I miss Nathan for You bros :(

All of them.

>for you

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>hanging out with annoying socialist autistic friend at my place
>put Nathan UUUU on
>him "I don't like this show it's exploitative and mean"
Glad he's moving soon

the web is my favorite
season 2 in general is the best

Slimey kike or not, his show was funny.
Cringe.

claw of shame is classic

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In orser of greatest to least great

1. Video Store price match scam
2. The Movement
3. Gas Rebate
4. Souvenir shop
5. Man zone
6. Smokers Allowed
7. Chile suit
8. Antique store
9. Ghost Realtor
10. Pinks Hotdogs

How do you expect me to take your list seriously when you don't include the Blues Smoke Detector on it?

compared to what? the only funny show kroll ever did was the caveman show

what the FUCK did he mean by this
>even dressed up like CIA just without the jacket

now I want to see the other tips

so how much of this show was staged?

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Armond of the House is hilarious and apart from that Kroll Show had a number of funny regular sketches.

Less than the average reality show, but more than some people want to believe.

almost all of it seemed staged to me
and there's nothing wrong with that, good acting is way preferable to random reactions

I'm pretty sure he gave the criminal background of the out of season santa to the mall for dramady, from what I gathered a bunch of it was on the spot, so probably a friend or production staff would have a bad idea to save another bad idea, so on, so forth.

DROPPED

Hey, I'm all for the holocaust being a lie, but when you see that episode you will not help but laugh at how fucking ridiculous nathan drives the shit

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What was his deal?

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He was a professional Bill gates impressionist

I can't give you an exact number, I wasn't there. Were you there? Were you around at that time? All right then, so the number is just, you know, what we read in books and, you know, historical novels and things like that.

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Literally one of us

I think its Antique store for me since I'm pretty sure thats the only segment where Nathan breaks character for a split second on camera

You were choked by a ghost in Switzerland?

I think he looks like a stalker

Grandson pee and Swiss ghost both made him break.

He was good on The Life and Times of Tim as Stu

>hanging out with friend
>Glad he's moving soon
why are normalfags so two faced?

If anyone has the gif of Nathan breaking a plate in that antique shop there is a continuity error with the plates. I think most of it was real but they did reshoots to see what they could get away with.

Is Finding Francis the greatest series finale of all time? It had heart, it had humor, it had a meaningful moral message. They even managed to work in a musical number somehow. Nathan dressed Bill up as a woman to teach him empathy and it actually worked.

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didnt even mention key and peele

Well yeah, even if you think the show is mostly real it's obvious that 90% of the show is made in editing. Like I'm sure he explains everything that's going on to people as soon as the cameras stop rolling and there's at least one time he scammed someone out of money and in the next shot you can see them pocketing a wad of cash that Nathan gave them.

would you a Maci?

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did he end up dating her?

>What's your happiest memory of Frances?
>When we were on the bed together
>What were you doing on the bed together?
>Well I was trying to have sex with her
>oh...cool

This moment is funny at first but then you see the letters where Frances says she wants to save it for after marriage and it becomes pretty dark when you realize Bill was trying to force himself on her. Also when he repeats "I will love you to my grave" like 10 times

Nathan was using her to create content for his show and Maci was using Nathan to get herself on TV and get more money. Like the moment where Nathan calls her to hang out and Maci awkwardly says she costs 300 dollars an hour

Rip Dende the poor african child

She ranted on her blog for Nathan fans to stop bothering her and posting about her without her permission because she won't sleep with any of them. Her website is gone now.

I remember people posting pics of her. Did she retire?

Oh shit, and I forgot the only good seasons of Inside Amy Schumer too.

I’m happy every time I book a session with that gorgoeus blonde escort. I’m never going to tell her how I discovered her, I know she got some negative attention after the last ep aired. But she is a killer lay. She’s been to my city twice and I’ve met her in ATL also. Going to see her again in a month or so.

wait are you for real?

yeah, the hardest part about that episode is the fact that Bill wasn't really the best guy, and his relationship with Frances ultimately wasn't even a great one, just the best he ever had. Also, for all those who missed it, Nathan posted this on his youtube channel, basically a little extra mini episode of the show youtube.com/watch?v=fs_eQQZEZRY

The gas rebate episode is the hardest i've ever laughed at anything

She isn’t retired.

Her rates are up slightly...but worth every dime.

Heh. I will never tell her I first saw her in his show. But she’s is a dream.

Very. This>
is also me.

is facesitting on the menu?

This is such a terrible fucking show.
I finally saw that dumb Starbucks episode and the title is accurate. He's just an irritating prick.

It's pretty funny. Check out the chili suit episode.

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Sure. Her pussy is so fucking good, and I always eat that ass too. She is the most romantic and wonderful date; I swear, it’s better than being in love. She indulges my foot fetish, gives the most fantastic tender handjobs with an oral finish, an after my dates with her I feel like a god.

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Genuinely how are you able to have sex with her knowing your fingers/tongue/dick are where literally a hundred other fingers/tongues/dicks have been?

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How clean are you?

kino daywalk music

youtube.com/watch?v=XcrLSSlNZGs

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I mean I took a shower this morning but since then I've shit like 3 times so I'd say like 6/10. Why, does she eat ass?

Have sex

how much does Maci cost now? It was 300 bucks an hour but according to Don Juan they've gone up.

Did you ever mention Nathan For You?

>the plan? Get Trump elected president of the united states.

But he’s behind in the polls.

And that’s a good thing.

>The plan? Put out a stand up special that only consists about a story about being raped.

I don’t see how this differs from any other woman? Are you one of those autist obsessive who wants only virgins?

Damn straight.

I believe she quotes about $450/hr but is very selective these days, and prefers longer dates. I see her for around $3500 for the evening usually, I prefer a long evening out and then back to the hotel for sex and to sleep with her—literally, sleep, then morning sex and or a shower together.

Christ no.

you gotta know what you're sticking it in

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was he right?

>I don’t see how this differs from any other woman?

because she is, by definition, a whore. Does the thought enter your head of her doing these acts with 50 other men and ruin the moment is what I'm asking?

This show was a treasure.

Well, there are no other men present while I’m with her, it’s like any other sexual encounter between a man and a woman. Enjoy celibacy though, no cooties for you!

>the Ben Show
This is going to turn into some Mandela effect shit

I married a virgin, it’s great. All my exes are divorced but my marriage is still going strong. I highly recommend marrying a virgin.

Is Nathan For You peak cringe comedy?
I get second hand cringe at a lot of things, I can barely watch that god damn WWYD shit on youtube.
Nathan just has the perfect amount of cringe and you end up laughing hysterically. How the hell did he perfect the formula?

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enjoy your life as The Human Tampon

I feel like I need to bring up the fact that we’re weiner cousins. I also booked her and fucked when she came to my city

yea but did she also sit on your face

Honestly yes

What did it smell like?

faggots

I shyly asked if she’d sit on my face and I started eating her out, she started jerking me off, I came in genuinely 26 seconds

Hey, I get it, I did too. I still see Maci and a few other high end escorts as often as I can.

Thanks, kid.

Good on ya, brah. She’s amazing, no? God, I kind of hike she doesn’t pierce those nipples, she was talking about doing that last winter and has posted it on her Twitter. I am so in love with her perfect nips as-is.

So you paid hundreds of bucks for a sexual encounter that was meant to last an hour but you came within half a minute?

The first time yeah. She was cute and sweet about it. I apologized and we talked for 10 or so minutes and went back at it

you are usually allowed to go again I think

You don't shyly ask, you order a facesitting!

>perfectly fine Nathan For You thread ruined by fags bragging about paying 400 dollars to fuck a literal cumdumpster

worst board

what is Maci's website/twitter please?

I bet they didn’t even really fuck her, they probably had a threesome with Anthony Napoli and another guy.

You guys must have extremely short refractory periods.

5-10 minutes

It's one of the few situations where having sex is actually pathetic since you're paying an such an exorbitant price for it

see

She’s changed her name and set up a new site and social media precisely to get away from things like NFY fans ...I’d feel awful sharing it. Just go hunting, it isn’t terribly hard to find.

Sorry to ruin the thread. I know I’m not the only guy to watch the final ep and want to fuck Maci. I guess too few had the balls to do it, and too many had to harass her.

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>I guess too few had the balls to do it
>most people aren't alpha enough to pay for 400$ prostitutes like me

you really should thank Nathan

who what now? what happened?

I will absolutely do so if we meet. In fact I do go to comedy shows he probably frequents or is in when I go to LA. I’d love to see his reaction to this

>cheating on your wife

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>I’d love to see his reaction to this

he'd make this face and not want to talk to you anymore you idiot

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I know right. Imagine thinking paying for sex is alpha.

Do you see Gianna?

I 'm reporting this skank for prostitution to the authorities. Which city is she based out of?

You're all degenerate pieces of shit for using prostitutes by the way. Suck Jewish cock in Hell.

>I 'm reporting this skank for prostitution to the authorities.
They won't care so much about that. They WILL care that she likely doesn't pay taxes on her prostitution income.

Does anyone else think Maci and Sydney from Legion look really similar

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The horror. I’m like, the first and only married man to find sexual partners outside of marriage.

Both perhaps. And still be too polite to walk away.

Back to /pol/, there are plenty of anti Semitic moralists there.

You know, she, like most wise escorts, does pay taxes.

I love you

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She doesn’t see it so much but I’ve told her. Their bodies are similarly perfect zaftig goddess builds.

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>You know, she, like most wise escorts, does pay taxes.
We'll see. Better hope she doesn't keep a client list or you're fucked.

lmao you're going to get divorced and your wife is gonna take half your shit hahahaha good luck getting 400 bucks together after paying alimony. Hopefully Maci has a frequent flyer discount

Have you really deluded yourself enough to think you're cool because you pay to have sex?

That's really pathetic mate.

Again

You’re the most pathetic guy on Yea Forums, that’s quite a feat.

i don't understand how a woman who sells her body can retain any self respect. She should unironically kill herself. She is by definition worthless. Her parents must hate her.

Thanks for the heads up, I’ll try not to worry ::eyeroll::

No. But I am pretty honest about liking sex and really, really getting off fucking incredibly beautiful women.

Oh, so you are assuming my wife is unaware that I fuck other women? It always astounds me how naively some anons view marriage and relationships. We’ve been together more than 20 years, we’re companions, but not really sexual partners anymore.

I win!

>we’re companions, but not really sexual partners anymore
The words of a cuckold. Okay, everyone can stop replaying now. He gets off to people finding him pathetic. Well played cuck. Unironically kill yourself by the way. You deserve everything bad that happens to you.

HAHA HE MADE THEM FEEL AWKWARDXDDD

Go do something productive with your time

Go to bed Nick

>But I am pretty honest about liking sex and really, really getting off fucking incredibly beautiful women.
Did you know that this is possible without paying money? And it’s even better because the woman actually wants to have sex with you instead of just pretending to for money.

>::eyeroll::
back to plebbit please

>we’re companions, but not really sexual partners anymore.
Hahahahahahaha, you’re a literal cuckold. What’s the name of your wife’s bull? Hahahahaha.

Isn’t this productive? I’m off work, drinking, doing fuck all and feeling fine.

Projecting, I guess? Hard to interpret events as you have.

I’m not interested in meeting, perusing, dating, and eventually getting lucky. My time is valuable. I book an escort like booking a vacation or a massage. It’s for me, when I want it.

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>reporting a prostitute to the authorities
what are they gonna do, confiscate her pussy?

Enjoy your ban.

lol

It’s nice so far.

>when the guy gets in the arcade machine to spy on the store and Nathan reveals his cigar store indian that he then spies through

I fucking died bros. Also that first minute of The Claw of Shame when he explains what he's going to do

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how do I watch this show without cringing or skipping through everything?

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>$3,500 for a date with a woman

Nigga....dafuq?

It's a bit pricey, but you get to have sex afterwards.

last seasons sucked except for Finding Frances which was 10/10

>She is by definition worthless
if she can sell her body for money shes by definition worth a lot of fucking money. also have sex

No, even though the pusy was fat.

I've had sex. It's not worth $3,500 i can tell you that

>"Do I look like a stalker?"

She;s worthless in a human, not monetary, way. Which is infinitely worse. Any woman can sell a hole. Those who don't have character and other traits a whore forfeits the minute she defiles herself by selling her body for money.

>You drink your grandson's pee, and it's going to help you

autism

he's a good guy
avclub.com/nathan-for-you-s-star-confronts-the-a-v-club-mom-who-s-1798285604

just accept he does it on purpose for humor purposes

Smokers Allowed, The Hunk, Private Investigator, Pet Store, Daddy's Watching/Party Planner, Electronics Store, Antique Store

I know I've listed a lot but honestly almost every episode up to Season 4 is fantastic. Season 4 feels a bit weaker than previous seasons but that's because they put all their eggs in one basket with the final episode

One of my favourites, and one of the most underrated

Thanks for the pic, I reverse image searched and found her ridiculous rates.

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Is that when the brothers said they have threesomes with eachother and a woman?

yea but facesitting is on the menu

Shout out to J squad

t. faggot

Do you genuinely spend 3500 on a prostitute? You could get a normal girl for that

100%

I tried to book her but she blocked me when she found out I was black, piece of shit

You can see him almost crack up here -

youtube.com/watch?v=17IVsGEmFOc

weekend getaway isn't that bad

This dudes subtle brilliance is fascinating. Was that starbucks thing a real thing?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kv1lSH4hK-w

yeah it was all over the news a few months before the episode aired.

Bump

>BT: It scares me that that’s who you are, and I really—if that’s who you really are, then I have to feel very protective of you.

Based mom wants to protect her Yea Forums husbando

NF: What if there is no clear answer? A lot of the stuff we do on the show, it’s not really—we’re not overtly political. A lot of it’s just about human nature and the struggles of these very minor situations. Something that I was thinking about a lot with the show, too, is—this is maybe a different perspective. [Pause.] You know how the mortgage thing happened in 2008? The housing market collapsed. The stock market collapsed. I got really obsessed with it because it was kind of the first big recession in my lifetime.

I started reading all these books about it, trying to understand, “How did this happen?” Because we’re this culture of corruption, but [corruption] that was just legal enough to squeak by. It all came down to these minor interactions that people would have with each other where someone would know something’s wrong or unethical, but the other person just wouldn’t want to speak up because the social environment wasn’t conducive to that.

So all these terrible things that happened, these big world events, came down to basically two people in a room with one person being too uncomfortable to speak their mind. I’m delighted a lot by how you speak because you talk your mind, and you say exactly what’s on your mind. But I find very few people actually do that. If they’re worried about, maybe, coming across as rude or offending the other person, or getting fired, if they speak up. Maybe it’s more of a Canadian thing, too, but I think it’s everywhere. People do that everywhere. In Canada, maybe, people are even less likely to rock the boat. Maybe starting there, I picked up on that stuff. I find that a lot of bigger things come down to these smaller moments.

It’s hard to know why you find something funny. You like that fat lady falling off the swing, but you feel embarrassed that you like it. But you don’t know why you find it funny. It’s just something in you, right?

Nathan's show is absolute thematic kino

The same thing happened with my friend

tell your friend that the show went over his head if he thought that and show him if he's not convinced

>mfw I started the first I love you thread

Always a good way to revive a dying thread, blessed user.

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this is now a fat pusy thread

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>Video Store price match scam
easily my favorite

shes just overweight and has awful fake tits
who the hell would pay over a grand for two hours let alone 10 for 2 days

>Tell her about the alligator.
I will never not lose my shit at that moment.

the honorable anthony filosa is underrated. people love the bill impersonator and criminal mall santa but filosa gave no fucks and just gave legal advice to the potentially illegal shit Nathan was doing.

>Something might happen here, and if it does so what?

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he's fucking ded irl bros

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For Nathan James?

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F

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The plan:

Infect Maci with aids and make her a world famous prostitute to drive up demand for a struggling small business's aids remedy

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>Here I go, diggin' in again...

>you can still buy Summit Ice jackets
Should I do it lads?

open.spotify.com/album/4rWPcyuxhJY6Dlu7nsj5lQ

hot

shes a 6/10 anyways

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post more macifu

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>fat
>no ass
>fake tits
WHATS THE APPEAL

>it's an user still doesn't understand fat pusy episode

>shes a 6/10 anyways
She's a bubbly blond that would melt the heart of any man, no matter how cold it is

Most whores are cunts and bitches

>that tattoo
Fucking gross. I'd pay $2000 to never have to see her disgusting ass ever again. The user ITT that paid for her is a pathetic fag and I hope his wife leaves him

LOL based Maci

Because it's so fleeting, this show is going to remain my #1 favorite show of all time.