Hey big boy, what can I give you?

hey big boy, what can I give you?

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Dap at legalporno bri

where's robert

Fuck outta here, broad. Where is my man Robert?

Heh you think you're hot shit with those boobs showing like that. I've got bigger man titties than you bitch now give me a large popcorn and don't be scarce on the butter. AND LAYER THAT SHIT WHORE.

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I'll take two large milkers with extra foot fungus

one bag of M&M's p-please miss

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I'll give you something if you promise to stop spamming this garbage.
I'll give you the whole 4 inches, in fact.

milkies, but hold the foot fungus

Hello ano-

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another cashier, thanks.

Haha yes I would very much like a Mr. Pibb for a big boy like myself, that comes with free refills right?

N-nani?!!!

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My money back

>yfw she is barefoot behind the snack counter

ROBERT NOOOOOOOOO

reminder robert canonically died

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Wait, what? Worst timeline ever desu.

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He never died where it mattered, my heart...

Give me a kiss.

How did he die?

Dub dubs confirm Brie can look beautiful with jaw surgery

I will tell you how he lived.

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Bottom reminds me of a young version of the actress that's playing Dr. Who right now. Shame about the lego head.

LOOK OUT ROBERT !

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ROBERT NO STOP! I DON'T NEED THE POPCORN MAN, LOOKOUT THERE'S A FUCKING BANANA PEEL RIGHT THERE MAN STOP

and a ass job

>MY PLAN WORKED

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robert get up man

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Already had a boob job so might as well.

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You can't give me an erection. Robert can.

>Merry Christmas, user, thanks for coming to my party
>leave the gifts under the tree and get some egg nog in the kitchen
>we'll be starting the Christmas kino marathon soon

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>This is my wife Baboonina and my daughter ShaqeelONiel

well I guess we can let you go for the murder of Robert on account of your excellent jugs, Ms. Brie.

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Wow dude first she cut her nose to make it look better and then she got tit implants to augment her chest. she's a shallow whore and it comes through through her personality

Jugs?

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Great, you just discouraged her from getting an ass job. I guess whatever's left will have to suffice.

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of course she is, shes a white woman

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Manjaws are hot though, shes just greasy and looks like an alcoholic. Her brow is too square however.

So what was it like?

Blessed image

>Manjaws are hot though
show me

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One box of milkduds and a ticket for the longest wank I MEAN LONGEST WALK

B-bob, is that you?
I think he survived guys.

Olivia Wilde and Keira Knightley have manjaws but they're hot as fuck

What did it smell like?

>ywn make a pusy wet

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He died what he loved doing, dieing.

if you're gonna mock robert, at least be funny

>dieing
Literal retard

why are brie threads so efficient at exposing newfags and tourists

Sorry for cucking you Robert
*HONK*

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>Olivia Wilde
i cant believe this guy got her pregnant

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BASED JASON

kek

the banana peel was a red herring. He was actually shot by a policeman while running.

I think a healthy jaw is preferable on white women desu.

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Look I dont' want trouble okay? I have my hands behind my back and my face on the floors. Please don't report me for rape.

W-Why are girls so mean? ;_;

Not all girls

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The worst part is that his family will get no compensation from the theater. The sign clearly says "cuidado piso mojado".

I wonder if this guy is aware of his meme status?

That's not true user. Don't cuck yourself before you've tried everything.

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You won't ever be falsely accused of rape considering you won't have sex in the first place.

Heard he moved to Hollywood and renamed himself Taye Diggs.

>SIR YOUR POPPED CORN, SIR YOUR POPPED CORN

Mostly because the accusation won't be false.

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>get boob job
>one tit still larger then the other
Fuck lady you have the money, get a fucking decent tit job.

Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich

what about pablo?

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Underrated

He died doing what he loved, dying

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You realize by now she's seen these memes making fun of her? It's literally cyber bullying and harassment.

Checked, very nice.

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She got BOGGED because she was being bullied

so?

I'm paying Hiro bitcoin under the table for your IP and post history, and I'm paying some incels to use social engineering to get your name and address from the ISP.

Ayy sup user what can i get ya

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Robert... you've changed

Gang weed

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That sticky icky, you know

based

I feel sorry for your mother, Robert

ah-bloo-bloo

I don't care that they are fake but DAMMMNNN look at the size of these boobs
They look lovely woman, her boyfriend is a lucky man fucking them titties
Bless you woman

>mfw I’ve unironically started finding her kinda cute
I’m just so lonely...

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Ok, when are you landing in Astana? so I can pick you up by the airport

And?

She is cute, especially when she was younger she was really beautiful
She just has to smile