Name a 2019 movie better than Captain Marvel
pro tip you can not
Name a 2019 movie better than Captain Marvel
pro tip you can not
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shazam
Just stop. Have some fucking standards.
Pet Sematary
Not even Diversity Panther was as bad as this one.
unironically "Us"
Why to you let Brie and her movie trigger you so much, Yea Forums?
>watching movies the same calendar year of their release
Dora looks more entertaining desu
Us
the 45 minute video of me taking a shit this morning that i recorded on my phone
endgame only because her presence will make it better.
I don't like how she bullies
Posting pre wall pictures of Cheese Fungus is very disonest.
The only one I've disliked less was Velvet Buzzsaw
i don't get it. She looks very attractive in your gif.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters.
Are you a gerontophile?
are you a virgin?
Based.
>pre 2019
>don’t even care for Larson
>Captain Marvel comes out
>loathe her and find her hideous
>niggerlovers start spamming the board
>realize Larson’s kinda cute when she wants to be and the major problem is her personality, which can be fixed with a good dicking
Have (you) taken the Larsonpill? She’s no bombshell or whatever, but she ain’t a hideous hag.
this guy fucks
>Have (you) taken the Larsonpill
Absolutely. Poor thing shot itself in the foot, but it happens to the best of us.
Hopefully she's learned from her mistakes and doesn't start wars she can't win.
imagine being this much of an incel
based and larsonpilled
How come i'm a virgin if i've some standards unlike you, apparently a true virgin, ready to fuck some disgusting old roastie like Larson.
Watch, this post alone will somehow be the watershed moment when Yea Forums's attitudes on Brie Larson shift, and suddenly everyone will start loving her for some reason.
You're watching the words of a persuasion artist at work here. Screencap this and tell me I'm not being fucked with when the movie's over.
>How come i'm a virgin if i've some standards unlike you
who was this man?
>Watch, this post alone will somehow be the watershed moment when Yea Forums's attitudes on Brie Larson shift, and suddenly everyone will start loving her for some reason.
Someone once told me, 'Time is a flat circle.' Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again.
youve never been laid
Dragged Across Concrete
Niggerlovers shouldn’t have spammed the board with their apes, deleted my KatMac Threads and Ginger Threads, and then gotten me B& because Jannies are niggerlovers too. I’ll turn Larson into /ourgal/ before I allow niggerlovers to infest muh board.
In my country we say bitter women are just boned badly
a whole nation of incels
Have sex
welp, as long as you're at work here, I gotta suggest the "she's just flawed, but secretly is a qt that forgot how to have fun and is too afraid to express herself because she always has to appear strong and professional" angle.
That's the part that convinced me, even if it's false, or made up, or just a guess, or whatever. It doesn't matter. It works.
>tfw no captain marbles gf to sing you a lullaby
youtube.com
Most certainly a gay Earth we're living on.
someone needs to go through The United States of Tara and get webms of Brie doing all the cake sitting scenes.
Not gonna fall for the Larson shills. ;^)
That's too lewd for this PG board user.
Fuck if I care enough to actually spam anything. I just wanted to show how easy it is to control the narrative, and how fucking stupid niggerloving spammers are.
you'll fall
they all fall eventually
like dominoes
This Brieposter is a decoy btw. Called it immediately.
ur a decoy
>pre 2019
>Short Term 12 is one of my favorite films, she is the lead
>really like the book of Room
>love the film
>happy she won an oscar
>like her bit parts in The Spectacular Now and Greenberg
>hate capeshit
>literally don't give a single fuck what celebrities say or think outside their work
>suddenly Yea Forums starts shitting all over her
>glad an actress i like is getting $$ i guess
>defend her sometimes but mostly don't bother
>no one crying about her has even seen her good performances
>still like her
>Yea Forums turns tsundere for her
>Brie starts to seem to actually care about marvel and think what she's doing now is good
>even though i don't want to, start to dislike her
>realise she's a pleb
>I have 0 intention to ever see any more marvel films even hers
>can never watch Short Term 12 again, film is ruined for me
>become aware of her awful failed music career
>Brie Larson is ruined for me
>Hate her now
>Hate all you cunts too
Fuck, was Brie just an exploited pawn? An abused child soldier for Big Mickey's cause? Is she just a normal, struggling girl, wrapped up in something too big for her to know?
Everything I ever knew was a lie. SHE'S not the enemy here. The real enemy are the corporate suits who made her this way...
I can see you fell for my little spoof there, rookie. It is, after all, a honk honk world we're living in.
Society behind every corner.
an inexpensive suit got better on larson than the suit of captain marvel
I'm sorry you feel that way user. I no longer care for Ayylmao either, so I can understand.
Hope you find a new waifu some day.
I'd wear that tracksuit desu
>americans
>having any taste in cinema
pick one
>projecting
Good point. This is why China's first reactions are genuine, just like the "why she no practice no ass" comments.
>Larson
Wall thread?
Brie larson is cute and not as annoying or rude as people say
>n-no u
Climax, Arctic and Us. Not Shazam though.
This
>her halloween costume is better than her movie wardrobe
It's the fat kid from the addams family movies
No but you are.
her acting was brilliant and her performance was on par with guy pearce in memento. pure kino
Whoa man, it was a good movie but the best one this year? Let's not get radical here.