It's going to suck, isn't it?

It's going to suck, isn't it?

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Get Dougherty to direct it, he's the Joe Dante of current year

Colombus is involved, which is good, but so far dante is not, so that's bad.

One of the gremlins will be suspiciously orange and particulary evil, and will be killed in a hiriously gory fashion

Can't be worse than the Critters reboot.

No Dante and it'll be awful. Paradoxically, Dante will only direct it if he can do a fresh spin on it, and is given total creative control. Which the studios will never allow.

A Trump Gremlin sounds genuinely funny imo

Pheobe Cates hasn't been the star in a film since like Drop Dead Fred in 1991 right, can she still even act

Wait.. what..

It's on Shudder

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Are we pretending to forget that Gremlins 2 already had a Trump parody?

tbf that's exactly what happened with Gremlins 2

He some how got it for 2 and 2 is this genius sequel/parody. It elevated gremlins from little monsters that mess up the world, to little monsters that break the 4th wall and mess up the movie. He had great crazy moments, good horror moments. I don't think he could out-do part 2, and the only thing to do now is either retread part 1, or world war gremlins.

Donald Trump was literally the villain of the second movie you election tourist retard zoomer kike bootlicker. I hope both of your fathers give you AIDS and you have to watch eachother die.

Isn't Dante washed up anyway? What was the last good movie he made?

Matinee in 1993 I think
He was literally an ally of the protagonist lol

Joe's talked about in his podcast in passing about how in his eyes the sequel should be about Keye Luke's character when he was young.

Small Soldiers

Shit taste

She retired in the mid 90's, to raise kids. I doubt she has any interest in acting. She looks good for 55, though. Her kids are college age now, so who knows, maybe she'll start acting again.

Burying the Ex was fun. He's never lost it, Looney Toons was a project doomed from the start and his fanboyism made him do it so it wouldn't be worse by someone else.

The puppets look worse

Yeah but that didn't do as well as they wanted. They won't do it again. They'll just contract out while Nostalgia is at its height.