SNL General

Finally offed himself. We all knew it would happen someday.

Capsbro has been MIA for a few months. Maybe he's dead, or not. He has disappeared before.

here we go

Sara Bareilles. Whats her one hit wonder song?

It proves that no matter how bad things are people care about you, Capsbro has been dearly missed by all of us and I wish he knew how much we loved him.

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Why do you losers watch this gutter trash?

BASED JASON

Is Cecily pregnant?

She's looking a little skinnier tonight

because we have nothing better to do

AHHHHHHH BLUMMMMMMFPPPPPH

btw I'm not watching this

Fact: The only people watching this garbage are bitter catladies and President Donald Trump.

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>when you have an Alexa by the tv.

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>Uncomfortable audience laughter whenever sacred cows get attacked

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God Heidi has such fuck me tits, like there are beautiful bosoms, cute little anime udders, big honking porn star tits that might be a little too intimidating, grandma boobs, MILF jugs, and more but those Heidi has are just made to FUCK.

Sorry I'll settle down and drink some cold water.

Alright, have a good night!

It's amazing how these alumni run circles around the main cast. Jason's timing is perfect and his energy is infectious. I feel like if Beck or Mikey or someone was playing Biden, all the energy would have been sucked out of this sketch.

I agree

in for braun strowman

>I never would have gotten you drunk on salmon, or any other fish!

>BIDEN AND SOME WOMAN IN 2020
It's funny because it's going to be true.

If I could have one wish, it would be to take 30 lbs off Aidy. She'd be a total piece if she was skinnier. She's already kind of cute 2bh

Doubtlessly not the only thing bitter cat ladies and the Donald have in common.

he should keep the beard

he looks creepy without the beard

I have no idea who this host is.

I had no idea harrington was a faggot

Oh it's some Game of Plebs actor. Okay.

lmao he looks like a jew without the beard

Democrats realize they are getting fucked over by SJW's enough and don't want to make it worse in case they need Biden to win in 2020 if they lose him now it could get really dicey.

Wow, he was in alot of crap.

oof

YASSSSS DRAGON QWEEN SLAYYYYY

mother of dragons looks like a middle aged mom

He's so... Short?

Why does he look like a smack addict

can't believe sam had the time to show up with his busy schedule

Yes we all hate you Pete

game of reddits

he's from the UK, its how they look.

Wow, look at all the makeup on Pete. Doubt he'll be in too many sketches.

And this would be more effective if I knew a damn thing about GoT.

>that basedboy behind emilia clarke

It's time to admit Meme of Thrones has overstayed its welcome

I don't know who any of these people are. I look forward to the inevitable GOT sketch that I won't understand at all.

that's what I was thinking....

you're missing out bro

>hating popular things makes me cool

Yeah, I've never watched it too. Most of the monologue went over my head.

>Pete is a monster

I'm not sure why they just don't have him be some permanent supernatural beast on every episode.

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Braun was at Barclays a couple hours ago. What are the odds he shows up on update tonight?

any streams? all the ones i used to use are ded

Yeah, maybe. Its such a time sink though...

I remember some girl I was trying to fuck during my freshman year of college showed me the first episode of Game of Thrones. I never fucked her and I never continued the show after that.

Is it time for the musical guest yet? I'm drunk and need to smoke.

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I thought it was mandatory for millennials to at least be mildly kept up on GoT.

>Cool Wine Aunt: the Sketch

Absolutely based kinoseur.

It's pretty fun, basically a soap opera with fantasy elements and midevil politics

this is starting off weird

this should be a 12:50 sketch

And yet, you watch SNL.

money

nice, MONEY shot

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We've got roughly 20 min until the musical guest

I'm not proud of myself, m8

bad sketch is bad.

what kind of accent is he trying to do

this is 10000000% a mooney sketch

Shit sketch

I don't have cable, but the local library has all the seasons dvd box sets

boobies and blood in pretty much every episode

SNL phoning it in yet again

Is weekend update going to start in the next 10 mins or is it going to run late again. I need to make sure I have my DRUMPH posts ready.

GODDAMMIT MARIE, THEY'RE MINERALS NOT GEODES

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Chris Redd is underrated. He reminds me of Donald Glover in his derrickcomedy days.

Twins

Update doesn't start until like 12:15

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ok thanks. Once it starts I'll be the guy posting DRUMMMMMPHFFFT

>Arya

Okay, thats clever.

>Arya as Daria
Okay that was pretty funny

Am I the only one that doesn't like it when SNL decides to parody the guest's own show?

arya as darya is pretty funny

LOL ITS A POP CULTURE REFERENCE

>I told you I was going alone

for the 40th year in a row, fuck

Memes memes memes

BASED ICE-T

a random ice t and the other lady appears!

>Emma Stone
finally a reason to watch SNL

Mikey Day was actually on Wild N Out back in the day. I remember watching him on tv over 10 years ago.

DUN DUN

Hothor's House was good too.

>BTS

Oh God, the audience next week is gonna be insufferable...

lol Ice-T

svu bit was pretty good too, best skit yet

BASED K-POP next week?!

>BTS
Don't they know 12-16yr olds don't tune in to SNL?

now that was good

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That's literally the core audience

She won’t be on the show next year, it’s clear they hate her.

based BTS boys

maybe they will now

Wisconsin

Sara Bareilles is legit talented but some of her stuff is better than other.

Cruises are unironically based

another episode I'll be skipping

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>only 259 watching
what went wrong

If you think that's bad, just wait until /kpop/ from Yea Forums shows up to shit up our threads

HEE HEE

lol

but emma has nice feet

They won't know if we don't tell them where our thread is.

>not watching for based BTS

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HA
FAG

Emma is a dirty lying cunt

this sketch is kind of weak as well. oh man.

Am I the only one who is thinking that Crispin Glover would do this better

I will actually kill you

How long is Keenan going to be on SNL?

Tripfags are dirty lying cunts

Has Kit been the #1 nephew and the Michael Jackson impersonator? I have trouble recognizing him with no facial hair and wigs, speaking in goofy American accents if it is him.

that was a weird ending

Not gonna lie. I would smash.

CRINNNNGGGEEEE

How long is Keenan going to be on SNL?

And what is Kel doing?

I'd watch to see what they do to keep the audience from rushing the stage.

Come and get me bro. She's is ugly AF

>it's a sponsored sketch
Thank you Lorne, very cool

dad just picked up my copy of earthwar 3 and smashed it to pieces then left the room

>BTS
I don't know who any of those people are

hard pass

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Gamestop sketch. Trash.

What is BTS

>this place is so toxic
lol

Guaranteed girls are already camping out in front of 30 Rock to make sure they get in. Wouldn't be surprised if the sketches next week are written to appeal to born after 2000.

the shittiness of this thread alone is enough to make me realize SNL is not good

sometimes the thread is funnier than the show

> SNL advertising GameStop
That's when you know GameStop is going to die

A boy band from Korea.

Every time they perform on TV the audience is mostly teenage girls screaming at the top of their lungs.

Eilish when?

I wouldn't watch this show if these threads didn't exist

Oh I see. This will be interesting
Thanks for filling me in

I laughed at the Jussie Smollette skit from last week.

Same here

Weekend Update is pretty reliable.

since 2003 I think

At some point SNL basically become comedy internship.

> Uhhhhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
> Uuuuuuhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhuu
Muted.

the Kylo Ren Undercover Boss sketch they did with Adam Driver is literally the best sketch they've done in the past 10 years

He joined the night we bombed Iraq

Is this the lady that's going to write >you a love song?

i like this humming choir

what is this trash music

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Is Sara Bareilles part of the (((tribe)))?

If you ask for it, maybe.

how can music actually be this boring? going to listen to the old town road remix again

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>laughs are easy, I'm going for gasps!

This is actually the least I've paid attention to an episode all season. It's not even bad, it's just sort of happening. I did like the aunt sketch though, felt like classic weird SNL.

HAVE FUN IN LUBBOCK

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Catholic

tfw no maserati sports cars

Sara a pretty.

She sings flat as fuck

yeah

That crooked nose.... Uuuuuhhhhhh she looks Jewish as fuck

Yeah it sucks. Beautiful voice tiny range.

>bacon cooking in oven
>masturbating to Melissa my waifu
>beer next to me
>dark cold room

Does it get any better than this? The only way it could be better is if Kyle Mooney was fired from SNL

Italian you moron

Lil Nas X on SNL when

mooney is money

how many american idol ripoff shows can they make??!!

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Only cause you asked for it, cause you need one, you see

promote mooney to head writer

Agreed on everything

Sara Bareilles
Shoe Size: 8 US
Nationality: United States
Birth Date: 1979-12-07

Perfect size toes too

> A receipt? Oh wait I need to keep that.

kek

but mooney == $$$

Sad cucks.

stay mad son

>when you get older, you let them touch you

AHHHH BLUMMMMMMFPH

I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO IT AND HERE IT IS

AHHHHHHH BLUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH

lmao Biden is so DOA

Stfu he sucks

Does Michael Che ever speak with opening his mouth completely? Or is it one constant Ebonic mumble without fully opening his ape lips?

>tfw you will never cum on Sara Bareilles feet

>that guy in the audience giving a little "yay"

Yeah what's up with all these mooney shills everytime?!

she looks good for 39

Going to add that I like how they took the 'so bad at hoaxes' angle instead of just taking pot shots.

LOL good job user
Keep it up

forgot

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it's literally called anti-climb by CBP, fucking morons

Mooney = ich bin ein deutsche marks €€€

NEW CHARACTER ALERT

Sorry we appreciate the genius of the most talented SNL cast member.

its a dumb name

WUBBA LUBBA BLUMPF BLUMPF

he and beck are literally the 2 funniest people on the show

Ugh. Bring literally any alumni back at this point.

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ok this is funny

HIS NAME IS DR EGGMAN!

>you still believe in time?
pretty good line

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If you legit like him then I respect this anons

I'm on board for this dude. If we can't have Jeremiah back I'll take a hallucinating junkie.

holy shit I actually laughed? who wrote that?

best new character in a minute

Yeah that was bready good

>diabetes is coming

kyle mooney probably

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Ive been a fan of his since his youtube channel, I think that stuff was much funnier than his SNL stuff but i think that's because they're not given enough freedom, sometimes you see gold shine through

That Star Wars joke was great

>they ohhhh the grover joke

I'll look his old stuff up maybe I'll end up liking him who knows

Did you hear about Rosie O'Donnell tried to fuck Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Seems like nobody reported that story

It's a really specific style of character acting where he just really nails autistic mannerism, funny as shit to me
youtube.com/watch?v=gdwchohlMjI
youtube.com/watch?v=X37EzJnuntkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oPWh_gJoc

Thx I'll check it out!

Cringe

This. His old YouTube channel is great.

np, check out his video called 'ball champions' where he interviews real people in character, gold.

why is he doing this accent in every sketch

this just got really gay

this took an unfortunate turn

what the fuck

dad has gone to the golf channel

>just

every skit kit has been in has been unironically bad

Melissa looks cute with that haircut

Did he just say edge?

It's his attempt at an American accent

Thank heaven for Kate.

Why Kit, why...

I genuinely didn't think it was possible for SNL to get worse than it has been these past few years, yet it did.

kate is based as fuck

Melissa is too cute

Yeah. I want to sniff her wig, if you know what I mean

every sketch tonight is a 12:50 sketch

in 20 years zoomers will talk about this as a "classic sketch"

you mean sniff it and cum into it?

>well thanks sis

lmao

imagine if he had a boner haha

Accelerationism in full effect

society is doomed

He sounds like the guy from Workaholics
that Adam nigga

lmfao he really does, good call user

your parents said the same thing, and their parents, and....

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point taken

Kit tweeted he wants you all to know he forced SNL to save the best sketches for last because he wants to see who his true fans are! Soldier on!

Adam Duritz from the counting crows?

>you will NEVER have kinky incestual sex with your big sister Melissa

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>brexit sketch
lol fuck yes

>things got worse forever
You really got him!

Kit more like polka dot vagina destroyer!

This is shit

Reminder that Snow and Ygritte IRL are forever in love and none of the nasty fake rumors created by trolls and envious fans will ever change that.

Haha that would be so gay hahahaha wow imagine if his cock was just like throbbing right? He’d be gay lll

>0 results found

London looks suspiciously like New York here.

kate has the most acting range of everyone on the show

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stfu capsbro

next week will be my first time actually sitting down on the couch specifically to watch snl cause bts will be on. I hope you guys enjoy

kate is good for sure

"My-way, my-way" --Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack 5

too soon

Kit doesn't even have a twitter lmao

Are you a 12 year old girl?

I thought this was an american show

USA
USA
USA

Can you imagine being forced to make out with a lesbian and then walking up one morning with s funny cough and then learning you have multiple genital warts in your throat?

good girls worth watching for the tit cow?

Funnier now than it was at the time.

Lorne spotted.

L O N D O N
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D
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they're good, user. give em a shot

see you there user

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Back to /kpop/ or whatever awful forum you came from

oh look, a sketch about "nerds"

aaaaaand they ruin another sketch

>pony figurine
lol

Oh look, a pony toy.

Your day is ruined.

is beck packing on some pounds? looking a lil round

nice, another mooney and beck masterpiece

yeah this dude is who Kit sounds like

Yeah I'm gonna say that Jon Snow wishes he is as good an actor as Crispin Glover. He's just awful.

this is fucking terrible

They pulled this one back all things considered

>when Saturday Night Live becomes Saturday Night Struggle to Sing Over Your Backing Track

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wtf was that

Only decent sketch so far.

forgetting about ashely simpson?

Mooney and Bennet save the episode yet again.

no, it wasn't

something about her teeth and squinty smile annoys me

when do the jokes start?

>he doesn't know

I think we're supposed to laugh at how pathetic they were.

i crown thee

No, but Lorne did if he's having an idol group on.

What kind of local commercials do you guys get? Seems like nobody wants to advertise here

Sara would get my cock

Dad just punched my mom and walked out

Mostly national commercials and well produced local ones. Philly is a major market

Punch your mother and walk out as well

who is even the demographic for this snorefest of a musician?

Indian casino, used care dealerships, other businesses.

comfy song

would never have guessed she's almost 40

you better suck his dick and calm him down you can't be living on the streets

moms

Towing company and a dentist office

Sorry, user, this thread is about a different kind of abuse.

That wig is cute as fuck on Cecily. Brunette, bangs, pony-tail hits all my buttons.

there's Pete

>that crotch bulge

legit best sketch of the night, for what it's worth

forgettable. I hope.

I missed the first half hour. I was watching The new lady cops on Live PD but it seems like I didn't miss much

Well, next week we get Frogfu and some Kpop bullshit.

See you then

AWKWARD HUGGING TIME.

GOT cameos

I want to marry Sara Bareillies

You know Melissa has refused to hug all black cast member?

Very underwhelming episode. WU was very good though.

Yeah, she definitely seems like wife material.

/ourgirl/

Yea Forums will turn into /kpg/, can't wait

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For real or is this a meme?

Her old twitter username used to literally be NIGGERSTOMPER88

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>/kpg/ fags are already showing up
You people are a plague upon Yea Forums. Not looking forward to next week's threads.

grandad it's time for bed