Why are you posting on here when you could have a Charlize mommy gf?

Why are you posting on here when you could have a Charlize mommy gf?

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i thought about it but not after what the fuck ive been reading. and i believe it, i just left my last blonde cali gf nightmare alive and drove literally 3000 miles and i really shouldnt get back into a new one.

THESE SINGLE SOLVENT SASSY GALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE ONE!

nother roastie bites the dust

>shockingly
the ego on this grandma

why won't anybody step up?

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Holy shit the fucking delusion.

Every day I find it harder and harder to find women attractive.

I'm willing if she is.
Hope she likes small dick.

The fucking entitlement. I'm a 5'6" manlet virgin and I wouldn't fuck her.

Reminder

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But god forbid a TSA agent ask for her number, that would be rape

her pussy probably hangs like wizard's sleeve at this point

Yeah grow some balls and raise a couple of niggers, one of them a tranny. And you get a middle aged post wall woman and zero chances of having a kid of your own, what a deal!

>user STEP UP AND HELP THE FUCK OUT
what do?

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no one wants to be near her niglet collection lmao

Cute kids

>like black guys don't constantly hit on her
Charlize why are you so racist? just burn the coal already

>MOMMY NO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE MY PENIS CUT OFF

whats she going to do with that kid guys?

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how the FUCK do you say her name?
Charlies?
Charlyze?
Sharleese?
Sharles?

She’s gonna trans him

you know what is not single? my last digit

boo-hoo
a millionaire hollywood actress can't find another vapid celebrity to hook up with, because her white-guilt passion project adopted kids are such a turn off, even for her brainwashed leftists colleagues, and she is unwilling to step down to marry a commoner pleb

why would you adopt not 1 but 2 (!) niglets as a single woman?? thats peak stupidity

Sharleese

Not even as someone who was (formerly) a 10/10 can even attract a guy, if they have 2 black kids in tow.

Poor life decisions are still poor life decisions, even if you are rich and attractive.

she's still hot AF but as user stated

Lol
This is why I love women
Just kidding, I fucking HATE women. Hell, I'd be a misanthrope but there's... Something about women that makes me not like them. Idk what it is

just imagine what must be happening in her head

Who the fuck wants to date an African American single mother.

>Theron's co-star in the film, Seth Rogen, echoed her sentiments saying, "She's out there!"
>"I've made it very clear," Theron joked.
When even Seth Rogen passes you on

Isn't she a confirmed coalburner? No respectable high value man wants that, and she isn't going to get with a loser desperate enough to overlook that.

virtue signaling can't let angie beat her

based

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If I had Purpleman's power I would make everybody in her life call her
>sharles

i'm pretty sure this is some sort of mental illness

What the fuck? Why is some single woman allowed to adopt kids? If I went to an adoption agency and asked to adopt a little girl they would laugh me out of the office and then call the cops.

STEP
UP

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Women virtue signal as a survival mechanism. Instead of being proud of their genes and heritage, they resort to taking care of someone else's offspring. These are people so brainwashed by globalism, they think the world is going to turn 100% brown overnight, and 100k negroes are going to storm her million dollar complex and rape her.

In reality, she is a womanchild pretending to be a mother. She will never be a suitable mother.

/thread

>yfw instead of being uneducated third worlders they are probably all really shitty people who aren't actual useful in any setting but having tons of money

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I don't think you hate women. I think you hate 99% of women that aren't compatible with you. That is normal. When you find a woman that loves you and is smart, you will love her and treat the rest like the grown up children that they are. Most women are impulsive because most people are impulsive little mongs.

She is 43 years old and have no child
She is going to hit menopause soon

D-do you think I have a chance with her bros?

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holy fucking shit. I would laugh if it wasn't so sad.
looks like some fucking circus ensemble

She is obviously talking about Keanu, so that they can save humanity with the perfect child

or maybe jonah

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is it true she fucked one of her adopted son?

>I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man!
>Why am I single? Men, it's your job to fulfill my needs, now "grow a pair" and do all the work in the relationship!
>But only men that I'm interested in, not just any male will do.
With that attitude and that amount of baggage, really makes you think.

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This could be you

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Someone call CPS

Isn't that the cast of Umbrella Academy?

hey dont post enji
thanks

>Along with other compulsive hoarding behaviors, it is linked in the DSM-IV to obsessive compulsive disorder and obsessive compulsive personality disorder.[5] The DSM-5 includes a diagnosis of hoarding disorder.[6]
>Alternatively, animal hoarding could be related to addiction, dementia, or even focal delusion.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_hoarding

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Fuck that, she might turn me into a tranny. Last thing i need is a woman that chops my dick off while I sleep.

Why would you want this:? Are you a retarded cuck?

Why?

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she is obviously batshit insane. Angelina Jolie batshit insane.
Tom Hardy can't stand her.

because it hurts

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I love hourglass women
The pain is real

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>adopts 2 niggers
>shockingly single

yeah, no.

Except for the asian on the right they all look like decent folks

i mean being a lesbian does make it harder to have long term relationships with men

>Don't make me wear Girl clothes again pls

She is Sean Penn sloppy seconds
She has nugget kids, and one is already a tranny
I still love her so much, but that is asking for too much

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I love Beta Brad on the left.

I bet she fucked chang on the right

was Seth not good enough for her?

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same reason homosexuals are allowed to adopt kids
the only people you're allowed to discriminate against are men, especially white men

Fucking based. I’m going to adopt dozens of tyrones and legally chop their dicks off because they’re trans. Why haven’t we thought of this yet?

Haha

Seth's Implants look like shit

Not if you told them you’re gay.

I think that'd be too much effort simply to have my dick sucked.

>A 19 year old isn't in her prime, I'M IN MY PRIME

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That looks like a fake post to toast roast.