By the late 80’s, Sixx was sleeping with - on average - around 75 women every day

Explain. I want to know if I should take a peek or forget about it.

It’s old ass gene having sex with some weird girl with the most unfortunate looking pair of massive plastic tits anyone has ever seen, combined with what alluded to: Gene is EXTREMELY bad and awkward at sex. The whole atmosphere of the room and light and such is already offputting, but Gene’s awkward pumping make it truly, truly disturbing.

This.

Sounds like everyone was miserable in that situation.
Why subject yourself to it?

Tyler also has a huge cock. Some guys have all the luck.

It's a shame that degenerates like him are lauded. He should be the biggest pariah in the world, and everyone should hate him.

Why did you post a pic of an accountant from the 80s?

>believing anything a jew says

nothin personel kid, but lmaoing at ur life

drugs bro

No incentive to give a good performance when you can get sex whenever you want. It's like Leo.

Same reason any hot girl who isn't a total psycho sucks in bed. They're waiting for Chad to slam them.

Bullied in hs much?

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He's american you fucking freak

At the most, and we're talking about people like Mick Jagger or Wilt Chamberlain, it'd be 3 or 4 women every day. Of course most days it'd be 1 or 2. 75 it's not even funny, you might as well say you were banging 300 women per minute

>fucking 75 women every day
That's like one of the stories high-school boys tell their mates.

>sex with 75 """""women"""""
it's far more likely he was fucked by 75 men in drag a day.

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>Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe had a bet over who could go the longest without showering and still score with groupies. The bet ended after a groupie vomited pasta on Sixx' shoes in the course of fellatio, which inspired the title of the Guns ‘N Roses album The Spaghetti Incident.

youtube.com/watch?v=0JIJWLgvREE&feature=youtu.be&t=121
based

Here's the thing, no doubt these guys had sex with an insane # of girls but the #'s shared are unrealistic. From a pure practicality standpoint unless he was 3 strokes and move on it just isn't possible from a time perspective.

It's like porn but in real life. You get bored with the vanilla stuff and you need to make it weirder and weirder to make it more interesting.

>24 hours in a day
>6 hours of sleep
>18 hours left to fuck
>18 hours is 1080 minutes
>1080 minutes divided by 75 women is 14 minutes and 40 seconds to a woman

it's usually dictators who get women systematically served to them who rack up the highest tallies

>The dictator had a rapacious sexual appetite, according to a former Castro insider. The New York Post reported that Castro had sex with at least two women a day; at lunch, dinner and sometimes at breakfast. His guards would prowl the beaches of Havana to recruit women.

Huh that's actually a ton of time.
I could do thrice the number going by your calculations.

I thought Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain held the title.

But that's assuming you got them lined up in front of your door ready to go. Also where do you find 75 women. After a concert? That just eats away 3-4 hours.

Yeah I know, the problem would be finding a girl that wants to fuck me, let alone 225, but that's not a problem for a rockstar in the 70s.
With drugs that allow him to start hard (or not) and sleep less the math adds it up. If we don't even require him to cum, just to put it in for a while it becomes even easier.

>6 hours of sleep
>when you're doing heroin
Yeah right.

what did he mean by this

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Nikki Sixx isn’t English you retard

What is exaggeration

Wew

>unrury gaijinn lock bandu bling much dishonor
>i must compensate wif karaoke an dlink

don't you not even really sleep though? from what i understand when you're deep it's kind of like just existing in a weird homeostasis where you don't really sleep, just kind of phasing in and out of reality

dude... they look like ladies

>"on average"
>clear exaggeration
its monkeys like you...

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>you will never be an ugly rocker in the 80s
why to live?

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Yes and please stop bullying me now.

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why did the 80s style die

Because it sucks old man.

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>admits to "warping the mind" of 6th graders (1988)

something tells me this interview might come back to haunt him

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These guys were so full of shit. Ever watch Behind the Music for a lot of these buttrock bands?

>Def Leppard: "OY M8 I HAD LOIK 50 GIRLS LOIK SUCKIN MUH DICK AT ONCE AND MUTHERS N DAUGHTERS FUCKIN' ME AND THEIR FATHERS ALL AT ONCE M8 THIS WUZ LOIK EVERY DAY YEAH?"

>thinking they give a fuck

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Who even cares? I'm 33 and I never heard Motley Crew on the radio in my life except on "classic rock" station ten years ago. Just the odd story about Tommy Lee and sex tapes.

>Mick, who wanted to stay home and watch Three Stooges reruns

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Junkies can go like 4 days without sleeping and then they'll doze off while eating and choke on their food and die

Dumb nigga they're American as shit

lmao im not believing shit from a jew who thinks THAT hair is okay.

Mick always looked like the dementia-riddled uncle that your mother made you spend time with.

give us a link bro

How about a handsome rocker? How much pussy do you think those guys slayed?

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>I’ve never heard of them and I don’t care so that means no one does except for the millions of fans they have
Just because you don’t leave the house and only about shit you see on Yea Forums doesn’t mean everyone else is the same.
You’re a fucking retard, I bet you listen to bullshit anime ost’s or something.

Nothing lasts forever

He was also the only member of the band that wasn't a piece of shit.

didn't he systematically try to take the band from the original memebers?

Mainly because they were fucking everything up. Nikki was a drug addict that cared more about heroin and pussy. Tommy was an alcoholic that kept getting in trouble. Vince was incredibly hard to work with and a fucking diva. Basically Mick didn't want the gravy train to end on account of 3 dudes acting like irresponsible shit heads. It's why he got sober by himself without any help. Dude just wanted to make music despite his illness. Guess he figured the band would be better off if they only person who gave a shit was in charge.

Yup. That story reads like some 1950s era propaganda.

Kurt Cobain killed it with his dirty hippy look

Checks out.

youtube.com/watch?v=UGlqUrdRQzA

It's glam. It's a mix of makeup and apocalyptic chaos.

A lot of LA bands were wearing flannel before grunge.

Were people having better sex than today? I haven’t had sex in 5 years

it's faggy shit

I was very socially active in my school days and I assure you that Motley Cru were never played anywhere. I had them mixed up with Twisted Sister for the longest time.
Same goes for Springsteen btw. Never heard his music in the 90s/00s.

Our generations are a bunch of fucking prudes when you compare us to older generations.

There's no privacy now. Mobile phones and social media literally changed everything. You can't be a teen and just live in the moment anymore, that shit while bite you in the ass.

That's why they dressed that way. So people like you would be pissed. It attracted attention, Do you think Marilyn Manson is gay too?

that was always the look in the pacific northwest, him becoming famous just made it a phenomenon.

>Do you think Marilyn Manson is gay too?
Yes

Marilyn Manson's a faggot

Fags that were banging women by the dozens.

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You would have to be an actual virgin with elementary school level understanding of sex to believe that. Fuck this board is depressing sometimes

Ric Flair claims over 10000 too I believe

Nobody actually believes it. The OP even points out his disbelief.

That sounds like me the day after when I'm hungover

ok incel cuck

big-ish soft voluminous hair on women continued to about 96 though tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=3bOxB41ZCbg
Why do girls still gravitate towards Motley Crue?

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You just summed up motely crue.

true

if some bitch gets gangbanged, some asshole will definitely pull out his phone and film

you guys understand that those were different times so groupies were too

My aunt was heavily into Motley Crue when that movie The Lost Boys came out. Her photos from then are awesome, hot white girls with big hair and denim and red Corvettes and smoking cigs under barn rafter parties. Paper thin horror and band tshirts from Record Bar. Later punk was fusing with hair metal into some type of mall slut alien bounty hunter aesthetic. I can't even believe America was ever that FUN and unjaded

Heroin killed the cocaine stars

>hurrr makeup and big hair gay! big gay fags!

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Pathetic degenerate cock rockers. Closet faggots, all of them.

Their ridiculous tales of excess are based on vast exaggeration and sheer falsehood. Motley Crue and Gene Simmons are the worst.

the orange kid shirt is such a faggot

these guys influenced a bunch of boys to start dressing like chicks. Cool stuff, bro.

>WHY DID ROCKSTARS GET SO MUCH PUSSY OMGGGG NO WAY FUCK THAT, THEY WERE GAY

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recently, didn't a european guy win some money and went on a sex vacation impregnating nothing but african girls? the number of girls was pretty high.

dressing in drag was weird, but it was theatre, and strictly for the show, bu girls loved it. i still don't understand it, but at any rate what they did has nothing to do with mentally ill traps.

youtube.com/watch?v=PRsWa9_9OVI

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I dont remember

And we both know hearts can change

Chaim Witz

A truly fucking grotesque individual, inside and out

It was a French man with jungle fever.

Those girls look less trashy than your average modern white american woman.

that's 20 mn per woman for 24 hours without any sleep or rest
sounds legit

>dude i'm a whoremongering drug addicted degenerate lmao
he won't be laughing when he's in hell

>bu girls loved it
girls are retarded

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shut the fuck up flat earther

Never done heroin but iv done almost everything else under the sun and genrally if you try and sleep and you dont just lay there completely awake this is what happens. You sorta have your eyes closed and shut your brain down and you can almost watch your brain start to fill the void

And that considering there's no rest in between

If it's still considered sex if the guy doesn't finish?

These dudes fuck thousands of groupies and live to tell the tale 30 years later. Eazy-E dies of AIDS within a decade.

Toppest of zoz.

well, ya know. Blacks and gays

gawker.com/5003214/how-gene-simmons-sex-tape-is-the-fairytale-romance-of-our-time

They didn't call him Easy for nothin. Wasn't he like 5'4 or some shit, too? Yeah. No way his asshole remained penetrated

damn what a legend

Based coloniser

>t. pop/hip hop faggot
imagine being this jealous of another man

Easy E was literally fucked by Magic “I take Johnson’s in my ass” Johnson

wouldnt this be beneficial for the continent? raises the average IQ if those kids don't die of starvation by age 3.
granted, not by much. you can't have a high IQ to begin with if you willingly want to do this, but still higher than 99% of africans

So what? I literally have sex with around 5 different women a day for the past few years. Ive had gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, genital warts and yellow fever but Im not that much of a faggot that I need to boast about it. Stay salty virgins

What about AIDS?

I never had sex but I can't imagine that would be fun. I mean, drug fueled orgies every other day... I imagine it'd get old pretty soon. At some point it'd just all blur together.

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>75 women a day
>heroin addict
i used to be an addict. when you're all fucked up on that shit you can still get hard, but cumming is almost impossible. i tried, lol. so yea i guess it's technically possible to fuck that many women a day, completely ignoring how it's possible to get that many women a day, but assuming it isn't bullshit, he probably didn't even cum more than once a day at a max.

are those women prostitutes or what
are they the same five women every time

>Stuff that didn't happen
His dick would be bruised and bleeding midway

He takes Johnson's what in his ass?

This. /pol/ talks about degeneracy all day but we're downright prudes compared to just 15 years ago.

Source: I'm 40

the degeneracy is more cerebral nowadays. Especially for whites

>that little Jew girl rocking out
Haha Jews man.

>Seeing through obvious bullshit is jealousy
Cope buttrocker.

Impossible BS

This

>Barely anyone above 6 feet
The absolute state of americans

Years ago I had social phobia problems and the doctor put me on some antidepressive drug(I wasn't depressed at all, just antsy in crowds, fucking asshole doctors) and it made it almost impossible for me to ejaculate, but it also made me a tiny bit more horny than usual. I'd end up having jerk off in a very specific way non-stop, for an HOUR or TWO at a time, some days I think I went for longer, because if I let up even for just five seconds it was back to square one. Either that or walk around with a boner that wouldn't quit all day. I finally made up some lie about them making me too dizzy, because I couldn't just tell them it was a boner problem. But I was mostly just scared that I'd meet a new girl and end up some freak who'd have to fake orgasms with her. I also ended up watching a lot of BDSM gangbang porn, which I wasn't into before or after. Weird, that.

I think I could definitely have gone through that many prostitutes at that time if I had the money, trying a new one regularly to see if it was better. I'm guessing heroin dick is similar, but more pleasant throughout.

Nah. Back then you dressed in drag because you didn't want to be part of society. Now you do it to be accepted by society.

>I'm guessing heroin dick is similar, but more pleasant throughout

the euphoria you get from dope kind of overpowers and numbs the sensations of your dick. that's why most heroin addicts don't even bother jerking off

Why don't you write a song about it?

But I've read stuff from heroin addicts saying they got high and fucked all day in a daze of euphoria. I assumed they still got pleasure from the fucking that took the high to the next level, even if the fucking sensation was lessened.

>Now you do it to be accepted by society
>Thinking what the media says represents society in 98% of the world

anti-depressants (SSRIs and SNRIs) are the first line treatment for anxiety disorders

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>rockstars lie and exaggerate a lot

What else is new?

Doesn't change what I said.
Back then:
>Fuck you, society!
Now:
>Pls no bully, you must all love me!

I know because I was in a glam band myself, back in the late 90s, early 2000s. Not once did we think about normalizing trannies, it was all just shock rock.

sounds like people making up stories to sound cool. kind of like the people who go on and on about sex on mdma. every time i have taken mdma my dick was a loose noodle and there was absolutely no way to get it hard. when you're high on dope you just want to nod in and out, fucking takes way too much effort, and the sensations you get from your dick even when you aren't nodding in and out do not take the high to the next level

i guess none of this applies to women though.

Maybe in their heads they did that. In reality they were nodding off in a corner somewhere.

>I know because I was in a glam band myself
haha you old fuck. fucking poser wannabe
> back in the late 90s, early 2000s
....huh

When you're a rockstar womens pleasure during fucking isn't a concern.

I didn't need to know that existed. Fuck you

>every kid has a based or at least acceptable opinion except for the two white boys

Why the fuck are white zoomer children such fucking faggots. I'm a white male and when I was a teen I fucking loved Motley Crue.

So it's incels behind all this killjoy anti hedonism posting.

KYS.

I'd say the only exaggeration is of the term "fucking". I don't doubt the number, but it was undoubtedly stick it in/pump twice/next.

I'm not "anti-hedonism", I think it's nice when people are enjoying themselves, that stuff just doesn't seem all that enjoyable to me is all

Yeah, they're prudes because they can't get any. Make you weakness into a virtue.

It was visual kei, not hair metal, but the concept was the same. I grew up with Crüe, Poison etc. in the 80s. And yeah I'm an old fuck.

>Why the fuck are white zoomer children such fucking faggots.
They gud bois.

>I imagine it'd get old pretty soon. At some point it'd just all blur together.

If you've ever read a rock biography, it does. That's why they go to further and further extremes.

Speaking only for myself, I'd go for quality over quantity. What's to brag about in nailing slut groupies that have fucked every act that came through the town?

>i guess none of this applies to women though.
Shit, maybe I've just read accounts from female druggies. Now that I think of it they didn't exaclt specify a gender.

every story you read about sex on mdma just assume it's either a guy that is totally full of shit or it's just a girl. it's like fucking impossible to get a hardon when you're high on mdma

And they all fucking suck at helping if all you've got is social phobia not directly derived from an anxiety disorder. I just got a social phobia from isolating myself too long when my life got shitty, I wasn't walking around anxious all day. All the antidepressant shit did was give me anxiety in my normal day when I was alone, to the point where I started jumping at shadows when walking my dog. It actually took away a sizeable amount of progress that I'd made before they decided it was a good idea to try them. But the docs just kept asking about suicidal thoughts and kept making me try antidepressants, until I finally told them I was done with that shit.

Sorry for the blogpost, I'm just still pissed about it all and a thread on Yea Forums about a musician's drug-fuelled orgies seems off-topic enough.

It's no joke women are easy when you're a rockstar. Being in a decent local band even makes women wet. Especially younger women. I've been there done that. But the numbers some of these former rockstars are throwing out there are absurd. Humanly impossible especially with all the free drugs and booze being passed around.

I went to a Vince Neil concert where he pretty much just played Motley Crue, and there was a surprising amount of young thots wearing barely anything mixed in with the boomer thots wearing barely anything. Girls can't resist the Crue.

>Girls can't resist the Crue
nah, it's just their retard dads and moms (mainly moms since I'm willing to bet the dads arent present) raised them on motley crue

Then 10 minutes per woman would leave 12 hours free. Assuming were not expected to believe he came each time I think he might have done it.

he should run for office just to fuck with the #MeToo'rs

more like they can't resist famous musicians

Are you Asian (Japanese)?

What band?

this. I've seen young hot chicks chat up Chino Moreno back in 2016. He's a fat mexican dude if you didnt know

When I was on prozac it had the same effect on me. Horny but almost impossible to ejaculate. It's a known side effect called Anorgasmia.

I had a wank on mdma once. Definitely felt better than usual but staying hard was a problem. By contrast had the best wank of my life on coke once.

>It was a French man
Of course it was

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Coming down off acid used to be my best wanks.

this seems pretty doable, just not every single day. they had obligations

who is the semen demen on the left?

Don't take this personally, I'm just trying to explain why they only gave you anti-depressants. First line treatment for social phobia/social anxiety and generalized anxiety disorders are SSRIs and SNRIs and the minimum time to determine efficacy is 6 months of continuous treatment, plus it sounds like your reaction to the medication flagged you for depression. Mental health is kind of an all or none situation in regards to treatment especially when there is a high degree of disconnect between how specific the guidelines are in medical practice versus how subjective the patient's situation is due to their perception of it and their ability to describe it. Not to mention the variable efficacy of SSRIs and SNRIs depending on the disorder being treated. In some situations these drugs are no more effective than getting the patient to physically exercise more and in other cases these drugs can be up to 90% effective at treating the disorder. Bottom line is psychology and psychiatry need to develop more in line with the biochemical standard of every other field of medicine and I'm sorry to hear that you feel like the doctors failed you.

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So like 12 women at once per session?

How quickly does one get addicted to cocaine? I mostly avoid drugs and lonely boozing since everyone in my family but me (and my mom, but she used to smoke a ton of weed all day) is an addict (all alcoholics, with many/most also doing harddrugs), with my late father being a cocaine addict too. I’m interested in trying cocaine once (I’ve had various positive drug experiences, with me taking these drugs once and only once), but am not sure what could happen due to my genetic disposition.

Also, while this might sound silly, is it possible I’ve built up drug tolerance through my parents? I’ve never managed to get stoned even though I’ve tried many times, and various pills didn’t work on me.

I'd believe that there are 10,000 thots that would do it for money/fame. I'd also bet that +85% of the 10,000 slept with both, if both stories were true.

Addiction is tricky because it is both psychological and physiological so it is highly variable from person to person regardless of what addictive substance we're talking about. Yes you can sort of inherit a higher tolerance to various substances from your parents, mostly things that are metabolized by your liver. When you say stoned I'm assuming you're talking about marijuana and in that case some people lack THC receptors and feel much weaker effects.

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its still happening
youre just a retarded stuck up boomer who cant enjoy the current zeitgeist of culture
that whole look was edgy and dangerous at the time, its been gentrified since and so its easy for you to digest and enjoy
the chances are you lived back then youd be complaining how retarded the current culture is and how america was so fun in the 60s
literally that kid born in the wrong generation from youtube comments

>completely ignoring how it's possible to get that many women a day,
They were rented escorts in that particular story.
It does remind me of a funny story that some glam band member was telling on the radio. He was up in some private penthouse, all expenses paid, at least 2 dozen $10K per night hookers, one of the girls yells out "Everyone's gettin fucked tonight!"
Bandmate asks him "how many girls did we bang that night?"
"Zero?"
"Zero."
At least those two dudes had too much social anxiety to score with paid hookers.

Ranking of rock music
70s > 60s >>>>>> 80s > the rest

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>I'm a white male
Cringe

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cocaine is a weird one. seems like only certain types of people get addicted to it, a lot of people with bipolar disorder love coke because it balances them out. i've done it plenty of times but it just never struck me as something i could ever get addicted to

this pics fuckin retarded. Psychedelic rock was more inspired by folk rock than soul. Heavy metal was inspired by psychedelic rock rather than just coming out of nowhere. Grunge was a mix of punk and metal. Thats a fuckin whack ass list for the genre that is simply "80s". Why is there a genre just listed as "?" with those people listed? That whole bottom branch is questionable why it's there.
Whoever made this couldn't have been older than 16 without have some sort of learning disability.

Anyone else watch The Dirt that came out last month? Directed by Jeff Tremaine, produced by the Crue and based off their book. Wasn't too bad for being a Netflix original.

have sex

Not even close to my level

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I was pleasantly surprised by it. Not the most profound music biopic but still fun and gave me a sense of what the early 80s hair metal scene was like in LA.

>Elvis Costello lead to grunge
Right...

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This account is what is known as bullshit.

I can't even fap that much in one day...how the fuck has he not died of some sexual induced condition?!

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All you fags can hate on Nikki Sixx all you want. At the end of the day I'm certain the guy pulled more pussy than all of you idiots combined and multiplied by ten.

t. Insecure virgin

dude should've died in a drug-fueled rampage and become a legend
that way he wouldn't have pissed on his legacy with sixx:a.m.

I once accidentally entered the backstage area at a Steve Aoki show... no exaggeration there were at least 100 young girls waiting for him. I would imagine it was even crazier in the 80s.

The thing about today is that cultural and stylistic identity doesn't even exist anymore so you can just be whatever you want. That's all people do nowadays is read about shit that's already happened on the internet and adopt a past style of their tastes. There is nothing that is new or unique to this generation and there hasn't been for about 15 years now or something.

>VU
>Psych

>Van Morrison
>Folk Rock

Did any of your sisters get pregnant?

but they had really hairy pusy!

Ever get blisters from working hard?

6 am is lame but the guy has ultimately earned the right to fuck around and make some money if he wants to.

these guy were legit ugly as hell

helicopter parenting

90s>60s>70s>80s>the rest

How do you cope? I’m at over a year without sex now and I’m already entering lonelyandhorny.jpg levels of frustration

>Fat boomer still trying to wear their hair like this and tan

it's not a good look, granpa

>Christina Applegate
>Chick from the Bangles
>Stevie Knicks
>some tard
>some hoop whore
>the wifeable (one with his arm around)

>90s rock is best
What the fuck?

Nah he got clean and was able to reconcile with his friends. Not a lot of people who know addicts can say that. Good for Nikki.

I last had sex January 2015
That's OVER FOUR YEARS AGO

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It was the peak of rock music, everything went downhill since then

>I'm a white male and when I was a teen I fucking loved Motley Crue.

No, boomer. You were the faggot all along

My first milf was from playing a cassette tape of Shout at the Devil in my old truck back when I was 18.

What people has to understand about Motley Crew is they were making a reputation of decadence and debauchery. By the time they got hide, they we're legendary and now it's modern day mythology. You'd be surprised what you can accrue, with a dozen epic stories and a publicity machine that plays it up big time.

The dudes probably weren't keeping an exact tally, but estimating their conquests. All this math is useless virgin geek bullshit. Of course you can't fuck a woman every 20 seconds, but these guys and their PR team were making the myths.

What the fuck did the 90s gave to rock? Nirvana?

90s was the last great rock decade. Don’t be retarded.

We're not talking about "the last great rock decade"

nah dude, ya see, the 90's didnt have poofy hair, and it wasnt sexy. Therefore, it sucked

You’re acting like it sucked. It didn’t. It was amazing for rock music. Suck a dick.

Poofy hair was something from the 80s, you faggot.

It wasn't amazing compared to the previous decades.

>75 women per day
That's not possible. A man's refractory period after ejaculation last's roughly 45 minutes. Unless Sixx didn't cum at all.

He actually is gay, he got molested by his grandpa

Radiohead
Smashing Pumpkins
Pearl Jam
Soundgarden
Alice in Chains
Weezer
NiN
Rage
Oasis
Blur
The Verve
Tool
Sublime
Pixies
Pavement
My Bloody Valentine
Pulp
Air
Supergrass

90s rock was kino as fuck

nah yo, they werent like, real rockstars bro. Short hair? loose fitting jeans? Ew.

wtf i love communism now

90s >>> 80s my dude. Just a fact.

Early 80's is superior to the 90's. But 90's > Late 80's for sure

those bands all suck except the pixies.
t. teenager in the 90's

>You need to leave the house to listen to the radio

I just want to say that Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Blur and 90s Aerosmith were all way better than any 80s cross-dressing faggots

>Ed Powers has fucked literally thousands of woman, most in the 18-22 range
>fucked literally every major pornstar from 87 to today

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You would have to now be in at least your early 40s to have even heard one of their songs organically, I never have. There are many bands at the same time whose music is still popular though because they were actually good.

>A man's refractory period after ejaculation last's roughly 45 minutes.
Not always. Sometimes you can go again after 5 minutes.

90s gave us real metal as opposed to these tranny faggots. Sleep, Electric Wizard, Pantera, Type O Negative, White Zombie. Hell, even Nu-metal is less embarrassing to listen to than saying "Yeah, I'm a fan of the Crue."

Yeah man that publicity shot with the paid models standing next to a faggot in high heels has totally convinced me that you're not repressing homosexual desires

He's been in a relationship with Shannon Tweed since 1983. I think the jew is lying.

It'd be pretty fun to have more money and cocaine than you know what to do with

white zombie is embarrassing shit. Pantera is garbage. Motley Crue is embarrassing garbage shit

Nikki Sixx is a colossal faggot, much like everyone else involved in glam and hair metal. He even fucked based Bruce's wife.

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What the fuck? I can cum again within 30 seconds - 1 minute if I really want to.

I've got a great mental image of Steve Albini reading this thread and getting so mad he writes a scathing zine about it

The 90s was the end of hard rock and its subgenre. Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson are too far down the industrial path and is missing the attitude.

The band with Wieland and Slash was the last gasp of any Thun close. Motley Crue were usurped by GnR, who was then usurped by Nirvana. And halfway through their run GnR was already in their orchestral overproduced phase.

>He even fucked based Bruce's wife.
That's what he says at least.

Does that wrap around to being totally desensitized to the weird stuff and finding innocent cute cuddles and kissing to be the most arousing?

>The 90s was the end of hard rock and its subgenre
wrong
>Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson
2 faggy bands. You obviously like garbage

The Dirt (book) is absolute kino, sad that The Dirt (movie) is so bad.

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>nnocent cute cuddles and kissing to be the most arousing
based

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You obviously didn't read what I wrote so fuck off.

He wrote tattooed millionaire after divorcing her. The lyrics seem to indicate he's blasting Sixx and other LA glam fags like him.

>>Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe had a bet over who could go the longest without showering and still score with groupies. The bet ended after a groupie vomited pasta on Sixx' shoes in the course of fellatio, which inspired the title of the Guns ‘N Roses album The Spaghetti Incident.

Nope. That GnR album was named from the lawsuit Steven Adler made against them.

My sister lost her virginity to the drummer in the Smashing Pumpkins AMA.

Yep. Looking back it’s funny just how clear the delineation is.

What an accomplishment.

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What species is this?

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why didn’t she fuck billy or d’arcy
how old was she

How big of an asshole was your dad

>>Ed Powers has fucked literally thousands of woman, most in the 18-22 range
And had to pay every one of them.

>Dickinson divorced his first wife in 1987
>tattooed millionaire was released in 1990

Also
>Nikki Sixx has stated that the song is about him, inspired by Dickinson's then-wife cheating on him with Sixx and then Dickinson finding out about it after reading The Dirt, though that is doubtful since "Tattooed Millionaire" was released eleven years before The Dirt was published.
Nikki Sixx was a fucking heroin addict. I doubt he know anything about what he's done during that time.

hey, jimmy chamberlain is a dope drummer

He’s like 70 + has had serious health issues since the 60s + years of alcoholism

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The guy is a sex addict pervert, and found a way to both profit from it and make a living. He's basically just a machine to fuck.

based

>there’s another timeline where based Mick finds success as a comfy bluesman
Wonder if he ever gets sick of playing the Crue character

What did he mean by this?

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I don’t know but he’s legitimately dumb.

Tommy or Trump?

Well, both.

75 women in a day? In your dreams, Nikki.

I've worked in the music industry a long time. (not a musician). Yes, there's a lot of sex, or used to be, with some bands. The Crue had a LOT of women hanging around them, and Nikki fucked a lot of them, but 75? C'mon. That's just Nikki talking shit, like he always does. He's always gotta have the bigger, better story than anyone else in the room, it's who he is. Nobody had more sex than him, or did more smack, or did more extreme shit, yadda yadda yadda. It's all ego - his real stories are good enough, but he always embellishes, because he's such a fucking ego-maniac - but that's what it takes to be a rockstar.

Most of what you hear about rock stars is urban myth, or embellished. There was a lot of shit happening, but not nearly like what's claimed, or spread around as gossip.

Yeah, no, incel. Mark Krinsky was just a small dicked jew who got lucky with the early psuedo amatuer porn market. He didn't have sex every day, he's said so in interviews, he did one or two shoots a week, and hired other dudes to do scenes later on to get tapes out faster.

He looked like a girl. I would've fuck him in the butt.

>He looked like a girl
That's the point, you fucking idiot. That's what makes late 80's rock so great! Dudes dressed like women! Fuck grunge

looked like*

Based. He looked very feminine in the WTTJ music video too.

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>kiss
>pop rock
>vu
>psychedelic
LMAO

How old are you?
By the way I’ve always heard that Nikki is “actually an awkward nerd”, is that true?

Martian

Zoomer here, is pic related related to Guns n Roses?

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>75 women a day.

Let's say you have 15 hours available to fuck women. That's five every hour, or one every 12 minutes. There's no way you're ejaculating that many times, so does he just hump them for a few minutes, then movie on to the next?

As already stated in the thread. He was on heroin most of the time with a limp dick.

He's made literally thousands of movies, and says at his hieght he was banging 4-5 women a day. That's classic sex addiction.

Yes.

Stop doing the math. It won't make sense. Just like my buddy who had 7 months playtime on MW2.

Compare that to:

Led Zeppelin
AC/DC
Pink Floyd
Black Sabbath
Eric Clapton
Genesis
The Who
ELO
Dire Straits
Deep Purple
Talking Heads
Rainbow
The Rolling Stones
Queen
Lynyrd Skynyrd

ok so now we're combining all other decades against the 90's? Of course when you mash the 60's - 80's together, it's going to be better than the 90s

Old as fuck.

I never got the vibe that he's an awkward nerd. Nikki was the promoter in the band, he was the one making all the phone calls and working the room.

I only met him in social settings, clubs and parties, so I don't know what he's like at home, but when he was out and doing shit, he was pretty friendly, not hard to engage with at all.

Nobody cares, incel. This thread is about Motley Crue. If you want to neckbeard like a spastic over porn, make your own fucking thread.

Thanks OP now I gotta fap to asian prostitutes

The guy who admitted to blowing his guitarist to "pass the time"?

Yes

70s is peak rock.

Is it still possible to live like an 80s Metal rockstar?

I just want pussy so much all the time man. That’s the only profession where groupies just throw themselves at you

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That's the 70s, you faggot, we're not combining anything.

Start a band, move to L.A. There are a lot of dumb chicks that you can fool you'll become a big rockstar there.

well of course the 70s is better than the 90s. the conversation was 80s vs 90s

Jimmy Chamberlain is a fantastic and underrated drummer.

Nigga I'm 26 and I've heard Motley Crue just out and about.

Fag

Best part of The Dirt Netflix show was the cute twinks that played the drummer/guitarist. Way cuter than the IRL versions wuw

this nigga gay for MGK lol

Motley Crue are without a doubt the most cringe band ever existed
Fucking waste of space

>that cringe list
The only legit good bands in that list are Zep, AC/DC, the Stones, Talking Heads and maybe Queen,clapton is not even a band he's a great guitarrist but his music kind of sucks

>The Who
one of the most overrated bands of all time

Absolutely shit chart. Folk rock barely influenced new wave. Glam rock had a significant influence on both new wave and punk. Grunge was a mixture of punk and hard rock, not new wave and hard rock. Punk wasn't influenced by fucking Aerosmith, Van Halen or any other hard rock band. Hell, most punk bands openly despised 70s hard rock. Heavy metal was heavily influenced by psychedelic rock. "80s" should be renamed alternative rock/hardcore punk. Fugazi shouldn't be labeled "80s" since they the vast majority of their music in the fucking 90s. The Velvet Underground were protopunk. I could go on and on. Whoever made this chart should be deeply ashamed.

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Aside from all the many problems this chart has:
I don't see Blue Oyster Cult anywhere

This chart looks like it was made by some academic that never actually listens to music.

Hey, live your dreams, but as someone who's been around groupies...you're not missing much. Most of them were strippers and escorts, anyway, just go hang around and try to fuck them, same women, different context.

I never did the groupie thing, myself. I had a serious girlfriend most of the time. Some do, some don't. I get it. But it wasn't worth the hassle and risk to me. A lot of groupies are stalkers, I know of one who blew a B grade singer back in the 90's, and is still stalking him on social media, because she decided he was her gateway to rock wife status, or something. (He's broke as a joke, too, which makes it even more bizarre)

Worse, it was made by a talentless cultureless jewish Hollywood intern in some basement somewhere

What a low effort, social media clickbait chart.

>heavy metal and hard rock lead to punk
Fucking what? The first wave of punk rockers were mainly influenced by British invasion music, garage rock, glam rock, and The Velvet Underground and Iggy and the Stooges. Also:
>Iggy Pop
>psychedelic rock
This better be fucking bait.

Captain's log

Utter unfettered bullshit

>prostitutes

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>Lynyrd Skynyrd
A band that has only one good song.
The only good bands on your list are Black Sabbath and Talking Heads

Everyone knows 70s is king ya spastic. Just saying 90s was incredibly based.

nikki's actor was cuter

>What the fuck did the 90s gave to rock?
Fractured it into so many subgenres that we have next to no rock songs that are universally considered classics ever after that. Everything good stays within subgenre and only becomes a classic to relatively small group of people who follows that particular subgenre. If you talk about a "modern classic" to a person that is only a fan of broader genre (metal or punk for example), but not that particular subgenre. 99% them will have following reaction: Literally what? Are you on drugs? That is utter crap.

>Led Zeppelin
Good.
>Pink Floyd
Excellent.
>Black Sabbath
Excellent.
>The Who
Good.
>Talking Heads
Excellent.
>The Rolling Stones
Good.

Those are the best bands on your list. The rest range from alright (ELO) to ridiculously overrated (Lynyrd Skynyrd) to bland as mush (Eric Clapton. Although Cream is good).

There's tons of songs from the 90s that everyone will recognize as a classic. Musicians within niche sub genres usually weren't backed by major labels.

> Pink Floyd
> Not good
Fuck you. Waters did /pol/ even before there was a fucking Internet
youtu.be/8urkDqSoc54

>Things that never happened
I’m sure he got lots of puss but the math doesn’t add up

>guy has lots of sex

>gee I wonder how many women per second

Have sex, you nerdy faggots.