What are some of Charlize Theron's best roles? Is anyone excited for the sequel to Atomic Blonde?

What are some of Charlize Theron's best roles? Is anyone excited for the sequel to Atomic Blonde?

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THE WALL

Why is she single still?

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TICK TOCK

Seth is good friends with her, why doesn't he step up?

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>believing blind items written after a related news story has broken

stop ticking 13 years ago

This is what happens when women lead themselves.

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>“She’s out there,” her “Long Shot” co-star Seth Rogen added in the interview, to which Theron quipped, “I’ve made it very clear.”
when the fat fuck even wants to pass you on

>don't ever talk to me or my wife's adopted African cross-dressers again

wait,don't you need to be married to adopt?

>it gets worse

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based

adopted in a different country where you just throw money around for a kidnapped kid probably

I'm gonna step out

Menopause rarely hits before 45. Usually between 50 and 55.

to be honest her looks are holding up

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women rights were a mistake

I meant 45-50, not 50-55

>black tranny
This is going to be hilarious.

"its mens fault im single"

She hated niggers so much so she literally brainwashed niglet boys into girls.

she killed her father and the mother took the blame

Unless the kid is actually faget or similar, it will be just a black guy with a deep transphobia. Understandable.

wut

>Look at my adopted african american trans 7 year old child, i'm so progressive!
I feel like some of these actors do this shit just to get bonus points in their liberal hollywood circles. Poor kid.

why are black babies so hideous?

>tfw be 8yo kid
>point at a dress once
>your insane mother now thinks you're a girl and starts dressing you up as a girl and schedules hormone therapy and a therapist to mould you into a girl

No words.

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In my opinion her best role is Monster

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>only the while male kid (female) has a panicked "get me out of here" expression

wtf my copy of the turner diaries didn't mention this shit

yikes, glad brad gtfo'd

Can you imagine a guy saying this? lmao. Women, it's time to step up and fuck me.

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wait is that brad pitt's son on the left?

Its sad and ironic at the same time, because we used to campaign that toys and behavior should be gender neutral, but now its the complete opposite.

Tomboys of the 90's/00's are told that they're trans today.

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Because he knows her

what mental issues lead to someone adopting kids you have nothing in common with?

What wall? She looks better than most women half her age

Strange how all these tranny """"""""""girls"""""""""" are being raised by single mothers.

why did she her mom take the blame though? If she was a kid at the time isn't it easier to get off the self defense plea?

poor kid is going to be really fucked up in the future, honeslty Brad should get her out of there if he can

I really liked Atomic Blonde. How was she in Dark Places? She should play a vampire.

Jesus, I hope that shit is fake, that's too fucked up

KEK

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Didn't her daughter become a boy when she was like 5? That is one way to escape the ''privilege'' i suppose.

I don't want little niglets, and most of all I don't want to get shot.

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evil bitch

>her mom, who shot her dad
lel everyone knows Charlize shot him, what the fuck is this bullshit?

dear good

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Ah. That's why she's still single. Men live on the code of honor
"Don't put your dick in crazy"

Therons a great mother and has her tranny childs best interests at heart

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>don't talk to me or my trans, african, vietnamese, gypsy, other vietnamese sons and daughters ever again

That girl on the right looks like she is 35

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The poor child hasnt realised he is trans yet. Love is Love

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Back to the plantations for you

her best role AND her peak was on Arrested Development

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Even before she adopted I always knew there were major red flags about her.

Not being able to keep a man, getting married and having kids as a 10/10 famous actress.How toxic does your personality have to be for that to happen?

Even Seth McFarlane dumped her.

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Well well well, look who came crawling back...

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>GENDER EQUALITY!
>WTF MAN PIGS I EXPECT YOU TO COME TO ME

>Naomi-Watts-looks-stylish-picks-son-Kai-school

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Angelina Jolie is literally mentally ill. Why do people coddle her? Her dad Jon Voight gave up on her decades ago, she can't be fixed. She used to be a complete heroine junkie too.

>ever leaving
Big mistake

She's a power tripping psycho bitch brainwashing her adopted black son into wearing dresses. That's all you need to know.

Well at least she won't need to ruin her body to give Brad a kid now, they come in a 2x1 bundle.

>dumps her for younger qt blonde
>have her cameo on your show just to show her off

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She was never good looking so it doesn't really matter.

>from one wall to the other

I guess they call him Dad Pitt

Mommy Jen

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Put these kids with grandparents or foster family something and they'd be back to normal in like 6 months at most. It's fucking child abuse.

There's NO way Liev Schrieber hasn't molested his kids, this doesn't fucking happen naturally. He's diddled them and played hide the hotdog with them, there's even fucking paparazzi picks him tonguekissing his sons in public. Nigga should be in jail.

>leaving prime Aniston for that

>played hide the hotdog

Isn't that where you have a hotdog for lunch? Or have I been playing it wrong with my daughter for years?

Odd how there's a high proportion of "trans" kids in Hollywood homes. Almost like they've been coerced into it.

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>Single with kids
>No personality
>Fading looks
So, she would blend in on a dating site where that's literally 90+% of the profiles.

No, these 5 year old kids just happen to be born trans. Are you a transphobe? Thank god they have such progressive parents.

based

Prime Angelina or prime Jennifer is a hard choice, but current versions? I think we all know who wins.

NOBODY WANTS TO DATE A MAN IN A SKIRT CHARLIZE

MY PAIR GOES FOR FEMININE NOT MASCULINE

>STRONK WOMYN!
OH NO NONONONO

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf. I work in HR so am not a basement dwelling neckbeard autist. Explain why no gf or sex.

Imagine having a kid so gay, you buy him a bike and he starts to deepthroat the handlebars.

At that point you cut your losses and buy him the harley quinn dress he keeps asking for.

Could be a lot of reasons
> Ugly
> Terrible personality
> Beta
> Bad body
> Manlet
> Not confident

Any of those things mixed with your obvious virgin stink won't help you.

CUS UR A FAGGOT? LMAO

DO SEX ALREADY MORAN

>I work in HR

People hate you

COME FIND ME!

You are either ugly, a jerk, or you never really tried.

If you want to have sex go fuck a hooker or go on vacation to where there is a brothel and make a weekend of it.

have sex

have sex

Give sex

>HR
they think you're a faggot

> cut your losses and buy him the harley quinn dress he keeps asking for.

nah, cutting your loses would be losing him in the mall, while you drive to the airport with a ticket to low cost of living foreign country.

>29
>no experience
lmao I'm sorry man but you're gonna have a terrible fucking time, I suggest banging a couple prostitutes first to build up confidence and to not like an absolute flopping retard when you find a girl

Are you still a virgin if you fuck a guy in the ass?

kek, adopting nigger children WHY. WHY.

atomic bomb was boring as fuck. the poster was the best thing about the movie.

Pretty much a metaphor for modern America lol

incel detected

>I work in HR
So you're a black woman?

th-thanks

No. I'm a white man.

Not a jerk. I get along very well with literally everyone. Even if I hate someone I pretend to get along with them. My older brother and younger brother have gfs and I look similar to them so I'm probably not ugly.

How the hell did you pull that off. Every place, no memeing, I have worked has had an HR dominated by women, usually black women.

You work in HR so you're with 99% certainty soiboi pussy and I wouldn't want to be your friend but.

All it takes to be an incel as a guy is:
>1. Have no social life, don't take steps to fix this.
>2. Don't approach girls online or in person and ask them out.

Stick to these two and you'll be incel for life.

If a girl likes you; the most forward, in-your-face she'll ever get is to make eye contact with you and smile (This doesn't count with female staff in restaurants/bars/hotels or retail). If you don't go up to her and talk she'll assume you're not interested or a pussy.

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tick tock, roasties

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This.
The odds are so stacked against males in the modern dating world.
Girls just walk around being hit on every day, there's no reason for them to try. You have to step it up too

I don't live in America

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One of my co-workers is religious and doesnt believe in sex before marriage. How do I ask her out?

>Even if I hate someone I pretend to get along with them.

So you're not being honest, people don't like that. Do you ever show a woman that you are attracted to her like saying, I think you're sexy to her?

Honestly women are too dangerous, they can get you fired at work or sent to jail for rape even if you never fucked them. Just fuck hookers or become a sex tourist.

You're ugly.

Well lucky you.

>So you're not being honest, people don't like that.
How would they know?

>If a girl likes you; the most forward, in-your-face she'll ever get is to make eye contact with you and smile
NIGGA I GET PHONE NUMBERS UNSOLICITED, BITCHES BE WAY FORWARD

FIRST THERES EYE CONTACT AND SMILING THOUGH, ARE INC*ELS THAT SOCIALLY RETARDED

But my two brothers have gfs and we look similar.

just be urself

Someone who likes everyone is a big red flag. I would never trust a person like that. For all I know, they're lying to me too, and just waiting for an excuse to stab me in the back.

You have to display your dislike for dislikable people or nobody will trust you. You will radiate dishonesty, unreliability, and frailty.

>my two brothers have gfs
I bet they ugly too.

Get youself an ugly girl.

Everyone always says I'm very reliable though. Is not useful to dislike people. Even if you hate someone they might be useful at some point in the future so its best to just pretend to get along with them.

>How would they know?
Cause you're weird as fuck. People tend to shit on other people all the time, if your coworkers never hear you talking shit about someone then you're pretty fucking weird and probably in good terms with god and the devil.

Roastie detected. Give sex.

All that kind of stuff women say can be dismissed
>I like bla bla guys, I'm not looking for hookup, I'm not interested in a relationship right now, I don't roll like that.

It's all bullshit they don't know what they want. She'll say she loves skinny dark-haired guys on wednesday and fuck roided dude with a shaved head on friday.

Just start talking to her and ask her out, don't draw it out like do it after 1-2 weeks tops. Or she'll think you're a workfriend and it'll get way more awkward if she shoots you down.

Chicks get hit on ALL THE TIME, they're not the ones who make it awkward after, it's the socially retarded guys because they don't know how to handle it. There's only a tiny percentage of chicks who'll rub it in and be cruel, but you wouldn't want to go out with those literal psychos anyway.

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>good terms with god and the devil.
Whats wrong with that? Seems optimal to befriend both.

>Even if you hate someone they might be useful at some point in the future so its best to just pretend to get along with them.


You sound manipulative, you're best bet is to fuck hookers and then when her pussy is loose and smells funny, just pretend to like it and hire her again next week.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

It's usually a fear of rejection.like me. I was an incel until I was 25. When I turned 26 in October I just went on plenty of fish and messaged every woman who was online constantly. I got shot down a few times but now I've been with my gf for months and have sex everyday.

>Whats wrong with that? Seems optimal to befriend both.
Yeah and that's what's giving you away, you're a schemer, a sociopath.

nah m8, there are plenty of women who make shit awkward after turning a guy down

Not if the other side knows.
It makes you untrustworthy.

I'm not a sociopath. Sociopaths don't feel empathy for others.

>STEP UP REEEE IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT I'M SINGLE
Female incels lmao.

>denying what you really are
Typical sociopath behavior, just go fuck hookers.

But you're kind of manipulative and don't see the value of others other than for guture favours. Makes you pretty unempathetic for me.
Also you sound like a dick at close range.

Everyone always says I'm very nice.

reddit/niceguys

>Also you sound like a dick at close range.
Internally yes. But I don't act that way in public.

>I feel like some of these actors do this shit just to get bonus points in their liberal hollywood circles. Poor kid.

Gee, you think?

What are they gonna do? call you a two face? kek

SAY IT

That's what you think from spending too much time on shitholes like this where it's normal but non-autistic people can obviously tell face to face.

People know anyways just talking to you.
That shit is easily noticeable.
When someone is being nice because they fake being nice but inside are really assholes.
Actually you would have more success if you were to let your asshole innerself outside. At least you wouldn't be a fake bitch.

I only started coming here in the last year. I couldnt get by working in HR if I was a dick to people. You have to be polite.

Yeah they are, or they are too chickenshit to do something about it.

Yeah if you're ugly, crude, or going for someone way out of your league it will happen more often. You have to really be honest with yourself, take your shirt off and look yourself in the mirror - would you bang yourself if you were a 8/10 girl? If not, then fix your shit or aim lower.

She's a goddess who has been brainwashed by jews. RIP.

this, stop faking it. women are unironically attracted to assholes too.

I've been doing it since I was a child though. I'm very good at it.

>works in HR
>has the customer service personality
No offense bro but there's your problem. You ain't displaying your true colors. There's like three types. True colors 24/7 (usually flaunted by bipolar cuhrazy people), half n half for that person who wants the work life balance and then you, the person who keeps a wall up all the time. Can't nurture your personal life when you're never honest with anyone.

One thing is being polite and other is being a doormat.

FEMINISM /IS/ A DISEASE!

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you sound like a sociopath

she had a neat butt in Prometheus.
gets Elba'd tho

>I'm very good at it.
All evidence to the contrary

I'm really not. I'm very empathetic when it comes to animals or innocent people like kids or the elderly.

It is a solid movie.

No proof

Have you been reading this thread? Count your self lucky.

I watched the italian job today and she was so beautiful in it, how sad

How's HR treating you?

Propose to her

I have plenty of friends and get along very well with all my work colleagues. I've just never had a proper relationship or sex. I had a very brief relationship in college but after I was with her for 3 months it was too difficult to keep up the act constantly and she dumped me when I let the act drop one night and she saw my true self.

she get's elba'd in the movie you dumbfuck holy shit why did I expect Yea Forums to actually watch movies for half a second

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Its alright. Its a pretty easy job desu. Don't have that much hard work to do really.

I think her personality is weird. She's probably hysteric and manic. I don't want to deal with that shit.

I would copy what they do.

>it was too difficult to keep up the act constantly and she dumped me when I let the act drop one night and she saw my true self.
Jesus Christ you duplicitous cunt just kill yourself. Your personality is clearly complete shit.

>he got the GOAT genetic combo
>but at what cost

>wanting some occultist weirdo roastie

No you are not.
You have a lot of social opportunities and yet you claim to fail.
Really, you are being weird, stop being weird.

>it was too difficult to keep up the act constantly and she dumped me when I let the act drop one night and she saw my true self.

Elaborate HR guy

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>tfw mom and dad's jaw combined into mine

Based

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>3 months
>no sex
How does that even work

>my true self.
I wonder what it is.
Are you into kinky shit or what.

>Troupe of circus apes
>Single
Jeez, I'm gonna need our best detective on this one

Hollywood, especially if you are a kid of a famous actor, must be a literal hell on Earth to grow up. It's filled with narcissists, who do their best to get as much publicity as they possibly can.
I don't claim every actor is like that, some like Peter Dinklage keep their kids out from the public eye, but a lot of them use their kids to get more publicity by any means.

>why arent men throwing themselves at my 40 year old ass?
>wtf do you mean I can ask a guy out? I AM A WOMAN! THAT IS BENEATH ME

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>my elbow feel funny
>my elbow feel straange

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Angelina never was marry material. She's always been that chick that would be best kept at arms length.

jk I made it all up

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have some suicide fuel

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Men don't owe you companionship.
You're just unwifeable, roastie.

>casting an incel
What could go wrong?

Well, the post just described to you why what you're doing is wrong. People can easily tell you're faking it.

And if you can't tell that they can tell then they can DEFINITELY tell. Nothing correlates with being wrong so much as confidence that you're not.

White women entitlement is all due to parenting. All white parents coddle their daughter and treat as a princess that can do no wrong. It’s why they all end up being bitchy

>I do this thing with my kids, I call it, the sabertooth.

You mean sexually molested and conditioned into it?
Oh come on now, Hollywood would never be that evil.

>Come find me!

I COULD GIVE ALL THIS A PASS UP UNTIL THE HANDLEBARS LMAO JFC LIEV

BET HES STILL NOT GAY THOUGH

Eh I'm not that bitter or bothered about it. If I'm being completely honest I really want a gf more for social reasons rather than sexual reasons.

HONK

coal burners, not even once

you're actually right. Don't force it. Focus on what you like/enjoy and that's it. You'll live a better life than most.

>thread about woman hitting the wall turns into virgin blogpost attentionwhoring
almost as bad as the roastie in the OP desu

What experience do I need.
Just put it in and take it out, repeat until I cum, stop.

Theres literally nothing like more than getting attention. I love being the centre of attention.

the two main factors in not attracting a partner is 1) being ugly as fuck, by far the most important factor, and 2) having a tiny (or nonexistent) social circle

if you have an active social life and no gf in spite of wanting one you're almost certainly ugly

though the above is when controlling for shit like the person being totally fucking insane. so I suppose it's also possible that you're just that instead

What is your true self that could be anything from Buffalo Bill to Hitler to Steve Urkel

Less jolly and laid back. More serious.

Fuck yes, I’m excited.

why so serious?

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How do I get a social circle/life if I dont have one

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get hobbies

I already have hobbies. Non-meme advice preferred.

get sex

Watching anime alone in your room isn't a hobby

This is true, but wrong. I'll get bombarded with hate, but I've been called a pretty boy and all of my romantic encounters have started with women messaging me or approaching me at work etc and telling me they want to fuck me. Women can and are just as forward with men, problem is a lot of them really get off when a guy gives her time and effort and they abuse this. I also grew up in a house full of women and have a mostly female family now, married. I'm a working class poor and get hit on by women to this day. Be confident and make yourself available, user, post pics on social media, women are drawn to confident and even conceited men who dont need them. I don't cheat on my wife, but will answer anything

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I restore old British sports cars and grow fruit aquaponically. Your worldview seems to be unhealthily and overwhelmingly biased by memes.

brad did not deserve this.

I guess you don't mate

in a healthy society, vulnerable people get pulled up by their support system, normally the family. but in the west we've increasingly abolished the family to be replaced by a social welfare system that actually doesn't care about you as long as you're not out there murdering and raping so it's totally cool with you being a neet and an incel, at least in the short-term

so you gotta manage it yourself

if you want some honest advice, you should unironically read peterson's 12 rules for life. ignore the mystical mumbo-jumbo and just focus on him telling you that the world is a shitty place and you shouldn't expect it to come to your aid, to stop wallowing in self-pity and shoulder the burden of your own self-improvement; do things that make you uncomfortable and take responsibility for yourself and the people around you

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seems you're a twat. just get a pet

Well most of the guys who have these problems aren't prettyboys, they are probably below 5/10 so your situation is unique.

That's fair

I have a dog.
>seems youre a twat
Hypocrite.

>women are drawn to confident and even conceited men who dont need them
No they're not. They're drawn to attractive men; "pretty boy"s. 90% of women's interest in you is looks. The blackpill is the real pill.

Though on the upside, this also means it's relatively simple to make yourself more attractive to women, since it really is just as simple as improving your looks. If you can't do that though, you're legitimately just fucked. At that point you have to do shit like prey on women with small social circles who are willing to settle down because they're not exposed to enough people who look as good as they do.

Atomic Blonde was lame on the second viewing

I think Italian Job is her best movie

Tabloid bullshit

Lose weight then. Get a haircut. Stop watching anime and porn and blaming women. Did you ever stop and think you might have to sacrifice other pleasures to gain companionship?
>Hur dur clean your room bucko lobsters
How about cutting your greasy hair and lifting weights? It's not hard to not be a faggot

gain height

Average US family.

At least it's a black kid. Less future niggers.

Trips of truth bucko

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Will we get more of this?

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She suggests that they will make a sequel. Btw that other girl was hot, too bad they killed her off.

>womanly social shaming tactics
I wasn't complaining mate, I was calling the user wrong. I work out because I have joint problems and strength training is the only way to alleviate the aches, and I guess I have a pretty face because women will randomly approach me in spite of my autism, but I'm too blackpilled to trust anyone at this point. My social isolation is completely my own fault. But not everyone is in that position. Some were just born with a shit hand.

>I don't trust people
>Fuck other people for not fucking me
You might be autistic

The Wall isn't just about looks. Its a huge red flag when a woman is still single into her 30s. Locking down a husband is so absurdly easy for even a below-average woman in her 20s that the only way a woman stays single that old is either by choice or because something is seriously wrong with her, and either of those is a red flag.
By the time women get close to their mid-30s they start to get pathetically desperate, it's really an amazing change the way that a 25 year old vs a 32 year old woman views dating and how far their standards drop in just a few short years.

It doesn't matter how attractive a woman is, the wall still hits.

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>I GET PHONE NUMBERS UNSOLICITED

You must be very handsome. Congratulations

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She needs to step on my pair

You retards this isn't up for debate, pic-related. Just because the number of times women approach men isn't literally non-existent doesn't mean it's anywhere close to men approaching women. You have to be a 10/10 guy to get close to the attention that a average chubby girl does.
>a real female smells, is dirty
but user, that's the whole point. With a real female, you don't even have to imagine the smell.

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>literally buying a nigger to play barbie with it
Call me old fashioned, but this is pretty fucked.

Considering she just bought some nigger's baby, why not just buy a girl ?

Turns out, behaving like a psychotic clown shoes bitch doesn’t score you many dates.

Have you ever actually asked a girl out. Most incels could get themselves a girl if they actually cleaned themselves up and tried. 90% of the time its fear.

GIWTWM

>that tweet

Hope she choked to death.

>I work in HR
If I ever saw you in real life I would just fucking stomp you

>I get along with everyone
>I work in HR
Youre a fucking insect not a man.

She probably only went out with top deanos/roided dudes/drugdealers and did coke on the weekends

>WHY WONT HE MARRY ME

Lol

haha imagine strict discipline at her home and she will punish you with strap-on pegging if you do something wrong haha
no wonder nobody wants her lol

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I'd love to just throttle your neck. You'd be absolutely helpless and unable to escape. You'd kick and scream but to no avail as your larynx cracks and the dim light envelopes you.

>I don't wanna be single anymore
>just grow a pair already!
Yeah whatever, fuck off.

This is a good shop.

Why can't Alice Eve be the new Charlize Theron? They look pretty similar but Alice is younger, has bigger boobs and is British.

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>BEING AN UGGO
OOF & YIKESPILLED

YOU WALK 'DOWN THE AISLE' NOT UP IT STUPID BRITS LEARN ENGLISH

FYI
>CURRENT YEAR
>MARRIAGE
OH NO NONONONO

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Run little nigga she’s going to cut your nuts off!

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The best way to fuck up a boy is to have no male role model in their life.

Being physically disabled, poor, etc is all preferable.

>Stop watching anime and porn and blaming women
You sound like a projecting faggot. :)

>Another feminist snake is shocked when men avoid her for her poisonous attitude.
Lmao men would literally rather become incels than marry toxic roasties that look for providers.

>NOO not those you incel! I mean TRAVELLING and YOGA and DRINKING WITH FRIENDS! Now THOSE are REAL hobbies!

Obviously Charlize Theron isn't married because she's so ugly compared to the average American woman

I was an extra for Aeon Flux, the end scene, was walking past her for multiple shots. AMA

smell?

We were outside wearing warm clothes, i don't remember a specific smell

how many girls have you asked out in these last 4 months?

I'm not fat. I'm 150 pounds. I have short hair. I never watched anime in my life. I hate weeb shit. I rarely ever watch porn. What now?

Maybe u ugly

ADOPTED NIGGLETS

I am cleaned up. I work in HR. I have to be presentable.

Parents can raise their children to believe in any religion so I don't see why mothers shouldn't have the right to raise their sons emasculated.

Whats the deal? I'm not in employee relations type stuff. I just do recruitment and salaries.

Just be yourself

Now you actually sound like a sociopath. What the fuck is wrong with you? Weird cunt.

Society

0. I went out drinking with some girls from work but two of them have boyfriends and the other I like but I don't think she likes me the same way so I'd rather not make this awkward by letting her know I like her.

Ok, my pair says go for it. You guys think she'll say yes to me?

Go online and talk to girls and ask them out then.

It's like being sad about not scoring when you never shoot.

Online where?

>son
I thought it was his daughter?

Sure, buddy.

Oh, man, movie is actually 99% accurate.

Just fucking suggest to your social circle that you're looking for someone. Like 70-80% meet their partner through shared friends, if they like you they'll set you up.

If they DON'T like you, because you're broken inside like your autistic post suggest, then, yeah, probably they won't do that.

Well, there you go
Finding a partner is mostly a numbers game, if you're willing to do the dating stuff you will most likely end up with a suitable partner (i personally think dating is depressing and anxiety inducing)
And i kinda get it, making things awkward with a co-worker might no be a smart move.
I would still try to spend time alone with her to feel the vibes though

Tinder, bumblr, farmers only, okcupid, pof i dunno what they're all called. If you're socially well-adjusted it's not that hard.

Quads of destiny confirm, she'll go for it.

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>shockingly single
who does this roastie think she is?

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Why the fuck was my first picture deleted? It had her and her 2 kids.

can i have a source for this image, i really dont want to believe its real.

this isnt't even the case
>have social life
>get a gf
>lose social life
>break up after almost 3 years
>get social life back

depends on the chick and if you are even bothered with this stuff

what did seth mean by this expression?

how old are you?
have you tried rol sessions? i don't like them but they seem to be a good way to meet new people

it's the
"i just dropped a fat nut inside this woman" expression

aaaand dropped

fuck this crazy bitch, I wouldn't touch her with your dick, OP

Is it true that the supermarket is a good place to meet women?

if you're hot, sure

He means like lifting, painting, woodworking, hiking, or other outdoor activities.

how would those help at all

oh I guess he will have to imagine the smell then

You can talk about your hobbies on a date

What if you are average looking and a manlet?

>You have to be a 10/10 guy to get close to the attention that a average chubby girl does
First, I don't know what circles you're in but this is just not the case. Second what kind of guy craves the same levels of attention as a chick?

>rich
>famous
>two beautiful children
Man she's got it all. What guy wouldn't want to get in on that?

okcupid sucks dick now. You have to mutually like each other now for women to see your message.

What did the Illuminati mean by this?

They got bought by Match.com who completely ruined the site.
It's true in America and probably most other western countries. A 5/10 woman has an easier time finding a relationship than an 8/10 man does.

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She sounds like a neet. It's always someone else's fault, never theirs

She's right. Grow a pair and step up, boys. It's easy to ask a woman out, it's just hard to watch them go.

Me on the right

He doesn't have a pair.

Yea it's ruined. I guess I will have to go to the supermarket and the bookstore to meet women now.

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I didn't know that

Is Seth redpilled?

>A 5/10 woman has an easier time finding a relationship than an 8/10 man
you're living in a bubble mate, no one even looks at 5/10 and lower women let alone consider dating them. An 8/10 guy can get any girl.

>no one even looks at 5/10 and lower
For relationships or sex?

SETH TRIED TO MAKE HER FUNNY CHARLIZE BUT IT DIDNT WORK SHES STILL STRONK WOMYN CHARLIZE AND ITS JUST NOT ATTRACTIVE FOR WOMEN TO ACT LIKE MEN, COULDNT BE SIMPLER

Listen to Mystery Method here.

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For both, 5/10s aren't even women

half the women in hollywood are 5/10s and lusted after by pathetic faggots on this site near daily, get the fuck out of here

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kino escalation actually works

For anything, I honestly feel bad for ugly girls that I talk to but ugly dudes can still have something going for them. Actually I know a ton of rich ugly dudes that date model tier chicks.

>cara
>5/10
You're a mong, also I am talkign about real life ugly chicks.

Try talking to women at the supermarket.

are pickup artists a thing anymore?

>real life ugly chicks.
you realize they exist because some guy nutted in their ugly broad of a mom right?

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Much more likely because their dad was rich and ugly. In my country this is extremely common. Also I never said that ugly broads can't have sex I was just saying that the user that claims its easier being a 5/10 chick than an 8/10 guy is delusional.