MOTHERFUCK DRE
MOTHERFUCK SNOOP
MOTHERFUCK DEATH ROW
MOTHERFUCK DRE
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>named Eazy E
>doesn't take it easy
DRE DAY ONLY MEANT EAZYS PAYDAY
>Height: 5 3
Turn your tux red, I’m far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead
uh oh
I think this OP may be the most based man alive.
In other news, I'm at the strip club and after boasting about my oral skills, a very drunk stripper let me try them on her. I knelt in piss and ate her filthy pussy in the bathroom, and as she came she literally pissed all over me then pushed me to the ground and made out with me then sucked my cock. I have to say my life is so pathetic that this may be the best night of my life. I know this may get deleted, but I can think it no better bros.
*dies of aids like a fag*
he wasnt a fag, he got got by suge knight
thats really gross bro.
Big L > eazy
It being gross is what made me have such fun. It is so fucking degenerate. It's mind boggling. I was essentially IRL shitposting when she suggested I should eat her pussy in the bathroom. Shit was unironically insane.
yeah yeah suge knight "injected" him with his "needle"
motherfuck janny
Post pics of the club mate.
based
Best I can do without getting fucked. This isn't my chick. She's drinking 151 beside me. She's fucked up.
based and stripperpilled
careful with the photos, they might kick you out
based af
>kneeling in piss and getting pissed on
fucking hot
>eating pussy
yuck
Fucking idiot
so Yea Forums is now Yea Forums ?
FUCK BAD BOY AS A STAFF, RECORD LABEL AND AS A MOTHERFUCKING CREW, AND IF YOU WANNA BE DOWN WITH BAD BOY, FUCK YOU TOO!
Yea Forums has been Yea Forums for about 5 years champ, where you been?
Did you also eat out her ass? Stripper booty is delicious. Perfect ratio of glitter and sweat.
I dont get it
listening to nipsey and he got a few ok songs but like kendrick, theyre nothing special at all. schoolboy q is better.
>tfw you eat a prostitutes pussy and she starts bleeding all over your mouth
I will never eat a pussy ever again.
BASED KINO
mothafuck /v
mothafuck Yea Forums
mothafuck /pol/
Based.
she looks like she fucks black men but will marry a white guy
I see alot of /pol/itical discussions here too
Based and Yea Forums pilled
That's uh... that's pretty bad man. Dental dams (pic related) are extremely unsexy, but you gotta use 'em for shit like what you said or you're gonna catch some naaaasty shit on your FACE.
I actually did tongue her ass. She told me after when I asked that she'd much rather I focus on her clit. She took my number and is outside smoking a cigarette. I can't believe I knelt in piss and ate her hot hole.
Thanks
Jesus, if this happened I'd have puked. Shes actually pretty hot. I think it's because she's drunk and the idea of bathroom sex turned her on. Best part is, I felt her cunt and she was soaking wet. I can't believe it. Amazing.
Kek
Why do strippers do that thing where they click their big heels together really hard and loud? It always makes me confused. It's NOT sexy it's just weird
I asked about this once in my autism ( I go twice a week) , and she told me it's to attract attention. If you're talking with your friends, on the phone or something else, you tend to look up after several claps of the heels.
hmmmmm interesting. why do they clap their cheeks?
Same reason. Attention. The stripper I ate out said she's gonna go smoke again, but I know she's gonna go dance with some faggot who's been eyeing her all night. Should I be mad she doesn't realize I realize this? I literally came down her throat 40min ago for free so I don't care what happens for the rest of the night. Should I call her out?
No don't be autismo she's just a stripper
Marry your stripper friend.
Alright, thanks. I get autistic about people thinking they've fooled me. I just went outside and she's grinding on him. Who knows, maybe she'll fuck him too. All I know is I held her by the hair and busted into her belly.
REAL
NIGGA
HOURS
No, she's just a stripper. You should leave and go take penicillin.
That’s her job retard. She fucks for a living
AINT ONE YOU NIGGAZ GOT SICKLE CELL OR SOMETHIN
user, you don’t want to get thrown out of a stripclub where a stripper let you eat her out before she sucked you off for free just because you get jealous over her doing it with other dudes as well
>being obssesive and clingy with a literal gutter skank
fuckin wew dude
save the drama, jerk
TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK YOU FOUND AN ANOREXIC RAPPER
Yeah, her being a whore is a given. I just don't like when people think they fooled me. I'm over it. Thanks bros. Gonna finish my drink and then head out. For reference, I've been teasing and touching her cunt for the past 2 hours up until the pussy eating. She wanted me to pay for the VIP, I said back in my day (Boomer status), we used to tongue girls in the bathroom. Not trying to be obsessive, but felt like letting her know she didn't trick me. I'm still recovering from the era of the he rusedi and liars get me going. All good now though. Just sippin'
Based big-l poster
Dre got the last laugh
>money
>hoes
>put eminem on the map
>no AIDS
If eazy e so gangsta why he died of aids????
you weren't joking about being pathetic
oh well, enjoy your Sunday
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IT's good that people think they've tricked you, you play the long game. In the end it doesn't really matter though, just stop getting clingy with women, ain't worth it .
my son youre being way too virgin with strippers. i had a similar situation where the stripper wanted me to come to hers after wards and i just told her i was going out and thanks for the pussy. just chad your way through the clubs if they like you dont catch fucking feelings ya dork
This, people thinking that they've tricked you is better for you, you have the upper hand.
MOTHERFUCK CHUCK
MOTHERFUCK FUCK
MOTHERFUCK SUCK
Goddam 'pac was so fuckin cool
Thanks bros. Keeping it cool now.
Still one of the great moments in music videos
WHERE BROOKLYN AT!?
WHERE BROOKLYN AT!?
WHERE BROOKLYN AT!?
WHERE BROOKLYN AT!?
Bros, I think she's fucking with me, but she just said her boyfriend is coming, she'll message me when she's home and she wants to have my baby. I'll assume it's the alcohol but holy fuck. Boyfriend is real since her cockblock friend mentioned it. Just enabled cheating. Just cucked someone. My cum is in her throat and belly.
WELLLL ITS THE KNOCC OUT
DEFINITION ORIGINAL BABY GANGSTAH
APPROACH ME LIKE YOU HARD
MOTHAFUCKA IMMA BANK YA
SHANK YA
WITH MY DAMN SHANK IF I HAVE TA
DR DRE AND SNOOP DOGGY DOGG ARE FUCKIN ACTORS
Why do you even care? A ho is a ho. Can't turn a ho into a housewife
congrats on licking an std petri dish
I guess you're right. It's just unusual for me to have a 9/10 suck me for free and say this crazy shit to me. I have no delusions about any relationship, but I'd like to go inside her pussy and ass too. She's really hot, and the first woman ever to get soaking wet for me, piss on me etc.
STUDIO GANGSTAS
go home and gp to bed richie you probably have some mean ol herps now dog
Thank you user, I'm going to steal this story and put it in my stand up routine.
The fucking manlet didn't even know how to rap before Dre and Cube had to literally teach him everything
No stripper is a 9/10
She had all I want bro. She even had braces. This shit is so crazy. I'm waiting to wake up.
She is a literal whore. You want that too?
You should go get tested soon though
>Thank you user, I'm going to steal this story and put it in my stand up routine.
That's fine. It was so surreal. I'm about to drive home and I honestly can't believe this happened.
To fuck, yeah. I'm not searching for marriage or a partner. To fuck, I'm down with her.
I know oral sex transmission is low, but I will. Despite washing my face, it smells like pussy.
Some whore gave you attention, in return you gave her cash. She did her job and you’re happy. End it there dude. Please don’t be that weird guy that keeps going back to the same stripper because he thinks there’s a ‘connection’ when really she’s just using your loneliness to milk you outta all your cash.
These are the real nigga hours and you need us niggas to snap you outta this love boat shit.
Then just fuck her. You could have easily just whipped your dick out as you were licking her cunt and shoved it in.
You're missing where I didn't pay her, that's what has me confused. I've left the club anyway and she took my number. It's in her court now. Gonna grab /ck/ approved fast food then head home.
THESE WEEKEND SOLDIERS
GOT A CHIP ON THEIR SHOULDERS
Regulators, we regulate any stealing of his property and were damn good too, but you cant be any geek off the street, you gotta be handy with the steal, earn your keep. REGULATORS!.... Mount Up!
Nate Dogg’s verses are still smooth af to this day
AND HERE COMES MY LEFT BLOW
I miss the west coast
based
Finally some real kino on Yea Forums
WHAT'S NEXT WHAT'S NEXT WHAT'S N-X-E-T
All of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G Thang
But on his old album cover he was a she-thang
Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard.