ITT: movies with a ridiculous premise

ITT: movies with a ridiculous premise

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Hey man, I couldn't do it.

This movie could be called fortnight and still have the same title hhahahananab

If the title of the movie is changed to fortnite, it has a different title now, user.

Please call home

Spider-Man I guess. Why would a radioactive spider give you spider powers ?

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE????

I know the joke here is "haha, the movies treats not having sex for 40 days as something hard to do but we never have sex haha aren´t we pathetic?", but you need to remember he was also fobbiden for masturbating.

Geez I thought 4 days was too long haha what a maniac

40 days is easy for that as well. I go 2, 3 weeks without fapping all the time. When you keep yourself busy, it's not hard.

I know this is a fun movie to meme over but I'm pretty sure the original movie rules included no fapping so that actually is pretty fucking difficult

How do you manage to sleep? I can go a couple days but more than that and I literally lie awake at night with hard ons unable to relax and sleep

>t. low test

It's called not being a mindless animal, which is controlled by his instincts

Why the fuck does Josh Hartnett look 14 on that poster anyway?

>mindless animal
So he also starves himself for no reason? Avoids water?

that's genre specific which gives it a justified internal logic

Superbad.

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movie ends with the male lead being raped and this makes him the bad guy in the eyes of the female lead

No, because you need that to survive.

Normal healthy men need to masturbate, user. You should probably go see a doctor to confirm that you have low testosterone.

I often see fat people with those same C-shaped legs Jonah has.
Not even obese people, just fat. There's no way thats good for the knees.

What is it?

It's the legs not being able to support that weight. The human body has trouble with the joints and backbone all the time, it's just that we evolved into walking straight too quickly and the body can't catch up yet. And that's with normal people, when you're 100% overweight it gets worse.

Oh fuck off. I work a full time job, study, and try to work out when I can and the longest I've been able to go is 4 days tops.

>the title makes it look like he has a boner
never saw it until now wtf

Because you're a normal guy. That other user has some test issues and thinks his problems are actually some feasts of self-control.

essential early 00s

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LOL how is ANYONE a VIRGIN at EIGHTEEN!!! LOOOOOOL

This

Is that a bulge?
Where is her thigh gap?
Could it be...

Knock knees

Its a great movie.

>congratulations senors!

I've seen this shitty argument so many times and only basement dwellers make it
Guess what, if you looked and acted like Josh Hartnett in that movie and could get pussy any time you wanted, 40 days without would be torture

same, more if I can't be alone.
just sleep on your dick, feels good
sex/fapping is not a need user

at some point having roasties throw themselves at me like cheap whores, I would start to find them repelling

just have sex lol. literally every man in your family lineage has gotten some puss. girls probably threw themselves at you in highschool but you were too autistic to notice. get tinder and fuck the first girl youre a match with

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>literally every man in your family lineage has gotten some puss
sometimes when laying in bed I think about that and the absurdity of it is kind of comforting
>girls probably threw themselves at you in highschool but you were too autistic to notice
for as long as I can remember, girls have called me hideous or some variation of that. I tried Tinder and I got matched twice and everytime it was to make fun of me/my pics.

Finally, an opportunity to post this

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Probably this. I had a girl over once, she asked me to help her with studying. She sat on my bed with her back towards me and asked if I could see her thong.
I said yeah it's showing and I played a videogame.

>girls probably threw themselves at you in highschool but you were too autistic to notice
Don't twist the knife, it hurts

Past the age of 13, ANY time a man and woman interact with each other, without being family, there is sexual tension. People really need to understand this, women will NEVER talk with you out of the blue unless they can fuck you or exploit you some way (money).

>I said yeah it's showing and I played a videogame
Based!

so what does that mean if I never talked to any woman outside of family and to buy stuff?

>a girl was begging me to go to her place for breakfast, didn't go
>a girl was rubbing on me in pool and touching me, never wrote back to her
>a girl was begging to go out with me and sending me lewd jokes and pictures, didn't go because I was stuck with a girl who was ignoring me
>a girl pushed me on the wall, didn't do anything
>a girl was begging me to open cam and meet me, didn't do it
>many more
So many mistakes, STOP

ikr ridiculous hahahahaha

Senors lol