Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Evan Bennett
Leo Thompson
Carter Taylor
> D-dad... why did user run away?
> why did he say no...
> is it because I’m not a real girl?
> I love him...
> Can a human love a cyborg back as much as I love him?
Jack Wood
>heeeey jaron, I saw what daddy did to you yesterday, I'm so glad you came to that decision to get that ol dusty neovag removed and replaced with that robust piece of pipe he laid down there for you
>speaking of laying pipe
>y..you know you have to break in all your new parts, right jaron?
>you can pee right? Good. Have you tried the.....other functions? I...I can help you if you want
Eli Ramirez
I might go deeper in to insecure Alita some time in a story soon for those of you who like painful RP. You sick bastards.
Jace Fisher
#325
Grayson Fisher
>suddenly jaron(formerly jazz) starts to feel something moving around in his pants, something new....something Hugo gave him
>Alita's eyes get even wider
>let me help you jaron, have you ever done this? No? Oh that's right, those sick doctors mutilated your last one
>well I always like to be the first one anyway
>alita tucked her little robot fingers into jarons ironic robot print boxers and began to tug
>Jaron shrieked
>oh Jaron, it's okay, I'm sure daddy didn't give you anything to be ashamed of
>it was true, of course. It was his greatest work, his masterpiece. It was the finest robot wiener in all of iron city
Bentley Williams
Henry Nguyen
>Alita: Battle Angel made her move and swiftly pulled down Jaron's (formerly jazz) underwear and shrieked
>aaaah dad what the heck did you do?!?
>Hugo ran in surprised then saw what was going on, and smiled, admiring his work
>alita, I gave him two penises!
>I know, but WHY
>ohh alita, you see, Jaron (formerly jazz) is now a multifunctional wiener bot. Do you see all the metal ports all over his body? Those are wiener ports. You can do many things, for example...this!
>with the push of a button he pulled off one of the robot wieners and carefully made his selection, examining all of his options, knowing he selected each location for a very specific purpose
>aaaaah this is perfect. Click* the neck port. You see with a neck wiener, there are a lot of things you can do!
>alita stood in horror as she watched her father remove a penis from his multi penis robot creation and stick into jarons neck, looking more proud than ever. Jaron stood in silence, unsure of what he had further become. He looked as if he longed for death until....
>alita in this position, there are many options. Say you are stroking Jaron with your little robot hands but also want to suck him. Well now you do both!
>the doctor reached down and grabbed one robot wiener while kissing the neck wiener simultaneously making strange grunting noises. Jaron looked like he was about to fall over
Nicholas Campbell
>a cleaning this early in the thread
shame
Noah Cruz
>Hugo stopped, and turned to alita. "Okay demo is over, now it's time for the real thing. We don't call you an angel for nothing"
>"uuh umm okay dad". Alita got up nervously.
>Jaron stood like a dazed idiot who finally realized what it was truly like to have a penis, and better yet, two robot wieners
>"umm I guess I'll start down here."
>alita began to kiss Jaron's (formerly jazz) pelvic wiener, cautiously, becoming familiar
>Jaron (formerly jazz) was gleeful with excitement and began to explore his own neck wiener, grabbing and tugging at his new neck appendage
>Hugo spoke up "now Jaron, there is also a port on your forehead for that robot wiener. I think in time you'll figure out what that's for"
>Jaron wasn't sure but became more excited trying to figure it out
>meanwhile alita: battle angel was battling the big robot wiener with the back of her throat as she realized she had a gift.
>she stood up, kiss Jaron (formerly jazz) on the lips the moved over to his neck, working the neck wiener with her mouth
>"alrighty you too, I'll let you get to it". Hugo said with a chuckle and abruptly left to the sounds of alita sucking his greatest creations neck wiener
Asher Brooks
Idk about you but jazz alita is perfect head canon
Thomas Moore
Why are you spamming the board? One thread is enough for you incels. A thread died for this.
Joshua Richardson
have sex
Kevin White
Report this garbage.
Angel Bell
>all this jazz posting
Adrian Watson
Just because it's not your fantasy doesn't mean it can't be my alita fantasy, I thought this place was about sharing comfy stories?
Aaron Gutierrez
Of course this thread is stopping another quality discussion about "the Jewish influence on media" how could I forget
Anthony Howard
So I only just noticed that you see the URM ship crashing in the background during the flashback with the defense ring after like my fifth viewing.
Jace Reed
Post it in a pastebin like the other writers user
Jaxson Phillips
I dreamed today that I saw a 3 hour extended edition of Alita, it had more character building and more action-fight scenes, can't really remember any detail besides there was one infiltration MGS style takedown of some criminals after Alita became a Hunter-warrior and had the Berserker body, before getting into Motorball.
>mfw I woke up and it wasn't real
Grayson Martinez
If you're going to post your fanfiction put it in a pastebin and don't spam the thread with it.
John Lewis
Stories go in pastebins friend if you're being genuine. It keeps things neat and tidy.
Evan Myers
Yes please fren
As long as it ends with reassurance that I (the reader) will always love her no matter what
Isaac Cook
Your dream heralds the coming of it being real user don't worry
John Sanders
Jerome mindfucked himself so hard he started writing Alita fanfic tranny stories.
Dylan Cook
I dreamt we hit 1bn like a month ago, dreams are for making true by your own hands, they don't realize themselves.
Thomas Harris
Austin White
Based and Alitapilled truly
Carson Rodriguez
My bad dudes
Carson Anderson
Yoko... had a hard life.
Grayson Jones
And this gives him power over us?
Oliver Miller
Justin Reed
I thought it was at least clever
Owen Walker
>SHE'S ENTERING THE THIRD DIMENSION
WE'RE FUCKED
Xavier Ramirez
Fin.
Cooper Edwards
Remember Little Angel: boys only want one thing.
Bentley Long
> kissu
Daniel Gomez
I just want my heals
Aaron Sanders
>threads are constantly kept alive by autistic fanfictions, name-fags and ERP
What the fuck is wrong with you all? Where did you come from?
Jose Jenkins
Hudson Thomas
We've made the biggest mistake of our lives.
She's growing more powerful than we could possibly imagine.
Kevin Hill
Jose Ward
>boys only want one thing
>and it's disgusting
Matthew Jones
Post rare rosa's
Ryder Green
we've always been here, you just never realised it
Josiah Cooper
> I love you user
Julian Campbell
Joseph Hill
>13 unique posters
>45 replies
so when is this reddit chatroom going to fuck off?
Hudson Torres
When we get sequels.
Austin Hall
That's what avatar said too
Jayden Roberts
and avatar got sequels
Joshua Brooks
Based
Justin Lee
>3.5 posts per person
Pfft
Heehehe
AHHAHHAAHAHAAHA
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAHAHA
OHONONNONONONO
LOOK AT THESE DUUUDES
LOOK AT THE REPLY TO POSTER RATIO
AHAAHAHAAHA
Who the fuck sticks around in a thread after their first reply? Who the fuck replies to the same thread TWICE? And then... AND THEN DOES IT AGAIN
OHONONONNO
Caleb Cook
11 years later, you think Yea Forums will be here in 2030?
Nolan Sullivan
> Saturday
Leo Baker
Good sir, I stick around! That's who! Allow me to introduce myself, they call me the Jazz Man. I make the most comfy and delicious fan fiction around about Alita and her relations with Jazz (formerly Jaron). She loves to suck his neck wiener that her daddy put on him! Good fun, and clean. So that's why I stick around buddy, be a friend and do so too!
Carson Hill
Don't know what are you talking about, we are in 4channel.org
Jayden Butler
>morning, user
>*yawn*
>what are you doing today?
Dominic Campbell
what is Yea Forums?
Nolan Young
You
Daniel Gomez
Xavier Brooks
3.9 now
what's the threshold to get you to leave?
Lincoln Rogers
Cameron Nguyen
Asher Lewis
good morning friends ready for Saturday comfyposting
Ryan Mitchell
CANTSTOP
Carson Edwards
YOU'RE TOO CLOSE ALITA
Cameron King
you to have sex
Grayson Myers
Commence comfort
Camden Wood
SHESJUSTASOLDIER
Bentley Sanders
>A-user am i old enough to do that?
Thomas Nelson
>corndog?
Jack Miller
You’re 300 years old
Elijah Bennett
not yet Alita
Grayson Gomez
I was going to wait until Monday to see /ourgirl/ again but seeing some of these overnight posts I might go today so I can be healed AND cleansed...
Brayden Wright
That sounds like an excellent plan user
Jason Barnes
David Stewart
Smug Alita is best Alita!
Eli Reed
AHHHH i can't wait for the HQ bar fight
Jayden Mitchell
Bar scene smug Alita was pure kino
Joseph Fisher
Christian Edwards
not sure about this one senpai
Sebastian Lewis
faceapp has a bimbofication feature now?
Wyatt Hall
Bentley Ross
This meme is indecipherable, as is its evolution. It's actually scary watching it change.
My guess was that someone is trying to gradually poison our perception of /ourgirl/ by causing us to associate her with the people who attack her. But adding the Venice background, I don't know...
Jayden Harris
She just looks cute, man. Doesn't look like an sjw at all. They've got piercings, rainbow colored hair and weird hairstyles.
Charles Cooper
Matrix watcher here again. Just before I go to bed I wanted to leave my thoughts on the role of the hero in both films. It seems like much of the time, both Neo and Alita aren't so much in personal danger. While there are moments where they do suffer deaths in a form, it feels like the greatest struggle they go through is protecting the friends and loved ones that they care about. The cruelty and harsh nature of the world around them isn't shown by them personally suffering, but rather by them being unable to save the people they care about. Just because the world isn't immediately falling apart around them doesn't mean that the inherently unfair nature of it doesn't shine through like this. It can make any world feel dystopic when the structural forces against you are overwhelming.
Joshua Diaz
Levi Wright
The fuck?
Liam Torres
She looks cute but original Alita can’t be beat
Nathaniel Ortiz
The venice background starts to redeem it. feels like it's part of an alternate timeline now
Jaxson Davis
I actually admire your dedication user. Fresh OC keeps the thread going even if people don't agree with it
Xavier Reed
She looks like she's trying to emulate Ido.
Liam Hughes
HNNNNNHHHHGGG
Connor Martin
I think I noticed that in my first viewing, but I didn’t notice that Zalem was being bombarded until the second.
By the way, the claimed Rosa cameo - is she standing behind McTeague when the dog jumps out of his lap?
Mason Richardson
Michael Fisher
She knows.
And she was ready to pay.
But not so.
Both in the film and in the manga, Alita is ready to give you everything, even life.
But she has to give much more each time.
Luis Hall
megane a shit
Charles Price
>that dirt ground
>that harsh washed-out yellow lighting
>crowd of people in the background
Why's Alita at Geonosis, guys?
Cameron Howard
>That guy who prefers fillet-o-fish at McDonalds
Ian Gray
The one crashing into the city?
Ayden Nelson
Daniel Sanders
Oh lawd, this is weird
Brandon Stewart
gamers, rise up
Jose Phillips
Well if Nova is Batman, then I guess it works.
Josiah Hughes
Ugh, Yea Forums out there is such a shitshow again.
Back to comfy Alita posting.
Christopher Jenkins
It’s all part of that golden android’s cunning plan to aquire human skin.
Nathan Green
What's happening this time?
Joshua Brooks
>Why's Alita at Geonosis, guys?
>why is there a combat cyborg at the planet where they build battle droids
beats me
Christian Bailey
Roger Roger
Carson Sullivan
What did Kishiro mean by this?
Colton Gutierrez
Anyone get the Dark Phoenix trailer yet? I did and it looks great visually and interesting, but not sure if I'm sold on seeing it.
Xavier Fisher
Andrew Williams
>it looks great visually and interesting
funny joke user
Leo Lee
Being like R.R Martin tending his "garden" and not expecting his shit to go mainstream.
Angel Cruz
Where to download all three main series of manga in high quality?
Ayden Gonzalez
>Can I get comf to?
Sebastian Green
jajatom.moo.jp
>Character: Twisted mind
Robert Cook
>doing it to rosa too
Christopher Wright
Who's that getting stabbed?
Sebastian Cook
Now that is NOT a good look.
Justin Hill
AnimeBytes
Asher Ramirez
Shazaam´s turn to get the Alita treatment, lots of race baiting because of the Joker trailer and some weirdo keeps posting the ugliest balloon bazoingas.
Jannies are at least cracking down hard on that.
Julian Campbell
cute
David Rodriguez
Shock fodder.
Matthew Lewis
>The woman in my memory called me Nein tea Nein.
Alexander Martin
Did they close the registration?
Zachary Morgan
Dude, she already did that to herself.
youtube.com
(10min mark)
SO not her look, IMO.
Luke Nelson
>Yukito is a frogposter
also
>guy next to him hates fresh tomatoes
Easton Jones
Alita is the princess of dubs
Noah Evans
Sure you do little buddy
Wyatt Bell
Well compared to a certain other super hero that we're supposed to like, not that it's much of a standard.
Luis Bennett
>You are Ahun Terworia
This got me so confused, wasn't he called Ido?
Landon King
Levi White
Pretty sure it's been invite only for years.
Your best bet is to get them off Nyaa although those are smaller repackages with reduced resolution.
Here
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Thomas Cook
Fanks fren.
Isaac King
I think blonde Rosa is cute.
Camden James
I'm surprised at how much I have in common with Kishiro.
Wyatt Jones
Yeah the thread is getting pretty blessed again.
Do reserve this on for the actual Alita blessing though.
Camden Barnes
idk why but I love these
Alexander Kelly
Thank you so much.
Xavier Smith
I think they're at least fun new content
Justin Russell
I can´t stand them.
Bottle blondes ALWAYS look so fake and cheap, compared to the natural blonds and even their own hair colors.
Joshua Gray
Blonde Alita looks like the DirecTV marionette wife
Liam Thompson
True.
If it´s a troll again, this time he´s actually providing real content.
Colton Bell
Daniel Reyes
Not the same poster, but although I prefer natural hair color, it’s funny to imagine Alita coloring her hair. But why does she have dark roots? The hair even grows?
Adam Robinson
I assume that the hair grows? Although maybe it's transplanted since she doesn't have full skin over her head until after Ido puts her in the doll body. It wouldn't surprise me if he had misc things like hair lying around as part of his surgery.
Thomas Bennett
In the Manga her hair is literally a wig Ido picked out for her.
Hunter Sanders
Yukito looks really humble and pleasant, I hope that's how he really is
Eli Morris
Fixed the creepy big eyes
Austin Lopez
Because dark roots make her more real
Adrian Nelson
>WHY IS IT SO SOUR user!
William Sanders
Thanks Steve Buscemi
Jeremiah Cook
>What have I told you, your lactose intolerant Alita,
>No milk for you.
Nolan Turner
Christopher Sanders
This actually made me laugh more than I was expecting fuck you
Eli White
>Hey Doc, I'll go and get her some lactose free milk from the store.
Christian Martin
David Peterson
user I hope you never stop with this it's hilarious
challenge: do vector
Luis Gray
>good thinking K
>I'm popping out aswell
>so don't leave her by herself for too long now.
Levi Smith
Austin Morris
BAA, BAA:LO and BAA: Gaiden are on nyaa.si and baka.bt, but not Mars Chronicle.
Luis Sullivan
some redditor watched Alita 67 times, hope he gets to 99 soon!
reddit.com
Nathaniel Sanders
The absalute madman...
Asher Brown
Asher Butler
Ian Campbell
>You can count on me sir.
>But before you leave would you mind looking up and to the left for me?
Brody Clark
And back again, it's the mighty Gangsta, with that incredible racing machine, the Vulpter 327! And hoping for a big win today, Claymore, with his record-setting pit droid team. And the late entry, young Alita, a local girl. I see the flags are moving out onto the track.
Charles Powell
I saw it twice. Definitely gonna buy the jew ray when it comes out and watch it at least once a day
Leo Thomas
>Dislike: trend, a person who does things by halves.
Oh, the irony.
Robert Morales
Jérôme on Twitter has over a hundred watchings in Germany.
Justin Nelson
>tfw when you have that same Imax poster but never got to see the film in Imax
Samuel Moore
the bluray might be in IMAX
Camden Turner
this site is pretty nice
jajatom.moo.jp
Jaxon Perez
japanese websites are so fucking badly designed
Eli Garcia
it just look like a 90s internet site
jajatom.moo.jp
>frames
Leo Johnson
Colton Bennett
Everything I´ve seen of him points to that.
He seems even shyer than Japanese averagely act towards westerners.
Rosa´s story of when she hugged him at their first meeting on set was adorable AF.
Logan Brown
I was there was more content on it.
No shit, it was made in 99.
Jaxon Hughes
Take a look at Japan's Yahoo. It's like looking at the contents of a time capsule.
yahoo.co.jp
Connor King
Juan Young
I think nobody in Japan is actually using websites, as they´re geared more towards desktop pc.
The cell-phones over there are basically ALWAYS a generation or two ahead of what we get.
Landon King
it's a goldmine
>It is true, I made an agreement about film adaptation of "GUNNM" with the movie director James Cameron. I can't tell you in detail I have the confidentiality agreement. It is yet to be determined by him when start making it and released on. An official announcement will be made after a decision of starting time. Often they will give up movie projects or make it for more than a decade, you could guess that the GUNNM movie will get put together as well as I could. Please pray for quick and complete making the amazing movie, and warmly watch and wait in the long term.
>(Yukito Kishiro)
i remember reading this for the first time and thinking he was making up shit
Nathan Thompson
How long until Kishiro gives in and starts putting pugs into manga?
Julian Foster
..hmmm.
Adam Campbell
saved
Ian Hill
I think it has something to do with their very strict separation between the personal and the professional. Salary(wo)men might have a computer on their desk at work, but they're never going to use it for non-company use. And they're quite willing to post about their hobbies or weird fetishes online, as long as they do so under an alias - which is why Facebook had slow going in Japan, comparatively.
Kevin Sanchez
why do white women and niggers hate this movie so much?
Oliver Perez
Do you have a link?
Justin Gray
Leo Hernandez
Imagine thinking this is not Jerome trying to turn /ourgirl/ into some basic thot
Jack Johnson
If that's what a basic thot looks like, then I want a basic thot gf.
Joseph Bell
David Gonzalez
/alita/, would you like to help decide the next Yea Forums soccer team? vote below!
Austin Johnson
>no alita
FUCK YOU
Mason Cruz
I´m curious now, somebody post his address plox?
Luke Gutierrez
David Bennett
It´s one of the official behind the scenes, you can easily find on the Utub.
Hudson Parker
Fresh comf OC
Kayden Green
Well done, user I like
Gabriel Ramirez
>just woke up
>somehow not really hungover
settling in now
Hunter Evans
what the hell is going on in that tent?
Juan Collins
Alita is NOT a thot. Alita is /ourgirl/!
Cooper Robinson
Daniel Foster
>that little mouth twitch as Zapan is being a showboating creep
these fucking details man bluray can't come soon enough
Christian Martin
Nice work, compliments to your crew.
Caleb Davis
>Why they keep changing my hair color user?
>It creeps me out
Luis Ramirez
Cute
Easton Garcia
these need to end already user. Pack it up.
Matthew Hernandez
Mason Taylor
gummies and chocolate
Eli Jenkins
that shit makes me sick in the stomach
Caleb Gray
bitch broke their nose I guess
Wyatt James
>Ido is not going to like this
Isaiah Rodriguez
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hudson Wood
respect to a real hard dick warrior. I wish I could be on that level.
Luke Wood
I think they only tried candies, no chocolate, so not a retcon. Then again, I doubt anyone was even aware Mars Chronicle was a thing in 2014 and I think Robert's script was already written at that time.
Eli Lopez
lol
Owen Robinson
Alita watch out!
Oh god she can't hear us she's too comfy!
James Mitchell
Why IS she tied up?
Landon Lee
>just realized I haven't touched a video game in two weeks
I don't think that's happened for at least 15 years what the hell
Eli Jones
She's been a bad girl.
Aaron Moore
We need to send someone to protecc her!
Dylan Sullivan
Lincoln Parker
yeah haha why would you ever do that
Camden Perez
>rosa fixes yukito's tie
CUTE
Ayden Rodriguez
congrats? I can't even remember the last time I played anything. Video games almost never hold my interest anymore unless I start a replay of KOTOR or Mass Effect basically.
Grayson Flores
>still shilling for a flopped movie that will never get a sequel
maybe if mr cameron had invested all the money he gave to shills into actual marketing the movie would have worked
Angel Peterson
blonde isn't my favorite but it looks fine imo.
Carson Hill
Josiah Davis
No she just needs her sword!
Where is it??
Cooper Wright
>that will never get a sequel
Please pray for quick and complete making the amazing movie
Brody Phillips
Does animebytes have volume 3-5 of Mars Chronicle? Can someone upload them to nyaa or some file sharer site?
Camden Thomas
GOOD MORNING /ALITA/
THIS IS THREAD #325
THIS IS THREAD #325
THIS IS THREAD #325
THIS IS THREAD #325
THIS IS THREAD #325
Jaxon Johnson
I'm really enjoying that we have counted threads now. It was kind of fun trying to guess when we were unsure and needed Archivist-user but thread man is going good.
Justin Foster
you still have to eat that Blu-ray
Gavin Brown
It has volumes 1-4. I might upload them later, I'm phoneposting right now,
Wyatt Rogers
There it is, near the plant!
Thomas Cox
>I just woke up, I wonder what the Alitans are up too this Saturday morni...
William Rivera
Thanks Thread Man
Ayden Kelly
I'll cover you, go grab it!
Oliver James
Thread Man rocks.
Easton Russell
he's crazy, he's unhinged, he can't afford therapy and he has one job: COUNT THE THREADS
Matthew Perry
Yeah Yea Forums is a cesspool today, we have some spillover.
Joseph Walker
Adrian Fisher
is posting links illegal? just try warez-bb. i may have dl'ed it from there
Oliver Diaz
Yeah,it´s a safe bet.
When I post streaming links, I usually delete them myself after 2-3 minutes to not piss of the jannies.
Cameron Cox
David Ward
>happyK.jpg
Owen Campbell
seeing these comfyforts is making sift through google for other ones to use now. Seeing these just gets me in the right cozy vibe like there's a big storm outside, heavy rain and getting buried in a blanket.
Easton Perez
Owen Campbell
We did it!
Colton Perez
Got something comfy on your mind?
blessed digits
David Ramirez
nothing specific, I just want to try and pump out more comfyposts. Trying to find something with a tv screen in a fort so I could add in whatever movie we might be talking about.
Logan Lopez
Noah Perry
THREAD MAN LOVES ALITA
Evan Walker
Been doin the same myself actually. Keep on, fren.
Daniel Edwards
>dude we never spam, we just discuss the movie!
Liars.
Jaxson Ross
LISTEN UP YOU URINALS
I HAVE MORE FUCKIN OC
YOU RATE IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR DIE
OPEN YOUR WHORE MOUTHS FOR THIS OC
RATE IT GODDAMN IT RATE IT NOW
Blake Cox
Love you too, fren
Nathaniel Lee
haha you're mad
Nathaniel Torres
All is as it should be.
Maximum comfort: achieved.
Brody Miller
WELL LOOK AT THIS YOU LITTLE BITCHES
I HAVE MORE OC
I LIVE FOR O FUCKING C
RATE THIS TOO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
John Garcia
DELETE
THAT
FUCKING
SHIT
/10
Ethan Carter
Learn2draw/10
Jaxon Walker
OH SHIT I LOOKED IN MY GARBAGE CAN AND I FOUND MORE OC
SO I'M GONNA POST IT HERE YOU FUCKING SLUTS
HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS OC? HUH?
RATE IT YOU FAILURES
RATE THIS FUCKING OC AND THEN DIE
Ayden Price
this work is bad and upsetting but you live your life, user.
Xavier Harris
ALITA I LOVE YOU
ALLLLIIIIITAAAAA I LOOVEEEE YOUUUUUU
YOU MY FAIFU, BUT IM INCEL AND VIRGIN, SORRRY ME FOR THAT
I CANT PROTECT YOU, BUT I LOVEEEE YOUUUUUUU
YOUUUUU MYYYYY WAIIIIFFUUUUUUUUUU
Levi Taylor
THE OC NEVER FUCKING STOPS
REALIZE THAT YOU DRAINPIPES
BEND THE FUCK OVER AND SPREAD YOUR FAT CHEEKS FOR MY MASSIVE OC
WITHOUT OC THERE IS NOTHING YOU FAGGOTS
SO RATE IT
RATE THE FUCKING OC
Cameron Clark
Isaac Brooks
>I got something user! This is gonna be so fun!
Owen Lewis
ITS A FUCKING PRIDE PARADE OF OC TODAY
I DON'T HAVE A JOB I JUST MAKE OC
ALL YOU WANT IS OC SO HERE IT IS YOU TALKING SCROTUMS
TAKE MY OC IN YOUR FAGGOT MOUTHS
Jaxon Gonzalez
>oh God this was such a mistake...
Matthew Morris
LETS GOO DUDEE
Henry Powell
MORE OC FOR YOU FAGGOTS
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
DO YOU LOVE OC LIKE I DO
I WAKE UP
OC
I SLEEP
OC
EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
O FUCKING C
Thomas Wilson
Hey, Bottle Angel, are you ok?
Asher Johnson
>alcohol: 21%
she's such a lightweight, I wonder how she'd do downing one of these
Wyatt Cooper
Mmm, imagine how cool would be Lesbian porn With Alita and Rosa ...
Jordan Gutierrez
>image limit reached
Haha
Josiah Wright
You haven't seen the face of evil until you wake up after getting drunk on Gambina. Absinthe is child's play compared to that.
Caleb Hill
kinda want to try these now. The only alcohol guaranteed to obliterate me is tequila and I will never drink it again.
Elijah Carter
what's so special about Gambina?
Gabriel Lopez
Shut up you liqueur drinking faggot. 21% is 21%. That's what moms drink, pussy.
Thomas Perez
>dude... Tequila!
>things that people who don't actually drink say
Stop larping
Jonathan Taylor
whatever man tequila is fucking gross and I don't really give a shit what you think
Gavin Butler
It's what you drink when you hit rock bottom. Tastes like ass, cheap as fuck, and it's just strong enough to get you completely off your rocker.
Noah Evans
dude take your pills
Nicholas Mitchell
>Alita/Rosa
But user, Alita is only for Erika
Adam Thomas
He drank a bottle of it that his alcoholic grandfather left out when he was 17 years old and he still thinks about it to this day. That's it. It's just a liqueur for old people.
Adam Sullivan
My mom's not a pussy, she drinks straight vodka.
Bentley Powell
Don't give him (You)s. Every spastic, negative, obviously spammy comment is just another Jerome shitting up the thread..
Wyatt Rodriguez
>we ran out of real discussion about this anime movie three days after its release so now we're talking about booze
High quality stuff, lads!
Anthony Hall
somebody better have some bread in the oven while we get to 310
Ian Gonzalez
can someone pls photoshop this pic so instead of a taco it's a dick
Jaxon King
we can talk about whatever we want lol
Blake James
>had a dream featuring writefag, voiceanon, peaches, and cutout
I guess I shouldn't hang around here so much
Brody Wilson
No.
Daniel Hughes
You literally can't. This is for Alita discussion only. Check the rules, fucko.
Colton Young
what was the dream about?
Nathan Miller
>you.png
James Russell
woah this user knows his stuff! Thanks for the tip stranger!!
Logan Roberts
>angryido.jpg
>You will not drink anymore young lady
>Back to your room
Gavin Williams
That's a no from me dawg
Lucas Martinez
How did they look in your dream? Did they actually appear?
Have we seen Voiceanon recently?
Ethan Young
VA and writefag were chatting and laughing, and Peaches was complaining all his tupperware melted into the metal breadpan he was baking with. Cutout was comisserating and explaining how to properly bake.
Chase Cox
I know it's gay to dream about namefags but that's kinda comfy sounding honestlu
Blake Evans
Voiceanon looked like she did in the meetup pic, with a cute face.
Writefag was a little nerdy looking but not bad.
Peaches was pretty average white guy.
Cutout was too
I know it is buddy
It was honestly. There were Alitamemes all around too, but nothing new.
Connor Ramirez
See this is the kind of RAW AUTISM that keeps me coming back
Not even pony fags dream about each other lmfao holy fuck kids, get a grip
Lincoln Robinson
If Jerome didn't shitpost and derail our threads every goddamn thread, we'd have a lot more room for discussion and quality OC. This is their modus operandi:
>when a thread is going well, good discussion, lots of OC, everyone's happy
PFFFF!! !!111!! LOOK AT ALL YOU CHINESE PEDO SHILLS TALKING ABOUT A FLOP OF A MOVIE! YOU'RE ALL NEETS WITH NO LIVES. WHY DOES THIS DESERVE A GENERAL? CAN YOU PLEASE PUT AN END TO THSE FUCKING THREADS?
*seeing there's not enough shitposting, Jeromes begin to troll and shitpost and bring us off-topic*
PFFFFFFF!!!11111 WHAT AMAZING CONTENT! LOOK AT ALL THIS EXCELLENT DISCUSSION. JK, YOU ALL A SHIT. YOU DON'T DISCUSS ANYTHING AND YOUR MEMES ARE SHIT AND YOU HAVE CRINGY STORIES ABOUT BEING OBSESSED WITH WAIFU. WHEN WILL JANNIES DELETE THESE THREADS, EVEN THOUGH I WAS CRYING OUT FOR MODS FOR THE LONGEST TIME BEFORE BEING CORRECT,ED AND I HAVE BEEN BANNED AND WARNED SEVERAL TIMES WHILE THESE THREADS HAVE NEVER BEEN DELETED ONCE, AND I CLAIM ALL OF YOU HAVE NO LIVES WHILE I, AT THE SAME TIME, PROCLAIM MY PRIDE IN BEING A TROLL AND ADMIT I WILL BE HERE EVERYDAY ALL THE TIME!!!111
Bentley Ortiz
Like I control what I dream about
Justin Johnson
the guys at /mlp/ have much more concentrated autism. We're not creating alternate universes or willing into existence tulpas so I think we're all right.
Kevin Thomas
This sperg just got REVVED
And guess what you fucking loser retard, I didn't start the discussion about booze you blind fucking idiot. You autismos started that shit on your own.
Jack Reyes
I'm kind of curious as to what we all look like here, even the haters
Oliver Allen
>ignore every other fucking thing I say
>cherry pick one thing
Never change, Jerome.
Isaiah Russell
Come to the sequel meetup, user
Wyatt Stewart
You do in that you spend all fucking day here so your brain has nothing else to work with.
Maybe if you left your shit stained bedroom and talked to girls, had fun made friends, you'd have normal dreams and not dreams about Yea Forums THREADS
Juan Ward
I hope there's a meetup for South East anons then
Tyler Hughes
I picture regular Alitans as that one meme with the proud Chad Aryans holding up an amazing flag whereas Jeromes and haters are the hafling mongrel covered in flies and shit waving a shitty rinky-dink flag.
Noah Reed
>expecting me to read and reflect on that spastic fit of a post
yeah, nah
Jace Gonzalez
I spent yesterday at a friend's house pretty much all day, user
>Shitstained bedroom
Jerome are you implying that you shit on the walls of your bedroom
You could always organize one
Michael Harris
maybe one day we'll collectively sack up and have a 'show your damn face' thread. /fa/ does it, why can't we? Also were is that bread at
Ian Gray
Someone bake!
Thomas Cruz
Thats an idea.
Faces of /alita/
Mason Taylor
>I spent yesterday at a friend's house pretty much all day, user
Lmao how old are you? Did mommy drop you off or did you take the bus?
Easton Garcia
lol, I literally copied your CAPS LOCK style of posting. You're looking in a mirror, Jerome, and you apparently don't like what you aee.
Blake Powell
why you mad?
Ryder Hughes
If I ever win the lottery I'm renting a big-ass cabin and flying all of you faggots there to spend a weekend together.
Aaron Sullivan
I'm mad because Jeromes shitpost and derail our thread every goddamn thread. Didn't you read the first sentence?
Luke Wood
>dude I masterfully satirized that part where you used caps lock
>except I typed out a massive paragraph of spastic REEEEEing
Damage control.
Jace Hughes
22
Drove there, chilled, drove back. Nothing wrong with spending the day at a friend's
Isaiah Butler
i find him retardly funny.
the thread derails by itself without his help anyway
Parker Long
Voiceanon gonna get raped
Thomas Clark
That's not true. 90% of the time it's trolls.
Thomas James
Fucking this
Eli Myers
BAKEEEEEER
Adam Davis
This, I just came in here after waking up and you guys aren't discussing the movie at all. I don't know why I always have to be the one to start it. And I said you guys need to stop replying to baiters. Just report and move on.
Liam Jackson
SOMEONE FUCKING BAKE JESUS
Jayden Reyes
I'm gonna jack parts from all of you.
Ayden Campbell
Last night you faggots were using the thread to talk about Warhammer. Today it's booze.
I have nothing to do with the derailment. You fuckers compulsively drift off topic under the guise of discussing this anime garbage movie.
Lucas Morris
How about you take some initiative and you do it?
Brayden Adams
Right? I regularly post here but it seems the regular anons are treating this like a standard chat room and not a discussion about the movie. These last couple threads have kind of sucked outside a handful of OC's.
Kayden Hernandez
HOT FRESH BREAD
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Ryan Brown
New thrad in the oven
Jordan Davis
>weebs taking initiative
If that were a thing these losers would have jobs and gfs and we all know that ain't even close to being the case.
Jack Gray
Just do not answer Jerome.
Is it so hard?