Will there ever be ASMR movies?

ASMR is so cringeworthy

Yet I cannot stop watching to those because I feel lonely and it's the only way to feign romantic/friendly interaction with a young female

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If you don't experience the scalp tingles from it, there's no point really.
Most people experience "ASMR" in real life from
- someone drawing on their back
- at the hairdressers

Reminder that shes a lesbian

oh for suuuuuure she's a lesbian

So what not like you have a chance to get in her pants anyways

>scalp tingles
That's all you get? Women are getting rich from giving guys scalp tingles? What a funny world we live in.

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One might even say it's a clown world
youtube.com/watch?v=aNPBaZS1Zso
youtube.com/watch?v=KQaPBVZ1NvM
youtube.com/watch?v=-1NBrJABwRQ

Have Sex

wtf KEK

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Kittyklaw
Goodnight moon
Fawn
Dmitry
Rift
These are the only ones that matter, the rest are shit

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I unironically fall asleep to this every night.
youtube.com/watch?v=FenJq-ArO9o

How can someone be so beautiful?
youtube.com/watch?v=HXLOufY4HPA

>Woman crying in a dark room as her betabux patreon goes from $1000 per month down to $700 per month
>because she refused to make yet another ear eating video
These girls are there own worst enemy. As soon as they start getting a little cash their productivity crashes to next to nothing and the quality drops off a cliff.

You ever notice how they seem to be sick all the time too?
Some of them it's like every video starts with something like "just had a really bad cold last week couldn't even get out of bed"

>tfw used to hate people who liked asmr
>now I ove it
>the worst kind too, ear eating and kissing sounds
>sometimes even moaning
>sometimes even jerk off to it

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This is an absolute masterpiece
youtube.com/watch?v=rIufUX9iSTA

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ASMR Darling is literally the worst one thop.

youtu.be/C-ThI0PWpKk

hee hee hee ha ha ha

Hahahahahah recently I found a channel on YouTube with many ear eating and sexy asmr but they took it down. But hearing a girl like if she were licking your mouth while watching her licking is pretty hot. I got many boners the first times I saw that type of videos.

Show me someone more beautiful than her. I challenge you.

It is shamefur that it's the ASMR I enjoy the most. I do genuinely find that it gives me the most tingles and relaxation though.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cs_Pu_aIbyk
A honey massage is fine too.
youtube.com/watch?v=iPLhP0758gk

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Goodnight moon
Kittyklaw
Jackie

>literally the worst one
She may have more subs than her quality should dictate, but shes above average.
youtube.com/watch?v=k39O-l-7f6A

For me? It's Dmitri.

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Gibi>Darling you tard.

>friv fox

A man of good taste I see.

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Some top tier qts doing ASMR out there holy shit

>that jew better than anyone
She doesnt even have good asmr and looks way worse then darling
Shes only popular because she’s got connections with nickelodeon

>asmr girl is a former pornstar that never made it
Happens way to often

youtube.com/watch?v=lRPiiYWBDiw

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God I can't fucking stop watching this shit.
I can't sleep without it now.
How do I stop?
Please help me.

The longer you abstain, the harder the tingles hit when you start watching again

Was gonna post this

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>GIBI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I like her, she has a cute face but she is a stick.

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now that's a pretty lady. i'm so lonely and horny

kek me too
it's like; aahhh, i'm so lonely and horny
you know?

very familiar feeling. check the dubs on this post

Catplant ASMR is my queen I want to worship her feet

meh, its fine as long as its not the GF simulator/ role play ones. for me its the spray bottle :)

yeah, i agree. although i like her, she is a not a good asmr artist. gibi or fastasmr have better quality sounds.

>type in asmr into youtube
>throw up in my mouth
>look up asian asmr
>feel calm and relaxed

some thrilller
girl gets blackmailed by a incel that is taunting her with telling the ISR of her earnings

>you will never have a wholesome asian angel gf

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GentleWhispering is the OG Queen of ASMR, and she's pure because she doesn't do all that cringy girlfriend roleplay shit

Should do more russian shit

Respect to the OGs
RIP VeniVidiVulpes
RIP Evgemia

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I would like to do a dreamlike asmr show set in a mental hospital like the prisoner, the singing detective.

>ASMR movies
There is already. Inherent Vice.

She did some erotic ones back before her channel really took off. She deleted them later.

despite being an literally insane communist, ephemeral rift makes good stuff.

>christen renee will never rub your feet and tell you how worthless you truly are

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Is there - generally - two kinds of female ASMRtists? The ones who eventually have to sex up their content to get views, or the ones who put in the work to really make quality stuff and grow their channel that way. Thinking people like Gibi and Goodnight Moon in the last category, Gwengiz in the first.

>has a kid
DROPPED

*honk honk*
youtube.com/watch?v=CJRJJuiTl-s

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this bitch is pretty as FUCK youtube.com/watch?v=XVSsM4sHfz4
holy shit I love brown girls like her

Theres a pic of her tiddys on /S/ right now. Go check it out user. They're nice

Wish I had a hafu gf

youtube.com/watch?v=09BiL8Pk_us
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I want to like Glow, but I can't get past her accent. I wish she had a more neutral or Israeli accent.

This girl is really cute, but she's underage.

I want to marry the first woman. I guess I love people like her. Unfortunately the world doesn't have that many crazy people

>9 minute mark
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO HUG HER AND GIVE HER LOVE

I didn't really notice an accent but I only like watching her face anyway. is it that noticeable? I guess you have to be a native english speaker

>Honey Massage
Did she throw the microphone away after that?

>no love for ASMRmagic
Her fluffy brain massage video is my personal favourite

I know it's true, but post proof anyway to because I'm in denial.

There were some screenshots of her bumble page and in her halloween video she talks about cuddling with her girlfriend

Blue whisper has the juiciest ass but she deletes all her videos where it can be seen. At least gwengwiz is a whore

no, women are getting rich by being girlfriend simulators for 4everalone fags.

Bella brooks does full nudity and has the best ass ive ever seen

Its not the same if its a porn star. I wanna see square girl ass

Aftyn then, ignore the mic chord teeth though

ASMR is very weird & profoundly disturbing
I have more respect for people into porn where people eat their own shit than I do for ASMR enthusiasts
You are all freaks, not in a cool interesting way, in a really bad, quit upsetting kind of way

i only discovered ear eating vids because my ex used to nibble my ears and it was better than sex. of course when i saw the title i couldnt resist

>but
you mean "and" right?

yeah wtf i went and watched one of her first videos and then the last and holy shit wft drugs are bad mmkay?

dudes who are either just quiet or reading books are the best ones

or ugly asian girls singing whispering

She is best no doubt.
ASMR Bakery, Bright Grey ASMR, Tinglebelle, fastASMR, hatomugi, Freckle 23 & Fairy Char are all topnotch as well.

her other vids she's just pretty, how did she got those big eyes and super pretty face in that vid?

I knew ASMR was done for when I found out there were camwhores/amateur pornstars switching to making ASMR because they actually made MORE money doing ASMR

she got that marijuana bloat

To fall asleep everynight I just play a mp3 file on my phone for mic brushing. I'm probably conditioned after almost 2 years, but the background noise helps me turn off.

how can other girls compete

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I just hope she keeps porking up

easy pierce