Pro-christian kinos?

i'm sorry user I can't do that

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but in this case he's not getting cucked, nigger

Why?

legality problems

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She looks 18 to me.

>OT kike garbage is the base for christian values trust me on this one kid
the most brainlet book in history and they don't even read it

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Christfags are so fucking retarded
>they keep believing in gewd even after this bullshit exists

no its because they were jews and jews have a really high incest rate. so do niggers and muslims.

Learn how to greentext.

Have Sex

At least i dont believe in faggy tales

Disgusting, how can anyone stay Christian after reading shit like that.

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>there are redditors new enough that they don't know her

I wish I could go back

I've never been on reddit. I just don't post on Yea Forums. Also all me by the way.

With daughters?

I've figured it out. Instagirls moms are roleplaying their daughters to see how many sandnigs or oil princes they could marry, because when they got old they grasped the concept of wall and want to monetize their beauty albeit through proxy.

He's been cucked by god. He has to fuck his daughters rather than his wife in order to keep his name going. True cuckoldery.

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Now read about the Moabite and Ammonite tribes idiot.

>incest and rape is okay if it is God's wishes

Problem?

abrahamic religions have an absolutist morality system which is explicitly that. don't like it? move to a different universe

>(modern) religion is for the mentally ill and dumb
>religion is outdated and writen for 1000-2000+year old civs who lived in the desert/harsh environments and people living in constant wars/without our modern comforts

Thanks for this obvious post.

based

>I don’t like it so it’s outdated

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because atheists like banana man are so superior right

don't the jews realize they are just owning themselves? they act like the Bible contains stories about wypipo

>so much horror

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Yes.

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This is from the Jewish bible, user.

I love this meme. I'm so glad it resurfaced with pippin.

Why is this story never told in all those Jesus movies?

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>Jesus: Stop being so degenerate OK, praise GOD.
>Jews: "No." *throws rocks*
Basedest race tbqh.

The Old Testament is literally Jewish mythology. Jesus is nice and all, but the Old Testament is so clearly bullshit in the same vein as every other Iron Age belief system that it invalidates everything that came after it.

People don't like to be reminded that hell is real.

>christcucks

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>kills their entire livestock to save one man leaving an entire village to starve

>Jews: Have sex.
>Jesus: "No."
BASED

Cope

>ape kino thread deleted
>this garbage stays up
Thanks mods you useless faggots

Stop following jewish fan-fictions you cuckold

>Jesus is nice and all

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Why would it invalidate what came after when the Old clearly paved the way for the New. Jesus wants us to forget that shit coz its filled with Jewish bullshit anyway.

>cuckstain COPE

Been on Yea Forums since 2008 and still don't know this bitch.

>k*kes eating swine
uhh no

ah yes the famous massacre of heathens by Jesus and the conquest of all Arabia

Christcucks are retarded and so is this thread. Not one post about a movie or a TV show, not one.

> sōyboys don’t know that Jesus is an important figure in Islam
lol

sheeeeeeeit

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So why the fuck did they have 2000 pigs if they weren't eating them?

What degenerate things did the jews do that jesus was against?

since when did jews eat pigs?

Sell pigeons at the Jerusalem temple.

>then he got their sloppy seconds
Kek what a cuck.

pot bellied pigs make great pets

wtf i love jesus now

lending money and charge interest

Why do they have so many pets?

Who Will play the roles in the biopic?

LMAO the bible is literally 'Cucklodry: The Manual'

what do you mean by that?

Who runs this site (((anyway))).

Sound like modern Britain

Literally out of context
This sentence is a quote in the Bible and it's not jesus speaking

they only circumcised them instead of castration

wtf i love the bible now

why didn't god just snap his fingers and create double the morality instead of killing everyone at Sodom and Gomorrah?

Wow, he truly is the most righteous man in all of Sodom.

This most Suspicious thing here is anyone having 2000 pigs back in that day and age

It's like a biblical version of a Curb your enthusiasm episode

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>(((anyone)))

>killing wrong

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Selling them to goyim, obviously.

Mutts are just that stupid

just like my hentais!

Palestine wasn't just Jews, it had a bunch of different tribes who followed different traditions, including eating or not eating pigs.
Also the Romans had no problems with pigs and they might have been raising them for them.

>Parable of the Minas
>In Luke's Gospel (Luke 19:12-27), Jesus told this parable because he was near Jerusalem and because his disciples thought the kingdom of God would appear immediately. The objective of investing or trading during the absence of the master was intended to counter expectations of the immediate appearance of God's kingdom. The parable of the minas is generally similar to the parable of the talents, but differences include the inclusion of the motif of a king obtaining a kingdom[3] and the entrusting ten servants each with one mina, rather than a number of talents (1 talent = 60 minas). Only the business outcomes and consequential rewards of three of the servants' trading were related. Additionally, Luke included at the beginning an account of citizens sending a message after the nobleman to say that they did not want him as their ruler; and, at the end, Luke added that the nobleman instructed that his opponents should be brought to him and then be slain as well as the unprofitable servant being deprived of his mina.
>The parallels between the Lukan material (the Gospel of Luke and Book of Acts) and Josephus' writings have long been noted.[4][5][6][7] The core idea, of a man traveling to a far country being related to a kingdom, has vague similarities to Herod Archelaus traveling to Rome in order to be given his kingdom; although this similarity is not in itself significant, Josephus' account also contains details which are echoed by features of the Lukan parable.[8] Josephus describes Jews sending an embassy to Augustus, while Archelaus is travelling to Rome, to complain that they do not want Archelaus as their ruler;[9][10] when Archelaus returns, he arranges for 3000 of his enemies to be brought to him at the Temple in Jerusalem, where he has them slaughtered.[9]
So Jeysus actually not a bad guy? That's bad for a second I thought Christcuks weren't that cucked.

hah

At last I see the light. From this day forth, I too will think logically.

The Bible has wincest? Hot!

Imagine not believing that most of the shit in the bible isn't allegorical in the first place.
Hell, further imagine believing the bible's word as absolute law. Imagine believing that 2000 years of manmade translations through dozens of different languages can accurately put across its actual intent.

>it's allegories, bruh
>also the stupid stuff is obviously because of translations
That's pretty convenient.

>jewish appropriation also including incest
Ebin. When they go out, they go all out.

Christcuck cope.

God damn you're dumb.
Imagine not being able to discern the intention behind a paragraph of text.
How stupid.

>Christian
That's also in the Torah and Quran

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> not creampying inside
Deserved to die imo.

>being this islamophobe
Someone should tell the police the author is making fun of Islam

This what a faggot.

Daily reminder Americans mutilate their babies' penises TO THIS DAY.

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Nazarin (1959)
>In a seedy, plague-ridden corner of turn-of-the-century Mexico, a pious priest, Nazarín (Francisco Rabal), takes in mentally ill Beatriz (Marga López) and her prostitute sister, Andara (Rita Macedo). At odds with the other members of his clergy, he decides to go on a religious journey with the two women, but manages to accidentally alienate or ruin almost everyone he meets. As Nazarín attempts to bring goodwill and faith to a decaying society, he's met with scorn, suspicion and persecution.

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>making fun of Muslims AND JEWS
fucking nazi psyop right here

What does he do with all that foreskin?

99.99% of Americans don't realize Christians, Muslims and Jewish people share like 85% of mythos, so when they make fun of Christians they're making fun of Jewish and Muslims and being "racist"

Debt slavery, child molesting, child sacrifice, racemixing, helping and summoning demons, etc pretty much the reason why the chinese 800.b.c. killed a shitton of them or guatemalan tribes hunted them 2012.

MODS

Joka päivä mä onanoin.

A coat

The Milky Way (1969)
>Jean (Laurent Terzieff) and Pierre (Paul Frankeur) are drifters who travel from Paris to Spain on the Way of St. James pilgrimage route. On the journey, the two men encounter many strangers who debate aspects of Catholic faith as well as heresies that have been rejected by the religion. Their trek defies time as they meet historical figures such as Jesus and the Marquis de Sade. At the end of their trip, Jean and Pierre are left with more questions than answers.

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How come there's antisemitism and Islamophobia but there isn't a christphobia?

Nothing, they were at war with the philistines so the foreskins were just trophies, similar to head scalping.

>/pol/shits born-again Christians don't realize atheists don't care what kind of retarded cult you believe in

You can't be racist to White people.

you've never had calamari I take it

You cant be racist towards white people, you can't be sexist against men, you can't be religion insensitive against Christians, something about "punching up" is ok

Homemade fleshlight.

But atheists can't be anti-Semite and and Islamophobic they're the good guys!

That's simply not true.

>pulling out
He deserved it.