>The first chimp war ever observed was the Gombe Chimp War, and it went on for at least four years (1974–1978). A group of chimps had split into two, nicknamed the Kahama and the Kasakela. Shortly after, the Kasakela got violent. They would wait until a Kahama chimp was alone and undefended. Then they would jump him and beat him bloody.Jane Goodall named the leader of the first killing “Satan.” In the aftermath of his killing, she described him as “cupping his hand below Sniff’s chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face".
I forget the name of it but there's a great documentary I watched about a type of monkey where all these wars and Shakespearean drama breaks out. If it helps someone find it, the type of monkey has no nose which causes it to sneeze in the rain. I recommend drugs with the viewing
All monkeys have noses, some are smaller than others.
Christopher Nguyen
I fucking hate chimpanzees. They embody the worst aspects of human behaviour with none of humanity's redeeming qualities. I'd love to fight and kill a chimp with a samurai sword (I'd need full body armour too).
>They embody the worst aspects of human behaviour with none of humanity's redeeming qualities Reminds me of another subspecies
Oliver Jenkins
>DUDE XD WE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE BONOBOS AND JUST HAVE SEX ALL DAY AND NEVER HURT ANYONE
Luis Rogers
Why so this a bad thing if every human was this way?
Lucas Lewis
Nothing would've ever gotten done, retard.
Luke Hill
Have you guys seen that documentary about that orangutang that gets orphaned, then neglected by his 'adoptive' mother, and then he somehow manages to survive on his own in the jungle for years to then emerge as the Chad of the jungle?
>Have you guys seen that documentary about that orangutang that gets orphaned, then neglected by his 'adoptive' mother, and then he somehow manages to survive on his own in the jungle for years to then emerge as the Chad of the jungle? I saw that. It haunted me. It was excellent
Blake Cooper
Doc name?
Cooper Thompson
Of everything is fine then why would you want to change that?