Hurr how can someone be 40 and a virgin

>hurr how can someone be 40 and a virgin
Good to see people even had a healthy view on virginity even back then...

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I am 29 and a touchless kissless virgin

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atleast we have an internet connection haha

>back then
Back in 2005? Zoomies.

2005 was 20 years ago, gramps.

same. Its worse for me because I actually work with a load of women .I'm the only man in the department. They are all either married or have boyfriends apart from one girl who is moving back to Germany at the end of next month

Same

I had a job like this once too, was the only guy there and it was very depressing listening to the roastie talk everyday. made me see how pointless it was and how none of them are even remotely compatible with me.
I just have nothing in common with them.

how you doing fellow wizard apprentice?

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I’ve lost all meaning and want to escape life. But I still fear death, so I feel trapped with no way out

Well the girl going back to Germany is actually nice. She's friendly and old fashioned (doesn't believe in sex before marriage)

Why are less and less people having sex?

I blame the video games

>2005 if frens and coworkers found out you were a virgin at 40 they would help you get laid
>2019 if frens and coworkers found out you were a virgin at 40 they wouldn't do anything because its wrong for incels to get pussy, they need to die instead

Nobody in real life knows the word incel lmao. Get off the internet

Tinder and female emancipation

Feminism and women becoming unhealthy ham planets.

>More things to do makeing "the hunt" less enjoyable
>Availability of chads on hookup apps means less girls settle reducing total sex havers
>Less time and less money to persue sex
>Increased rate of general social incompetence means attempts are less successful
>Increasingly stringent title 9 laws mean pushing boundaries is unviable
>Hormonal deficiency in men do to diet
>Political tentions makeing half the population unable to sex the other
>Racial tensions on the rise causing the same effect but less so
>Availability of porn releases pent up regularly
>Rising depression rates depress sexual desire
>Shift to more puritanical views on sex in general, yes even with the weird shit the left is pushing

Really just take your pic, the sexual depression is just a sign of how sick everyone is.

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women as a whole feel its not their responsibility to have babies or be decent women

I know that feel

>he actually believes this

its too much hassle, too much work and same and better results can be reached with masturbation and porn.
why would you even risk getting some roastie pregnant and chaining yourself to some meaningless job forever?
or why risk STDs or herpes?
or why risk losing your assets in a divorce?

I am sure glad that internet, porn and onaholes exist to get rid of all that risk and all that work.

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>>he actually believes this
No she really is that way. Shes very religious. She goes to mass every Sunday. Shes never had sex or a boyfriend.

could easily be a whore trying to hide her whore past.
this shit happens all the time and woman are good liars.

Well shes not that old to have much of a past. She's only 22 (23 soon)

Incels over a certain age should be forced to wear identifying symbol while in public.

at 23 they had over 10+ years of time to whore around, my sister was sucking dick at 12 and was a massive whore (and with massive whore I mean giving lap dances to 6 guys in our living room) and worked as an escort from 17 on, then later at 22 or 23 she changed completely, got education, a real job and a boyfriend that has no fucking idea about anything.
and now she wears a cross and pretends to be religious too.

>its not their responsibility to have babies
but it's not though
they don't owe you anything

25 years old. Not kissless or handholdless but still a virgin nonetheless.

Fuck my life. There are people younger than me at my job, some of whom still in high school, who have had sex and it makes me feel worth less as a man and a human being.

just go to a club or something
getting laid is not that hard

>implying this shit isnt near impossible

Done that, couldn't hook up with anyone.

I'd rather lose it in a relationship with a woman I really liked anyway.

You're just blackpilled, and trying to blackpill others. Most girls aren't whoring around at 12.

nowadays most girls are absolutely whoring around at 12.

then we can gather them all up into ghetto's and take their beta bux

So how do I let her know I like her?

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Gramps is dealing with 15 year old for 2 decades he never learned what being an adult is about

I have seen smething about female fishes turning into male because of climate change.
I trust that it also affects human, that's why there is less women available, that and also because they only want to date/fuck Chads.

Wait op are you implying you are a 40 yr old virgin?

Not quite 40. Lets just say im closer to 40 than 30 however.

sex is gay

bump

25 yo kissless virgin here. In my case I had severe acne from ages 13-22, guess why I have never even been bullied or rejected, because I didn't even try, I just stayed at home alone hoping nobody would see my horrible face. After the acne I started balding lmao, but the hair is not even a problem since the damage to my personality has already been already done, I found myself a grown-ass man without any social skills at all, even holding eye contact with family or some random kid on the street is hard for me.

That 's my situation, im sure others have similar stories

Why are less and less men having sex*

>fewer and fewer

So what is your plan going forward?

sequel when? I need to know dad's redemption arc

What is the age when your supposed to lose it? My friend knocked up his girlfriend when they were 12

He doesnt have one. His life is a tragedy

Imagine being a virgin past 16. Just fucking lmao

When I was a kid everyone knew isaac Newton for discovering gravity, now whenever I hear his name anyone ever says is "duh you know he died a virgin" imagine discovering gravity being less important than losing your virginity

Well i mean we were put on this planet to procreate and further the species. Not discover "gravity"

I just think it's kinda bullshit that the dude who discovered gravity, which lead to so many scientific achievements died a fucking virgin. Kinda makes you realize how fucking stupid the human race is.

math is hard...

19 - 5 = deeeerp 20!

What's a good amount of sand to replicate modest B cups? How much will I need to fill up the balloons to the right size?

He's still known for gravity. People are so interested in him that they research his social life.

There's nothing healthy about virginity past age 20. Sex is part of being an adult human. Unless you're inventing new forms of mathematics you don't have any excuse for your virginity besides the fact that you're a social reject.

Men over the age of 17 who have not had sex are failures. Period. They are the bane of humanity. They serve no purpose and are complete losers. They should be locked away, so they can't take out their virgin rage on normal citizens. Absolutely pitiful. You can't even be considered a man at that point.

i have autism

not even haha Yea Forums autism, but no shit like three different psych docs said, "you have every single characteristic of autism"

as for everyone else, i have absolutely no idea

if i wasn't autistic i would be fucking 3 different girls a day, even if i couldn't physically maintain an erection i would just pay them to lick my balls for half an hour or something

oh well

Lets be honest user... no you wouldnt. You would probably still be a worthless virgin

Man I wish I had a plan... right now the only self-improvement i'm doing is going to the gym, I started about 4 months ago. I was actually quite fit for a sedentary guy, I'm just hoping to create healthy habits for now, and it's nice to see the numbers of plates I lift increase week after week, gives me a little bit of motivation in my life.

Can you show me one person who is a virgin at 40 who isn't literally mentally ill?

Me in 4 years.

>don't continue the lineage for one of the smartest humans
I mean he was probably mad autistic or something but his kids mightve been smarter

My problem with the entirety of the human race is that this shit happens all the fucking time. The vast majority of the people breeding are fucking morons, which just perpetuates the cycle of idiots populating the planet and smart people finding it incredibly difficult to find partners.

also they should be castrated and forced into slavery, one incel servant per citizen.

Have you tried not being a fucking weirdo and just asking out a girl who's not out of your league? Settle for some pig

Bad advice, if you're not attracted to someone don't be desperate enough to go for them. Girls go for ugly guys because they're rich ect, don't sell yourself short because you're a man.

>Have you tried not being a fucking weirdo
Oh fuck off, I'm not even that weird, I just have severe social anxiety.

but you're not a 40 year old virgin, you'll have sex in the next ten years

They would be awful servants though. Most are probably the lazy "gamer" type.

its harder than every to get a lady to sex you today. in the age of the # ME TOO!!!! you look at a bitch wrong and its OMG RAPE!!!!!! fuck them hoes!

Have sex

He cant

same. we live in a society

Everyone can, find a desperate landwhale and have sex

unironically its lower marriage rates

at least for the men.