So which one was your favorite and why is it the Secret War?

Holy shit that's awesome

Zima Blue and Beyond the Aquila Rift. (And the yoghurt one)

Actual pleb

Lol, this, where was the fucking quality control when they submitted that utter piece of shit? Even the fridge one looks decent next to it.

Zima Blue. Best story and art.

Worst two were The Witness and Aquila Rift

Boring, unnecessary sex for half the episode. Mostly filler until the last 2 minutes

Worse than the Hitler short? Is this bait?

>literally the edgiest episode imaginable

If Zima Blue and Aquila Rift are included as "of coutrse they're your favourites" tier and we have to pick something besides them, I'd say Three Robots. The very end joke is fucking dumb but up till that moment the episode is great. Most of the others were interesting in one or two ways, but boring in one or two others

The Witness doesn't make sense but it's sexy as fuck
Suits has the coolest setting
Helping Hand and Aquila Rift have a nice Twilight Zone feel
Sonnie's Edge: cyberpunk/10

Yes, while dumb, the Hitler short was at least entertaining. Witness and Rift are not good in any way

>sexy as fuck

Is everyone 13 and just seen animated titties for first time?

I wish i could find the article now, but whoever wrote alternate histories also made 3 robots and one other one I can't remember, and they were all the absolute worst shorts in the lineup.

Freezer was trash too but I dont think he made that one.

Fuck me friendo that's an opinion and a half

Alternative History was soooooo funny. I loved watching Hitler die.

truly epic good sir

Which is weird because it's not like the alien was literally fucking the guy in the book. He was in the pod's simulation program.

The animation in both Witness and Rift is superb, you could acknowledge that at the very least, even if you don't like their narratives.

>best art
I don't get this opinion. It looks like an esurance commercial.

Is everyone American and offended by naked people?

I bet you don't have any problem with gore and guns

I for one had never seen better animated titties. Did you notice the physics on those things? Bloody marvelous

What am I supposed to be seeing here

also the skin tone
and the silk robe
and the way she way she moves
even the buildings and the streets are sexy as fuck

I like this show, but many of the episodes felt flat in the sense that there was nothing to ponder after watching them.

I think you can see the spider through the bottle instead of the human form, but I'm not sure cause my vision is terrible.

that spider was real friendly, right?

It's Scalzi and his espisodes are Yogurt, Alternative History and 3 robots.

Maybe this was the article you were referring to btw theverge.com/2019/3/22/18267894/netflix-love-death-robots-read-stories-free-online-john-scalzi-ken-liu-marko-kloos-alastair-reynolds

Shape Shifters, Zima blue and The Dump. Good hunting is just terrible.

Move out of your mom's basement.

>SEX BAD

cringe and bluepilled, have some sneed

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I'm in *your* mom's basement actually
if you catch my drift

Lucky 13 struck a chord for me, and for memorable, Good Hunting, Fish Night and Zima Blue. And Secret War is just great action.

It's easier to say which i hated, Alternate Histories, which dragged wayyy too long, and generally felt like a short from the Flash days, and as inspired as the 2003. Ice Age could have been nifty but missed the mark thematically, and Shape Shifters just took itself way too fucking seriously.

lucky 13 was the fry's dog episode of this series

Will there be more? I don't want to remove it from my list guys...

Yes.

wow, also the 3 worst episodes too

Based blue pool cleaner

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Aquila Rift and Zima Blue were kino

Zima Blue and the farm one.

Hitler one was the only truly awful ep.

Zima Blue and Aquila Rift. The rest were a waste of time.

>not having based Lucky 13 in your lineup

Why everyone liked Zima Blue? It looked a bit pretentious and wasn't that good visually.

Zima Blue and Beyond The Aquila Rift were the only good ones. The rest was pure shit.

>memea-blue
>progressive horseshit about how even nigger girls can invent amazing nigbots

Rank them.

Sonnie's Edge
Three Robots
The Witness
Suits
Sucker of Souls
When the Yogurt Took Over
Beyond the Aquila Rift
Good Hunting
The Dump
Shape-Shifters
Helping Hand
Fish Night
Lucky 13
Zima Blue
Blindspot
Ice Age
Alternate Histories
The Secret War

Lucky 13 had no meme nudity, it had no political messages, it was about a dropship that was possibly sentient and a pilot that could fly it, even the gore in it wasnt overboard