Why aren't you marrying a hideous jewish girl to become rich and successful, Yea Forums?

Why aren't you marrying a hideous jewish girl to become rich and successful, Yea Forums?

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too big of a price to pay

His success isn't tied to his woman.

jordan is actually a genius and if you don't understand why then don't you me

I can only imagine the abomination of a nose their potential child would have

it is actually. look into it

w-where do i find a hideous jewish girl to marry?

I mean, she had a child at 40. A nose is gonna be the least of this kid's problems

I love how much of a race bait bullshitter he became so quickly after marrying her

How would Peele remake this sketch after his marriage?
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she looks like she fucks black men
he looks like his mother fucks black men

Jordan rips off better film makers and gets a pass because he's a safe nigger.

someone redpill please

I don't think a single photo of their kid exists online so I assume it's hideous

"That's a MAN, baby!"

-t. Austin Powers

>being this naive

Kek. Gina Peretti is my type though. I'd wife.

Normally that is true for most men. Not for him or most black guys married to their breadwinner wives

still better than a sheboon

Too be frank they look like a perfect match

Yeah he is a genius, managed to make a lot of money off 2 pretty shit films by casting cheap nigger actors and then parading around saying “huh duh see my moovie if yor not racest” and because it’s 2016+3 people just lapped it up

Just look at the picture and figure it out for yourself.

He's actually a brilliant symbolist.

It's just symbolism that's poisonous to us.

Jesus they both look like their respective stereotypes - biglipped negro and schozzed kike

Her ass is unironically really fucking big.

how do you get pushed in hollywood? understand why jordan did the things he did in his personal life to get where he is today

I want to bury my face in her ass

There's something inherently pathetic about comedians marrying other comedians. You know? It's like pornstars marrying other pornstars, something about less-than-humans having no choice but to settle in their own filth.

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>they don't know

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I liked Chelsea Peretti on CBB. Haven't seen Brooklyn Nine Nine and I'm almost certain it's garbage

>muh ass
Peele is that you? Your wife is uglier than my foot

>don't you me
you accidentally a verb

what did he mean by this

Their kids must be really ugly.

they looksmatch desu

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don't (you) forget about me

>Dat back tho

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nice feet too.

LoL

I don't know why people say blacks are ugly when Jews exist

Peele has the eyes of a marmoset. He literally looks like the mutt meme.

>marrying a hideous jewish girl

Is Alison Brie divorced yet?

IM FUCKING LONELY

Good for him, he has managed to look pass external beauty. Must feel peaceful.

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Have Sex

You first.

because hideous jewish gfs prefer black guys

Ask any fan and they'll tell you she's far and away the worst part of the show and it's a good thing she's leaving

damn that whore is disgusting

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see psychiatrist

Lupita Nyongo isn't cheap wtf are you on