My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face

this, needs a tear to be accurate

b urself

You should cut her face off and wear it

Be born with an attractive face, good height, nice frame, lots of money, and 145+ IQ doesn't hurt either.

I didnt ask for these feels

At some point people are going to realise the "incel" label is inaccurate.
It should be "insad", "indepress", and "insuicidal".

>high IQ makes you happy

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>be me
>virgin
>no autism
>no sperging in public
>normo impostor
>talk to a girl
>on phone or f2f
>my peepee gets hard and wet
>stain on pants
It's not fair broskis

>130let detected
if only you could've gone farther

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>be me as a kid
>getting bullied
>ask mom for advice
>"just laugh with them user! It takes all of the fun out of it for them!"
It actually made it more fun for them and they bullied me mercilessly though the year while I laughed along like some sort of scared autist

>no friends
>no job
>no money
>no gf
>touchless 29 year old virgin
>hikki
>paranoid
>derealization and depersonalization
>often burst out laughing when thinking about this entire situation

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what the fuck? You piss yourself?
Maybe this is an American circumcised thing.

>often burst out laughing when thinking about this entire situation
Thought i was the only one who did this

>filename
wtf since when could you do that

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And that's when I realized my life isn't a tragedy, it's a comedy.

>You piss yourself?
No, it's just precum but a lot that wets my pants and makes a small stain
Also I'm not American or circumcised

That's why you should have asked your dad and he should have told you to stand up for yourself.

Didn't have one.

>asking a woman for advice

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Since at least 3 years I think
/g/ used to love emoji filenames

Sorry to hear it.

Yeah thats a bit too real for me
I just kept smiling through everything even once i forgot what happiness actually felt like. Kept smiling though.
I tried, i really did.

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And its a natural laugh, I laugh til I have tears in my eyes and til my tummy hurts.

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based and honkpilled

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Then mow the lawn, it's not like grass grows overnight, you don't have to do it daily you fucking lazy piece of shit.

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>clown pepe is the /r/mdefugees transforming the frens meme into a safe harbor for their community

I missed the obvious clown world reference but I also think I missed this development entirely. Is meme culture developing in Discords now?

Youtube keeps recommending me sugar-posting simpsons highlights videos, as if these have been circulating for a while. But where? It's like the internet developed some parallel stream I'm not aware of

have sex

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Don't be. I learned to stand on my own two feet without my "daddy" there to help me walk. I don't need him, I don't need you, I don't fucking need anybody.

Are you not part of the Yea Forums snapchat group?

Yeah you sound perfectly well adjusted.

we develop memes under the Queensboro bridge for $15 a man

Just smile, user.

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This but unironically. Also we don't have "a lot" of women, most of us are way past that stage in life and found that special someone to settle down with.

And a productive day to you too, Mr. Krabs!

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>polcels having above 90iq

1 (one) yike

>We live in a society

Yeah, been having this lately too, Its like you are so far over the edge on one side it Goes to the extreme in the other Also, Im going mental.

You sound like an incel.

>this is the latest pepe/wojack edit of the week that will be spammed across the site
when did you faggots get so uncreative and fully embrace rageface 2.0?

You will never be a woman, tranny.

Clown Pepe > Boomer >>>>>> NPC
Pepe has gone through better changes than Wojak

I like this new progressive cope. It's like they react to a few instances of people getting laid as impossibilities while simultaneously shitting over masses of user for being down on their luck. It's an incredible exhibition of cope. Thank you user, you are a white flag.

Hey man, if you are at a point where you can laugh about it, it's a good time to start going out into the world. Have the nihilism cancel out your sadness by laughing at it. You might find something worthwhile out there!

Fucking yikes.

My mom always told me that if some kids were bullying me I should hit them in the face as hard as I could.

There are moments when you feel this rush of happiness and then you realize who you are and then go back to being sad.

I couldn't reach the face of those causing me strife.

That image is so reddit it hurts.

true, pic related is me

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perfect

I want to be a clown.

Send in the clowns...

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True, wojack seems to bring out the worse meme edits. Probably because he’s a generic human already

what did the alt-right mean by this?

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Mine, unironically, always tells me to “have sex”... It’s been going on for years now. It’s not my fault I can’t get any mom, get off my case REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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Send in the sneeAAAAHH HELP ME JOKER

wallow in it more you fucking cunt SURELY THAT WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM. HAVE A PASSION YOU FUCKING LOSER FAGGOT.

She's telling you to have sex with her, you dip

Nah, she’s telling me to “have sex” in general because apparently that’s the sole reason of my frustrations...

Someone screen cap this.
This movie will be the best selling movie of 2019. In fact, it is gonna be the best selling capeshit of this decade. It's like they say: talk bad, talk good, but talk about me.

have sex

Shut the FUCK up mom! Jesus!

SMILE WHEN YOUR HEART IS BREAKING

That's such an amazing line.

I feel exactly the same way as you do about this.

>no clown gf

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>go to wedding reception
>some guys wife starts hitting on me, she starts kissing my cheek and goes all the way even blatantly suggesting to fuck me
>find out the husband has cancer

your life is a comedy

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Confidence is everything.

It ain't fair, lads.

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Do it, before Rust does that for you

>tfw no qt clown waifu

ah-bloo-bloo

it quite literally does
>inb4 overthinking
"No"
If you were intelligent you also always know a way out of your misery, you know how to manage your life, how people work and can succeed in countless situations wit little effort.
Mental illness may be a barriere but thats a different story.
"too inelligent" is a cope from people with either a very low IQ or people with mental problems that have nothing to do with intelligence whatsoever. It's a non-existant problem

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