certain characters.

You can start any time. The sooner you start the more health benefits you can reap. But your testosterone is plenty high enough until your 40's and even then you can just go on trt.

i have the same shoes

Maybe but unlike most fatties he can afford to get it cut off.

underrated post

Fuck if he knows. Doing enough embarrassing shit so that's what he gets remembered by, and not as the fat kid from that one movie.

>in your 30s
>trying to be the cool high school kid you never never were

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easily

haha he's just like me except he leaves the house, lives a rich life and is a millionaire haha what a loser

he's such a pussy that even when he gets skinny he probably still has weird boytits

kek you can go from a fat sack of shit to a marathon runner in your 40s within 2 years, the human body is fucking crazy as long as you work at it (and possible roid a bit)

Kike on the prowl for foreskin

I bet he owned a skateboard but fucking sucked. notice how there's no footage of him skating. same thing with Lupe Fiasco claiming to have been skateboarder.

>He just wants to be respected as a person and not someone to laugh at.

Underrated post. Most accurate.

>omg we were walking around and we just bumped into jonah hill
honestly whose more pathetic jonah hill or the fucking weirdos who stalk him

If he would he'd behave himself up to his age and not try too hard to be a cool dude from high school.

nice projection bud

This.

No fucking way!

they are very comfy

Nope. Just an observation.

congrats, you're both fags

nah

Ok Jonah.

I know. They are common shoes. Everyone has sambas.

That synthetic stuff is absolute brain damage. I saw a guy walk in front of a truck on that shit

>wearing a beanie while "training"
>bought the most expensive gloves he could find for his "bag work and sparring"
he can't help but be a hipster faggot

Training to be able to abort babies by punching the belly and then taking pics of the dead fetus and placenta

defeat Gargamel

I'd believe it. This girl that was in the hospital for smoking too much of it got admitted because she was walking down the highway naked. I only tried that shit once when I didn't know any better, but I'm glad it was only one time

>this is what losers actually believe
you pulled that entire post out of your ass though, didn't you

Self respect. Poor fucker hasnt got a chance.

Fuck off im 37 and up to now lose weight naturally once i start piling it on ill join a gym.

Nice broscience

muscles =/= running ability
google marathon runners and then sprinters

channers only want to h8 m8 .... makes em feel good briefly cos their lives are shit largely ... FIN

Bullshit, hodgetwins got on roids at 40

I'm just waiting for him to truly embrace the Satsui no Hado when he realizes hes never gonna be a chad

Wait he didn't start smoking weed until his mid 30s? Yeah I could see how that would fuck someone up. Ideally you should start when you're 15

Eyes on the prize.

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Imagine letting one fucking interview shatter you as a person completely. He has gone through like twelve different phases since then

>bring me that French reporter

>implying he doesn't wake up at nights from nightmares crying out her name

You all jealous. Jonah does many things and improve everyday. He could kick your ass

whats wrong with his legs? They've always looked really weird like theyre way too close together. is it from being fat as fuck while growing up?

He's 35.

>What's his endgame?

>Be Jonah hill
>pay $100/hr for boxing class
>decide that you want to buy your own gloves
>website has a handy diagram to determine by your weight what size glove you need
>he looks up 235lbs
>they tell him to buy 16 oz gloves
>the website assumed people entering their weight would be reasonably fit people looking to box not a short fat jew
>the gloves go halfway up his arms and are literally bigger than his whole head.

If Jonah was skinny he'd be a welterweight or jr. welterweight. He should be working out with 12oz gloves.

he looks at least 50

Being based?

Smokkng every day the finest pakistan hash.
Im a doctor snd pull 250 kg in deadlift.
Weed doesnt cause mental illneses. It may loose the scres until If finally falls off.
But you want some serious info? Find me an schiizoid that didnt snoke weed before.
All of them used drugs prior to the diagnosis so its complkcated to gather data.

UFC obviously

there's no greater motivator than perceived unattractiveness, i only started lifting in highschool when i overheard some girls call me a lanky creep, after 4 years of lifting i tracked them down and beat them to a pulp

b&rp

i hope this happend

he can't even lift the gloves poor fella