What would happen if you touched it?

What would happen if you touched it?

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I'd stop being an incel.

Don't we see one guy touching it on the moon ?

You become a big baby. Didn't you see the end of the movie?

nothing it's just an obelisk it ain't magic lmao stupid ass nigga

IT would evolve.

t. never watched the sequel

well, according to the book it "puts pictures in your head", so it makes you see things, get "ideas"

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Even the sequel movie is better than the book.

If Kubrick is such a perfectionist, why did he use such cliche music for this movie?

Some monkeys molest it too, so they learn how to beat things with bull bones.

He made it cliche.

I know you're shitposting but aside from maybe Blue Danube, the pieces he used were not "cliché" at the time.

it'd fall over

the screen would activate and say "Enter PIN"

You'd just become celibate?

Mate that's what he's shitposting about. That's the joke.

That's a big phone.

for you

How is it shitposting? It's like back to the future. it's cliche

Did you even read the whole post you're replying to ?

In the book, apes and men touching the monolith is a repeated theme.

Concretely, when Floyd touches it, it's noted that the surface seems to actively repel his fingers - as if he's feeling a force projection rather than a real object. Except for the magnetic field around it and the evidence of the scientists' naked eyes, the lunar monolith was intangible.

>Ligeti
>Cliche
I'm sure this is bait but please don't put ideas into the plebs heads.

then how was it supported by the ground, interacting gravitationally and electromagnetically with everything else around it?

this movie gives me a headache. the space scenes should be silent, I'd rather watch it on mute with subtitles

>literally 15 minutes of silence broken only by bowman's heavy breathing in his helmet
Stupid faggot if you're going to shitpost then get better at it you boring retard.

I'm not sure it even physically exists in our dimension.

It's not silence, it's mind grating distortion.

It does because the one on europa gets broken and makes retarded slime people.
They're deep space hyper advanced von neumann probes from a race of aliens that don't even exist anymore. They seek out and uplift life, but they can also destroy what it perceives as a threat to their builders. They're like quantum computers running really advanced AI. In 3001 they end the series with David Bowman/Space Baby telling them how to make a computer virus that can be uploaded into the monoliths to destroy them.

technically floating but only a small amount off the ground?

the one on the moon was burried under tycho

Why didn't Dave just wear his space helmet? Is it because they needed a plot?

you would realize that you're wasting your time and go watch a better movie intsead

instant ejac

you would say MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF TARDS!!!