Movies with beautiful British girls eating fried food?

>no chicken
>no seafood
>no slow cooked/smoked meats
Australian bbq is literally a hot dog station.

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I really want to hang out with some Australians someday.

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>ever complaining about grilled onions
are you coming out to your parents or r/lgbt first?

If i had a bar in Britain i'd name it "Slag's End".

brexit now

>beautiful
that's a yikes from me dawg

Look at the goblina in the mirror.

British girls are unironically gorgeous.

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Oh fuck those thighs.

THICC

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She's wounded. Probably took a shot from an irresponsible hunter from too far away.

You sound like a stuck up poof mate, doubt anyone would invite you to a barbie.

Fig, marry, kill..

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>Australia is a British colony
>the women are usually hot as fuck

>meanwhile, Britain itself is infamous for its ugly women

do english women suck and fuck on the first date?

Yeah brits and non-american brit colonies just consider grilling a "barbecue," not making barbecued meats.

Is that Baby Spice on the right?

These are all 10's in the UK

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her thighs are lovely

2nd from left, far right, would smash until I came dust.

NEED A SLAG GF LADS

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Based Turbo Ted, out on thot patrol.

Obviously that is why eurofags talk so much shit about America.

Thanks to the roid retard zyzz he actually promoted meme degrees like personal trainers and that started the whole chain of garbage shoebox 24hr gyms being widely promoted. Australia has a stronger leaning towards health and fitness, better weather means more people willing to go out and exercise. Bongs have shit weather all year round even when it starts to get warm, it will be a 20 degree day, no sun but humid as shit and then raining the next couple of minutes.

>british little girls are extremely cute
>grow up to become the vilest ugliest slags in the world

>Be studying at USC, which is in south central LA
>All fraternities are located on the same street - parties go off Thursdays
>At the end of the row there's a taco bell that's open 24/7
>At 3 am it's an absolute shit show, probably 50 people crammed inside
>Probably 75% of the people there are sorority girls drunk off their asses (drunk girls are fucking obsessed with taco bell and I don't fucking get it)
>The rest of the people are a few bros and a bunch of 40+ year old black dudes from the hood
>Girls are losing their shit
>Half the food they get ends up dropped on the floor
>Bathrooms full of puke
>Drunk tits falling out, and not in a good way
>One terrified employee going around with a broom trying to tame the shitshow
>Black dudes in the back watching everything making these faces that look both bemused and aroused

And it was like this every fucking weekend. Anyway there's nothing worse than a pack of drunk girls.

Fucking car logo on his neck. It's not just the women who are retarded.

>this is considered the cream of the crop in Bongistan

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>beautiful British girls

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Breat isn’t fried and not a movie but she’s a britbong so that counts yeah?

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Are English girls pleasant to be around?

Haha, no.

Are they rude and entitled?

Do Australians always have shrimps on a barbie?

yes

Blame the vikings, they abducted and bred all the non deformed british women

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damn british women look like THAT?

Problem yank?

Imagine the smell

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Why the fuck do British women dress like gypsies on a goddamned marriage? Every single reality show I've seen about this country, all the women are trashy as fuck and all dress like shit.

Onions and sausage are pure kino foods

I'm American.
I know what BBQ is.

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That's just sad, man. No other way to put it.

Is it difficult to get a girlfriend in England?

They are 5/10's that put so much make up on they think they are 10's. They then have a false sense of self confidence.
Most of them idolise footballer's wifes and Kardashian types.

They work minimum wage, live on a council estate but still save up to buy D&G handbags.

They are vapid and stupid.

I wonder how British veterans from WWII react when they see what their country turned into.

I wanna lick that cut on officer slag's leg

Nice try Joey.

American women aren't much better

So drunk she fell over and cut herself.

Usual weekend.
Their whole existence is based on status & "seeing my girls".

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Brazilian here, I eat till my gums swell up from the salt during BBQs and I'm still amazed at how much meat you Americans eat, it's mind blowing.

Absolutely based Aussies

Git help, son.

That lass is a bloke, and that's not a joke.

You went to a shit barbie, mate. There will obviously be snags but almost all barbies here there will be burgers, chicken wings and steaks done on the grill too. We had a smoker and a spit too so there'd be slow cooked beef or pork, lamb done on the spit and then burgers, chicken wings, snags, steak and prawns to help yourself to.

I love these late night british slags

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I don't think the ball has ever been dropped world-wide as hard as the 20th century. From 1899 to 1999 was by far the most wicked, subversive, and insidious century the world has ever seen.

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This is not the Aussie norm.
The BBQs you attend are based.

Seething incel detected.

You just know far right has low hanging balls but pearly white precum.

>This is not the Aussie norm.
I'm an Aussie and yeah, it really is.
Literally all the barbies I've been to in 30 odd years are like that exact for a drunk uncle I have who only did sausages and burgers and burned the shit out of all of them.
Smokers have become in vogue here too now so they're pretty common but even then a lot of barbies I'd go to they had one little charcoal weber that would be devoted to something that had been slow cooked and then burgers, sausages and chicken wings were a given.

THICC THIGHS!

As an American I'm actually amazed at how much meat Argentinians can eat. I think the average is like a pound or something crazy, a lot of people eating more. Their meat isn't covered in sugar and shit and eaten with a bunch of carbs, so they're still skinnier meat eaters than Amerilards. It's pretty insane.

>Visit bongistan and hit up some popular areas
>There are slags literally falling over drunk in the middle of the day.

What the fuck brits, I thought you were supposed to be cultured.

>not being fall over drunk in the middle of the day

lmaoing at your life m8

>tfw no Aussie gf
Is it true they like foreign men because they’re not cunts like the average Australian male

I meant the shitty sausage sizzle isn't the norm.
Most Aussies put a decent effort in.
Lamb on the bbq is great too.

>Lamb on the bbq is great too.
Damn straight. Lamb chops used to be a staple when I was growing up for barbies but lamb cuts are so expensive now only see them when it's a smaller thing. Although legs and shoulders are pretty decently priced per kilo now so seems like more people do one of those slow as a dish.
Lamb is such a great meat.