I'VE ABANDONED MY PLANE
I'VE ABANDONED MY PLANE
fuck that actually made me laugh. piss off op
I. CRASH. YOUR. MILKSHAKE! WITH NO SURVIVORS!
You don’t get to bring your congregation
I'm finshed!
lmao
this thread is more clever than you'll get attention for
baneposting is dead
I have a competition in me. I want no other flight plans to succeed. I hate most aircraft.
A BIG GUY IN A BASKET
yeah really clever
You have to have a pretty high IQ to have seen these two movies.
kek
>There will be bane
ABSOLUTE LEL
WELL DONE
IRL THAT PLANE CRASHED TOO, NO SURVIVORS
BRAVO NOLAN!
It was bane who’s the chosen one. He’s the prophet, he’s the big guy. He crashed the plane with no survivors and he found me to be one in the wreckage.
Stop filing your flight plan, you sniveling ASS! Stop your nonsense...
seen, no
to make that kind of joke on Yea Forums, yes
get a grip
how is the joke clever?
I have a plane, and you have a plane
And I have some soldiers, and you have some soldiers
And my soldiers rappel
AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL THE WAY OVER
Onto your airplane
I crash your AIRPLANE
I CRASH IT UP
clever for post-BANE?, current Yea Forums
deal with it
YOU THOUGHT YOUR FLIGHT PLAN WOULD SAVE YOU? IIIIII AM THE BIG GUY! IIIIIIIIIII AM THE BIG GUY! I told you I would crash this plane!
:)
MY FLIGHT PLAN LISTED MYSELF, MY OIL, AND MY PROFITS, BUT NOT MY BABY BOY
I like to think of myself as CIA
I CRASH YOUR AIRCRAFT! I CRASH IT UP!
yep, that's an actual lol from me
thanks OP
I'm a big guy, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous fires rising across this state. I have many planes crashing at zero survivors per day. I like to think of myself as a big guy. As a big guy, I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise. I work side by side with my wonderful son, 4. U.—I think one or two of you might have met him already—and I encourage my brothers to bring their families as well.
kek, nice one
i dont get it
Where is our fire, brother?
based
>baneposting is dead
Then show me its body
>I CRASH IT UP
Fuckin kekd
SNEED HAS NOTHING ON BANE
NOTHING I SAID NOTHING!
A BABY IN A MASKET
ha ha ha
>plain speaking
>plain
you fucked up
Honestly the milkshake scene doesn't really make sense in retrospect. Daniel isn't really reaching across the room with his straw, gravity is causing the oil to flow to his wells at lower elevations
I A-BANE-DONED MY CHILD
nvm just read up on slant drilling, I am retarded
BANE?
s'okay
kek
Aye
If I blew up your well would you die?
IIIIII wanna get you... On a slow plane to Langley. All to mySELF. Alone.
Newfags don't know the bane meme, and newfags don't watch PTA.
I-i-i-if you already threw him out of the plane why shoot him BIG GUY
Yes, the fire rises
Inherent vice in an aeronautical insurance policy is anything that you can't avoid. Planes crash, fires start, prizes get grabbed, and CIA wondered what that meant when it applied to big masked guys.
lol
kek
I AM THE THIRD MERCENARY
I AM THE THIRD MERCENARY
MOTO BANE-KAKU
MOTO BANE-KAKU
Bravo user
You're just a small guy from an airplane. SMALL GUY FROM AN AIRPLANE.
CARne?
kek
BIG FUCK
apparently it was based on an actual quote by an oil baron so it must have some truth.
Flight plan's a bitch mother fu- WOOOOAAHHH