>ITT: Actors you've been told you look like
ITT: Actors you've been told you look like
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Pretty blurry picture of that guy to the right of Pitt's head. If you're going to post a comparison image at least make sure it's in focus.
pls be my gf
I was told by an older cashier woman one time that I looked like Johnny Depp, but it was only because of my rimmed glasses and facial hair I'm sure. This also happened in a midwestern shithole so that also explains a lot.
A classmate recently said I look like Matt Murdock. I can kind of see it.
The only reason i haven't killed myself is because im a spineless coward.
don't mind me chad comin in.
No shit. Well I guess that means you'd have no problem posting a pic of yourself, Achilles.
It creeps me out that I’m basically his doppelgänger.
I get this one a lot, Am I fucked?
Man I never noticed how big his nose is
Post feet
I get this one a lot too and I'm beginning to think it's some kind of universal fag alert.
Harrison Ford isnt a chad.
looked like David Swimmer's son from the thumbnail
Delete this please.
I was told that I look like jeb bush with frodos hair, i didnt know how I felt about that and i still dont
JUST fuck my shit up
fuck my crooked nose man
The only person that anyone has ever said I look like is eggman
Hi Matt
on the real. But not as good looking. Blonder hair too.
I'm 25
Most of you faggots are lying
honest answers. I am ugly too.
I'm gay for dr Jones
Ugly people are a minority on Yea Forums nowadays
It's like looking in the mirror
6 women in the last month have told me I look like this guy.
He's pretty cute, I wouldn't worry desu.
I WAS being honest. But don't worry, I didn't add that I'm also a manlet.
he is not even relevant. Doesn't make any sense.
Do white men ask you to come to their house and fuck their wives?
do you work at a retirement home?
I got Toby Maguire a few times when I was young. Christian Bale when I was thin. Now that I’m fat I get Alec Baldwin.
unironically, i'm 1,93 though and much worse hairline ;__;
You'll be getting mad poon once the Joker drops. Prepare your body.
im a guy
I look like him but im not even black wtf?
Matt Damon.
Especially with long hair, shorter face than him though
All white roasties at bars, aged 24-35
That guy from the hunger games
Sex lies n videotape era James Spader. Ive aged much better than him, surprisingly
Never been told I look like a particular actor. Maybe my Yea Forums bros can help me out.
unironically
This as well.
>You look like Will from The Inbetweeners
I'm not sure whether I should take it as a compliment or as an insult.
I got a blowjob from some chick who said I looked like James Franco. I also dress like him in Freaks and Geeks so that helped.
insult you fucking briefcase wanker
Tranny delusions
According to my landlord. In all fairness, my hair's shorter & black.
And you have a dick.
A very faint hint of Liev Schreiber.
With the lights off?
Females have access to the internet user. It's not 2018 anymore.
Nigga you too old for Yea Forums
How could it be a compliment lol
Post vocaroo where you fuck chewie's wife
David Harbour too. Again, faint.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
same body and all, but i have a super big nose and crooked teeth
i consider suicide every day
What's the name of that guy in the office with the love interest and the meme stare at the camera? I kinda look like that but with acne.
27 desu
Everyone knows it's you, shatner
You're aware that guy's been in Nikki Reed, right?
Maybe women are attracted to Will.
because he was semi famous at the time. and he's not atrocious looking. Just geeky and very thin.
I believe you. But my Tommy gun don't!
Are you aware that he's famous and probably rich and I'm a poor guy with bad skin, bad nose, bad teeth and slowly balding?
So, roughly speaking, you look like this?
Kino. 10/10 would watch feature-length
>bad skin
Consult a dermatologist. Some things you can do right now to improve your condition are to drink more water, cut the sugars entirely out, and consume less dairy and processed food. You follow this for a month, your skin will improve dramatically. Also make sure your pillows are clean.
>bad nose
As long as it's symmetrical, it's not bad, even if it's big. You can also always get a nose job. I don't know what area you're in but it's honestly not that expensive anymore. This is only in the case that you're adamant about your nose being horrendous. Look at Adrian Brody. He's got a beak nose and he's still handsome somehow.
>bad teeth
Not an expert in that area. Consult a dentist. At the very least make sure they're clean by brushing them at least twice every day.
>slowly balding
Take multivitamins and zinc. Do head massages every day for a couple of minutes. You can use your fingers or a wooden brush, doesn't really matter. Make sure to get the circulation flowing is what I mean.
I've heard that Castor Oil can help but I'm not sure. Any Quinine Shampoo will help your hair be thicker, but I'm not sure if you'll be able to regrow any. Nizoral is a good shampoo option as well.
There's also Minoxydil or Rogaine, but you'll have to use it for the rest of your life, and evidence suggests that it reaches it's top effectiveness at around the 2nd year of use, after which it will last you till the 5th year.
Lastly, there's Finasteride. Helps, but might fuck with your dick, so I wouldn't recommend it. Use only if you're willing to take the risk.
There's also relatively cheap hair transplants done in Europe and particularly in Turkey. Start saving up money now, so that by the time you're totally JUST'ed you can just get one.
Also, since you said you have a similar body, consider working out. You don't have to go full in, but even a little exercise can go a long way.
I've been told I look like a fatter John . My dad looks like Troy Aikman
People in my uni classes say it, people online say it, my sisters loli-ass friends say it. Sick of it, dullest franchise
Forgot to add this to the hair section.
youtube.com
Looks like total bro science but a friend of mine said it helped him over time.
>looking like a 55 year old man when you’re 27
Yes, but sadly only liberals and their wives are all fat and ugly.
>never been told I look like anyone famous
Not sure how I should feel about this. Although, I was told I look like this one guy's friend, and he showed me a picture and the friend was pretty Chadish.
Allegedly, everyone has an average of 7 near-identical doppelgangers spread throughout the world.
I happen to know one of mine personally, so I wouldn't be surprised.
pls have qt babies
Yes, unironically.
I have hair though and am slightly taller.
Have you even seen the show
You need to be 18 to post on this website
You look like that serial killer who killed nigger fags and ate them.
Dahmer, I think his name was.
I have a friend that looks exactly as that globino but with beard
You gonna injured/ kill yourself one of these days mr Cruz if you keep doing your own stunts don't be a moron.
he really did look like a young Larry King
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Women find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive and he's ugly.
Based.
when she was actually attractive or the post drug use nina?
Jeremy Pivens. Dont really look incredibly like him but my personality matches his characters when I am manic.
Can confirm. It's the way he carries himself I think. Got that stern yet fair lecturer vibe to him. Daddy af on occasion.
How young?
is it a form of flirting when a girl says you look like a really handsome actor (when in reality you look NOTHING alike)
ive had it happen twice but I didnt act on it since I am an imbecile
Yes and no. I've had that happen and it turned she was flirting, but then had it happen 2 more times by random people with no ulterior motives.
You gotta lean on your own judgement and think if you really look like the person.
CIA?
found the tranny
>Females have access to the internet
How do we fix this problem?
Not an actor (well, kind of) but some say I look like Welles
I can’t see this man and not think of the Phillies, thanks Yea Forums.
How is Welles not an actor?
Gotten it multiple times from multiple different people.
He's a director.
At various points I've been told I look like
>Denis Leary
>Charlie Sheen
>Pierce Brosnan
>Wayne Gretzky (not an actor but second most common after Charlie Sheen)
And an actor.
Any actor that play superman I suppose.
In the last 2 years, 4 different people have called me Clark Kent or superman (once as an insult). Moat recently my boss at the hotel I worked said "you know who you remind me off? Clark Kent." And just before Christmas my mother friend saw me with my glasses on and said "Jeez you are Clark Kent." ( she's a nerdy type)
Some roasty called me Superman when my hair as wet one night because I called her a tranny.
Kill me plz
I tend get either Robert Redford or Ron Howard. Hopefully I get to keep my hair. No signs of balding yet, bros.
But where did the uggos go?
Shooting sprees
A boomer colleague who still watches Bonanza every week can't stop comparing me to this guy.
Not an Amerimutt. Pure Scandinavian.
James Dean no joke!!!! cya im outta here virgins
user no wait come back!!!! I can't believe Anonymous is fucking gone ;__;
I got this guy quite a lot, but now i've gone full buzzcut, so idk.
>Pure Scandinavian
>brown
Ansel Elgort
Got told by a girl who works at the bank a couple weeks ago that I look like the guy from Twilight. I'm not sure which one, and I didn't have the opportunity or wherewithal to ask which one.
Leo DiCaprio but I’m pretty sure that’s just because the dude was just hitting on me and drunk
To stuff them full is my goal
No, user, that's David Duchovny's character
>What is the sun
Sometimes I forget where I am.
I get told my arms are bigger than this dude’s, all the time.
it was at a party. im an actor so it was an actor party and the girl said i have a 50s actor james dean style look! was wearing a white T and blue jean too that night
And then everyone clapped.
no it was an intimate conversation on a couch
Pale skin burns dumbass. If you’re turning colors then you’re in the sun too much. Are you trying to get skin cancer?
>i have a 50s actor james dean style look
I've been told similar things dozens of times. It's just a way for people to throw a compliment your way while simultaneously saying that you look like shit for your age.
What she was really telling you was that despite being in your 20s, you look 40. Some women are into that, but don't kid yourself.
>Sometimes I forget where I am.
That’s ok, lower brain function is common among brown people.
thats not true but ok. i really look way younger. you must find negatives in everything
I get told I look like a 40s movie detective. Probably because I tend to dress like an actual gentleman, and societ hasnt valued that for 70 years
When women have said that, I've asked them to specify what the 50s look is. They all beat around the bush because they don't want to be insulting, but when you cut the bullshit away, what they mean about the 50s look is that it looks like you've been chainsmoking a pack a day since you were 8 years old.
but i know thats not true because ive had a baby face my whole life.
I been told I look like that Death note actor.
Were you part of the /fa/ggot meetup?
I don't know if that's supposed to be the 50s look, or if you're insinuating that I look retarded.
this is me
I also get Andrew Garfield and Jake Gyllenhall
Hugo Weaving on multiple occasions. Been asked to say "hello, Mr Anderson" a few times
its a retarded face but you can see the baby in it
I look like this except a shittier hairline and bushier eyebrows and taller and fatter
Sweet Hugo is a cool guy and so are you!!
Yeah, you have the "I've smoked a pack a day since I was 8" face. Same as I have.
It's genuinely hard to tell whether you're 19 or 39.
i really dont see it man
>4th from the right
Is that the dude from Stranger Things?
>these people’s opinion on fashion is equivalent to Yea Forums‘s opinion on kino
I could heem every single one
The next time a woman says you have the 50s look, ask her to specify. You'll notice that she essentially means that she can't tell your fucking age from looking at your face.
It's not a negative trait to have though, since fuckloads of women have a fetish for the 1950s.
>women have a fetish for the 50s
Only the fat and tattooed type that are into burlesque, punkabilly, etc.
Maybe in Burgerstan. Here it's different. It's just normal-looking girls who grew romanticizing the 50s and a time when men were still men.
>ironic fedora posting
Ok, I get what you’re doing now.
That’s not impressive. I could easily heem you, which is also not impressive.
i know im being defensive but it was only 1 time
that kid looks very attractive.... not the kid in the pic writing this btw lmao
That's not a kid. That's a 48 year old grown ass man.
No you couldn’t if you’re in Canada let’s meet up and see email is [email protected] plus I’m going to America this summer so we can get down there if you want
literally me
>Trying to arrange homosexual meetups to rim someone on Yea Forums of all places
enough dude im 22. ive always been called a baby face. one girl said i look like james dean 1!!!
Nah fags are disgusting I could heem that dude irl if you’re in Europe send me an email too and I’m going heir in Christmas so you can lick the spot
Sure, come to Azusa California and ask for Violent.
Okay did u send email? And who do I ask I’ll send you more details before I go
Dirt nap.
Something kinda comfy about the troll. Probably should still keep an eye out for them though.
but with brown hair
I used to get this before i got fat...
I can always track what white celeb is the most popular by what black people call me.
But only joker.
Just ask around little TJ or in the projects near Slauson Park. I’m trying to beat an attempt with a deadly weapon and drug charge right now though, so hopefully I’m still out in the summer. Just ask around and if I’m not there one of the other homies will be glad to fill in for me.
You could play a young Luca Brasi
Sucks man I just got my charges removed did you go to la county? That place is a nightmare
Marry me.
>t. Brendan Schaub
Ya, but at least LA is so crowded that you usually only have to do a fraction of your time.
I don't get any actor comments but I hear that I look like Rivers Cuomo a lot
True I hope you get out of it CDC is a tragic place and the co’s In Canada are scum I can only imagine what they’re like in California
>Luca Brasi
yeah my nose is really big. biggest crutch i just gotta live with it. in irl my jawline is rlly nice so it does make up from it but sometimes i just look like a mess of giant features
prove it or gfto
thanks bro I'd post my face on here but I'm not a retard
Um, you sound kinda scary. You know what, never mind. I don’t want to fight you.
>DNA Test Confirms Body Found Is That Of Missing Canadian Man
user, please stay safe.
Thanks, it looks like it can go either way.
the goose himself
ayy same here, brother
I’ll pray a few decades on the rosary tonight for you
Apparently I look a bit like a young version of Jack Nicholson according to a few people. I still don't know if that's a compliment. Also I'm not balding (yet).
Never said I had his body lol
Middle America is the best, you fucking urbanite scum.
But Little Joe is a hottie.
Never believed them.
Never seen the show but damn this guy looks just like my best friend.
One time a black dude told me I look like Brad Pitt with no sex appeal. I look nothing like him but he got the no sex appeal right
Except my jawline is a little more defined.
Feels good man
I've gotten told I look like Ryan gosling multiple times by men and women but I'm ugly so idk what to make of it
poor self esteem
I don't believe you, also
Badass sir. Congratulations.
:(