Constanza got laid
Why can't you?
Constanza got laid
Why can't you?
I can I just don’t want to
Tv shows aren’t real life
with those good looks? how could i ever compete???
He's a really really funny guy
He was a chad by todays standards
You can't get laid because "Tv shows aren’t real life"?
John Alexander is real
gerge gets pusy
I'm not a fictional character
i'm really lazy. the effort it would take to start a relationship that wouldn't go anywhere just so i could say "i've gotten laid recently, now i can like myself" feels like pointless work.
living with a woman sounds like hell. I'D MISS MY FREEDOM TOO MUCH, BRUH!
It was the 90s
He got laid cuz reason
are you retarded?
I'm volcel on nofap like he was in that one episode. Yes, it does give you big brain.
George having any friends was the most unrealistic part of the show.
He was a self-insert for Larry "The Pedo" David
i have a feeling that george costanzas version of sex is closer to louis ck's version of rape than to actual sex on the "is this actually sex" scale
can you elaborate? i've never listened to louis ck but george never came off to me as a rapist
also, it's true that women who don't have sex just get stupider.
its NYC, its easier. I'm married, btw, I get flirted with maybe once a month or so where I live. I went to NYC for a job once and it was bonkers, I was approached by multiple women per day.
Because he was charismatic and funny
City bitches is crazy. Most of them are on cocaine and they're fucking vultures. Stay away from them.
I hate myself too much to try
>John Alexander
who?
>YOURE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE
That’s obviously not true. There are plenty of dumb women having loads of sex and the opposite.
>He was a chad by todays standards
Even the feminized men on friends were chads compared to millenials
Gen x and boomers are the most feminized generation there is at lest in America where whites are a slave groups
>tfw i have 3 bastard children being raised by 3 crazy women in nyc that never found out my real name
I've lost my virginity when I was 11 with a girl that was 14. I've had several awesome girlfriends in my teenage years. Now, I really don't a fuck about getting laid. It simply does not matter to me one bit.
I want someone to love, and to love me back. I want that love to manifest in a child, or several. Nothing is more important than passing down your genes with someone worth loving. When you contribute to the salvation of your extended white family by having beautiful white children, your life has meaning.
Getting laid with nothing to show for it, is a fool's errand. Getting married and having kids, doing your part in saving the white race, those are the real goals.
Costanza is a fictional character. OP is not.
>CHANNED
> Getting married and having kids, doing your part in saving the white race, those are the real goals.
reddit
what's op?
you are celebrating constanza's victorys?
what about yourself?
>I want someone to love, and to love me back. I want that love to manifest in a child, or several. Nothing is more important than passing down your genes with someone worth loving. When you contribute to the salvation of your extended white family by having beautiful white children, your life has meaning.
I would genuinely rather be dead than married.
>funny
>very principled
>has a face that actually fits his balding
>somehow always has money despite being NEET
>parking skills
I dunno, OP. You tell me.