The Undateables thread

I wanted to laugh at this guy...but I can't. Happy for him getting a date

In the wild, the autists would just straight up murder the chads and enslave their women, as the structures in place that allow such social status to exist wouldnt exist.

I know the guy in the right. He's a stand up dude. You're a piece of shit. Would much rather spend time with him than with you.

I got into a kick watching The Undateables a couple months ago and knew it would be a hit with Yea Forums.

>mongrel autist and coalburner mom
what is wrong with britain?

the fuck? lol

she cute
youtu.be/JNgvgcZvviI

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yeah but attractiveness is not inherited from your parents. Sure you can inherit of their traits (eye/hair color, some facial shapes, height, etc...) but nothing guarantees you'll be as attractive as them. I agree with your statement but it would be pointless unless you could determine what you'll look like as an adult through some kind of technology, and even then it wouldn't account for environmental factors.

>the fucking fat autistic cunt in the video actually said that
The funny part was...he was "being himself". Being himself is using cards to help him through the date. Reminds me of when my friend tried hooking me up with this cute girl in high school, she got disgusted by me and started dating this smoker, and he was all like "what happened bro?" Told him she wasn't interested in me. "Like B YOURSELF bro". I told him I WAS being myself, he sort of got mentally confused for a solid minute.
FUCK I hate normies so much.

they're using editing to make it worse. you can tell. they're even cutting his audio feed. you can tell because there's a machine sound from his mic. but their background recording mic isn't picking it up. when they cut his sound you can't hear the machine.

never trust reality tv

so this is what /pol/ is striving to be. makes sense.

normies can't even bear the to think about the possibility that most of the good and bad things in their life is not the result of their choices so they spew nonsense like that because it makes them feel like they earned it.

First for Michael
youtube.com/watch?v=PbxJePgCsWQ

Dubs and I get the girl I want to date me.

incels can't even bear the to think about the possibility that most of the failures in their life are the result of their choices so they blame their genetics

that's not completely wrong though

>i can't get a gf because i'm ugly

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>Try to convince other incel faggots to kill chad
>Cant socialize so it never happens, only convince 2-3 equally retarded people to join
>Can barely do a pushup so women kick your ass for trying to rape them
>Chad finds out about your retarded ideas and has his friends execute you and has your head put on a spike for it

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Love this fucking show. Thanks

>swear at the squirrel... fuck you
>swear at the squirrel-Fuck off

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correct, chad has ALWAYS been fodder for the meat grinder of war while autists rape the woman back home

You know this is fake right? She's paid

tips fedora

I'm sure she's getting something out of it

except this is happening right now. Incels are running over people with cars and shooting up schools and shit and society is panicking because they thought people are docile so long as you give them easy access to food and porn.

and they still suck at it, incels are really useless

not fake
fulfilling her extreme caretaker complex. Doesn't work when you're just regular ugly

A K/D of like 6.0+ is pretty good.

You think it's bad now? Wait until the unemployment rates catch up with the labor participation rates, and more and more men are getting less and less sex while women are getting more and more sex. In a society with finite resources, you have a certain finite threshold before there's more people with have not's then have's. I kind of feel sorry for future generations.

/wiz/ figured out a long time ago that "just be yourself" really means "just stop being weird" NPCs can't comprehend the concept of someone being phenomenologically distinct.

My younger brother is exactly like that guy. weaboo, learned Japanese, is socially awkward like that. Hell he even grips pens and pencils exactly like that guy. But he has no drive to go out and meet a girl like atleast this guy does. I'm worried that he'll be alone for the rest of his life and have nobody to share it with. I share a place with him but I have a gf and we'd like to eventually move in together and start a life with kids and everything, but at the same time I'd feel like I'd be abandoning him.

Are there really people who are undateable haha

>aspergers
>goes on dates and has had a girlfriend, actually thinks its possible he'll meet someone

well hes certainly doing better than me

you know whats the sad part OP? i would fuck the holes out of her.

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She fucks the cameraman. No way this guy can fuck

Lol do you really think

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exactly
not when you're going against an unarmed crowd. It's pathetically low.
is he attractive? Maybe he just needs a little kickstart. Otherwise don't feel bad about it.

>Lol do you really think

>the BBC meme isn't rea-
youtube.com/watch?v=9hinca3VS_E

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

me too user

Chads are invading countries under the false pretense of terrorism and blowing whole cities away. Keep trying incel, you'll never have a chads bodycount

One of her ticks is to say Thundercats, and in one of her episodes she says it very calmly out of nowhere with the best comedic timing I've seen in forever. I love tourettes.

They do make it seem much worse but it can still be funny in the unedited scenes. They make every date seem awkward at first, but you can tell they splice them together in almost all of them by just watching their drinks, even if they do the editing properly. Still pretty good retard kino.

Even if they do the sound editing properly, I meant.

What's wrong with Chad?

He's shy

Lmao, you do realise the issues of incels are not a problem for 90% of the rest of the population? I mean imagine thinking theres going to be some big change because some people think people with red hair are oppressed and kill some people in autistic fits.

The next revoloution is most likely going to be enviormentally related, and lots of primitivists are going to become very powerful. THATS going to be the epidemic thought of the century, anti industrial revoloutionaries, anti technology revoloutionaries, and right wing revoloutionaries are the biggest threat right now, incels are insignificant in comparison, and they will literally never change anything, because its an ideology of pathetic people, who on the basis of that are incapable of the socialization, determination and responsibilities of people needed for revoloutionary change. In fact the world is more likely to become vegan than allow incels to do anything besides sperg out here and there.

>the autists would just straight up murder the chads
Chads would beat the shit out of the autists in the wild, though. Don't fool yourself.

>tfw just got back from fucking my gf and having her ride my face for 20 straight minutes
feels great not having to go through all this dating shit. it feels even better being attractive enough to skip dating and go straight to sex/cuddling

I second this. Also nice dubs

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Jesus Christ.

he's not chad, he's too ugly to get a date, you don't have to be inbetween them to get a girl, you need to be far above him, and that's just for a date, not sex/a relationship.

And still they don't breed.

eating pussy is disgusting, beta and pathetic

What is that hairdo called

>tfw 18 year old gf (im 23) and she's extremely introverted and has only had me as a sexual partner, on the second date we had sex in a parking lot in the back of my car and have pretty much skipped all of that dating shit, only to have sex regularly

this poster is a closeted homo

i think she's kinda cute she just needs her teeth fixing and she doesn't wear makeup because of autism

>Everybody except whites and East Asians get euthanized
Based.

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!

>implying sans makeup isn't better
Plus it helps weed out the females that are ugly versus the ones that look cute but only because they put on several layers of makeup. You find a girl who looks cute without makeup (or I guess at the most just some eye liner) and you got a keeper.

>i thought you were tintin

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She is very rude

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Channel 4 is the most based and kino station on all of british tv. Fuck off

I can't even watch the clips with tourettes people. Surely there must be some kind of drug that can solve this problem. I wonder what we did with these people back in the past, they probably got executed for being insolent or something. What a shitty hand to be dealt

>Why do autistic people really love anime?
youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

PEDO IN A SPEEDO

>hideki noo-gen
Fuck, brits really are a bunch of inbred dumbfucks.

I like how dark the subject matter is compare to the upbeat tone of the show. A little unsettling.

cause its made by autists, for autists

But this is not an ideal world.

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