Be dunston

>be dunston
>check in

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>be OP
>fuck men

>be dubsman
>get dubs

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>be janny
>suck men

thank you

Embarrassing post. You should kill yourself

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>be monkey
>be trouble

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>hurrrrupp!?

>so whacky!

I miss ape/monkey movies. Planet remakes were excellent no doubt but I want more Clyde movies. Modern age sucks ass

kek

based and monke pilled

Can someone post that webm of Duston with the women in the bath tub?

I can, but I won't.

Oh, go on

>:(

I mean
MAY you post it

The sequel is criminally underrated

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Yo

How does he keep getting away with it

Check-in online is easy enough for a monkey, I'd say.

>TFW this is now a Disney movie along with Freddy Got Fingered and Kung Pow.

>yfw the tagline would have been 'Putting the 'ape' in 'rape''.

>be shorty
>get got

I really like this image

>have fun
>go mad

They made a movie about an atheist convention?

>be Dunston
>have sex

>putting the ape back in gape!

>be sneed
>feed
>seed

>be monkey
>also be funky

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>be virgin
>have sex

I really appreciate dunston posting keep fighting the good fight

hey grampa up for the early bird special are ya?

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HE NEVER ACTUALLY DOES CHECK IN THOUGH YOU IDIOTS GODDAMMIT IT'S SO INFURIATING THAT THE FUCKING MOVIE IS CALLED DUNSTON CHECKS IN BUT HE NEVER CHECKS IN AND NOBODY SEEMS TO REALIZE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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henlo newfriend

>be cool

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>henlo newfriend
Hello newfag

Mumkey's going to introduce some newfags to this shit, its gonna be great

Why was he so smug bros?

>dunston checks out

>dunston checks you out

Lel

>Be Dora
>The Sexplorer

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>be Liam
>can't keep it in

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>be orsen
>get fat

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Little guy could tear your wiener off with no effort

>be me
>check em

monkey kino isn't kino

so monkeys do do that. the tap tap test

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Stop laughing, it's not funny

Haha glad you do man! It's all yours if you want it

There are literally 0 cases of an orangutan assaulting a man.

>yo jamie, pull up that video of dunston checking in

>be lady
>get face ripped off by dunston's cousin
youtube.com/watch?v=6inhUFpQnOo

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He's one of those retards who goes around commenting on how dangerous an animal can potentially be while everyone around him is having another conversation

Those things are the niggers of apes

>200lb pet chimpanzee
fucking white people

I saw a lady walking her two pet pitbulls this morning. One stopped by a bush to check it out. The thing was actively pulling her toward it despite her best efforts. If either of those dogs ever went rogue she'd never be able to stop it.

I thought niggers were the niggers of apes.