Good to see RR getting more positive threads than RLM these days.
>Favorite review:
Ernest goes to jail: youtube.com
>Favorite reviewer besides James:
Tony
>Hope for next review:
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
/RR/ Rental Review General
Dominic Sanchez
Wyatt Roberts
First for James and Mike are the only good things on that channel and they should really stop bringing in uninteresting land whales
Isaac Thompson
>Mike
opinion disregarded
Joshua Watson
James should be the only person on his channel
Jacob Torres
he stopped doing avgn and board james for this?
Owen Scott
Isaac Ward
Fuck off
Julian Brown
He's better than you are
Nolan Murphy
Mike is based, fuck those uninteresting literalwho fatties
>h-he said nigger in that one comic one time
even more of a reason to like him
John Garcia
I can't live a full life until he reviews tic tac toe!
Levi Powell
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
Adrian Cooper
name one insight he gave you about a movie or game
Noah Bennett
Minecraft was apparently released on ipad, which I wouldn't know if it weren't for him.
Jordan Ramirez
Leo Jenkins
Leo Anderson
he's actually really fucking good at old video games.
James is like a retarded child in comparison.
Austin Miller
Joshua Robinson
The Rental Reviews are getting better. At least they are self aware about how many people hate then and poke fun at that. It's fine filler for a channel that is all filler except for AVGN. Justin is distracting to look at though.
Evan Cooper
Ryder Hughes
Luke Clark
get this stupid shit out of here
Liam Cooper
I don't know which Mike I like shitposting more, Big Dick Chad Mike or Cringe Autist Mike
Xavier Roberts
Cooper Lopez
Carter Garcia
the future of amerifats...
Austin Wood
actually an attractive chad when he loses the weight
keep it up buddy
Tyler Anderson
It is not James channel and never has been.
Caleb Ward
TFW Mike has 9 inch dick and I dont
Kayden Johnson
Why is Mike Stoklasa so much lazier than James Rolfe? Cinemassacre produces content at five times the rate of RLM
Logan Foster
Austin Peterson
James hired other people to help him put out content. How many people does Stoklasa have?
Matthew Cruz
Why did he pretend like people with Irish ancestry are oppressed non-whites during the leprechaun discussion?
White boys always do this shit. "I'm not responsible for years of brutal black oppression because I have X ancestry. Whatever flavor or Euro trash you are is not a get out of jail free card.
Jaxson Cox
Rich, Jay, Aids, all produce content and edit episodes. RLM also makes way more money than Cinemassacre, they have no excuse.
Jonathan Long
Andrew Morgan
Cinemassacre gets more monthly views according to social blade. Looks like Cinemassacre makes more.
Ryan Bennett
Patreon
Adrian Taylor
stop acting like a bitch nigga, we own your ass
Lincoln Cooper
Mike's just good because of the shit he does that causes stirs in the threads. Ryan I think is alright for entertainment wise because of how retarded he is but he killed than channel.
Josiah James
Fuck Bootsy
Fuck Justin
Fuck James' Wife
Fuck Ryan
and FUCK Macaulay Culkin
Andrew Garcia
Why doesn't Jame do patreon?
Does he not know it? How did James get to be such a fucking boomer?
Julian Sullivan
Macaulay Culkin is based only because he kept cutting that annoying lard ass off and wouldn't let him speak
Caleb Davis
"Stop playing ROMS, goys! Buy my shitty game books!"
Camden Lee
Ryan Rogers
Ethan Williams
I hate these jew fucks
Kayden King
Thats a god damned bra.
Also that virtual boy looks sick in pink
Juan Thomas
how does someone as rich as Ryan get such an ugly wife? like what
Isaac White
>steady supply of dick suckings VS hot chick that cucks you and leaves you eventually
Right about now I have a hankering for a lifelong supply of blowjobs
Mason Jackson
spending his life savings buying all those old games was worth it in the long run once the interest kicks up ROMS are a fad
Jace White
Pat dug his own grave a long time ago. He will never reach the level he wants to reach as a youtuber, that's why he started making these huge NES , SNES library review books that are pretty much useless to make some money.
James doesn't even do collaborations with him anymore and from what I've heard in the past, Pat dared to argue with James on the NWC episode's script and tried to change the endind of the episode saying he knew people wouln't really care for James' ending
The podcast is all about 3 things anyway: Constantly bashing D.C by making 10 videos about the same movie and saying how Marvel is so much better; Pushing their SJW agenda (especially Ian); Calling out ebay sellers that make a buck by selling SD cards with game roms illegaly.
Half the time they have no idea of what they are talking about and look like fools by contradicting themselves from a previous topic.
As bonus, they allow themselves to talk down to other game collectors and feel like they can insult all sorts of gamers for various reasons
''People selling free/open source emulators on the internet are a bunch of fucking scammers'' -Ian
''Sony has released the PSmini and it uses an open source emulator, that doesn't bother me'' -Ian
''People not liking the new battlefield trailer are a bunch of sexist racists'' -Ian
''Oh, you have a reproduction cart in your collection, you're not a real collector'' - Pat
''Captain marvel was a great movie'' -Pat and Ian
''Oh, you're unhappy to assist an expensive blizzard conference that told you, you would not get what they promised you? You're a fucking baby!'' -Pat
I wonder if the Unreal tournament makers made a super expensive conference only to tell the people they will get a mobile unreal engine for the next candy crush or some shit; What would Pat say if he paid to assist that conference?!? He would flip his shit and throw a tantrum like no other. But he sure ain't a crybaby. It would be a different story if it was him.
Liam Murphy
>he's actually really fucking good at old video games.
i wonder if hes good or if its just high persistence.
>but user, he beat ghost and goblins
yes, but ghost and goblins also has unlimited continues, and mike abused them to no end. he spent 10 hours just on one level of ghost and goblins for the arcade. for instance. While i do think its an impressive feat to beat such a level, i feel you could give a controller to anyone and say "beat this level within 10 hours" and they could do it.
ive seen mike cold play nes games for the first time. games with no continues like nighmare on elm street NES, and he couldnt beat it.
youtube.com
and thats confusing. Cause when people list what the hardest nes games of all time are, they ghost and goblins, silver surfer, etc, but not nightmare of elm street, yet mike could defeat supposedly hardest games, but not the latter.
mike had a below average attempt on starfox 64, even though hes supposed to be this impressive gamer who beats the hardest games ever
youtube.com
then theres james and mike eps like DKC3 where he struggles to beat very easy obstacles like the first boss
youtube.com
so, its debatable to say how good of a gamer mike is. Hes certainly did some impressive things, but with lots and lots of practice. but i never seen mike master a game quicker than an average person.
Ryder Sullivan
Eli Ross
William Brooks
resellers are scum
Noah Johnson
Ian also yells at scammers at his retro game store he works at. Absolutely based.
Carson Nelson
Daily reminder that anyone defending Rental Reviews is in fact, the fat burnout metalhead faggot on the left in that image.
Joseph Martin
>liking a guy because he uses racial slur
Underage detected.
Jayden Bell
Cooper Lewis
give this man his own tv show
Luis Ortiz
Moved on from one scam to the next.
Ian Cruz
Jackson Peterson
>Ruins your only chance at making a big budget movie.
Cameron Richardson
Joseph Parker
James Collins
he does impressions all the time on stream
Jonathan Flores
Joshua Richardson
You probably thought this was good bait when you hit submit. Sad!
Mason Butler
have sex
James Jackson
many such cases!
Nathan King
Pat is extremely based. I'm sorry you feel this way.
Andrew Ward
>Pat is extremely based.
No.
Gavin Howard
finally, fat, opinionated, unshaven virgin nerds on the internet!
Gavin Jackson
You don't just think of stuff on your own?
Chase Miller
>virgin
you wish
Nathan Evans
it's obvious
Liam Scott
kieran and tony both have gf's. the only person who could be a virgin is justy
Brayden Howard
>fat guy returning Heavyweight
Brandon Taylor
>fat
please user. the correct term is "morbidly obese"
Levi Harris
Nicholas Gutierrez
Alexander Foster
Aaron Nguyen
>first time james wife ever makes an appearance
>caucasian sausage fest
youtube.com
Gabriel Rodriguez
This. Mike is a crucial part of Cinemassacre. He's good at bringing out the best in James, and even when he does cringey shit it's based
Ryder James
They're okay... Sort of... Almost. The reality is they would be nothing if they didn't get lucky and ride on the coat tails of Cinemassacre and everyone would forget about them immediately without the brand attachment. They all seem pretty mediocre at editing and writing and set design and has too much of a nostalgia critic vibe... The reliance on retro visual shit is already annoying. They obviously worship James and never correct him on the stupid shit he says soemtimes which is my main problem. He is surrounded by yes blobs who just want the money to keep coming in until they move on to something else since none of them have any actual success yet.
They shouldn't exist and all the reviews have been done better already by people with actual talent and some level of self awareness and confidence that doesn't remind you of a high school cafeteria.
Carter Cooper
its a weird product that surprisingly works. Each ep generates 150 k to 300 k views, and the series developed some type of following. I personally can not get through a single episode and think its god awful.... but good on Ryan for coming up with a new money maker. Its basically like having a 2nd james and mike monday. Its a much bigger success than something like playlist junkie.
I think they make $500 to $1000 per episode.
Julian Miller
James Brooks
Carter Evans
It's shamefully low effort to do reviews for notoriously bad films that have been done exactly the same dozens of times. Copy and pasting google results would get the same thing these guys are doing.
Liam Martinez
> when he does cringey shit it's based
Does that include making these threads?
Cameron Brown
we get all types of weird guests in cinemassacre threads
1. Kieran himself posting
2. that guy who has April as a friend on instagram/facebook and leaks private family photos
3. that guy who actually had justin silverman as a friend on steam and was taking requests for writing messages
crazy
Owen Wright
Aiden Fisher
Mason Robinson
Why did he completely lose his shit about repro labels? It literally has no bearing on anything unless you're a reseller. Oh wait, that's right.
Carson Wright
Cinemassacre was created before James even knew Mike. It's entirely his.
Dominic Davis
>2. that guy who has April as a friend on instagram/facebook and leaks private family photos
Pics?
Easton Bennett
> Ian takes another hiatus because of 'stomach issues' and totally isn't the most obvious pill popper anyone has ever seen.
Noah Mitchell
>It's entirely his.
Leo Young
Now I get why he seems the most invested in driving the brand into the ground with this quantity over quality bullshit.
Luis Russell
> Scumbag reseller of the week.
> Is a bigger scumbag reseller that actually made a show looking out of looking for games to resell from the flea market.
Adrian Campbell
This is the most generic white male I've ever seen.
Andrew Ward
You do if you measure from all the way back to your asshole.
Christian Hall
cope, Mike has a long hog
Evan Hernandez
What is 'things a grown ass man wouldn't say'.
Do you also laugh at your own posts, Mike?
Jonathan Stewart
quit making these a "general" unless you want them deleted
Ethan Cruz
I remember this so well
Nowadays it would all be shitty music
Jordan Thomas
Sebastian Sullivan
that last one never happened tho
Caleb Moore
James is cinemassacre. fuck these faggots
Nolan Hall
What is "something someone that needs to COPE would say"
Ryan Carter
Hey if you want to talk about Mike's or anyone else's dick all day be my guest.
Ian Carter
David Cook
Cooper Sanchez
> Review games but they suck at playing.
> Review movies but they suck at critiquing.
woah
Jason Miller
not based
William Hill
the channel was created by mike, so he's right, technically.
that would only mean one video per month
Brody Wright
You brought it up first, you perverted freak
Carter Rogers
betrayal....
Ryan Scott
>the Unreal tournament makers
You mean Epic? They are kind of a big deal, It's surprising a learned expert such as yourself has never heard of them.
You also completely forgot about their incessant Nintendo shilling. It's obvious the only thing they play games on is Switch. They think everything released on there is brand new when most are just ports of games that have been around for years.
Matthew Smith
april's relative?
Aaron Edwards
Yeah, yeah, except not.
Leo Morgan
she's beautiful
Brayden Robinson
there shouldn't be any videos on the main channel that don't have James in them
Nathaniel Evans
I never made an connection until recently that the reason mike stoklasa made fun of him one time is because he probably knows him from the paranormal stuff. fucking /x/ weirdos.
Benjamin Baker
if you check his twitter and instagram it's fucking weird hippy shit. also april really loves him, top avgn episode all feature him according to her. makes you wonder who's really the daddy...
Matthew Wood
"her" blubbery arms are bigger than Jim's balding head
Lucas Davis
based caucasian sausage fest poster
Jacob Allen
oh yeah, temple of doom, very bad movie. not like crystal skulll...now that's a movie *sip*
Oliver Robinson
Gosh I just wish there was a way to survive on just one or two videos a month without sacrificing your brand.
Zachary Torres
Anthony Parker
james must really have no problem with money
because they don't use patreon. james must make way more money than we think.
Joseph Ramirez
>all the pearl clutching
>weedman Ian trying to out-virtue everything
>unfirmed opinions, uninformed opinions evrywhere
>never research anything
>Pat forever stuck as a NES era caveman with next to no knowledge outside of it and the SNES, completely oblivious/super narrow perspective to modern gaming
>turbographix cocksucking because they both find it a hot collector's item atm
>Pat defends shitty practices when Nintendo does because that's when it's ok
Levi Harris
He's probably content and can retire, unlike Mike who seems dead set on crashing and burning because he can't retire and has never worked a real job before.
Modern Cinemassacre is the youtube equivalent of a going out of business sale.
Hudson Martinez
I'd be okay with all of that it's really his corporate cocksucking that's unbearable.
Evan Morales
cope
Nicholas Price
Luke Reed
I already did. That's why I said you can feel free to talk about how badly you want Mike's cock all day long.
Jacob Jenkins
>james
>having hair
>doug
>having hair
Bentley Diaz
Should be rolling rock instead of monster
Ian Nelson
i just want to say, fuck kieran he is a fucking faggot, srsly kys kiran you are not funny or interesting and just ruin the RR videos
Gavin Stewart
all 3 of them suck, I'd rather watch the human barcode Ryan
fucking fat pieces of shit
Isaiah Reyes
cope
Jaxson Cox
what age does pattern baldness start?
Grayson Nguyen
Based. Ryan is kino
Dylan Stewart
as early as ~20
Christian Reyes
Fuck you faggots.
Hackthemovies guy and slobzombie are based and I like them.
Justin Silvermann is a jew and he will never gain my likes
Cooper Campbell
Hmmm nope still has the impact of a light queef. Maybe a third time is in order.
Jordan Reyes
cope
Ryan Flores
what baldness?
Jaxon Morales
based and jewpilled
Parker Baker
Yeah still nothing. Sorry. But again, don't let me stop you from talking about Mike or anyone else's dick. I'm sure somebody here shares your obsession.
Xavier Stewart
Does anyone honestly like these fat reviews that took james hostage?
David Butler
Why does James allow nazis on the channel?
Justin Powell
because muh kids
Alexander Collins
No which is why Mike makes these threads.
Brayden Jenkins
James is Goebbels' grandson.
Ayden Davis
mike doesn't make these threads. he has no time, he has to stream.
Hudson Nelson
>the human barcode
Anthony Harris
avgn is still going (pepsi man coming soon)
board james will obviously comeback without bootsy at some point
Grayson Campbell
c o p e
Camden Jenkins
they have patreon but don't use it
mike has a patreon though
Ethan Foster
The important part is that you tried.
Charles Hughes
Jacob Bailey
>screenslobs thread
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Ian Garcia
>mike /fa/shion
Andrew Collins
>tfw electrons move through reality
Christopher Evans
James Powell
>ugh just stop complaining about Diablo mobile you damn manchildren, grow up
>is surrounded by action figures and plushie toys
Caleb Stewart
"i can't do my job because i have kids" - james
Jason Gray
It's super obvious he got majorly scammed with reproduction carts he probably bought to resell once.