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/trek/ in 1994 edition
old thread we post like Chain of Command part 2 just aired

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>a. which star trek woman had the stinkiest feet?
>b. was spock always simply high off of smelly girl feet?
>in our timeline would cpt. Kirk have a #metoo case against him?

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>it's a Q episode

>we post like Chain of Command part 2 just aired
That was really mediocre. Not worth a two-parter. Also, >sending the captain of the flagship and a doctor on a stealth mission

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>1994
TNG ended in '93 (unless it was even earlier in US).

"STAY COMFY, GATES" IN THIS THREAD.

>Also, >sending the captain of the flagship and a doctor on a stealth mission
Dubs confirm that TNG's writing was overrated.

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>tfw tng ended before you were born and you never got to experience watching a new ep as it aired now they're holding a gun to picard's wife's head to make him do another series
it must have been nice to know trek before it lost its innocence

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Why was Ro so hot despite being conventionally unattractive bros

>TNG ended in '93
Spotted the fake Trexpert.
"All Good Things..." aired on May 23, 1994
You missed the opportunity to admonish me over the OP episode which was actually from 1992.
I wasn't even one off, I'm such a klutz!

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Some sort of Tomboy Lanklet thing going on with an interesting voice. I know whatcha mean tho

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Cute with such conviction
But dark as a devil who walks

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Stay comfy gates

>Cute with such conviction
>But dark as a devil who walks
Ro is a Riker approved character as well
OHHH Rooooo

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Why didnt std get proper writers and/or a showrunner?

Stay comfy Gates

>Why didnt std get proper writers and/or a showrunner?
The fag who created the burnham character bailed after he found out the show was going to be a complete top to bottom sjw shitshow with writing playing a fifth fiddle to optics and pandering.

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Trek fans will watch anyway so they got writers focussed on appealing to women and minorities to maximise reach and profit and ultimately subscribers to CBS All Access.

Just caught the rerun of Chain of Command on my local Fox affiliate. Still can't get over Dick Jones from Robocop getting a spot on the show. I hope Stewart got paid double to film naked. Really looking forward to the series finale though. Watched Masks the other night and this show is just dying a slow death. Glad they're not getting an eighth season so they can focus on Deep Space Nine.

STAY COMFY, GAYES

Conundrum is unironically one of the best episodes in all of Trek. People always suck Inner Light's flute but it's only interesting because we see how an established character would adapt to a wildly different situation than they're used to, something Conundrum develops with a relatively minor character while contributing to her overall arc in the series. We learn Ro might be happy, and in love, if she could put aside her past traumas. However by the end of the episode she's regained her memories and returned to living in isolation, which makes her departure from Starfleet when she finds a purpose amongst the Maquis all the more inevitable.
Ro only had seven or eight appearances but she's one of the most strikingly powerful yet tragic characters in all of Trek.

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>please buy CBS all access this month, anonymous poster!

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>tfw tng ended before you were born

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>BEEP BEEP

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Ro sucks. I hate her and Kira Nerys is better in every single way, including her actress. Fuck that duplicitous bitch.

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[electrocution intensifies]

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>FERRER JACQUE
>FERRER JACQUE
>DORME VOUS

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Is that a Collagefag original?

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what species is this?

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Your faggy gay objectively false opinion aside, not only do I wish we got to see more of Nana and Colm doing stuff together but I actually wish Colm had an extramarital affair with her and knocked her up with his Hibernian spunk and not that raghead extraordinaire with distant relations to Malcolm MacDowell.

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youtube.com/watch?v=7zh3_VD5mlM

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The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long after Picard sees 5 lights.

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>duplicitous bitch
Ro did not betray Picard, he let her go. You have impeccable taste btw if Ro wasn't my soul mate I would probably be smitten by the Major
tuff girls best girls

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Stay Comfy, Gates

>he finally got dubs

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WORLD STARRR

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why are Michael and Amanda's conversations so difficult and cagey
and why is Amanda so sucky at acting

Kira is fucking awful

All of the women in DS9 were awful. They all looked like trannies.

Kira is better but that doesn’t mean Ro is bad.

On epi 3 of disco now

I hope they're happy.

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Tilly is going craycray
so sexi doe in a blubberass kinda way

my eyes start to hurt when the radiant goddess character is on the screen for too long and I always forget what was happening in the story she's too distracting

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she is my ideal gf ngl

I've never felt worthy enough to think about her like that...

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alri wtf is the red angel business
redalert me bla, don't give a fuck about spoilers

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Haven't seen the latest episode, but considering how they originally thought it was Burnham because they confused her DNA for her mother's, but her mother didn't know of some of the events Michael described, it's likely that Micheal is the Red Angel sometimes.

my ex was kinda like her sans the brains

How do they stop the stink from creeping up out of their boots?

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Let's settle this once and for all is Julian Bashir a good character?

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this is my red angel

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No, he's awful.

o gawwddd
had a feeling it might be something cringey like that

Talcum powder

He's likeable enough. Probably had the smallest cock and balls of all the regulars.

smell and licking slaves

stay comfy, gates

rate him as good as Bones and Joe (picardo as emh)

Does Quark have a penis? Do Ferengi have genitals? I know Odo could probably shape shift a dick and Worf has a son so he probably does have one also.

>ywn have to suck off the ensigns sweaty dogs after a long day
sometimes star trek makes me feel depressed

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Fair enough but i think Bones is a pretty big step above the other doctors.

Well Quark has a mom and a brother so yes, of course male Ferengi have cocks and balls? Have you even seen the show?

It's hard to tell because Sid is such a dreadful actor.

They could reproduce asexually for all i know i don't know anything about the biology of Star Trek aliens that's why i asked the question fag.

>Star Trek Generations
>moral dilemma about living in a perfect fake fantasy or facing the hard truths of life
>people hate it because "bawww muh Kirk died!" and "not enouhg pew pew!"

After people liking Wrath of Khan more than The Motion Picture is this the proof that trek fans are plebs?

calm down I was just making sure I wasn't being memed. anyway my friend is married to a Ferengi and she says it's a Pringles can

What are the best Star Trek episodes to riff?

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I don't think i have seen him in anything else i heard he played Ras Al Ghul in Gotham though.

The Animated Series it's one of my favorite things to riff on with friends along with the 60s Spiderman cartoon.

I've heard the 60s spidey cartoon is the most accurate depiction of superhero culture, is this true?

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Shaneequa cannot act. She is fucking shit, why couldn't they hire someone decent?

Kirk's death in Generations was awful.

What do you think about Star Trek: Voyager? It sounds pretty good.

>bawww he should have had le epic big death because he is famous instead of a poignant death
stick to star wars

there's a alternate timeline where the new Trek series doesn't suck, Rihanna is the star, and we don't have retards whining about STD 24/7

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Yes

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>awful awful awful awful
Did you suffer a stroke yesterday or am I missing something?

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For 25 years Trekkies have been like "Kirk should've died on the bridge of the Enterprise, guns blazing!" and that's just fucking stupid and clear that they bought into the pop culture meme Kirk, not the true Kirk.

okay
over and out

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don't call me retard, you retard. Yes I will complain about std shitting up a beloved franchise. If you don't like the complaining, why don't you kindly stop coming here

Everyone's fapped over Ro at least once

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shut up, retard

No you

>settle this once and for all
Bashir was never well liked accept for the rare fanboy/husbandu/tumblrinas who loved his accent.
His acting was so bad in the beginning that there seemed to be three distinct moments when Sisko is almost eyeing him down for being such an on-screen pest.
He had his great moments though, that's for true. Like in The Quickening or his episodes with Sloan from Section 31. He also played a good enough friend for O'Brien but for the most part he was sort of a burden to watch and his mutant arc was only good for the three funny actors who played opposite him in two episodes.
I give him a 5/10.

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you first, retard

I'm really kind of getting worried about the new "Picard" show. It sounds like it's not even going to be recognizable to TNG fans, and the last thing we need is Star Trek: Battle Star Galatica 2.0

Really Fucking worried right now.

>be Robert Beltran, a Mexican
>get hired on Star Trek as a Native American stereotype with a stupid forehead tattoo
>writers take notes from some Armenian scam artist who they thought was Native American because Jews can't tell different ethnicities apart
>writers have no idea what to do with your character besides spout off some boring shit about spirit guides and ancestors
>you get a lot of retarded ass dialogue
>voice your concerns, but the producers refuse to listen
>start sabotaging the show by mouthing to the camera "This is fucking stupid" forcing the directors to film multiple takes until you stop
>the producers begin to hate your guts, but they can't get rid of you because you somehow have a dedicated fan following
>start fucking with the producers by demanding more money every season in the hopes of getting fired
>the madmen actually give you $1mil more every time you ask
>completely phone in your performance for the next 7 years
Truly, he was ABSOLUTELY based.

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Nuh uh, you be quiet retard

hush
chakotay told us he was a retard by showing us his face tattoos
you show us by posting about std and continuing this exchange
be still be silent stop posting

she cute

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>kills star trek
>based

No but ur mum stroked my cock does that count

Wouldn't it be based if they did a MST:3000 and riffed the entire 1st season of Star Trek?

Imagine duping Paramount into hiring you as a native American consultant and never having been one nor understanding true native American cultures.

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Pen names aren't that uncommon and Star Trek is already fiction, like how much Alaskan culture did Riker bring to Trek?

It wasn't a pen name it was a name he changed to live a career as a fake native American when he was really just a Sephardic Jew with minimal training in native American history. They hired him under the impression that this was true; Rick Berman was involved in doing a documentary with the guy in the early 80s. Look it up.

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he had the most potential, but all the shittery that happens on a tv show really fucked the dog and the good chakotay episodes are few and far between

>wow these people are using english this is strange to me they must all be the same person

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I don't care about Kirk having an epic death, Generations was just a terrible movie and Kirk's death was almost an afterthought.

Oooohhh look at the internet detective recognizing patterns! Have you considered working for Uncle Sam?

>low vocabulary plebs in damage control
Ny job here is finished

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Wtf was that DS9 finale? Dukat turns into Space Satan? Gaaaaay

>wow i saw a word multiple times in a thread used by multiple people
>they must have low vocabulary
Stop shitposting, go do something.

they wanted to rip off the heartfelt Babylon 5 finale by they lacked the soul

Always a pleasure, inspector.

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Help me anons. Does Deep Space Nine ever get good? I fucking loved almost every episode of TNG, but god damn I just cannot into DS9

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>>sending the captain of the flagship and a doctor on a stealth mission
Not just a stealth mission, but away-mission in general. The purpose of captain is to command from his ship, not to be the first in line to investigating something potentially dangerous.
Every Star Fleet vessel should have their own special away-team that specializes in external operations.

Thing is though, in a show like star trek it HAS to be the captain et al, otherwise it would be all about the away team.

They've tried it with STD and...well....look at the shitstorm it caused (despite being pretty good later on)

The first season is a drag and confused about what it wants to be. When Sisko grows a beard during the second season it gets a grip and starts improving from there. Season 5–6 are very good, but the seventh season is amazing because it's very serialized.

Yes starting in S3 it’s consistently good I would say

>They've tried it with STD and...well....look at the shitstorm it caused (despite being pretty good later on)
What are you talking about? The very first episode starts off with Captain Georgiou and her second-in-command alone in away mission.

fine I should have said it differently:

>tried making the main character someone other than the captain

fucking sperg

Wow they really ran out of shit for Hoshi to do in S4

The Official DS9 Cast Ranking:
Quark > Odo > Kira > Worf > Bashir / O'Brien > Ben > Dax > Jake

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Once his past as an augment was revealed, he went from prig to kino.

I will try my best to power through. Thank you anons

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>he doesn't know that Hoshi has the best two episodes in the series
Leave now so no one can spoil it for you

What's Picard gonna do when she makes her comeback?

Where's Bash??

forgot pic

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. . .

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Why no Jesus in Star trek?

If he didn't like it, he should have quit.

Pegging VF in the discord again.

>disco
?
Oh you mean std

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Maybe the real trek were the pedophiles who replied along the way.

Who says epi?

Stick with it, like Spartacus.

There's no girls being hurt

"people" paid by cbs of course
You are literally me like 4 years ago
season 1 and 2 are one of the biggest chores to get through, and this does not change on rewatches, but I promise it really pays off in season three.
After that 4 is good, 5 and 6 are some of the goat trek, then 7 sucks pretty bad. well worth it though overall

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STD has ever so many problems... Episodes like Lower Decks have shown that it's actually possible.
I just don't understand why you think it's impossible; in Battle Star Galactica Admiral Adama never leaves to pilot a fighter, instead he commands from his ship, meanwhile, we have different characters who pilot fighters.

A lot of people say epi, user. It's like ses for season.

These images are angry and forced.

Data is a surprisingly good ENT villain

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DS9 is just a big dick in the ass.
You can tell yourself you liked it but we all know once was enough, right?

I've never seen an episode referred to as an epi, usually people say sode.

Quark is the only interesting character. Everyone else is trying too hard.

>112526852
Is that ginger Tilly? I didn't know there was so much hatred towards her, there are so many other characters in that show that deserve far more hatred than her. She is just autistic, nothing more, nothing less.

source on these lies?

Not him but;
>fat
>ugly
>annoying
>cringe
She is just a good overall representation of what STD brings to the table I assume.

>not him but
threeways with you must be miserable

are you literally retarded? both kurtzman and the executive producer have made it known he is gone
Also they will be retconning fairly heavily most likely

>The U.S.S. Discovery is about to lose another captain as Anson Mount’s Christopher Pike is exiting Star Trek: Discovery at the end of its second season. This isn’t a case of the actor walking away from the series, though, as it was always the plan for Pike to be written out after just one season. And there’s a very good reason for that.
>While catching up with Syfy at PaleyFest, showrunner Alex Kurtzman explained that Pike had to leave at this point so as to line up with his established fate in the canon, as revealed back in the 60s in Star Trek: The Original Series.

>“We will sync up with canon, and obviously if you know the story of Captain Pike, you know what his fate was. It won’t be exactly what you think this season, but we will be consistent with that story. There will be a dimension shed on that story that you will not have known or have thought of.”

>Executive producer Heather Kadin was also on hand to hint that Pike’s exit won’t be a “send-off” but more like his journey coming full circle.

>“If anything it’s not going to feel like a send-off, because I think that’s what everyone thinks is going to happen. I think it will just become incredibly clear why he’s not continuing on, cause he has to go do TOS, so we have to make sense of that.”

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is this guy the pierced nipps of star trek?

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I liked Nog and Odo by the end of the series unironically

But yeah, sisko, jake, keira, obrien, and julian are bretty mediocre

He's been hoarding everybody's secrets all season, when's he gonna make his move? It's been three seasons and he still hasn't killed Riker to avenge Tasha when he threw her into that tar pit so he could make his muscle the new chief of security.

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Hail the bastards posters eternally blown the fuck out

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Sometimes, in the right lighting, Crusher's daughter is kinda cute.

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Why couldn't she just bend the knee?

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Stay cozy, GM

She's dead, it's canon. She's not coming back. The Dominion would have forced the Cardassians to hand what's left of her over to Bajor as a sign of cooperation after Bajor signed the non-aggression treaty.

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>a strong independent woman gets killed by a fat alien incel
TRULY ahead of its time

The alien was black.

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Why did they stop bothering with her hair in the movies? She looked so much better in the TV series than the movies.

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You're looking at the difference between late 80s/early 90s and late 90s/early 00s hair styles, zoomer. 80s were all about volume. By the end of the 90s, the opposite become popular.

Left was always a wig. Right was her real hair all along.

Dukat did nothing wrong.

Have you guys noticed a sharp increase in censorship on this board? I just had an extremely strange experience in another thread. An entire sub-thread of dialogue was deleted.

Oh no, you poor oppressed thing. Is this the white genocide that they warned us about?

no it's those gay alita threads.

not a wig extensions but like the other user said the hair styles changed and womans change more drastically than guys

Why did they bother bringing Worf if they weren't going to explain it? Yes, they do explain it in the First Contact, but not in Fade In and Nemesis.

>Fade In
*blocks the publication of your tell-all book*

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The late 90s sucked.