Just why?

Dont theaters employ lackeys to clean that up??

>this hand is considered "white" in 'murrica

They just turn Robert upside down. His hair is very absorbent.

Americans are animals, have you seen their cities?

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"American" """"""""""""people""""""""""""

1. It isn't my job to clean it up, so I do it on purpose
2. I know I won't get caught
3. What the fuck else are theater employees going to do? They've got enough people staffed, right?

because captain marvel fucking sucked

____Yes____

How do they clean the kino ballpit?

Based

am i the only one sick of security always coming in and interrupting the black kids hollering and shouting and smoking in the back literally every movie?

Its 2019

waiting for that one pasta of the user who brought ham sandwiches just to threw them half eaten on the floor

youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

Be the change you wanna see.
Translation: Post it.

Was this the dark knight rises premiere?

WAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET IN HERE!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Its a form of protest, something you third-worlders will never experience.

no you don't. seats fold up. they would fall off.

Yes?

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CLEAN
IT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Hmmm. No.

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>he thinks cinema seats are universal
silly americano

'cause fuck jannies

CLEAN IT UP, JANNY

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>they would fall off.
that's why I hold it in my mouth a bit before, so that it sticks even if it turns upside down

>tfw I'm from europe and we actually get 4 years jail from doing that

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>he doesn't have his make a messy license

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S O C I E T Y

>tfw britbong
>2h loine to get mess loicense

>tfw you only get a messy licence if you're part of the royal house of Glucksbrug-Kino-Memesburg-Upon-Avon house of Commons and Lords

Time to die

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Niggers

Americans are fat and shit.

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When Katrina victims were shipped to the Astrodome in Houston they literally trashed the place. Just dropped trash on the ground and didn't care. Fucking apes

True but they must have done something right to get to the point where thats your best arguement

>All these OBSESSED non-American """"""people""""""
Feels good man.

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For me its just that I'm really interested in these strange small differences between american and EU society, like not wearing shoes inside and that your LITERALLY DONT ORDER SEATS BEFORE GOING TO THE MOVIES AND THE KINOGRAPH

>order extra large Pibb Xtra
>drink it during the first 20 minutes of the 45 minutes of commercials
>piss in the cup during the loud explosion scenes
>"accidentally" spill it on the seats when I get up after the movie is over

Anyone else do this?

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>spill gummy bears all over the kinoplex floor
>grind them into the carpet with my heel

god my shoes get so sticky but its worth the laughs every time

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Clean up my mess, wagie! :D

first come first serve we don't plan ahead
I call bullshit unless you have the best smelling pee ever

I just leave cups in the seat holsters.

It's literally not my fucking job to clean up my mess at the movie theater. They literally have dozens of people whose fucking job it literally IS. Littering as a criminal offense is inapplicable in your private, indoor establishment. I'm not gonna lift a damned finger for a responsibility that simply isn't mine. Period. Might as well ask me to roll up my sleeves and take care of the toilet I clogged while you're at it.

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Someone please post the screencap of the user who brought a qt goth girl to the theater and a kid started kicking the back of his chair so he started getting visibly furious. It ends with him texting the girl something like "hey that was a really scary movie. did you notice how scared i was getting?"

Clean it up, wagie.

it's not a fucking airplane dude, why do yuros have to run everything like an autistic bureaucracy?

That's one of the least worst things that happened in that Astrodome. Niggers were literally raping girls in the bathrooms there.

based and kinoplexpilled

based. working for free is cucked, but imagine actually doing SOMEONE ELSE'S JOB for free?

>Niggers were literally raping girls in the bathrooms there.
I figure that's normal in America

>why do yuros have to run everything like an autistic bureaucracy?

Interesting question and you're quite right in your obervation. I think its because our civilizations have existed for a long time and we feel the way we do things are the right way to do things.

Why can't zoomers have some manners

Anyone have that video of the Indian movie theater with flashing red and blue lights?

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True but it's not rape if my wife and I organized it beforehand.

/thread

our freedom extends to seat choice

Niggers.

I would love for someone to go to the Avengers premiere and take a shit right in the middle of the theater ruining the movie for all the capeshitter manbabies.

but they must cosplay as bowie from twin peaks and say his line

If the movie is shitty, your floor will be shitty. #VoteWithYourTrash

This is pretty much why I quit working at AMC in college. Black movies and children's movies would go from literally pristine condition to disaster zone in the span of a two hour screening.

Started off as an usher and was going to graduate college before I'd ever get the opportunity to work the box office or projectionist. It was extra shit to find out from one of my co-workers that I was literally the only usher actually doing the things I was supposed to do (going theater to theater checking v&a, etc) and that they still weren't going to bump my hours, position or pay.

In fact, I even hated being anywhere near a theater for a while after that. Never once got my free tickets or went to an F&F screening. I never asked because I was too young to know what turnover was, but it had to be insanely high. It isn't actual '''''hard work''''' to clean, but working there with people like OPs pic was just fucking soul-draining.

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I buy the biggest popcorn and spill half of it on the floor.

Same. They are ripping me off for the popcorn, so might aswell make them work for all the money I spend.

Once I got nacho cheese on my pants was so pissed I throw the whole thing at the screen
those screams when the hot cheese hit the people in front of me was funny as fuck though.

because they can those fuckers

>Alright, people. Now I know, that the movie is over, but SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND WE ARE GOING TO CHECK HOW MESSY YOU LEFT IT!

yeah, maybe fire few shots before you try and do that, but still good luck, fellow nigger american

>order XL soda, mighty double popcorn bucket and nachos
>being served by QT and I've been trying to chat her up
>as she gives me my receipt I say "pop ya phone number on there tuts"
>she's taken aback and says she has a bf, move in closer and says I didn't ask for his number
>she says she can't, I pretend like it's alright but I feel a deep anger inside
>call her back, "you forgot my toffee popcorn, tuts."
>she stammers I didn't ask for it but I tell her I'm the customer, she begrudgingly gets it and I take it off her, "on the house I take it, you forgot to get it"
>before she can answer I walk off to the screen
>once past the ticket stub guardian I tear a corner of the toffee popcorn pack and slowly tip them out as I climb the stairs, stomping a couple into the steps
>get to my seat and drip nacho cheese all over the backs of the chairs infront
>kick my XL soda in front of me and hear it wash into the aisles below
>grab my popcorn bucket and fling it into the air
>leave all my litter on the same seat with the toffee popcorn at the front
>leave the screen and go find my actual screen for the movie
>when it finished leave by the alarmed fire escape exit
That'll teach em

as a 31 yer old who works at a theater FUCK YOU IF YOU DO THIS. If I catch any of you punk ass zoomers making a mess in my theater I'll drag you out of the theater myself. I don't care if you miss the ending to whatever capeshit you went to see. fuck you.

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What the fuck is this fat shaming bullshit? Who can I sue for this?

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Worst thing I ever did way was way back when my friends and I where watching a shit movie so we went back to the concession stand and refilled our large popcorns and drinks, headed back to the movie and dumped and spread all of the popcorn throughout the aisle and dumped our drinks on our seats and left.

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Its what the theaters get for charging so much. Fuck them. I do the same thing.

No you don't.

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No you won't.

They have a guy who's job it is to suck the balls.
That's not even a joke. Well it is, but it's the honest answer.

>tfw here in Mexico we aren't that messy

At least not in my experience. The kinoplex always ends clean. Not even annoying teens waste food like that.

I unironically chucked my entire popcorn bucket at my friend once during marley and me as I was pissed he made us go to the cinema to watch a shit film, obviously he just flicked it off his top and chuckled but the popcorn was everywhere

it's not as pale as yours because you haven't seen the sunlight in probably 20 years.

Can't afford to waste food ey gringo?

I warm it up in my hand, then I stick it on the cushion.

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>doing more labor than waggies
Explain yourself faggot.

I smuggled in a pound of dark brown sugar to mix in my soda so I could coat a dozen seats in my magical mess.
Totally worth it...

Unrelated but
>Star Wars Force Awakens opening week
>after the text crawl, there is a moment of silence before the scene begins
>yell at the top of my lungs “HAN SOLO DIES!!!!!!!”
>hear an audible sigh and someone say “you fucking serious dude”

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How is leaving a piece of chocolate in his hand for a couple of minutes "labor"? The most "labor" he would have to do is to wash his hands after, but i doubt he actually feels compelled to do it.

>I do this for free btw
Even worse.

Your country looks like a fucking war torn third world shit hole run by a cartel

CLEAN IT UP WAGGIE!
*snap, snap*
Clean it up!
And smile while you do it or else I'll be talking to your boss.

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Who the fuck throws their popcorn on the floor? If I didn't finish mine during the movie I carry it out and eat in during the drive home. Fuck, sometimes I'll grab other peoples' abandoned popcorn tubs and munch on it all night.

Shit's delicious.

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Nothing beat driving by book stores after the half blood prince was released and yelling SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE at the lines of waiting fans.

America is beautiful. Don't make fun of it.

I just don't get how people can do this. I make a bag of pissy shitties every time I see a movie and I still don't make as much of a mess as this.

Pissy shitties?

>tumblr
You're worse than a waggie.

>be big fatso
>always go into the movie 10mins late
>sometimes wait outside taking note of the people going in
>check my full metal alchemist watch
>"Ahhh, it's SHOW TIME!"
>wabble into the theater
>take a slow look around at the horrified faces of qt's and normies
>take a big sigh and start breathing heavy as I see tears roll down some of the younger kids faces
>parents telling there children in vain that "it's going to be okay..." in whispers.
>start down my path of destruction
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>snake my way down EACH row.
>10 mins of crying and sighing later and letting some braps rip
>"oh this isnt the movie I was going to see..."
>leave
Du Hast! DU HAST ME!
>start all over again at the movie across the way.

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>pissy shitties

>be big fatso
>being fat

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You pour your Coke into your popcorn bag to let it get soggy before you eat it.

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i remember this. what year was this commercial?

no you didn't why you lying?

>crates of food at the cinema
The absolute state of 56 Percenters

How the fuck are you so based you goddamn animal

ahahahahah CLEAN UP MY MESS WAGIE
t. former kinoplex cuck that did his ten years in the popcorn mines before finally finding an actual job

I work at a movie theater. Theaters in general attract some of the most colossal retards out there. Pretty much every major movie that comes out leaves the theater looking like this.

and if it wasnt like that you wouldnt have a job
DONT THROW A RAGIE AND CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

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>his theaters doesn’t have the recliners

What’s it like living in the third world?

WTF is wrong with europeans

>flashing blue and red lights

Those were fireworks.

Found the American.

You can say nigger here this isnt the UK

Canadian actually. But baiting eurocucks is my MO.

Kek

This 2bh
Baiting americans is child's play
Baiting eurocuckistanis is where the REAL players play

whats the point of having janitors if they dont clean? just do your fucking job

>Canadian
Even worse.

>creating more work for the cute theatermaids
This is why you'll always be virgins

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>wahhh i have to work at my cake job

>eurocuck
Even worse than Canadian

>act infuriated to give the Americans their seratonin for the day
Pleasure doing business fellas

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>euro
You sure about that? :^)

>so ashamed he won't just come out and say it
Pathetic :^)
I'm proud to be a BIG DICK canuck, and you? You hide in the shadows living a coward's life

never reply to my posts again e*rotrash
or else you admit ur gay lol

.

>canuck
>(c)an(uck)
>cuck
Yeah you are :^)))

Whatever you say rettard.

>calls me a retard
>can't spell retard correctly
You're embarrassing yourself now.

Why can’t amerifats stop stuffing their fucking faces with so much food?

Do they make the popcorn buckets huge so you can poop in them if you have to go during the movie:?

Americans usually finish their popcorn during the trailers before the movie even starts, then they run out and get more during the movie.

People don't care about where they live or who they live around anymore. They all depend on the state. This would never happen in Japan or any country where the people still give a shit about community. So definitely not anywhere in the anglosphere.

Fucked up hormones.

who's this cute onahole

fuck yo theater

>denting the hood of my ford taurus SHO

This, but the opposite

No but it doesn't stop me.

Do Americans really do this? Kinda disrespectful

youtube.com/watch?v=yUPUz7AhG5g

hes from reddit, they dont know to say nigger even when on an anonymous bohemian cruise line forum

i bet Call Me By Your Name left the theater spotless

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Yes. It's worse when they bring their shithead kids and you having to listen to them talk and ask questions the whole time. If your dumbfuck 10 year old cum golem can't be quiet during a movie, don't bring them.

>not stuffing your face and getting a free refill before the movie starts
amateur hour over here

I was taught as kid to be respectful to others and to behave in public. My dad once got mad at me because I was talked during the opening of The Dark Knight during the bank robbery.

why don't movies ever have intermissions anymore? I bet the kinoplexes would make a killing on mid-movie concessions

>pizza boxes in the arm rests

Sure smells like incel in here.

funny virtue-signaling, but even at your most progressive we know in secret you can’t tolerate niggers. just accept it.

>disguised /int/ shitflinging thread #10000
Fuck you guys these threads are usually kino

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Have sex

You're unable to comprehend people thinking differently to you, so you assume they secretly agree with you. Literal, unironic autism.

Long shit like LotR doesn't really get made anymore

Moviegoers have short attention spans

Based leech

This thread is full of assholes. Its pretty funny though

imagine paying to do someone else's job

>just popcorn bags and cups

Psssh, that's fucking nothing.

MODS BAN THIS MAN

why do trannies larp as 2d anime grills?

youtu.be/CMKWPtJc18c

>people pay money to watch this videogame cutscene-tier trash

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>eat a bunch of horrible fatty foods all day
>don't shit
>put on basketball shorts and head to my local kinoplex
>during the final act of the movie carefully pull down my basketball shorts and shit through the crack in the back of the seat
>here the row behind me complain about a bad smell
>finish the kino and dump the rest of popcorn on the floor and leave the cup next to it
Who else here does this?

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clean it up wagie

This has me fucking rolling. Lmao pissy shitties

I worked at a movie theater for 2 years. AMA

Make the jannies clean it up

Best part of the job
Worst part of the job

>not sitting at the back of the theater and peeing on the floor so it slides all the way down

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>Best part
Free movies for yourself, friends, family and generally fun atmosphere
>Worst part
Cleaning up the theaters. Also the general sense of dread knowing a big movie is coming out and the theater will be thrown into chaos during the release

Friend threw a giant soda in a wicked spiral at the screen after TLJ. It was more cinematic than the movie. He looked at me, didn't say anything, picked up his soda, looked at the screen, and just launched it and it actually spiraled like a football and then in almost the same motion he just walked quickly to the exit. Not a single person even tried to stop him and there were quite a few people trying not to laugh with only one guy somewhere in the crowd saying "that ain't right."

because
youtube.com/watch?v=IgJJ95Lg73o

That's why I bring a lighter, I heat them up first

Invite the third world get third world standards.

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To dab on wagies
Nah 9/10 times it's niggers or their white counterparts

You buy a large popcorn and dump anything you haven't eaten after 15 minutes on the floor, then go and get the free refill. Repeat.

I thought everyone did this.

You have to pour some popcorn for all your dead homies.

You also have to pour some sugar on me.

As someone who worked for Regal Cinemas for years, I can say from experience that black people are the single worst group to clean up after and indeed serve in concessions. They come to their movies stoned out of their minds (Tyler Perry Movies are looked upon with horror at my old job.), order everything on the menu since we offered alcohol and hot foot like burgers and, stereotypically, chicken tenders. They would ABSOLUTELY trash every single row and theater they were seated in, without exception. Not one of them would pick up their garbage. A sold-out theater would let out and, seeing the garbage cans outside the theater empty, know our job would be a nightmare when we went inside. We frequently had to deal with stabbing cuts in the seats of the theaters and, worst of all, seating issues when 10+ black people would try to sneak in when we have assigned seating and sometimes lead to open fights that the police officer on duty during Saturday or Friday nights would have to break up. The only demographic equal to them in terms of destruction are teenagers seeing PG-13 horror movies, or young children seeing children's movies with shitty parents.

I am not a racist man. I genuinely judge people "by the content of their character" but holy shit is the character of the average black cinema-goer absolute wet dogshit.

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fuck janny, thats why.

>one of the gimp seats is open (basically padded toilet seats where the regular cinema seat should be, you're supposed to put a bucket the cinema gives you under it so literal retards can piss and shit while watching films, one is on each side all the way back in the nosebleed seats so they don't bother people)
>load up on snacks with my EBT card; popcorn, nachos, hotdogs, burgers, sodas, mini pizzas, Milk Duds, the works
>claim my comfy gimp seat
>"in with the new, out with the old" non-stop for the entire duration of the film, have half a mind to think I'm pissing and shitting beverages and food I ate earlier in the film
>film's over, get up to leave
>I forgot to get a bucket
>big mucousy turds running down an aisle turned into a slip-'n'-slide of piss and spilled soda (and a tiny little bit of blood, I don't get enough fiber)
>big box of plain nachos I didn't eat (because the meat and cheese was on the nachos on the top) falls out of my lap and spills all over the place
>try to catch it and accidentally knock the rest of my soda over
I'd hate to be the one who had to clean that up, they probably closed that theater for the rest of the day and lost thousands of dollars on canceled screenings.

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They don't run anywhere.

wait till you have to clean up the handjob someone's girlfriend gave him in the back.

haha yeah bro hes not an epic 4channer like us!

Everybody left in a hurry after yet another mass shooting at the plex, and here's why that's a good thing.

americans are literally indian-tier subhumans

Anyone work in a theater? What do you think about people sitting through the entire end credits in hopes of unlocking a 'secret' scene?

They paid for the ticket they get to watch the entire film retard. Do you really leave before the credits are over, is that how you show respect for the hardworking people who create kinos in your country?

This but also with the sodas.

I did in college before stingers were super common and it still didn't bother me. I only got annoyed when they stayed in the seat when the film ended and lights came up, because they were either theater hopping or showed up super early and wanted to get a good seat for the next showtime in that theater. In both cases they still had to leave but still always acted entitled to stay.

>armchair psychoanalysis of a shitpost
How mad are u rite nao tranny lmao

The worst part is they all sound white. I mean, you expect niggers to be loud and obnoxious, but this is sad! Then again, they're braindead capeshitters regardless.

>admits niggers are annoying and animalistic
>but I'm not racist guys

normies are literally devolving.

Yeah, respect your Jewish overlords who bring you 90% CGI capeshit and racemixing propaganda.

what the fuck is that groce shit, is that popcorn in piss

>americans will literally do whatever the television screen tells them to

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People who are dumb enough to pay money to watch a movie once are dumb enough to forget they have popcorn on their lap when they get up to leave.

stay mad faggot ill never get caught now CLEAN UP MY MESS

I would never tell a movie theatre employee that by me making a mess in his theatre, I am giving him job security. I literally could not give a damn about his job security. I just do it because I don't want to clean up after myself.

people who try to manufacture some honorable justification for making messes are pathetic.

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Jannies find my popcorn bucket with the hole cut in the bottom and know what’s up

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they make me clean it myself and the 8 other theatres afterwords every 10 minutes or they whip me

based

We are not going to talk about doodie

in the darkness no one can see I am making a mess

if they want clean theatres, just leave the lights on

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I do it so you will have a job. You're welcome.

i really like those news stories of middle aged bitches leaving cucumber dildos on the seats after masturbating to 50 shades of gray. anyone have pics of that?

I still wanna see this ham sandwich pasta

Shut the fuck up you homo, I work 60 hours a week, weekends off, the cinema being one of the few places I can actually relax at. Your entitled little faggot ass is saying I can't throw poppies to the Zimmerscore? That I can't spew my Sprite to a funny Sandler scene? Listen here shit stain, I paid $25 to get in, that includes the film, refreshments and you guessed it, being allowed to enjoy the experience.
>b-but you're not supposed to be messy
Fucking limp-wristed faggot, so a few kernels fly to the floor, a little soda spills, it's not like you're working overtime you retard, but keep whining like that and I'll make sure you'll be scraping shit through the holidays as well.
>y-you're creating unnecessary work
You dogshit, fucking maggot, a rat. It's in your FUCKING JOB DESCRIPTION YOU ESTRONAUT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER, HUH? Do you think the school janitor curses the students for staining the floor he just sweeped? OF FUCKING COURSE NOT! I swear, if I see one of you oxygen thieves existing at my local plex, I'll not only place frozen turds inside the cushions, I'll piss on my hands and shake yours when I enter the theater. Ratfuck.

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/thread
Quite obvious

Sure smells like gaping tranny axe wound in here. Don't think about your 41% suicide rate and don't forget to dilate.

The ice and small mount of soda mask the scent.

I'd just like to posit that as a Social Security Disability Insurance recipient, I've been appointed as an arbiter of tax dollar spending and it's my responsibility to strength the economy, small business, and job growth. If I went out to buy a Big Mac instead of eating fresh and local, I'm putting your tax dollars right into the pockets of McDonald's who's probably already evading taxes to begin with. If I went out out to the big chain cinema to see a midnight premier of a film instead of waiting until the next day with the local cinema, I'm putting your tax dollars right into the pockets of AMC Loews who's probably already evading taxes to begin with. If I went out to see a terrible blockbuster film instead of one more deserving of success, I'm putting your tax dollars right into the pockets of Disney who's probably already evading taxes to begin with. They get your tax dollars no matter what. When cinema trashers do their civic duty, they're increasing the big chain cinema's overhead and necessitating additional hires to take care of it. That's creating jobs, that's keeping money in the lowest levels of our economy, that's putting money right back into the pockets of honest working class citizens, THAT's the REAL trickle-down economics: forcing megacorporations' profits to trickle down to those below them, not unlike the half-finished Pepsi I tossed onto my seat. #VoteWithYourTrash is responsible, #VoteWithYourTrash is righteous, #VoteWithYourTrash is the new punk.

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>as a 31 yer old who works at a theater

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Went to the mall with my girl tonight. I saw a cuck with a black kid in a cart that looked like a racecar. Mixed race goblins and niggers. White girls with mexicans. All the white boys sat like faggots and had zoomer hair. A group of niggers yelled "black lives matter" in the Barnes and Noble for no reason. Cops were everywhere and arrested a few niggers.

It was a hellscape. I haven't been to the mall in years..what happened? I thought pol was just jokes and memes?

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They like going on the weekends. That's why I go during the weekday

based snatch and runs are making a comeback

Public transport is to blame. It doesn't matter how homogenous and prosperous your area is, a busline will bring in the scum from miles round. Some of my local malls have been hit by the recent trend of flash mobs of literally thousands of """""""youths""""""" fighting, stealing, and causing havoc. Needless to say, no one I know goes anymore.

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Maybe one day you'll level up to baiting Australians. Maybe.

Unironically worse than being a member of isis.

This is in NJ? I thought cherry hill was only Whites and Asians

>I thought pol was just jokes and memes?

you've just been redpilled, bro

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Based. Don't forget to carry some kind of weapon like a telescopic baton or brass knuckles. It should even the playing field in the case that it's more than one person.

I thought this was a picture of the batman shooting.
No Americans are just fucking disgusting.

This kind of predatory behavior infects all minds and America the Beautiful is the result.
Don't do this guys, you don't want to end like we Brazilians, in a cesspool of corruption. I never saw a theater as dirt as this, though here they are not for the poor--there are only a few theaters left, most in malls, intended for the middle class.

You cause this, please consider not selling food at the entrance of the projection room.

Arisu Tachibana in Idolmaster.

after a screening of black panther

I'd like to see a Deathwish style movie where you become a vigilante and hunt these fuckers down to make them pay.

You can actually see the mom pointing at the person taking the photo as if "YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKING MY PICTURE! YOU CANT DO THAT!" as her little toddlers from hell stroll out.

My biggest thing with the picture is how much money is just thrown on the ground, lets think about it, movie theater popcorn is what, $10 a box or whatever, drinks are the same, you can easily rack up $20-$30 on your own if you arent careful.
Look at all this, this is what, nearly $200 laying on the ground, and she is actually comfortable with this kind of waste of money.
>Its ok, my ex husband pays for it with his child support payments cause Tyrone don't do shit but service me.

those are all third or fourth refills my guy my moneys been spent wisely

I'm not saying I don't leave a bit of popcorn on the floor but I do try to clean up my area a bit before I leave. I don't get how you can leave that much popcorn on the floor unless you are tipping it out.

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>Black kid next to white girl

When will it end

this mess created jobs

Tragedy of the commons. Look it up, it's a real thing.

He's right though. The most progressive people live the furthest away from high concentrations of niggers and vice versa. Living around niggers turns you into a racist basically.

Cause fuck jannies

You devilish whore you, you probably closed the thread after making this post didn't you

god damn you trannies never used to be this lazy

I keep forgetting the context of this image, someone help me out?

Looks like a restaurant that makes their employees dance. I see it everytime I go to Texas Road House. Shit is so cringy.

>wagie found the food crate again

Woah, i didnt recognize Tarrantino without black cock in his mouth

Floridians don't give a damn.

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Why?

I wonder what all of those people had in common...

It was worse than you can imagine user
amren.com/news/2015/08/africa-in-our-midst/

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This is a fun thread. I really enjoyed marking so many posts for racism.

He's a nigger, he can't help it.

Sorry but you guys got nothing on the average Indian kinoplex experience
youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

Yeah, that would be right, but I'm not sure if I remember the image having a specific context or not.

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Unironically kys.

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-yes, you may

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>those are all third or fourth refills
Now I know why we don't have these in Brasil. Soon, 'murrican, soon.

Holy shit never noticed this before
Now I'm scared

Fuck that's a good read. Someone should make a movie about it.

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I always do this after a movie because I want people who clean to keep their job.

...

If this shit is triggering you, you should unironically seek mental help

Do american women really get influenced by this, and as a result breed mixed race babies? I hope not

>They've got enough people staffed, right?
Some theaters don't
And you are only extending the time between the shows with that
In my theater there's only 10min dead time inbetween shows

They're going to have a job anyway. Mess will be created even in the bess of circumstances. They don't need you throwing popcorn on the floor.

I still don't understand this picture. Are there theaters here in America that sell giant crates of food?

hey americunts, so 2h without any food is really a hard thing for you guys?

Reason why I always go to the kinoplexes in the nice parts of the city. Larger and reclinable seats too.

Easier than you Muhammad

>at the kinoplex
>buy a large diet coke (regular coke has too many calories)
> watch captain marvel
>movie's about to end
>only drank half of it
>don't wanna walk to the bin
>pour it on the floor and leave

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The small sized popcorn had a reverse pyramid shaped box with a small base.
When I put it on the floor it did not stay and half of the popcorn fell on the ground.

I am sorry kinojanitor-qt who had to clean it up. I cleaned some of it while waiting for the Shazam post credit scene

You are all like little babies

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Is it me? Or is the world getting crazier?

cursed image

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Jesus fucking Lord they aren't human.

You’re not wrong.

Sure smells of fat cunt that need to loose weight and go out for a drink Friday night, also most incel are better men then niggers.

my theory is this was some special needs class trip
or they went and wasted a few hrs on some capeshit

>it's not a fucking airplane dude, why do yuros have to run everything like an autistic bureaucracy?
it's what civilization looks like
because when or if it gets full you have your seat number so we dont need to open up "who was in the wrong" threads on Yea Forums. I sit wherever i want tho, noone ever asked me to get off "their seat" that's because i only go to cinema after 10pm so its 2/3rds empty.

& holocaust classes. hard choices XDDD

2002

have sex

Who here goes to their local Applebees and gets 2 of the $1 margaritas and a glass of water and pounds them in 10 minutes flat, get an appetizer, and then afterwards goes into the bathroom and pisses all over the stall, toilet, door handles, and floor? It can't be just me right?

Have sex incel

You know they just hire illegals to clean theaters, right? Gone are the days of teenagers staying late on a Saturday to sweep the theaters

>You sure about that? :^)
you legalised dog fuckery. pretty sure its time for US to annex you.

>feed me large portions with too much cheese and butter
>give me giant drinks
>toss me in a room with a hundred people and stimulate my body with 2 hours of extreme sensory overload
>surprised to see a curled up jacket caked in shit under the chair
>upset that the theater chair is a sponge of human urine
>pretending it's your first time seeing someone make a makeshift toilet roll out of popcorn bag
>this isn't your first time cleaning green, steaming, peppered shit off your shoe and from in-between your fingers

Movie theater workers need to grow up.

that's some pray and spray right there

Could you imagine cleaning that up without receiving compensation? I mean who would do something like that just cleaning all that up for free?

Niggers?

For you madlad

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holy shit just nuke this retarded shithole

The worse I’ve ever done is pissed in my cup during LotR, although I dropped the lid and couldn’t find it afterwards so I had to smell my piss for about an hour

hearty chuckle friend

Your current civilization (islamic caliphate) has only existed for about 10 years or so.

just because you don't order it online like a spaz who can't talk to a cashier, doesn't mean that your seat isn't numbered

triggered replies desu

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ive only ever had people laugh out loud in comedies. This is atrocious

based

>bloatlord shaming
Fuck this world. When will the scorn against our kind end?

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I bet there was cum everywhere

iirc this was a special showing of the film that expressly encouraged people to cheer and shit, hence the subtitles. It was advertised as such. Going to a showing like that and expecting a quiet, respectful audience is like going to a Megadeth concert and expecting people to sit quietly and golfclap like they're at a Mozart concerto.

If you lot think that is bad
youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c
youtube.com/watch?v=55EWHflRTZg

We live in a society...

what film is that? looks like a fun The Raid rip off

There's people that are being paid for cleaning that up. Their salary comes from the money you paid for your ticket. If everyone cleaned their shit these people would get fired, and their part of the money would go to the cinema owners and Hollywood.

No wonder they believe in reincarnation, if I was born there I'd kill myself and hope to respawn somewhere else.

Keynesian """"economists""""" in a nutshell

Why don't you show me your dick you fucking queer

I didn't know Native Americans had cinema shootings

WAGIE GET IN THE CAGIE!!