Turn the ship

Turn the ship

NO

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ISILDUR, TURN THE SHIP TO MOUNT DOOM

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>"Ramming speed."

What was he thinking?

>You believe it's the year 1912 when in fact it's closer to 2199. I can't tell you exactly what year it is because we honestly don't know. There's nothing I can say that will explain it for you, Neo. Come with me. See for yourself. This is my ship, the Titanic. It's a British passenger liner. This is the main deck. This is the core where we broadcast our pirate signal and hack into the Iceberg. Most of my crew you already know.

>Send out the SOS, Captain. You must call for aid."
>And who will come. Americans? Frogs? We are not so lucky in our friends as you. The Admiralty laws are dead."
>The Californian will answer."
>The Californian? Where was The Californian when the iceberg struck? Where was The Californian when Seawater rushed in around us!? Where was The — No, Mister Lightoller, we are alone."

BERG?

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It's sinking, then

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anti-semetic movie. bravo cameron

But Captain, we have Irish onboard!

>Sir, an iceberg is ahead of us. What shall we do?
>Shove up it up your ass
How was such an unprofessional guy able to captain the Titanic?

Where we're going, we don't need Irishmen.

>"I'm crashing this boat with no survivors"

But what about the women and children?

>WOMEN AND BLACK MEN FIRST
What did they mean by this?

>that berg's not getting another penny of interest while this ship still floats
wtf i dont remember this in the original script

GET BACK I SAY OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL LIKE DOGS

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>when the captain commands the crew to make sure that all the doors to lower decks are sealed to ensure maximum irish fatalities

He wasn't about to take any shit from any bitch ass iceberg. It was the right call. If we bow to the iceberg's demands now, they'll just demand more in the future.

Ice can't tear iron hulls.

>Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, merciful Poseidon?

Worse than any potato famine

>The Titanic has but one weakness. It's hull is composed of many water tight compartments, but if enough are flooded it will sink.
>How? How can ice undo steel? What kind of glacier will bring down the ship?
>If the hull is breached, The Titanic will fall.
>Even if it is breached, it would take a size beyond reckoning, thousands of tons to doom the ship.
>Millions.
>But, my lord, there is no such Iceberg.

...but steel is stronger than ice

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>A new federal reserve is rising. Its victory is at hand.
>This night, the ocean will be filled with the blood of Goyim! Leave none alive!

>cant tell the atlantic from the pacific
yikes

The SS Californian was a ship close to the Titanic when it sunk.

Fucking idiot

Based retard

Ooof

We need more Titanic X Matrix posting, Titanic X Lord of the Rings is old and busted

titanic was an inside job
ice cant pierce steel hulls

Irish you say? Well you didnt tell me that... double the speed. And cut the life rafts

based

>The SS Californian was a ship that sank the Titanic.

>Taigs and kikes investing New York City and the New World!? Over my frozen corpse and water grave!

pacific atlantic creek brook

>SS
German?
>sank the Titanic
Was the Californian secretly a destroyer? A torpedo ship?
A secret plot for the German Empire to wage war against the Americans, I tell you! And it failed since Teddy was too much of an isolationist to give a shit.

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Sinkage! Sinkage, First Mate, you poofter!
If you have a Titanic, and I have a Titanic, and I have an iceberg. There it is. That's the iceberg, see? Watch it. My iceberg reaches across the ocean, and starts to sink your Titanic, I sink your Titanic! BLORB, I sink it down!

>nobody fights jack and rose for the floating door
buuuuuullllllshhhhiiiit

>h-he froze up to his abdomen so he couldn't have pulled himself up to safety!

The Soviet Ship Californian was a battle cruiser of unmatched size, and destructive force. It even had an iceberg gun, the very weapon it used to sink the titanic.

You will receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain.

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black guy died though
his wife survived.

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