What’s it like to be the child of a celebrity?

But have you dilated today?

Have sex you incel freak

>he doesn't find women attractive unless they have one very specific attribute

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most self-made celebs don't have talent either

That’s child stars. Donnie boy literally chaperones Dakota everywhere to make sure people know who they’re dealing with.

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>promiscuous mom and dad
>so much fucking money
>vapid status-obsessed friends
>pretty high chance of you getting diddled by fat kikes

>he will take what he can get

You are literally incapable of ever knowing how it's like to be a normal person or how it's like to be an individual because people will always look at you through your parents unless some miracle happens and you become more successful than them. Also god help you if you try to be normal everyday guy, you'll get a million people pretending to be your friends just to meet your parents or they will be freaks who believe they intimately know your life.

Wtf are those triplets????

Based full house poster

To me, she has the same aspect as a young Zeena LaVey. She probably a super tease and lolita as fuck when she was a young girl prancing around Don's friends. She never let them touch her, but she'd always have her skirt "accidentally hiked up too high around them, or some buttons on her blouse "accidentally" undone. Don probably had his hands full making sure she didn't sit on any of his friends' laps for too long, making sure their eyes didn't linger too long on her. When she finally did lose her virginity at 13, it was probably with some nigger and she's never looked back.

How is it even possible to have this alright body and still be "meh"? Or objectively have a non-ugly face but still can't really be called pretty?
Dakota Johnson has this solid average thing going on for her.

Dude, it's just an armpit. Have sex.

>Have sex.
Gladly, where do you want to meet up

gay

The irony of these posts is that an actual "incel" would take anything they could get. They would not be the ones criticizing her, they'd be thirsty as fuck. In reality the people saying "le have sex" are more likely to be incels.

that's what she said

It's not gay if you're my bitch

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>The irony of these posts is that an actual "incel" would take anything they could get. They would not be the ones criticizing her, they'd be thirsty as fuck. In reality the people saying "le have sex" are more likely to be incels.
It doesn't sound like you have a firm understanding of human psychology

It's trancels 2bh

There’s a huge difference between calling someone ugly anonymously online and denying them sex IRL.
youtube.com/watch?v=0h03C_6QpOA

Dakota Johnson isn't a 10/10 but you'd have to be a homo to not find her attractive

Sure thing kiddo

Both my parents are celebrities, although the most famous people in my “family” have been some of my dad’s ex gfs and one ex wife. That marriage was awful because they got married almost inmediately and only got hitched because they enjoyed doing cocaine together so much. My mom doesn’t like being famous at all so she has been very quiet for quite some time now.
The weirdest part is all the assumptions people have about your parents, and people who don’t like that you exist because it ruins some of the autonomy/mythical malleability of the parent.

bump

post the one where you see her cunt

That one has a nice ass, Dakota's has zero shape and definition.

jerk off to your mom whore nude scenes?
how you feel about knowledge of the fact that she is casting couch slut?

It's great but please stop posting my pictures

>zero shape
>implying

>only got hitched because they enjoyed doing cocaine together so much.

t. salty kid that wasnt allowed to join in on the coke binges and instead got handed off to mexican nanny.

Small perky firm asses are top tier, flabby pancake asses are disgusting.

>flabby pancake asses
learn what those are please, cuz that ain't it chief.

She has no ass dude, it's flat.

it's literally a pancake ass