Imagine being an ugly actor

Imagine being an ugly factory worker it's basically the same but worse and actually real

They're Angl*s, in their world they're 8/10 at lowest.

well those two blokes are at least.

I would rather keep my dignity. These guys are basically freakshows. I guess good one on them for owning it though

>Could you make a tonne of cash by starring in multi-million dollar movies
That's a tough one. If there was a gun to my head I suppose I could just about make that sacrifice.

All the hot actors will get less and less roles as they age and start losing shape.

If you are a character actor or a comedy actor there is no such risk.

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If you are not an incel, I recommend checking out Happy-Go-Lucky for Eddie Marsan's amazing portrayal of a /pol/tard.

If you are an ugly actor who also happens to be a fantastic musician then you’re probably fine.

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For me, it's this creepy looking fucker. Must suck.

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Guy on the left gets all the Jewish roles. Guy on the right gets all the small evil genius roles because I guess you have to be smart if you're short and ugly.

they never actually cast anyone truly unpleasant to look at, its always just weird looking people

Most of them stay in Theater and actually become better actors there then the shitty actors in Movies where you can just reshoot a scene over and over until you acted perfectly

>Being surrounded by hot cooz every day
>It's inevitable that one of the starlets will get drunk/high enough to let you jam it in
Yeah sounds terrible, so much worse than say, being an ugly incel who sits alone in his room all day.

they don't have that mentality because they're not 19 years old

>muh dignity

You wot mate? You got some brainwashed perspective on the world if you think making a dick of yourself on camera for 30k a month is less dignified than selling your body for 40 hours a week your entire life

OPs premise would literally mean you made it because you're ugly, you mong

How do you know you didn't just make it because you're one of the few actors who are happy to be typecast as ugly characters?

I do neither though.
I'd just prefer not to be aware that millions of people think "ugh what a punchable face" or some people wageslave me around because they think I'm ugly, even if I get shittons of cash for it
sorry I have standards you whoring NPC

As long as I'm getting paid.

Oh so on top of being ugly and poor, you’re stupid too?

its weird

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>tfw Sir Eddie Marsan and his milftastic wife have done more to secure a future for the white race than you ever will

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how's that?

>black hair
>all kids are blonde

t-that's not very likely

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Found the pleb.

Both the one on the right is British, so it's not like he'd have a hard time finding some likewise ugly female.

I bet tha small ones pussy smells like sunflowers

It's possible. Both of my parents have black hair and I'm blond.

>Both of my parents have black hair

I have some bad news user...

British actors tend to get hired on ability, not looks.

No my dad didn't get cucked. Genes can be funny sometimes. All of my other siblings have black hair.

>mfw first thing I ever saw Eddie Marsan in he played a child molester with a birthmark over his face, making him even more terrifying
>mfw I can't remember if he actually was a child molester in it or if it was just a meme based on his appearance
>mfw either way I've never trusted him

I actually like him as an actor, I'm not sure if he's how I imagine Inspector Lee Strahd to be, but I've never really seen him play a role badly.
I think ugly people generally make better actors because they're so used to pretending to be someone else throughout their life.

Tony wasn’t ugly just a fatty

Isn't that the best way to be though?

>Be ugly
>Be surrounded by beautiful people
>Only bad thing you ever see is when you look in the mirror

>Be beautiful
>Be surrounded by ugly people
>Only beautiful thing you ever see is when you look in the mirror

It's better be hate-filled in a loving world than loving in a hate-filled world. Straight facts, senpai.

My parents are brunette + ginger and my hair is blonde.

Both those guys are fantastic actors

They are blonde when they are children. By the time they hit puberty, their hair will darken and become brown or light brown

dude, it's 5 kids. It's not very likely a recessive gene can win that many times.

My parents are both white and I'm light skinned black. Sometimes genes weird stuff I guess.

user, I...

go ahead...tell him.

What?

Who wouldn't want to fuck Swan.

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>adopted

I don't get it.

Nice, very subtle

The guys probably have pretty high self-esteem anyway. They are unlikely to get themselves a model-tier gf but a good-looking housewife kind of girl wouldn't be any bit out of reach*. Satisfied in that regard, your acting becomes of more importance and you compare yourself in that regard.

*Point in case.

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Both of my dads are white and I am Asian. That's just how genes work sometimes.

see Both my parents have dark hair and when I was a kid I was blonde and then my hair turned black as well.

I think he was implying that you were adopted buddy, which is very likely if your siblings have black hair and you don't

THE SEED IS STRONG

Not him, but if you honestly believe

>I'd just prefer not to be aware
Then you already believe that people feel this way about you.

Given that you're not under any illusions already, why not take home a nice paycheck and give your kids something they can be proud of their dad for?

If I had that sort of appearance and my choices were between well-paid actor or some not well paid job where I'd probably have to interact with the public anyway, I'd pick acting every time.

damn, that's like getting BLACKED by time itself.
raw deal

they are rich and live easy lives. Plus - pussy is always for sale.

It's true that blonde and dirty blonde is very common among British children, though their hair tends to darken the older they get and turn light brown.

These two are good actors, also being not as attractive means you can make a good career being a character actor.

>Be beautiful
>Be surrounded by ugly people
>Only beautiful thing you ever see is when you look in the mirror

This guy fucking gets it. Also let me add a couple more.

>most people take everything you say seriously and are deeply wounded by the smallest negativity
>some people refuse to believe you have any other skills because you are beautiful
>women literally pass you up because you look too chad and have assumptions about you

I mean don't get me wrong. I wouldn't trade my physicality for really anything, it helps in job interviews and I can even break down the bitches who assume I'm stuck up. But it makes it difficult to relate to the vast majority of any population of any IQ etc and most of those barriers are set up by the ugly people themselves.

I'm sure Marsan is fine.

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Are you kidding me? I would gladly do it.

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Epic contrarian opinion
Why did they take away likes?

I was extremely blond as a kid until I was like 5 or 6, then it all went dark.... now it's going gray, but that's another issue.

if you're ugly should be a playwright like this guy

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He's not even that bad looking, just very average looking for an actor.

Dude on the left isn't even ugly. He'd be average or maybe slightly below, especially for his age

Yes because they are millionaires. Therefore they can sustain daily heroin and cocaine use to make them feel 100x better than fornicating ever could.

One time some blonde high school roastie crashed her car into mine and got her face all fucked up, she looked like a zyklon B victim.
Cunt deserved it.

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Also, tv hosts in general. Bradley Walsh, Nick Knowles, etc.

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Bradley Walsh is not a bad looking 60 year old

Good actor too.

they get to fuck kids so they're happy. remember, this is hollywood. doesn't matter if you're ugly the most beautiful women get passed around and everyone is a paedophile who fucks kids and more.

hes just average looking and has no style. he needs to get a nice haircut, hit the gym a bit more and wear fitting clothes and he looks pretty decent.

I think they're lucky actually they get to work and do what they love without being famous which is a very different job to just being an actor

Two words - character actor. Pete Postlethwaite was a great one too.

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money

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you took that quote literally but I meant I'd rather choose not to show millions of people my ugly face to laugh at even if I get big cash for it, it's about even more people being exposed to it. Sorry I don't think in dollar notes, money isn't everything. And no the well paid vs badly paid shit doesn't work here, I'm a NEET.
I just find it confusing that chosing principles over money implies stupidity or being brainwashed, because honestly the opposite applies more to that.
But as I said, probs to people who own it, I just don't think like them

awww

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he doesn't even look ugly. Just quirky average.
by that standard bill murray or jerry seinfeld are ugly too

their called character actors

What about not being ugly but still lonely?
That means that your problems are solely the fault of your fucking awful personality

This. There are millions of these invisible people

wow, this must be true love, there is no other way

If you can't get a Cate Blanchett then you might have to settled for a mulatto actress.

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>>mfw either way I've never trusted him
Fucking kek

a cute

It's called being a "character actor"

Toby Jones is probably the busiest actor in the world after our boy Eric so I doubt he minds

james gandolfini is handsome and an amazing actor tho

I'dd genuinely suck off that little goblin man, I'm not even a guy

If you're ugly you can be a mediocre actor and get insanely positive reception for it.

Pic very much related.

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Judi Dench is beautiful delet this.

She's not ugly she's just old.

Don't you fucking dare bully Judi

My father had black hair and my mother had light brown. All my brothers and I were blonde when we were kids, and got dark brownish hair in our teenage years.

What actors would you say you look like if you're a Chad? By the way, I swear Yea Forums is becoming more and more some kind of Lookism or incel web extension.

I had light brown as a boy too and now it's nearly black. I get called out as an Italian or Jew cause of the black hair, eyes, and pale skin. Why the fuck does this hair darkening happen?

Philip Seymour Hoffman comes to mind. Massively respected actor yet he was certainly was not male model material.