Can we talk about this movie? I finally caved and watched it on Netflix. It wasn’t as horrible as I thought it would be overall but there was at least six times that I stood up and screamed “WHY?!” or “HOW?!” The first act was solid, the second was full of wtf moments a la qi’ra somehow becoming a martial arts master in the couple years her and Han have been seperated, Han somehow knowing how to pilot the millennium falcon with no training, dissapearing Wookies, and tie fighters chasing the millennium falcon for no clear reason into what amounted to certain death, Han pulling the landing gear slide maneuver that accomplished what exactly? Etc. etc. third act was filled with exposition by protocol-rebels. The only part I liked and found interesting was the uncertain relationship dynamic between qi’ra and Han. That one actually kept me guessing which was the one true part of the movie I enjoyed.
Can we talk about this movie? I finally caved and watched it on Netflix...
I was annoyed at how inept Han was at everything.
It was pretty cool finding out how he got his name. A question fans have pondered for a long time.
I mean that at least made sense. He was entirely neophyte. His character has always been a roll the dice and see what happens kinda guy. He shouldn’t be some master smuggler and criminal on his very first job. I would actually like to see a second solo movie just to resolve the qi’ra plot line.
Have they? Didn’t most people just assume solo was his family name?
>Can we talk about this movie?
Why would you post something so asinine?
Just to annoy you. The SJW vibe through the movie was so strong I could taste it though. Kathleen Kennedy’s head needs to be put on a spike.
Guy playing Han was adequate for how much shit I heard about him leading up to the release of the movie. As for the movie itself I thought the "Everyone betrays everyone" cliché at the end was stupid.
all the big action set pieces sucked but all the campy dialogue was fun
solid 5/7
The post must be satire
it is his family name
Cliche perhaps but I think the character of Beckett was a good one. Han kills him and ends up becoming him in the end only to be saved from himself by Leah and Luke later in the series.
>Han somehow knowing how to pilot the millennium falcon with no training
What if EVERYONE intrinsically knows how to pilot the falcon?
Yet his girlfriend managed to have encyclopedic knowledge of the entire galactic crime underground.
Sorry I’m not a huge star wars geek. I like the series but I don’t really delve much deeper than the movies themselves.
wut
Ya this was a beef I had. She somehow in three years becomes a completely different person who is willing to let go of everything she’s know of her former life including the man she loved. Sorry but three years isn’t enough for that.
this. the point of that scene is that the guy actually randomly guessed his real family name by some unrelated meta joke
Not anymore... yet from now on yes.
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They could have easily made it so Han goes back to his home planet to get her and she’s gone and unable to be located. Then 7-8 years later they can run into each other. That at least is enough time to significantly change as a person and let go of the past.
Don't forget that up to the point they are reunited, Han's #1 single defining reason for every single thing he did, was to get back with her so that they could just run off together, but once he found her he completely forgot and just kept being an idiot criminal for no apparent motivation other than that he was in the room.
sounds like some reddit tier shit, go back
Good point. I can at least write that off as him needing to complete the job to get enough money for his own shop so he and qi’ra can run away together.
They didn't even discuss running off together, and she probably already had the money if they wanted to.
It is starting to make sense now.
I just wanted to see the quirky Lord and Miller version.
She definitly did since she front solo to play in the card game. That’s actually what helped build my doubt about her throughout the movie. She has the means and opportunity to escape but doesn’t. If that’s the case then it must because she doesn’t want to. The answer to why she doesn’t is left hanging until the last few minutes of the movie. That’s actually not bad writing and helped add to my feeling of mistrust and suspense around the character of qi’ra.
Star Wars doesn’t need to be quirky
I unironically would rather have seen an adaptation of han solo's novel trilogy
>but there was at least six times that I stood up and screamed “WHY?!” or “HOW?!”
So this is the power of autism
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY FAMILY NAME
I honestly don’t know why franchises use novels from their expanded universes to make furthe movies. Imagine how amazing alien would have been if they followed the dark horse comics.
I scream at my tv all the time and applause reads in movie theaters make me want to go on a rampage.
>tranny thinks he's fitting in by announcing sperglord behavior
just stop, freak. No one cares.
The entire movie feels like the sort of mess a freshmen creative writing class would have made as a group project. There's no real narrative in the movie. It feels like a poorly crafted theme park ride. It's like the writers first conceived of a bunch of "cool" moments then went back and tried to cobble together a narrative around these big set pieces and gee whiz moments. Then there's L337. As far as I can tell, she's not supposed to be a joke. Her entire character feels like something an older out of touch writer might create in an effort to make a modern "cool" C3-P0 analogue. For whatever reason, older executives over at Disney think that wokeness is cool and hip, they see it as a fad and use it like a pair of shades and a leather jacket in the 80's.
>screaming at a film
>getting off the coach
I doubt you did either of these things, loser