Why is spike a gook

>you guys are retards
>spike and jet are white

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Faye casting is a fucking tragedy. Disgusting.

COPE

>everyone on an interstellar colony has to be Chinese
>has a European last name for some reason
Kill yourself chinks, jesus fuck imagine living life with those tiny bug eyes

have seck

Who would actually go and see this is the real question

>unironically thinking there will be any Europeans left 50 years from now

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It's on Netflix, all retards have to do is see the shilling advertisements and click play

>ill be dead instead of being surrounded by ugly bugface chinkus
What's the problem?

Isn't there an episode with what's supposed to be a white spike on a horse?

Wasn't he an American stereotype while Spike is Euro?
Mind explaining why Spike has a European last name instead of just ignoring that part of my post?

The problem is being beheaded is still a painful way to die.

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There's a character that looks almost identical to Spike that dresses as a cowboy.

Gee, maybe it's the same reason why the last name of is Henney. You fucking brainlet.

>What's the problem?
So you admit Europeans colonizing space 50 years from now wouldn't make any sense. Thanks, you can stop bitching now, pajeet.

You're the fag who's about to kill yourself because a japanese cartoon adaptation doesn't have a white lead. Go watch Death Note if you're that fucking racist holy shit, they made Yagami white, MUH NAMES.

So you admit he's mixed and not Chinese, thanks.

So you admit you have a gross chink face with tiny ugly eyes that make western women recoil in horror?

>questions why an Asian would have a European last name
>doesn't question why a Jew would have an Japanese last name

Mutts are such fucking hypocrites I swear.

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One drop rule means being mixed Chinese-White still makes you Chinese. Thanks. :)

You just admitted I'm right, don't be a sore loser on top of it.

You're right about fictional space colonization? Okay I guess, you still will live your whole life with a gross bugman face.

>western women
Something western men don't even want kek.

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>space colonization is fictional
Maybe for extinct europeans haha. Enjoy your caliphate, mehmet.

Why do you care about some adaptation of some shitty gook cartoon? Why can't you grow up? Why can't you get a life? Why can't you realize this doesn't mean anything and you are a retarded manchild who doesn't know what real problems are because he has led a sheltered pitiful life as part of the worst generation ever?

It's white genocide bro... The jews are replacing us.

Is sub zero white?

Spiegel is a jewish name. Based Asians are replacing Jews.

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Faye looks like shit.

The real Faye literally doesn't have a real-life equivalent.

Because chink actresses look like shit?

Well, at least they are not slavs or medishits

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>vicious is an ugly jew
lol

I get it, you're upset. But seriously, no one cares that a chink girl dumped you. Your insecurities are no one's concern but your own. We're not your therapist.

You forgot Ein being a Husky

Dude playing Vicious doesn't look edgy enough

He looks mixed to be fair.
Regardless, jet is not black.

Answer the fucking question dipshit, why is Faye uncastable? And no I friendzoned a Korean bugwoman thanks for asking.

>he thinks people with dark skin can live healthy in space
There's a reason why white people have light skin and it's the very reason why all people in space will have light skin.
In fact, people will probably be lighter than white people if we are to live in space.

GITs is a great adaptation in comparison to this shit and Yea Forums should feel bad for hating delicious ScarJo.

Tell to a jap that a korean is close enough and see what he tells you, you faggots only see racism if it touches your negro pets

Actually.......

If mayli wasn't an absolute whore and put on some sharp black eyeliner and red lipstick, she'd come somewhat close. You want that femme fatale sitting lonely at the bar look, with a streak of childish vulnerability if you looked hard enough.

>A Korean woman friendzoned me and now I'm OBSESSED

I don't know what's worse, that I turned out to be right or that you have to cope by mandela effecting yourself.

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>this wasn't a meme but the actual cast
Jesus, what a shitshow.

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Most western women are fine.
The obnoxious ham beasts are a minority still.

Literally no one gives a fuck about you people hating each other, you're all gross Michael Jackson lookalikes

I friendzoned her, and yikes at using white actors in all your reaction pics? Pretty weird that you can't find ones with chinks.

>kike hands typed this post

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Mayli doesn't look remotely adult enough. Even with cum all over her face.

Actually no, nanotech will allow people to have whatever skin tone they want in any pattern at the speed of thought by then.

I think I just have a soft spot for her and natalie portman.

I've been to Texas, whales are 90% of all white females if not higher.

>y-you used the reactions of my p-people... c-cultural appropriation
Don't worry, no one thinks you're white. You're far too insecure. At best you're a mutt.

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And you will live your whole life with a gross chinku face, that's fucking depressing.

Spike - Keanu Reeves
Jet - Idris Elba
Faye - Amber Heard
Ed - Isabela Moner
Vicious - Mads Mikkelsen

This would have been the perfect casting

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If they wanted a darker Jet, why couldn't they get someone that was reasonable like Jet in some appearance?
Or Craig Charles.
I'd pay to see Craig Charles as Jet just for shits and gigs.

But seriously, why no Keanu Reeves? He's the splitting image of Spike.

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Jet Black?More like get back to the cotton fields i am right fellas?

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The biggest casting blunder right here.

>Idris Elba
Too dark and it would be weird to people who know the character - i.e. the people that are actually going to watch this.
This just seems like another stupid netflix move and another reason why they're going under.

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I bet the reason you got friendzoned was because she could sense your mutt insecurities and inferiority complex kek.

Especially given Corgis are the 11th smartest dog and would be easy to use in films.

>goalpost moving yids think I didn't complain about the casting of these too
get back in the fucking oven

You'll have to catch me first teehee!~

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Seriously, imagine a Lister/Jet hybrid.
Now I want this.

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Literally the only thing wrong with the chick is her tooth gap.

Spike is an ultra Chad.

This guy is a joke b list trekker in my mind.

He was decent in Searching.

>netflix
>afford any of these people let alone 5 + cgi budget ect.

It's funny though. Casting is so bad now we'll never have kinos.

please stop embarrassing me Yea Forums. Spike was east-asian to begin with.

>The producers of Cowboy Bebop have been quoted as saying they chose the name Spike Spiegel because "it sounded cool." It is stated in the special features accompanying Cowboy Bebop The Movie: Knockin' on Heaven's Door that Spike's appearance is modeled after the late Japanese actor Yusaku Matsuda, especially as he appears in his famous role in Tantei Monogatari.

Spike is based off a japanese actor and the creator chose a name based off it sounding cool.

Please just accept it graciously now that you know. John Cho is still not a good cast but the fact that he's asian isn't the problem.

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Spike isn't Asian.

The only Asian is Faye and she's born and from Singapore.

And what's worst is they got an ugly flat chested Latina to play Faye when Faye naturally has big boobs,

Spike is suppose to be a 6 foot martial artist not some ugly 50 year old Korean manlet.

You don't see the Caucasoid skull shape on Ed? Come on bro the creator subconsciously created a beautiful white man.

Spike is Jewish
>Mediterranean skin tone
>huge jew fro
>Israeli-made pistol
>SPIEGEL
fucking c'mon

>why is spike a gook

The chinaman is not the issue here dude.

>unless they look like ugly bastards in generic rape hentai they arent white!!!
>muh cuck skull
Please cease

asian men's hair won't do that.
The guy in the pic is wearing a wig lol

>Spike is based off a japanese actor
Who a character's looks are based off of means fuck all in determining what race a character actually is.
For example, Kenshiro is based off stallone's looks, yet everyone would rightfully call you a retard if you suggested/defended some 5ft white manlet play him because of that

*they are white

Spike was wearing a wig.

Doesn't matter. As a Japanese character and story, Americans shouldn't even be adapting this. It's not like there's any shortage of American characters and stories in fiction.

If they were going for old Korean man for Spike, why not pic related?
He pulled the suave, silent, jaded gangster great in A Bittersweet Life.

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>get called out on your retarded logic
>w-w-well it doesn't matter a-anyways, they s-shouldn't make it
If that's your real opinion, then why not spam that, instead of this retarded as fuck shit

>deathflix Light
>white
he's a kike, you know it and I know it
>inb4 white and jew same thing
then the holocaust was LITHERALLY a white genocide
also why don't you point out L, a euromutt, getting niggerfied?

>white people can survive space
Any sources for that friend?

It's only famous because of americans you fucking total trash human.

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Go back to twitter.

vicious looks more like a jew that got punched in the face over and over

The algorithm determined he didn't have enough name recognition

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?

jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=703

The guy from Harold and Kumar is a bad choice to play a James Bond-esque character. Not really surprising. But to cast an unknown Asian is basically suicide in the eyes of Kikewood/Kikeflix