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bam magera
nikki from hairspray
would you?
haha faggot
totally deserves it
Someone needs to get him to congratulate someone on their transgender surgery just to see the look on his face.
Is $20 the dirt cheapest price for one of these?
I remember Nikki Blonsky form the hit movie "Hairspray". What a doll
looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse
for sinbad, andy, and norm,.
hmmm
Would you pay Andy Dick to send a cameo video to Sinbad?
Hung out with norm a few months ago. Friend of a friend of a friend yada yada. Very fun night. We sat on his couches and bullshitted until 1am. Nice guy.
Guy who hung out with Norm:
Also seen Andy Milonakis around Venice. He's a dick. Have no idea how he affords to live here seeing as how he's in nothing these days.
I went on twitch looking at irl streams and he was there doing some really cringy jokes while out in the public. He was in Japan. I actually didn't even remember that he was a celebrity until later.
>no Eric Roberts
lame
imagine getting paid that much for 30 seconds work
I definitely believe that. His sense of humor is really odd. Almost out of place today. It's like dad jokes but weird. I was cracking jokes left and right and he loved them but they were a lot different than his slow, methodical delivery of "this is a joke everyone!" I mean, they were funny in context, but I can see it not playing well in most circumstances. I actually brought up how he tanked the Lonely Island interview on MTV way back when.
Not you too norm :(
>be millionaire
>give her like 200k for 2000 cameos
>put up weird foreign names that spell all kinds of naughty words
>by the time she does them all the fbi releases their super secret splicing software
>create perfect mommy jois made by this angel
>this will never happen
why is god so cruel bros
Oh shit you meant Andy Milo-however you spell that? Yeah fuck him. He's a jerk. Gets extremely triggered when anyone says anything about him he construes negative.
this poor guy played eddie munster on the Munsters and refers to himself as Munsters Events instead of using his name
Who are these people lmao
yea I meant andy, Norm is the greatest of all time
Lmao, Gelman is cheaper than fucking DeeVee from Tim and Eric
Based Zach with the 1 cent discount
Yeah he was really cool. Weirdly, we met at a restaurant, he bought it all, we ganged up on the guy that introduced us because he's a really cringe comic has-been and isn't funny and is EXTREMELY annoying so we hit it off pretty quickly. Then, in a weird twist, we go to a fucking grocery store and he's buying groceries and asks if I want anything and says to put whatever in the cart and I decline because I'm not trying to get drunk and I don't want to eat anything since we just ate then we hang at his place for hours and discuss conspiracy theories. He's a lot smarter than I realized. Very fun night. We also talked about dating apps and that stuff, which was unexpected.
Well DeeVee is a pizzafreak.
jesus
Never understand wanting autographs. It would only ever matter if it we're free and by chance.
I have a secret.
He is Pizza Totino's Boy
>and refers to himself as Munsters Events
heh
So when did all the gay sex happen?
>$75 for Denethor
Would spice the LotR threads up a bit
Cool. He always seemed smart to me, he just often feigns ignorance or innocence for comedic purposes.
Lol it didn't. He sat in a recliner the entire time I was there. His son and our mutual acquaintance/his friend was also there... and neither he nor I are gay so...
He only does passion projects, few and far between, and demands a fittingly high price.
will tip double if i don't have to use a rubber
there are some literal whos up for $1
the vast vast majority are literal whos
everyone pictured in this thread are c to d list, with a couple of ex-b listers, and these are the most well known.
Anyone know whats the extent of usage of these things? Like do I own the video and can use it for whatever I want afterwards?
i think so, look at the terms of service.
he only accepts bubblegum that's already been chewed
No shit. Did you just discover him a week ago? Dumb bitch.
This is something old Yea Forums can use
>charges $0.01 for each cameo
>they're all done a minute after you pay for it
imagine...
no? I'm just responding to a guy who met him and was surprised that he's smart. I'm not saying my image of Norm is somehow unique. You have really bad comprehension.
*reading comprehension
Oh how the mighty have fallen
I'm saying that is blatantly obvious to anyone familiar with him, fucking retard.
With celebrities you never really know though... they can be totally different people irl
>retard.
hey you cant say that anymore
more like corey feld by men
Is it though?
more like corey sodomized by jews lol
I fucking know what your comment meant. It meant that you didn't read the discussion.
Of course it's obvious if you've followed Norm at all. But this guy I responded to was surprised by him being smart.
I'm not fucking saying I'm a genius who unlocked the secrets of Norm Macdonald here. Not all of MY comments are made in a smug tone. You reading my comment like that is more telling about you.
Woah too far man don't bring that kinda racist shit in here we're all for kid rape jokes but leave the jews outta this one ok?
there's a lot to unpack here
I sincerely apologize to God's Chosen People
Damn dude, he really can buy anything and not make a DENT.
>cameo.com
I'm 100% sure that the whole amount of actresses using this site would do the most degrading nastiest stuff to get a role. Like fishing in a tank. Finally predators of the show business have a reliable way to spot desperate sluts. Cheers to the man who created this.
Mad bitch?
you're a retard. Please read the comments you respond to in the future.
Lol man I'm the guy that hung with him and have been watching these comments and you seem like the one who's mad. Christ man... chill out a little
hello there
im surprised nobody has paid an actor to banepost or something
back to the topz
Hard choice on who to pick really such a broad spectrum of terrific actors and comedians
such as the very talented Josh sussman and even The one the only stuttering john melendez
Anyone wants to spring a 100 bucks to have him talk some more shit about Jay?
forgot pic
Oh norm
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Yeah, I'm sure """she""" got 0 requests.
>landline
Man he really is getting up there...
Doesn't he live with his mom tough? Maybe it's his mom who requested the landline.
you can see her videos on her page moron.
>Never understand wanting autographs. It would only ever matter if it we're free and by chance.
this is for them to record a custom audio or video message for you (non-lewd)
only kevin would charge a 1000 $
and LOL @ people who payed him that much
>someone paid $2.5k for that monstrosity to wish their friend happy birthday or some shit
That's Sick-AIYAH!
Meanwhile, all ASJ does are cons and being fat.
ok, now this is something I can get into.
PHANTOM, NOOO!
any other porn stars on there?
Its Billy Zane though, he probably does it for the fans and not the money. I bet he smiles sincerely in every video.
How much is Sam Hyde?
You have to be a gumroad subscriber first, then he charges $100 dollars, and then he might deliver the video within the year(no guarantee, no refunds).
I wonder to what extent they just phone it in and what rights you have with the footage. The prospect of having a 30 second audio cameo of Norm MacDonald in a voicemail message or something in a low budget film would be neat.
He's truly a fucking prick. One of the few I've met. Lmao. He talks shit about people right after they say hello. Audibly.
This is literally whoring yourself out. Holy shit if I was an actor and I was down on my luck I would rather just get a real job than do this embarrassing shit.
(((year))) fuck that and wth is gumroad damn
actors are whores anyway, this is not so different from what they normally do.
If you died user, would you want your friends to buy you a Cameo and put on your memorial Gram?
Nice
now i just want to get really awful celebrities to memorialize people i hate.
>cameo.com
I thought it was a giant head in a city
>$75
Plus tax
is there a porn version of this?
Is this thread literally just straight up shill marketing?
Im loosing my shit here, thank you Kyle.
>$50
She was always trashy, but still. Damn.
it's free money and a way to bring order to your rabid pack of fans or freeloaders
line up you cunts
this is good for people too, in a way. instead of trying your luck, you could just pay for it. it also keeps the worst of people at bay
>implying this isn't some free money on the side for them
If people were stupid enough to pay me 50$ for a short video I'd do it too.
We should try and get the sneed voice actor to go on cameo.
>implying "real jobs" aren't more humiliating
NOOOOOOO MY FAPFU, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
>For the funky boys
based, wish I was a funky boy
>Gilbert doing a long winded voicebox message just for you
Hold on Senpai, let me find all my credit cards and food stamps
What's Aragorn's cameo business plan?
>Ice-T is there
>Wil Wheaton isn't
plastic surgeried to hell
Uhhh..........
JLH would be the ideal cougar if she had just taken care of herself
well, um, wow
Fuck what an easy gig. I wish I was famous so I could sell out and make 2000$ a day just making 6 second clips
These range for shameless to bumfights
Busey one is particularly hard to watch
Then again dancing monkeys need work too
Don't understand people shitting on this. It's an easy way to make an extra 30+k a year
What a sad world when being anything other than famous is considered humiliating, you have been fooled by millionaire ultra-elites into thinking they deserve everything you want for nothing, and you don't deserve anything, but it's not true. Be well
>whole page for just game of thrones
I guess GOT has it's own actor curse huh?
I wish I had made this website. It's such a simple idea to create an easy centralized market for this.
>"influencers" 413
>"models" 675
The world is fucked
literally WHO are these people?!
I've seen Tyrone on youtube before. He says "I'm Tyrone" and "long dick style".
youtube.com
I would pay 99$ just so I could punch him the head
>purchase
My girlfriend looks like Anne Hathaway, I should do something like this with her
soon to be joined by Kit Harrington, Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams, etc GoT actors without future.
was thinking the same. kek Chris the Meme God. What memes? WHO is that guy?
>implying emilia clarke won't join the group as well
working on a script now
here's the next sure-fire addition to this list. as soon as Episode IX is over, Ooga Booga is done. he's already gone on 50% off discount, imagine what will happen when he loses Star wars. Meme City, bro.
Emilia Clarke is in etc. too many GoT actors will join cameo.com to type.
I'd pay Joana for some services
>instagram influencer
>youtube family
This is literally real-life idiocracy
Blonsky
the most famous people in the world for anyone under 16
instagram influencer for 2 bucks sounds like a very reasonable future for Oogafag.
>doubt.jpg
cameo.com
>marijuana guru
There are times when the universe just needs to stop, like right now
>1 dollar
>85$? I dunno, lemme call in a guy who's an expert on scraping the bottom of the barrel
AY CARAMBA!
>The fucking lowest priced animal is more than the actors
KEK KEK KEK
I don't understand why anyone would lower themselves to do this
I'd rather be a prostitute.
Speaking of E list celebrities, I fucked Wendy the Retards (from Howard Stern) sister, ama
>Animals
>But also people who just fuck animals.
check your inbox. he already recorded it.
because it's the easiest fucking money in the world?
Has anyone got one addressed to Yea Forums yet? Would be nice, reminds me of the days of that black man that all thr boards used to pay to read off memes in front of his computer, can't remember his name
what would you rather do, record a couple of 30 second personalised videos or wait tables for 6 hours?
He was at a car show I went to, he looked sad
Hahaha lmao piece of shit
guys who wait tables are laughing at this, think about it
>what a time to be alive
Do they also have David Duke?
Why has nobody here paid for one of these one dollar guys to subtly recite Yea Forums memes
It's only a matter of time
>her
OUT
Why in the absolute fuck would he even consider doing this? Did he somehow manage to blow through all his fortune or is it an ego thing?
The old man bankrupted them by buying one too many cadillacs
Seriously though I have no idea
none of my favorite actresses or cam girls or models are on here, so I guess maybe that's a good thing?
This is the most depressing and embarrassing site I've ever seen, and it gets even more depressing every time I know it exists and people put themselves up for this.
Damn this site is actually kinda depressing
You would think lots of these people were doing well but it seems like they're struggling for money.
Loads of the people seen there I would never have expected to see, even though at the same time I feel good for douchebag youtubers with pictures of themselves behind luxury cars are asking for 10 dollars per videos.
Sad!
how much do you think your pic related will charge as an ex-president?
>a kitty in a wheelchair
thanks cameo for making me sad and angry
ask him in 2024 when he is done
Because this is humiliating and comeuppance comes to those that wait, it seems.
WE CAN REBUILD HIM
He cute. About to go check out his channel
I'm so fucking glad I am a literal nobody so I never need to go this low
What happened to him? He was supposed to have a career renaissance and then both his special and Netflix interview show were a fucking snooze
We need to get Brenny boy on this site. His newfound popularity and the incoming money for him would help fuel the Brenaissance.
Lol fuck that giant faggot. Ahahahahaha
He went on The View and apologized for being based
It’s like $500 for a short video, so it’s not a sure sign of failure
this website should be called just.com
Do you really want to unleash that?!
HIs relationship with that virulent holocaust denier adam eget ruined everything
Can't wait to see how much bernie sanders and jussie will charge on here when they arrive
Likely every single one of them.
Is it good or bad that lacey chabert is not on here?
like any of these neets have $175 to spare
kek
Why would Bernie stop being a senator
I know everyone here hates him because his kids a tranny but he's still the funniest part of the new who's line seasons
FUCKING KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
how the mighty have fallen
>Icon
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I have some bad news.
"Real" jobs aren't much different. You can fight for all the corporate 401k you want, it's not the 1950s and the company will send your job to China.
If you think any of these actors consider birthday hellos for $10 are less embarrassing than being seen working at a starbucks or something like that, they you don't understand actors.
It's sad but that's the business.
mean
I'd rather be able to look at myself in the mirror. Life isn't about how easy you can make it
I'd personally pay everything I have in my savings right now just for him to do that fight with Joe Rogan.
I don't want to bully Colin, he's given me too much joy over the years and he doesn't deserve this fate.
This whole website and concept would have been some dystopian dark comedy ten years ago
bros
the videos...
are literally just him turning the camera away and filming something for 500$
2500 DOLLARS
Hes not fat. He got trimmed and now does movies and tv shows.
Would you do $800?
I CANT BREATHE
Gotta pay for that Trump legal fee somehow.
We already did
I want to see where these people are in 10 years
>responds within 1 hour
>1 review
you can find him on twitter reciting gay sex lines as snake. But he wrote Watchmen so that means hes still at the top.
commies pleading for more welfare programs
>commies
back to /pol/
>gary fuckin busey
>no profanity
oh gary...
>side eye chloe
fucking kek
sounds like the name you give the crippled girl who sucks off everyone
Whose even heard of this douchebag. 1000 dollars for some douchebag nobody even knows?
says right there,
comedian
I see tons of guys who just do puppets on there. If you guys want I can try and register there with a racist stereotype puppet of a Rabbi and just read quotes from /pol/, I'll only charge 5 bucks a vid
The joke is that people will pay for this
RACIST CRACKAS
>Animals tab
>Has black people in it
Fuck off Chris
Wow you must be a comedian
Didn't this man disappear after his reddit history was scoured and he was found out to be a conservative mocking Trayvon Martin shooting.
Would she show her asshole for $100?
Except out favourite one is there. He could call whoever it’s made for big guys or warn them about the scarch.
Why of all the photos would you make THIS your profile image?
Because he’s already playing us
Can you imagine if Aidan Gillen was on this site? Yea Forums alone would keep him rich
and it's literally the same video
he doesn't even put the effort in to make it customized for every customer, it's low effort as hell and he thinks he is above it, I hope he fucking dies very soon.
but at the very least you can tell that he is desperate for money so things can't possibly be going that well for him. i bet his daughters or whatever don't give him financial support at all and thank god for that
because it's funny
all that money will go to their mutt babies
You know he is funny because he asks for 69 dollars.
what a bleak post, well done
>Patricia Krentcil - tan mom
holy fuck don't tell me she used to be white.
this right here
makes me be grateful for the fact that I will never be famous or anything since it seems like it sucks big time, imagine being famous and having pride despite becoming poor, you would be starving if you did.
at the very least you can have an ounce of pride left as someone who isn't famous and refuses to do such shit things.
>her
He doesn't have to because he has hundreds of roles waiting for him each day. Imagine getting buck a role, that's one hundred smackaroons right there.
WHY ISNT ASR DOING THIS
hahaha the faggot isn't doing very well either KEK
Where's Mickey Roarke?
Imagine no more. Pssst: June 2019
Fuck off Chaim.
If someone can post the Hannah Gadsby I WAS RAPED monologue, I'll pay Gilbert to perform it.
He is from a super wealthy family too just like Bryan Callen.
>THE FLIGHT PLAN LISTS SMEE, MAIMEN, DR PAVEL, HEER, BUTTON LEE, JUAN AVEYU
Is that Nikki Blonsky from the hit movie Hairspray?
Party of $5
SNEEDS
FEED
AND SEED
CHUCK
FUCK AND SUCK
HOW DID THE SIMPSONS EVER GET AWAY WITH THAT ONE?
Be honest. Which one of these would you fuck?
>250 dollars more if you want his eyes open
Not even mad, if I could pull it off I would charge faggots $50 for me to say happy birthday.
Imagine how rich you actually have to be for 30 seconds of talking at a phone to not be worth $20 or $50 or $100
>He was supposed to have a career renaissance
t. '98 '04 '06 '11 '15 '18
>Joey Russo
Damn who is this twink?
I should download these videos before they ever get scrubbed
I guess this website was inevitable once the media started seeing how much money people throw at patreon SJW's and twitch thots who don't even show the goods
>Caitlyn Jenner is there
No, that's Kkkameo user.
I just want to pay one of these famous actors to say something super racist against the blacks and women.
>Eureka was one of the most redpilled people on S10 of Drag Race
>intentionally provoked the token SJW and made them look like a fucking idiot every single time.
Drag Race is an oddly redpilled/based show.
Here is what I wanna know: do these celebrities go to this website? Or does the website go to them?
>Sam Coleman
haha I used to go to college with that guy, nice guy but he was in GOT for literally 10 seconds. Is that all the time you need to sign up to this site?
No one legit hates Colin, user. It's just banter and mochrie.
>none of the NEETs ITT have started paying /ourguys/ for shitposts yet
Would unironically heavily consider a sic hiyah voicemail message.
>S10 of Drag Race
Wait, you burgers have had 10 whole seasons of a show dedicated to these mentally ill men? What the fuck?
>Barbara Streisand
>$6m
Jfc
What the fuck is an "influencer"? Why are there so many of them? Is it literally just people with a lot of subscribers or something?
Who the fuck cares about this guy without makeup? Why not have a janitor from the set on the cameo?
Recorded from jail?
based
Oh no no no no
Nothing like watching Drag Race with a group of your best bros while you're all fucked up.
Yes, exactly.
Companies pay them to promote products to their retarded subscribers and followers.
begging on the street would probably net more cash
I only know Joe Santagato because he's based
never heard of the rest of them
why couldn't you save her, Yea Forums?
i thought he was into weird sex subreddits or something.
my mobility scooter on the left
I always expect a James Bond gunbarrel after this.
>cameo.com
Someone needs to get Kevin O'Leary to say one of those meme monologues that anons came up with
cameo.com
>Someone needs to get Kevin O'Leary to say one of those meme monologues that anons came up with
oh shit yes, that would be great, I cannot believe we actually have that option now
the wine on the rug one is great
I gotta convince Vicki to register here so I can have her say something dirty while bouncing up and down with no bra on instagram.com
>these muscle chads in there
AHHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS HAHAHA I HATE YOU FAGGOTS YOU THOUGHT YOUR MUSCLES WOULD SECURE YOU A GOOD FUTURE? LMAO GET SHAT ON
Not surprised at all to see this fat piece of shit on here
Lets all chip in and get him to record a Shark Tank pasta
normies have a very warped sense of the word meme. it's 98% forced and shit
i wanna make him say battletoads
Working those marks for every last cent
i bet some union retardation means you can't use it in some film
Funny story. I used to fuck this old jap hooker in Whisper Ally in Okinawa. Old face, not unpretty, pretty good body though. She would wear panties with the little bow on the front. Anyway, she would always let me fuck her without a rubber. I did it like a dozen times. Really stupid, but I never caught anything. Good times. Thnx for reading my blog.
*Alley