I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy.

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yeah i was thinking the same thing just now so I decided when I get older I'm going to become a mall Santa so I can get drunk at work and then I'll make the news for being a drunken santa

>JUST

>light reflection makes it look like she has lizard eyes
Too much of a coincidence

such a cringe dialogue. And the normies are eating this shit up like some deep prophecy.

Her and Zuckerberg have the exact same look. What drugs do that? Are they worth taking?

It's called foreskin

lol based

She's currently 'brainwashing' her fiance, according to his family. My guess is by using her mouth, pussy and anus.

she looks like she fucks indian men

>her weird fake deep voice

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You might have to develop some kind of automated coincidence detection system.

Girls like her don't have anal sex.

Why aren't they a power couple?

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>t. Incel

I'd let her suck my soul through my penis desu

INVEST

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crazy eyes

who is this alien?

some tranny
just listen to his voice

>elizabeth, i don't feel so good...

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>look like

Thats unironically his sister* isn't it?
*by sister I mean they were made in the same factory.

Never got why anyone finds her hot unless you have a think for eldritch abominations.

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Her fucking eyes, she's like fucking Medusa. The more you look at it, the more you get hard.

Is she a lizard or a skinwalker? I cant tell.

same drone as zuckenberg. She is neither. No reptile or human. Just drone who looks like human and try to act like human.

no, seriously, who the fuck is she?

Google Theranos.

tragedy IS comedy.
gotta laugh at the bad or you cant appreciate the good. ah ahah ahahahahahahahahaahaha
/cope

this was really fucking unnerving, even before the effects.

A snake

Sociopath chick who scammed a bunch of ultra high level investors (in the billions) with a blood testing product that never existed.