Shazam! message

>YO I'M SHAZAM DOOD WHOA TOTALLY COOL I HAVE POWERS *DABS*

>FUCK WHITE MEN
ftfy

4channers are seething over this one single comment that they know deep down is true

>implying you wouldn't do the same
Wew

The message in captain marvel is literally
>what if refugees not BAD?!?!
The message in Shazam is wholesome, and it appelas to eveyone, not just liberal douchebags.

>***I'M JUST A GIRL***

>2 replies
>one of them is simply "this is bait"
.seething
Also CM was trash

It really made me think. Is power good even without being shared? Should you share power? At what point should you start sharing power?

apparently you didn't see capt. marvel if thats your take.

but its okay, i wont be seeing shitzam

ooooooooo i can feel the pain you're going through right now

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shazam message
>diversity prevails over all
which was also the message of aquaman

Shazam! is the TRUE Captain Marvel, MCUfags are BTFO fags.

What are they supposed to be called if the movie can't use the word 'Marvel'?

Wizards you stupid. Literally stated in a grand speech by the Black Shazam three times so you would’t miss it.

they all suck black nigger cock.

So they're the Wizard Family?

Captain Marvel message: Feminism can be used as a marketing tool to sell tickets and toys to children. Captain Marvel is Barbie for the new generation.

How exactly did diversity prevail? More like teamwork and family you fucking dip.

>black nigger
As opposed to white niggers?

>Captain Marvel is Barbie for the new generation.
But user, Barbie has something Brie doesn't

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>he actually invested in seeing the movie

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You guys watch the wrong movie or something? Carol's motivation was literally
>i don't give a fuck about anyone and fuck everyone who looks at me the wrong way, except those who helped get my memories back yo good

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yes
aka the irish

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>when their "rundown" of the movie is this dismissive and they're so mad they cant say anything other than "fucking fuck these fuckers and fuck off"

yeah you totally arent upset

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Reminder that Shazam! Actualky has two (2) actually attractive female characters (one of them black, and one actually dares to wear a skirt) and one (hispanic?) milf.
Which according to my math, trumps one frumpy man hating feminist superhero movie who doesn't have any attractive women in it.

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>1 billion dollars

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Why do people throw around box office as if it matters? Normies have shit taste and easily fall prey to tribalism

>money is the measure of a films' worth
I guess Avatar is the greatest fil ever made in that case?

>saying "actually" 3 times in the same sentence

Not even half of that was legitimate.

Actually he said aktualky once.

Brie Larson's feet will remember every single person who mocked them. Expect to be forced to personally apologize to them.

I did not watch Captain Marvel but Shazam was fucking awful and
>what good is power if you can't share it?
is only one of like 3 themes that were each executed incredibly poorly.

Something like GotG has 10x times more normie appeal and yet captain meh-vel surpass it effortlessly in the BO. How? I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theories.

>literal denial

You fanbots are too funny

Black girl cute

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I liked the mexican guy. he cute.

I really, really enjoyed this movie.

>fucking awful
I don’t get how anyone can think this. The film is completely innoffensive and feel good.

She is 8!!

>Capeshit
>Capeshit wars
Holy SHIT neck yourselves

>Sandwhiched in between Infinity War and Endgame
>Released at a time where there's literally zero competition for an entire month.
>Marketed as a must see for the plot of Endgame to make sense despite it serving very little to the overall continuity. Or even messing up continuity in some cases.
>Totally skippable and forgettable
>Shitty word of mouth
>Marvel logo association.
>Defended and shilled by vaguely leftwing/progressive or Disney bought off media outlet.
>Disney manually inflating it's own numbers again.

If this was released at any other time it would'vs fell flat on it's face. So yeah, over half of that is illegitimate.

Remember that time she was told baseball wasnt for girls? Wow such a triumph.

The white parts of her are cute.

The movie tries to be
>action
>coming of age
>comedy
and fails miserably at each. The pacing is terrible, the jokes and gags are spammed to the point that they don't punctuate any action or drama, they are the substance of the film. And most of them miss.

The story itself sucks, Billy flips the switch from "loner who ran away from 23 foster homes" to "kumbaya hands in at the dinner table" in under a week, despite spending meaningful time with only one member of the foster family (who selfishly treats him like a toy when they hang out).

For a superhero movie, there are zero good action sequences. The villain was painfully one-dimensional, the sin demons were forgettable, I could only name gluttony if you showed me their pictures.

And all of this is only criticism of the film as a singular entity. It's also completely out of place in the DCEU as a series.

>The film is completely innoffensive and feel good.

Inoffensive in that it didn't step on any toes or push any agenda? Yeah. But it was offensively bad.

You're offensively full of yourself

Most people would disagree, Disney shill

anybody think the older one was way more attractive before she went shazam?

Shazam! message
>white people should share their power

Captain Marvel message
>white men suck

I must not be "most" people, cause I agree with him.

Why the fuck do you DC faggots always do that. Tell everyone what other people think. Some DC cocksucker said yesterday that "his entire theater" loved the film. How in the fuck could he ever know that. You fags do this shit all the time, you're worse than Marvel shills cause at least they shitpost with their eyes wide open. DC fags are shills and you don't even know it. You actually believe the lies DC feeds you and you regurgitate it like backed up semen in your esophagus. Go kys faggot. I'm sick of you dishonest fucks ruining our board.

/end rant

DCucks BTFO again!!!!!

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Yea Forums jerks off Aquaman making a billion and acts like it's a masterpiece so don't start with that shit.

>calling 911 if you don't eat mom's casserole
Fucking fascists.

This has nothing to do with DC or Marvel. Personally, I think MoS is fantastic, BvS ultimate edition was good, Justice League was bad, and Aquaman was good. But Shazam just sucks.

I think people here are high on it because they view it as the alternative to Captain Marvel and Brie Larsen. But the thing is, just because something doesn't personally attack you or your demographic doesn't mean that it's objectively good.

Guess you're just too much of a shill to admit how litty Shazam is.

rent free

You're probably too young to remember.
But back in the 90s, "X isn't for girls. Go play with your Barbies or toy kitchen." was very much a thing

>geeks and gamers
>needing to namedrop e-celebs
Good job outing yourself as a faggot.

Looks like the DC shills are out in force tonight.

We all need more power

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MCU shills are out of control, for some reason they are more crazy by Shazam than when Aquaman absolutely btfo them.

I can't imagine being this fucking miserable, i really hope you are actually getting paid to shill like this.
I can't understand a world were someone does this shit for free.

Willing to give you benefit of the doubt here and say it's not bait. I haven't seen CM, but I have seen shazam. From the way you're describing the message, it sounds like Carol's self-identity is taken as a given ("believe in yourself"). It should be obvious that this runs contrary to 'whole existence being torn apart' - if the film legit has this message, Carol's identity qua woman (which is never questioned?) is actually a thematic anathema to the film's message, to which she is an unexplained exception.

Keep in mind that I'm literally running on what you said and a few rough reviews which summarise the plot, if it's not like that please correct me

Chadzam! wins

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>Fuck men
>Family

They complement each other nicely don't you think?

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Do you ever stop and think about why movies that pander to you as a feminist are also basically giant advertisements for merchandise targeted at children?

Shazam! message
>female superhero leads are too emasculating

>Shazam
>literally magic negro the movie
what a shitty movie

saw it yesterday and the theatre was pretty empty

Google Michelle Borth in "Tell me you love me"

Nice gif ;^)

>CAPTIAN FLOP NO ONE WILL SEE THIS MOVIE
>makes 1B
>buh-buh-b-boxoffice doesn't matter!11!!

>captain marvel: introduction of a new hero and paramount character in the next exciting chapter of the avengers
>Shazam: he’s a PG rated Deadpool knockoff

Meagan Good is so fucking hot.

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>How?
Endgame. People were convinced they had to see this to understand Endgame. It was a master stroke from Feige and straight from the Marvel comic playbook of "Buy this tie in you stupid fuck!". God knows how this would have done without that boost

>/end rant

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>Meanwhile on DC

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Can't handle the litty?

What about Antman & The Wasp?

Is it just me, or is SHAZAM version of Mary actually less hot then her kid version?
Because Grace Fulton is a legit cutie in this movie.

Pedo-kun pls

>mfw a Shazam movie is better than all MCU movies except Iron Man 1
Holy fuck

Ant man wasn't teased in the end credit scene of Infinity War or placed just a month before Endgame. Plus the audience already knows Ant-Man and what he's about. Fury making a call to a mysterious hero when everything is lost however, that's going to cause a lot of intrigue.

I'm not one of the people who thinks Captain Marvel would have flopped but you can't deny that it's been boosted by Endgame.

Not him but Mary is 19 in the film and in her 20's in real life

She's 23, you dolt.

Mary Marvel has always been jailbait and I refuse to acknowledge this.

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IRL they look like they're related. Good casting.

>That's what DCfags really thinks

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To be honest I mostly agree with him. Except I think Winter Soldier and GOTG are better as well

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>The Virgin Kryptonian vs The Chad Champion

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I'll never understand why the didn't just give him a beard

>Supes looking at Shazam cock
Alex Ross knows his shit

>No... not the combined libido of Zeus and Solomon!

Shazam was pretty bad, a Hallmark channel movie with a superhero.

I didnt bother with Cpt. Marvel

He's right though

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I still can't believe I'm emotionally invested in the exploits of a fucking raccoon.

>Captain Marvel message
>FUCK MEN

I know you didn't see the movie so I'll just let you know you're wrong and be on my way.

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just left the theater with my gf, we were decidedly not impressed. probably the stupidest movie I've seen in the past few years.

Based

>capshit for braindead zoomers
>message

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Ha, you used my gif from destroying a DCfag the other day, based!!!

>3:08am
Grim life

>the story itself sucks, Billy flips the switch from "loner who ran away from 23 foster homes" to "kumbaya hands in at the dinner table"
Didn't you understand that he didn't want to connect with others because he thought his mom would take him in? Making friends at foster homes had no point to him. Also his friends helped him track his mom and put their life on the line for him multiple times

"Fuck men" is the most apt message because men still dont realize that they're responsible for 99% of all violent crime in the world.

Yes, there are good men, but there's not enough of them.

Us men can make more good men by standing with women and saying "Fuck men!" in solidarity.

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Without memeing, Shazam is great, good, watchable, meh or shit?

Watchable to good, better than most capeshits out there

where's Freddy

Without memeing it's pretty fucking great. As long as you are willing to take a stick out of your ass and just have fun with the capeshit convention. Because this movie is legit fun - unlike other superhero movies I won't name.

I can assure you though, you'll hear a lot of memey "it's the worst thing since BvS" types of responses.

It's comfy

Cringe Disney needs to send you back to shill school

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I fucking loved this movie.

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Kino

Wtf is bone rot?

Those costumes look... uh...

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They look exactly like they're supposed to.

>get humble
>sit down

Shazam is peak comfy.

Is Marie better before or after? Question the entire time during her scenes.

fpbp

Are these guys actually here to stay? They look like Shazam parodies, it’s hilarious. I couldn’t believe if they were real or if it was all just a joke.

they're here to stay. Billy always had sidekicks/partners in the forms of Freddy and Mary and in the old days he even had lieutenants. The Wizards/Shazam family or whatever they're called are just taking all the sidekicks he's had and streamlining them. It'll only be a joke IMO if the Shazam Bunny and Tawky Tawny show up. The Tiger can be handled in such a way as to not be max crige but I can't see the bunny happening

Before.
I guess it's just me liking Grace Fulton more than Michelle Borth.

>Spam your shit DC movie for once
>Is bombing in the box office

top zozzle

Is that the bully kid from 13 reasons

Created for the sole purpose of breeding
For first time I don't care about being a traitor

>>Why there's not a single good pic of her in the suit online?

she's hot as fuck but knowing that she's Darla underneath all that just make it extra spicy

Just watched it lol I was in a full session and looked around nobody was laughing because it wasn't mcu

maybe your cinema just lacked a sense of humour. I live in the UK and I rarely hear people laughing in cinema but they did so frequently for this film. In fairness, I don't watch many comedies though

Have Sex

especially women but I had a good laugh too, it's nice to influence the kino atmosphere

Who’s the milf in the middle

SHAZAM Mary AKA Michelle Borth

why didnt they give him this classic based costme the nu52 designs are all so garbage

I'd say I like the bolt but they need to ditch the hoods which none of them even put on in the film and the boots need to go back to the pirates boots or whatever they're called. I wouldn't be opposed to Mary wearing sandals again. Also the random lines on the suits need to be ditched

agreed the lines pointless and the hood is just stupid i never unerstood why they put that on his design why would he ever need a hood

Also I can't decide whether I like the sash or the metal bolt more

nobody laughed at my showing either.
probably cause the film wasn't funny?

Haven't seen shazam yet but I watched a camrip of CM two days ago. It was pretty boring but the message was clear: don't rise to anyone's provocation, only do things because you want to and believe in yourself. She's pretty childish and does stuff men tell her she can't do but then she gets btfo.

Hi shills!

Also, does it make you mad that these guys can get laid on a Friday night while you go see Shazam in an empty theater by yourself? Seriously, every screenshot I saw of theater seating this week was just one person buying a single seat. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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Fine, I get it. It still hurts you that Captain Marvel was a bland, forgettable drivel with bland forgettable protagonist and Shazam actually looks like a fun flick.
Take a deep breath, take a walk and think happy thoughts. The world is not as bad as you think it is. Your pain will pass.

STEEEEEERN!

I thought that was Black Panthers message.

Nah idk I watched pet cemetery before and some s o y fag couple left even but some kids stayed behind and laughed their asses off
Idk I just feel modern audiences have shit taste

>shills
Only disney has shills here, look up Paul Yanover

>Shazam! Message
Fuck the jews!

>Captain Marvel message
Fuck the n*ggers!

hmmmm tough choice

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>the brain damage can be seen through the internet

112490367
>redditspacing [x]
>disney shilling [x]
>projecting incel [x]
Uhh yep that's a discord tranny alright

sash every time

That's the Marvel Family son. I haven't watched this feel do to being busy with my grandkids but it seems the inclusion of them is really good. As someone who grew up reading Captain Marvel comics its really phenomenal that they have actually made a movie of the real him and not the female pretender.

>LARP'ing as a grandpa on Yea Forums

just when I thought you DCucks couldnt sink any lower...

please just go the fuck away, nobody here wants to discuss Shazam except the 10-12 faggots who wasted $$ on advance tix.

you should be ashamed of yourself gramps, all you sad pathetic losers should.

How much is Disney is paying you kid? Because that is the only way someone would defend Captain Bitchface over the real Captain Marvel. I will take my grandkids tomorrow to watch Shazam and use this opportunity to tell them about the real Captain Marvel. I still have a trunk in my attic with old Captain Marvel comics.

Lmao half this board has never had support from family members that's why

>Captain Marvel message
>FUCK MEN
Well not quite, it was more of a
>WOMEN ARE POWERFUL, BUT MEN HOLD THEM BACK

not my fault my parents were fucking normies and liked my normie siblings more

>Shazam Bunny and Tawky Tawny
Well DC is making a DC Super Pets movie so maybe they might show up there.

I am guessing that neither Captain Marvel nor Captain Marvel's designated audience really wants to fuck any men. Men have cooties or something.

All I want is my Batgirl movie.

How is that in 50 years, 8 live-action Batman movies and shitton of animated ones, Barbara Gordon never got any on-screen presence?

I fuck real men all the time, disgusting beta incel freaks like you though, yeah you're vile.

That's actually hilarious you think you're a man lmao

That's your problem. I prefer fucking girls myself, but to each it's own.

Who are you quoting?