EPISODE IX Plot Details

>The heroes visit a droid factory in a snow planet.
>C-3P0's memories get upload into R2-D2, leading to wacky hijinks.
>C-3P0 is reprogrammed as a warrior droid, leading to wacky hijinks (That's why he has Chewie's bowcaster in the poster)
>At the factory, they meet the mini-droid DIO who becomes BB-8's sidekick.
>At the factory they also meet Keri Russell's character, bounty hunter Zorii, who helps them escape the planet.
>What happens with C-3P0 is somehow important to the plot of the movie and leads the heroes to the MacGuffin they need to retrieve.

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Sounds fantastic.

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So now they’re ripping off AOTC which is ge really regarded as the worst one and arguably the worst scene in it is the droid factory scene with droid hijinks? Sorry but I don’t buy it.

>DIO

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I just want jedi and sith shit
Fuck these normal faggot characters

i'm so tired guys

this made me racist. not sure why but it did.

>DIO

Nani?!

.t jojofags

>Where’s an Ep IX trailer? I want an Episode IX trailer!

You’ll get nothing and like it!

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>mini-droid DIO

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BAKANA!

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>he doesn't like jojo

You expected a good Star Wars movie?
Too bad!
It was me, DIO!

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He's right there on the poster.

even the spoilers are boring.

go to sleep fren

Who cares

>You expected a good Star Wars movie?
literally who would?

What if C3P0 winds up becoming the villain of the next trilogy?That could lead into an interesting direction but Disney are too safe to go in that direction.

It sounds fucking awful. Thankfully I won't be going to see it though. I'm done with star wars.

Is he Snoke?

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They would inevitably fuck up Valkorions character. I think it's better to keep Disney away from any beloved character and hope they can salvage the franchise at some point.

That's just some minor shit. Like Jar Jar being a dumbass or Obi-Wan meeting with Dex.

>droid main villain
Has Star Wars ever done that? I'm not familiar with EU, so the closest example I know is G0-T0.

Imagine C3P0 going batshit and demanding a genocide of all living things. Kind of like Braiking Boss from Casshern a little. 9 could open up with a timeskip and humans are hunted down while droids rule.

Not main villain but very enthusiastic on extermination

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I just don't see a droid apocalypse in a universe like Star Wars where even kids can hack computers.

I want the next trilogy to be about a droid uprising. Holy shit that would be amazing. Through some bullshit C3P0 is immune to force stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=UPeI4mX8Nus

Why haven't they done this yet?

>Could make cool looking villains instead of bland human characters
>Could do a redemption story similar to Vader had with C3P0
>Never been done before in Star Wars history
>Jedi or Sith don't really have to take focus or have a role in the story

DIO NO

>DIO
OH NOO

>DIO
>not introducing new jedi protagonist joriel joestar

Explain the Dio OHNO meme to me, someone who hasn't been keeping up with nuwars or JJ

>not Jolee

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Why even have BB8? R2 and 3P0 and Chewy could be in every fucking Star Wars movie. At least fans might appreciate that unless you continue to destroy those characters as well.

>BB8
They're trying to be Lucas with toys. Only they can't.

Jojofags are just Jojofagging

>STAR WAR RETURN UH DA DOOKI JUNDAI

where do they come up with this shit?

More clomes? What the fuck?

Been waiting for canonization of Juda Ben Clome but not like this

Unfortunately every other spoiler I've seen since last year is boring too.

last time on star wars epsiode 8, sky walker save rebel allegence from dai wooker kawa jeebo planetso solo

>They leaked the poster intentionally to test the hype and no one even cared

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nice trips peep

its not even on r/StarWars which I found kind of weird

How do you fuck up STAR WARS

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP STAR WARS.

STAR FUCKING WARS.

Incompotent fucking Disney fools.

reminder

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If this is true, then why is R2 not on the new poster? The leak and the poster can not both be true. If the leak is correct, I hope that the core of this movie is not two randomly beeping droids in some slapstick love triangle with C3PO. A version of C3 (C4?) who makes things explode. The "Die, Jedi dogs!" thing's been done and it raises the question: why are battle droids in the sequels not common place? Some of the fanfics I've read recently contain more originality and vision.

That can't be real.

I'm convinced at least half of them are fake

TRIPS OF TRUTH

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
It's real

Wasn'tthere a lego starwars adventure episode where c3po was reprogramed to be a warior droid

DIO
Is that a Jojo reference?

Well, I spat coffee all over my laptop so fuck you faggot.

What are you fucking talking about? The front page here was full of it.

I'm pretty sure that's the case with most leaks. Also a good chance that threads across the internet that say "Did you notice THIS in THIS???" is the director/writer team pointing out something everyone either missed or didn't care about.

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Is this even the real poster?

>front page

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Dude I love bionicle

Not an argument

Dio? HOLY DIVER

>the Knights of Ren are just lazily standing their from their costume dept photos
>copy-pasta'd STORMTROOPERS BUT RED lining the bottom
Could've had the Knights of Ren posing with their weapons lining the bottom with Kylo above signifying their subservience to him but what do I know, the Mouse doesn't sign my paycheck

>The First Order apparently controls the galaxy, despite losing almost everything they had in both previous movies
>The Knights of Ren appear even though they haven't been in the movies so far and TLJ did nothing to indicate that they were important
>They're returning from The Beyond, which hasn't been mentioned in the previous parts
>The movie's MacGuffin, which hasn't been mentioned before, is centered around C3PO, who's had like 2 lines over the course of the last two movies
Is this even a trilogy anymore? This feels more like an character-of-the-week Saturday morning cartoon.

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They're too focused on human diversity. Aliens/robots are just props to them.

KONO WA DIO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

StarWarsLeaks

>this will be the first Star Wars trilogy to not feature Tusken Raiders
I wish I knew the noise they made for sadness.

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>MUDA MUDA MUDA

I don't know how to feel

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I bet you slice into the woods! Fifty bucks!

>C-3PO central to the plot

FUCK YES

>C-3PO is reprogrammed and isn’t really C-3PO

Aaaaand they fucked it up....

They all exist, but most, if not all, are thinly veiled ads, not actual opinions from journalists.

a-and that's a good thing! r-right guys?

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>>C-3P0 is reprogrammed as a warrior droid
B A S E D
K O J I M A

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I thought there was something about a sea monster, and a reincarnation of Anakin Skywalker

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Chewie's bowcaster would smash C3PO to pieces. He's a butler, built to walk and talk.

In lore bowcasters are too powerful to be fired by humans as they'd break their arms and ribs, was a cool aside to show how strong wookies are. But fuck lore amirite, I'm sure rey will dual wield them to blow up a star destroyer while popping out the sunroof of the falcon, using the force to hold her breath.

>At the factory, they meet the mini-droid DIO who becomes BB-8's sidekick.
>At the factory they also meet Keri Russell's character, bounty hunter Jo'rii Jowan, who helps them escape the planet.

you can't be serious....

> so many good things

Mark Hamill already debunked the poster faglord

>Chewy
You mean Rey's Uber driver

Valkorion's already pretty fucked m8. He's Drew's villain sue, except the most creative thing he could think of was aping Darth Nihilus's abilities

The fact that he had a second, even stronger, empire hidden in his back pocket will never not be retarded

>Meet up with droid named Dio
>thinking its that one next to BB-8 on the poster
>not the DROID WHICH IS ALREADY CALLED FUCKING DIO

Either
A. OP is chatting shit and this "leak" is completely fake
Or
B. Lucasfilm are incompetent as always

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Dio

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These "spoilers" sound like someone just made them up based on the deleted content from KOTOR2.

Jesus christ, source on this, looks kino.

The droid baddie in prequels who can fight with 6 lightsabers at once.
He was a high ranking droid who also somehow had a cough.

He was a cyborg. Like Vader, but with even less flesh.

Grevious is a cyborg retard, he's basically a prototype Vader. His body was destroyed and Jedi were somehow involved in it, which is why he hates them, so Dooku gave him a cyborg body on the condition he work for the seperatists and kill as many Jedi as possible. He was some alien tribal warlord beforehand. He has a cough because Mace Windu force choked him badly in Genndy Wars.

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The question was has star wars ever had a droid villain.
This guy is the answer, which is yes. He's clearly a robot dude.

But does he know true fear like the sequels, think not

He's not a droid, threepio and arturito is a droid

I hope everyone's aware that it's going to be a monumental challenge to clean up all the garbage that VII and VIII have spilled on the floor largely independently from one another ("hey I'm Rian Johnson and I started writing VIII before even reading the VII script"), and that they're likely going to utterly crash and burn.

Except you literally see his beating heart and breathing lungs in the film itself during his fight with Obi Wan, they are in that green sack under his armor that Obi Wan shoots. Also here, he still has a biological brain and eye's too. He's not a robot.

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>2.0 version of this shit
they are tanking star wars on purpose arent they?

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Why do you keep thinking he's a droid so much?

>pretending to be retarded

For the audience's sake, he is though.
It really does not matter what your cartoons or fanfiction novels have had to say about this.
He's a robot bad guy, you are saying he's some kind of Robocop type with a human brain. So what, he's still a baddie robot.

Why don't except him as droid status?

If you take out the cartoons, books, comics, games etc, and just include Grevious as he shown shown in ROTS only, then he's clearly a fucking cyborg that originally was an alien. You literally, fucking see his internal organs in ROTS itself. I am sorry you are a 80 IQ brainlet that missed this, but it's not "le fanfiction EU" it's ROTS itself. It's literally why Lucas gave him the cough, to fucking clue people in that he actually wasn't a droid, but he's a biological being. Here is a screenshot from Revenge of the Sith itself you absolute brainlet. I'm sorry you are such a dumb brainlet retard.

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Then why don't they actually show his face like Vader? Ahhh, see

Have Sex

Star Cuck that isn't the point I'm making.
You're arguing the semantics of robot, droid, cyborg. I say that to the moviegoing public, they are for all intents and purposes synonymous.
He has the clear appearance of a robot, call it whatever variety of robot you like you fanboy faggot.

People are smart enough to know the difference between robocop, short circuit and tremors

Because he wears a mask just like Vader and has no reason to take it off and show his disfigured alien face. He's not a human, he's an alien race.

>the semantics of robot, droid, cyborg. I say that to the moviegoing public, they are for all intents and purposes synonymous.

Jesus christ is this the state of the MCU age. People don't know the different between a fucking robot and a cyborg. Did no one watch Ghost in the Shell? Robots are fucking machines with computer brains. Cyborgs are real people that have had limbs replaced with robotic ones. I swear you are the dumbest faggot on this board. How brainlet can you fucking be. Darth Vader is a fucking cyborg in the OT.

I had sex with a girl from my work, and she was against it, but i shoved my dick down her throat anyways. Thanks to your advice, i will do it again tomorrow.

>Robots are machines with computer brains. Cyborgs are real people that have had limbs replaced with robotic ones
Yes we know this you tranny cunt.
I'm saying it doesn't matter, it's fucking star wars, and he is some variety of robot and that's all that matters.

Vader took his mask off and you know he helped birth Luke, grevious doesn't have any children nor does he take his mask off. His bio bits could just be genetically engineered to assist the metallic parts like the how the voyager ship used bio matter for certain aspects of the ship

So according to you this woman is a robot then.

Just accept you are wrong, this is embarrassing for you to keep continuing user.

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How Cana robot be a Jedi at the same time, if that was the case should have just given lightsaber to artoo

That's a woman with a prosthetic leg you nonce.

That's not general!

god you are a retard, I guess no work at boston dynamic for you and reading sf books must be very confusing for you uneducated brain

Literally fan fiction and wrong fan fiction that you purposfully came up with. Grevious doesn't need to take off his mask. I don't know why you are even continuing. You have both been sounding blown the fuck out. Are you trying to grain back credibility, did I hurt your ego that badly when I corrected you? Do you feel like a dumb little faggot for not realizing Grevious was an alien these past 14 years and now you are seething and trying to regain face. How embarassing, the entire fucking board is seeing you exposed as a brainlet right now.

I'm sorry you were wrong, but your retarded grasping at straws fan fiction doesn't change Grevious was an alien, wounded in a fight just like Anakin on Mustafar, and was given a cyborg body.

And grievus is clearly a normal human like Vader with a prosthetic body armor

Yeah, and Grevious is a man with prosthetic legs and arms too, plus a bit more. I swear you must have a learning disability. Are you an aspie user?

It's all so tiresome.

They're not ripping off AOTC, what happened in AOTC with 3PO is the key to the Resistance using the abandoned battle droid army for themselves

Alien means you are from somewhere else, deetoo and 3po are aliens too but also droids

rofl, from the viewer point maybe, from the main protagonist they are not alien you moron

Trips of truth!

Deets and threeps literally come from another planet than like when he buys them

>seething brainlet in this thread can't accept that he's wrong and is now doubling down on his retarded opinion

Jesus christ, this has either gotta be bait/an act, or we have a serious autist in here with mental issues right now.

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>i-i'm r-right because it s-says so on this p-piece of paper
good job buddy, i hope this helps you sleep at night

>someone actually published an illustrated encyclopedia for this garbage
>someone actually read it
>someone actually uses it to support his arguments on a Bangladeshi sandal weaving forum
I want to know what it's like to be so invested in Star Trash that you care so much about the nomenclature we should use to describe this robot.

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It says so in the movie.

Cyborgs and Robots are not exclusive to Star Wars you seething brainlet. Get over the fact you've been BTFO'd by me already. You were wrong, live with it. Seethe over it, whatever.

>They would inevitably fuck up Valkorions character.
How you fuck up a character that was Sequel tier from day 1?

Her left hand is not holding the handle at all. She's gonna burn her own arm.

It's true all of it

Jumanji was only 2 mil behind TLJ on opening weekend? Jesus Christ TLJ really did under preform...

Take that Rian Johnson haters!

Oh wait.. where am I? This isn't cucksville...

Star Wars is the lowest of low brow sci-fi. If you even dare call it sci-fi.
Nobody except the most sòy encrusted Star Wars fan cares either way.
He's a fucking droid, Obi Wan even says so in the movie.
He's the fucking Droid General or some shit.
The fact you think you're smart for knowing that there's a difference between cyborgs and robots proves what an underage faggot you are.
Fact remains: it doesn't matter in Star Wars, he's made of metal, hes a fucking droid buddy.

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Nice name calling, really proves your point

You can't reason with rabid star wars sòyboys.
But I think that fella's gone to alphabetise his funko pops collection, he got rekt hard.

>Dio

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it does sound lame tho

>integrating the droids into the plot

If this is true, consider me hyped

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all of this sound stupid and generic and try hard enough to be absolutly real.

with luck it will bomb enough to take a few years and more planning before dump any other star wars shit.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=-840keiiFDE

>Doubling down on droid toys for merchandising in a last desperate attempt to milk the franchise
Believable.

The movie needs to start with "TLJ was a dream" to have any chance of making me interested.

Gotta redo that vidya game sequence where they're escaping through the giant stompy crushers, user. That looked so cool!

youtube.com/watch?v=NolsoDRoasE

Accept defeat, man, you're an embarrasment to yourself and everybody else.

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He is not a droid. Period.
But you sure are an NPC incapable of self-analysis.

makes sense cause they had to give 50% off their current Face of the Saga's autograph since even Finnfags won't buy it. what else cna they do but double down on droid merch since human characters are commercial bust?

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It's the last one. I mean, it's not, but it's the last one that "matters".

>not only are we ripping off ROTJ but we're also ripping off Attack of the Clones, the worst of the prequel films!
I hope Disney goes bankrupt in 10 years.

>human characters are commercial bust?

Finn is a bust. Daisy Ridley autos go for 500+, Adam Driver for 300+, Harrison Ford for 1000+.

Carrie was 50 bucks and Mark around 150

I hope this is true, just because I want to see Clone Wars era battle droids running around again.

I hope Woody and the gang meet a whole bunch of Finns like this in TS4.

Ok, makes sense that only he's a bust cause why else his auto went down so much while other didn't? I couldn't imagine anyone buying that shit, not even his family.

Woody and the gang: 'who the fuck you"
Finn toys:"Finn's the most popular Star wars character ever. Look how many of us are there"
Woody&thegang:"cause you didn't sell a single one, you retards"

based

>DIO

>beloved characters
>valkorion
valkorion is fucking trash, and so is all old republic content after k2

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>dragons in Star Wars
heh, what a shitfest

disney should have just remade the prequels with better cgi

Daisy is overpriced. She's not even a big star and her toys don't sell much either. But she charges 500+ for autograph. Guess she's making up for less money from her character merchandise from the autograph signings.

Krayt dragons have been in starwars since the beginning. There is a skeleton on tatooine in A New Hope

H O L Y D I V E R

That won't last long. She'll go the way of Hayden when the nu-trilogy is over.

See, I wanted something that isn't about Jedi and Sith faggotry but for that I have spin-off movies and tv shows.
Sadly the spin-off movies are somehow getting some forcesensitive characters forced in like Vader and Maul while the Skywalker Saga movies that are specifically for Jedi/Sith faggotry seem to want to do their best to minimize the screentime of Jedi/Sith antics to a minimum. They just don't know what they are doing.

There are three people in a class of mine who talk about capeshit and Star Wars frequently. Recently one of them said “it HAS to be good”. They also all agreed that the snoke throne room fight from TLJ was “epic”. So retards expect it to be good.

Yummy nipples, I want to suck on them if you know what I mean.

Wat. Did they try to figure out with how many copyright infringments they could get away with?

Oh my God
Is that a motherfucking reference to the person who was the namesake for the motherfucking JoJo reference?