SCARED POTTER?

Looks like a normal adult male. No idea what you fgts are on about.

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He looks like shit
It's not that hard to make yourself look not JUSTed

Yeah almost no American child actors ended up becoming wasters

They hired short, small kids for their age, so they wouldn't age that noticeably, except for the fatty Neville.

All of them turn out to be unattractive manlets and femalets except for the not-so-fatty-anymore actor playing Neville.

Nevill is average looking at best. People say he's handsome because he got in better shape.
Still shitty anglo genetics like half the roster.

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"Scared, Potter?" He said calmly, though his voice couldn't hide his trepidation at the prospect of being in one of dullest franchises in the history of dull franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Guess the bong gene thing isn't a myth after all.

Yes, usually American child actors end up as well adjusted, drug free adults.

How old is this guy?
I hope over 40

> 31 years old.

No fucking way. I've seen loafs of bread that age better.

28

Neville's actor was never fat IRL.

You either die mouthboy
Or live long enough to become loopin

shut up :(

Extremely based

"no!"

Seething anglo

Were you trying to make a non-sequitur or does the bong genes also make people stupider?

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Hannah Montana has ben smoking since 12 and snorting cocaine non-stop since she was 15.
Aside from her loss of brain power, still looks like a healthy american midwestern girl.

So, yeah.

Want me to make a list of American childhood disasters?

>People say he's handsome because he got in better shape.
That and the fact that he was supposed to be playing a useless ugly kid so the contrast hits harder

Doesn't really matter, you throw this guy in a party or other social setting, chances are he'll be preferred ever over the Chads, simply due to clout. That's the way things work.

Emma Watson hit the wall at 14

How hard is it to get a decent haircut and maybe wear a hat

Go ahead. Most of them aged well even with heavy drug use. Except for Irish americans like Lindsay Lohan. Who are pretty much just bongs anyway.

Quick, someone name some britshit actors that aren't HP or GoT.

? Pretty much any decent actor in Hollywood is either British or a British person pretending to be American.

He is very cool, i wish i could be like him

>you now remember this

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Lmao. It's kinda both hilarious and scary to see child actors already balding

why is he so pink

Weinstein pushed her up against the wall

Also a reminder than no amount of hair will help you if you're fucked facially. Meanwhile, the reverse can be pulled off.

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and of course it helps if you're showing hairy cleavage lolz

Hairy can work in your favor in some cases. Gotta have a nice foundation under it though.

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Can't believe Mac got to hit that

>perpetually balding since the 90s
>still effortlessly attractive
It's not fucking fair!

Emma has been the wall since birth.

Jude Law is one of the very FEW who can pull it off though. Also he'd still be better looking with normal hair.

I get this vibe from Jude Law that he's a nice guy.

He's apparently a huge asshole on set and has a sex addiction.

He's been confirmed by a few sources to be pretty chill and easygoing yeah.
Kinda comes with the territory when you haven't had to struggle much in life.

why are jewish actors so obsessed with playing a nazi dude?

someone expecto patronum'd his follicles

mild kek

based

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Based dullposter. I love you.