One ticket for shazam please

sir, you can't bring your dog into the theater

I imagined that this is how the Emperors Space marines look like

Three tickets to Unplanned, pretty please.

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Why do white men always get the most average-looking asian girls, like who's drawn to whom?

>the laundry detergent at the end

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It's called love.

>not born beautiful

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Half of the guys in the video were bald, those are average white men at best

You'd have to be insane to date white women as a white man in current year.

got some questions here

Looks like a happy guy who loves his life.

dat cope

the men were borderline ugly in that video and had their looks matches or even higher, which isn't easy now

you understand what average means, right?

>asian kids

AHAHAHAHA

>One ticket to Aveng-
>Actually, make that one ticket to Joker starring Joaquin Phoenix, please.

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>The Fetishization ov Asian Women Despite a Demand for a Pure White Race

>mammoth ambushed by primitive humans colorized (cca 10000 BC)

Most of them just want a girl that's not a chinless frogbeast like the girls back home.

>o-one ticket to blade r-
He wants two tickets to Alita: Battle Angel

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And all is in balance.

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god i wish that were me

He's getting glassed in the face if he does that to me.

>tfw latino

Have Sex

>tfw manlet
The worst fate on earth desu

worse than being black?

How so when you can't even reach his face?

>everyone hating on black women
oof

I assume this was a joke and they're actually buddies, not two randoms.

At least if I was black I'd probably be dead by now

why is there a skeleton?

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>180
>looks fatter than me
How tall is this midget?

that's hot

>"B-but sir, there wasn't any 'No singles' sign anywhere!"

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You underestimate my power.

It's the only ones they can get that look like they game straight out of a Vietnam jungle

DEX>STR

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the word "exotic" is problematic af

unrated

you owe me a new monitor roflmao

so they just rip your bones apart and make them grow the missing space back? Is this even real?

There;s people out there spending their life in a wheelchair making do and then there's people fucking their legs up for a a couple of extra inches.

By drinking lots of milk grows your bone back.

I've heard this repeated to me a bunch over the past decade so i assume it's real.

Yeah and they're bed ridden for like 6 months or something like that while recovering

It's real. Usually you stay grounded for a few months in a damp russian clinic while they stretch your legs millimeter by millimeter each day.

You can't really run by the end of it, and most you win is an inch or two. That's the world to some people though.

Fist if the North Star goons are becoming real.

>grow hipster beard
>instinct to do the soi face increases

"yep, captain marvel was the worst film i've seen this year"

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>one copy of ghost in the shell on blu ray please
>not the animated film, the western remake

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just visited the website, this is what i found

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is that gummo looking fucker a boy or a girl my dick is confus

10000000% based

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You literally lose an entire year of your life sitting in a hospital bed with severe pain after the surgery healing your broken bones

Good lord kill it with fire

ticket to black panther please

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sexy mom would fuck in missionary

you aint do shit shortstack

>playing sports
>including running and basketball
>visibly holding crutches
what did they mean by this

My ex-bf was like a foot and a half taller than me, and it was the hottest shit ever.
My head was right at his fucking chest, and he was so quiet and shy all the time. I miss it.

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its a boy you faggot

fags get the rope too

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The results are in and I'm afraid to say you like boys. Sorry user.

tfw 5'3
tfw gf is 4'3

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it's that gattaca shit, i actually had a friend who had it done to one leg that was shorter and it fucked him up physically for years

>start out as a 5'6 manlet
>gain 3 inches
>now a 5'9 manlet
Nah. I think i'll pass on the whole breaking my fucking legs thing just to be king of the goddamn manlets

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smol bois rise up (as much as we can ;_;)

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>just 1 year
Nice, beats sitting at home for 7 years doing absolutely nothing.

insert chris hansen pic here

>white girl with asian guy
for what reason

I'm a girl tho.....

WELCOME TO JACKASS

you lucked out

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not surprising manlets are resorting to this, women literally want you to die

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If it was a 6 inch gain, i'd consider it, but i've got a feeling you wouldn't even be able to walk after going through that procedure for so long
The human body has its limits.

>*BBRRRRT*

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Is it really worth 4-8cm of height though if you're already under 5'8 you're still gonna be a manlet after.

no your not

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You know Napoleon was actually of average height? He was about 170cm which was around the average for men back then

you can run, you cant do heavy lifting that puts weight on legs such as squating big weights.

>mop hair
>lazy eye
>recessed chin
>fat
>short
There was never any hope, was there?

Why would he run? He can keep up with a manlet going at full spring by having a leisurely stroll.

whats the average height now? 6'2?

every fucking time napoleon complex is mentioned there's always a faggot like you that has to point out the obvious that everyone knows. Shut the fuck up you nigger

twinks don't count

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Admiring the might of the white man

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>balding
>skinnyfat
>acne scars that never go away
>5'11
>27 year old virgin
just

The sight of another naked man disgusts me

Why the fuck doesn't it disgust you? I will never understand homosexuality

Medically speaking, broken bones actually heal back stronger at the point of the break. Its the bone on either side of that point that actually gets the torque and stress put on it.
Some Thai kickboxers actually used to take advantage of the way bones heal by continually kicking wood and other hard objects with thier shins, causing small stress fractures that would heal stronger and stronger over time.

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5ft10

his wife could be asian dumbfuck

I mean, he's probably serious about it. In animals, smaller variants of a species tend to be more aggressive. Add to this fact that most dictators and conquerors have been manlets.

>lazy eye
there's surgery for that, I got it done in middle school

this has the best fetishes in 1 single picture

I'm 6'1 and no rightly minded person would date these hoes

checked

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mfw I always thought I had a lazy eye until I realized it was just a lazy eyelid. shit just droops slightly lower than my right one

>typical Trump voting family.webm

What an absolute chad

maybe she likes men that remind her of little boys

5'11', 5'10" anf 6'01"

rent free

Holy shit that's humiliating.

damn the new korine shit looks crazy

huge lmao at the dude in the window making fun of him for still being a manlet

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I deadlift more than him, but that's only because my ROM is like a foot smaller.

Hoogland No!!!

Is he from Iceland? I hear they breed giants over there.

>one ticket to Twister please

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your proportions would also looked completely fucked with such a large gain only in your legs

I'm 5'11 and 2/3 and have wanted to kill myself ever since I stopped growing

I'm literally only 1/3 an inch from being non manlet status but it eternally escapes me like the cruel joke God has continues to play on me like everything else in my life

This isn't fucking fair

whats the problem? white women said they dont need white men anymore?

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non manlet status is 6'2

how short is he that he looks that fat at 180 lbs

Move to some non-retard country that measures in cm instead.
You're over 180 which is fine.

it's real but it gives you a lifelong of issues with your legs and because you just increase your legs you look disproportionate as fuck

>tfw 5'6" and have never given a fuck

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There is no problem. Asian women want white men and white men want asian women.

>asian men prefer latino women
really? i have honestly never seen an asian/latino couple anywhere (nyc here)

For 8 more cms ? Seems like a very small price to pay

Whenever I see this I like to imagine, what if the person he was trying to pick up was a PRIME MIKE TYSON? He gets his hands around his huge frame, tries to lift him, only to realise he can't lift the 230 pound BEAST that is sat down in front of him, elation turns to fear as Mike turns around and stares him in the eyes, before launching a deadly left hook which almost decapitates the chad. It stops there.

>tfw 6'4, white, handsome with good hair

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To own the alt-right incels that spam women hate threads.

I'm 5'11" too but European so whenever Americans ask I say 6 feet and blame it on the unit conversion if someone is seething enough to call me out.
Not like women can figure it out.

>caring what a bunch of STD ridden party sluts think

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that is a dog

If you actually think like this then you're fucking retarded

Just find a short girl lmao

Height doesn't matter you idiots.
Body type doesn't matter too, it's all about the face. Prettyboys always get laid no matter how skinny or short.

oh shit lmao . imagine being that guy

that dude looks like an engineer from prometheus

Is that an off duty Space Marine?

>be 6'2
>now 7'0
FROM CHAD TO GIGA CHAD

hilarious how every couple just acts normal except the asian male white female couple, where they assume the camera is pointed at them because theyre amwf and she actions at the camera because of it showing "how progressive" she is. kek.

Why would any of you nerds want a gf anyways? Porn is way better than anything we could get IRL

I can't. I just can't imagine being able to fuck any woman on earth by simply asking.

Some even begging to have your seed.

He could probably sell his sperm to the highest bidder like a prize horse and it would reach the millions.

He's probably the closest thing to a perfect human being imaginable.

The type of human ancients gazed upon and considered to be a God.
The genesis of all deism.

seething insecure white cucks

We need that closeness

WITNESSED

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Worth it desu
t. manlet

lmao look at this cuck

This is the final redpill and it makes the unenlightened so angry they literally invented a word to demonize us for it.

As long as attractive woman whore themselves for money and I can enjoy it freely I really don't need a real woman.

Also anime titties

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had this happened back in 2004-2007 those fuckers would've been done for, sad what this site has turned into.

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Get a big dog you can hug and friends to do weed with

not really desu
t. also manlet

Just because they want it doesn't mean they can have it.

you must not be manlet enough
t. manleter

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilizarov_apparatus

Except it's plainly obvious that the cameraguy is focused on them that he doesn't even try to hide it versus the more sneaky voyeuristic shots of the other couples. You'd know this if someone ever started filming you out of the blue in the open.

>legitimate reason to collect endless neetbux from the guvment
>get to be taller

whats the downside again?

It's actually impressive to see, as if the lineage of some Hellenistic myth somehow persisted into the current day.

I'm 5'7", pretty damn short
Well I assume your ability to run and workout effectively would be greatly reduced and your proportions would be fucked ip

>5'7
>fat face
>skinny fat
>horrible facial hair genetics
>somehow landed a really pretty girlfriend with constant sex
I don't know how I did it

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>just fuck my legs up
no thnx

>dayum das a big whytey

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>he cute

asian male latin female couples are big in south american countries like Colombia and Peru thanks to the kpop exposure. It's even becoming more common in California from what I hear.

Sexual closeness dumba

>"No singles policy?"
>"I guess I'll have to steal one of you for a movie date tonight"

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He's dutch

>thanks to the kpop exposure
And probably because all the latino males are in gangs.
I was gonna ask why there's asians in south america but of course China is colonizing the shit out of the third world at the moment.

You want to be close with a qtpie, not just anyone

>tfw manlet but don't give a fuck
Why are people obsessed with heights? Most times it's the average height fags as well. True manlets don't give a fuck.

All 5'11'' guys I know say they are either 6' or 6'1'', so you're good.

reminder he got sent to a literal gulag for this

race traitors

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i'm 6' but say i'm 5'10

Kek, if I was 6' I would do the same thing desu

Opposite

Literally just eating ground beef?

vegetables are for rabbits, women and gays

What are you gonna do about it, white boy?

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Nah, he got a small fine
The longmen control the courts, no justice for the manlets

I was talking about the white men being race traitors kys nigger

>cutting out the best part
shame on you OP

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Shazam and Spider-Verse are the best capeshit movies of the past five years, at least. Prove me wrong.

>when your shutterstock photographer is a kike

I would kms

based

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have sex

>look mom! I posted it again!

Jesus Christ calm down.

yeah but your legs are fucked for life (say goodbye to running) and you'll like an ayy lmao

no, srsly guy, have sex

This
>feet
>facesiting
>Lesbian

fuck that

LATN (Lengthening And Then Nailing)

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we have a fucking genius here lads

seriously what the fuck is wrong with americans?

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If you're white and decent looking, you can get tons of asian pussy in Toronto

>you're the first one we've had all week! Enjoy.

that shit is hot though, no homo

It's about being taller than as much people as possible. As a 6'2'' I do realize both how good it is to be taller than most and how horrible it is being shorter than somebody

kek

make me

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I'm 5'11 too and I'm shorter than most men my age, it's literally king of manlets

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happy to say i'm 5'11 and not insecure about my height at all, i don't feel short.

my 6'1 gf bullies me for being short though

BLESSED

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Anyone else feel terrible for Mark Strong? Such a good actor wasted on this disaster

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Is Asian pusy better than white pusy?

excuses
you never really tried

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>one copy of Batman v superman dawn of justice: ultimate edition

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it's not worth the public humiliation

Does this indicate that in fact wmaf couples are the best? It's the two highest responses from the two mating genders. Hmmm. This gives me ponderance... And a boner.

What is this?

>only 54 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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I found myself hideous as fuck and I repell most women but I had a nice looking asian chick into me in college

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Is this funny to the people performing the dance?

I feel like the gasmasks are used to hide the hysterical laughter.

>so tall you could probably suck his cock without having to get on your knees
N-not that anyone would WANT to ha ha

take the heels off and she's about the same size as them

COPE

>t-t-take the heels off and she's about the s-same size as them..!!!

Seething 5'11 dwarfboy

it's true though, she literally has 6 inch heels on.

Why do black people always pounce on both the winner and loser to any fight?

Tall people are less flexible you retard

>im handsome guis!!!!!

Oh no, someone can't read.

seething roastie

>directed by Harmony Korine.

This dude was born in the wrong time. Look at how awkward he feels.

He belongs in the iron age.

>"America is a 1st World Coun-"

What a fuckin douche

You waste your entire life by being a manlet.

La fiesta de los goblinos...

Eurasia was raped, cucked and depopulated by a race of nomadic manlets riding ponies

Because its not a proper duel but rather just an argument that got out of hand and people ended up joining in the fight to help their friend. Shit gets out of hand. The thing is that street people, regardless of color, often don't have any ways of resolving conflicts between two parties properly. Historically you'd be able to demand satisfaction and have a duel unless the other person conceded. but that's mostly be superseded by the legal system. But if you don't have access to courts or duels, well, every argument can lead ot a massive brawl.

He already had the eyes and latent looks of a chad, he just needed to slim down and shave enough to let his chiseled jaw out

this is hilarious ahah

You sure showed that user who the retard is.

you can only reply to this post if you are at least 6'2"

>Falling this hard for a meme irl
You should kill yourself, but not for that reason

how is couple nr3 and 4 voyeuristic? guy in nr4 even looks at camera guy for a sec

I don't understand goblinos height measurement, so 5'10 is the same as 6'?

>tfw manlet
>extremely succesful with girls online, get tons of nudes and girls finger on cam for me, despite knowing my height and all
>can be a Chad when we video call, confidently flirting and all
>Completely fall apart in real life and cant translate that success in person
>Only way to get anywhere with a girl is establish the relationship online and then its easy to keep going after actually meeting

yikes

I say accurate.

They are average themselves.

They look happy together

living proof that not slavs are the ni**ers of white people but americans

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>americans
>of white people

I'm 95kg/210lbs and I still look thinner than him. He must be pretty short.

pic related chart doesn't even include spics.

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kek

Going alone into a movie isn't bad right?

How come I feel so good when I hear the phrase "race war"? It's almost as if humans were meant to slaughter one another to keep the invaders from mixing with our blood line and stealing our power.

Dude looks severeily retarded.

>white, 6'2, blue eyes
am i going to make it for jgf2019

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Shazam brings the gigachads in from their woodland realms.

what's your waist size

That only happens to niggers.

That video is slowed down. His natural stride moves him along at about 15 mph. All those other pedestrians are drafting in his wake.

>145 lbs
I don't understand why manlets do any effort to be fit in the first place

That black guy on the right at the end mirin

Fucking based.

As do men
He's a circus freak

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ricecels absolutely seething

>6'3"
>tell females I'm 5'10"

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Meanwhile in /ck/

shazam and captain marvel fan club leaders meet up

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hilarious how your perception detriments how you see the world

Imagine having to eat and cook food all day just to not lose any weight and maintain this body so you can jerk off to yourself in the mirror.

>that forced perspective

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t. small guy

Jesus Christ.

I would much rather be a small guy

>TallGuysFree

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Onions and livers!

How tall is he?

also it exclusdes the fact that people were short due to malnutrition, which, as an aristocrat, Boney did not suffer from.

5'6"

7'2''

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I'm 6'1" and say I'm 5'10" just to fuck with manlets.

I'm glad to hear that. I'm seeing it tomorrow. Hype as fuck!

Literally Satan

it takes genius to recognise genius, we'll get you a medal

Fucking based.

love it

He has my sympathy. I'm only 6'2", but I'm built like a human wall, abnormally broad across the shoulders, barrel-chested. I scare people without even meaning to. I'm self-conscious as fuck in public, because I see people glancing at me out of the corners of their eyes like they're checking to make sure the berserker's still reining it in.

Why would you offer him a drink?

Well I mean look at him

I'm 6'2 but claim 5'10. I'm also 7x6" bone pressd (6.4 nbp) and claim to be 5" and say I have problems with condoms slipping off because I'm too thin.

quints of truth
never get this surgery folks

GIWTM
6'2 is literally the worst height. I'm not even tall, I'm just a huge normal person.

>when Asians outJew the Jew at his own game

Chad is buying two drinks, maybe he's being a bro and buying one for himself and one for the manlet.

I'd fuck that skeleton

No need to generalize
youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

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wew imagine that without anasthesia

>bodybuilding.com shirt

imagine his dick ravaging your boipucci..

hnggg

worth it

It's real and there's a very real chance you might get complications that leave you crippled. From manlet into a wheelchair.

God I wish that were fucking me

>Teleporting to a parallel reality

all that mirin?

>see pic like this
>neither Asian, nor Black, nor Latino, nor White
Not sure what I'm supposed to make of this. Racism is retarded.

Have gay sex

1,79m
Go fuck yourself

>>one ticket for Justice League, please.

Maybe they are staring at you because you are ugly as fuck. More likely.

>napoleon w-wasn't a manlet! he was 5'7!

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>why yes, I do have a collection of limited edition steelbook cases for my favorite movies how did you know?

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you prove him lol. He was born beautiful, but was a fatass. Some people aren't born beautiful, fat or fit.

fuck this is based

I'm 6'1 gonna start claiming 5'10 to fuck with the lying manlets

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based techno goth funeral rites.

youtube.com/watch?v=p6203oIRC0I

Looks fun.

The look embarrassed as fuck.

Porn sucks, at the end of the day you are left with your dick in your hand. Forming getting inside someone else takes effort. Nothing in life is free, it all takes effort.