Rian BTFO

wew, lads

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Clickbait. A sith lying is not a retcon.

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I want to kiss her fat fucking face and her flat chest

My trilogy will pull a billion each whether you faggots watch it or not
Bow

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But of course Jew Jew Abrams isn't going to do that.

Reminder not to get played by the hype machine. IX (and the trilogy) cannot be saved. However, they will try every gimmick and promise to get you to show up.

>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX
>JJ will not save IX
>Reylo will not save IX
>A new mystery box Macguffin will not save IX
>The Knights of Ren will not save IX
>Retconning TLJ will not save IX
^you are here
>Callbacks to the prequels will not save IX
>Lando will not save IX
>Practical effects will not save IX

Not so fast.

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Fucking kek, Disney is balls deep in his asshole.
Such a coward he can't commit any integrity to his dogshit vision.

>After the text scroll
>Pans down to Dagoba
>Rey is coming out of the cave of illusions
>She just saw the events of TLJ inside the cave
>Asks Luke, "What the hell did I just see?"
>"That is what your life would be if it were shit. All of that was an illusion."
>The real sequel to FA begins
Based JJ

Fuck your mystery boxes

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You forgot to add

>George Lucas in the post production will not save IX

How is this news? It was pretty obvious that everyone involved in TLJ didn't really give a shit. Poor Mark was the only one with a work ethic and they beat that out if him by the time he was forced to do the titty milk scene.

how about they just sell it back to lucas for a dollar

>H-Hey guys, you know that movie you hated and we insulted you for not liking. Well, we're totally down with that, in fact, o-our new movie might even be re-writing everything that happened in it. So please buy a ticket and see it. P-Please?

Rian Johnson had fun and that's all that matters

Star Wars still looks pretty cool, even though nu wars is very bad. Any reccs for fans of the aesthetic?

>Planned Trilogy
>2nd movie will literally became didn't happen
What a clown fiesta

The prequels are looking pretty good now huh? You boomer idiots.

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>he thinks he's getting a trilogy
Lmfao, let me guess, it's over for Drumpf too?

he has no vision user

most definitely, in fact there's a wonderful edit of the phantom menace that tidies up the pacing and superfluous elements to make it just that much better of a film, it's known as "the phantom edit," and I wholly recommend it to any true star wars gourmand.

>Spend 2 years defending your shitty movie from random twitter users.
>Accept Disney decision to retcon it like a little bitch.

This guys is such a fucking pussy is incredible. He literally must have sucked some disney exec cock to get that gig.

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Daisy should sit on my face and use my mouth as her personal toilet.

he's just a small fish trying to survive, and as we all know, "there's always a bigger fish

Disney PR machine is huge user. The only question is how much they are willing to spend to save this franchise.

If they want it enough they can buy their own fucking tickets to inflate those box office numbers.

>shitting where you eat

THIS

>Imagine dying on the hill of defending Rian's shitty movie
So are they finally gonna admit it was shit or what?

>MY FILM IS PERFECT. I WOULDN'T CHAGE A SINGLE THING. NAY, NOT ONE.
>oh ... you guys want to change some stuff? yeah, hat's cool.
>i ... i still get to make my movies right, guys?
>guys?

>rian btfo guys

Huh? How? He says in the same interview that JJ came to him to talk about IX and that his trilogy is still being scripted.

>This was but a shade of what could have been, Rey - a passing shadow, a tale told by ... but that's a good story for another time.

TFA
>Boring Mary Sue Basic Main Characters
>Some nice villain designs but those were already planned in by Lucas
>Star Wars but its just white people and a couple of minorities with aliens in the background doing shit
>Shit story and stupid mystery boxes

TLJ
>Has to use TFA shitty boring basic mary sue characters
>Has to explain the shitty TFA mystery boxes

I don't blame Rian for doing what he did. TFA was bad and him runing TLJ was to redpill Star Wars fans about the 9th movie being shitty.

retconned TLJ. rian mist have tapes of people raping and murdering children if he gets his own trilogy

They already are with captain marvel. They've probably lost hundreds of millions by now

source?

They did that with Capt Marvel just so investors wouldn't bail out if Capt Marvel sales were low and stock prices were too plummet. Also China has the same thing Chinese studios will buy tickets to their own movie to hype them up about being big studios and get government funding.

Sorry, I'm not autistic. And how did The Phantom Menace have pacing problems? Try to not sound like an idiot and say things like "They spent on Tattooine too long".

so every movie now retcons the one prior? what sort of a shitshow has SW become? get it together Disney, you fucking hacks

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baséd and redpiIIed

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nice, meybe they will fuck star wars worse this time

Solo, nigga, we saw Star Wars bleed, we know we can kill it now

you sound like a closeminded asshole to be perfectly honest

Nah. No sincere fan would say that. Thanks for asking though.

It's not an actual retcon. Not any moreso than Vader being lukes father. People dont know what a retcon is.

Closeminded? I gave the edit a try and it was shit, just like every other fan edits, because they're made by autists who think they're some professional editor and film maker because they only just learned how to use windows movie maker.
You sound like some fat neckbeard who can't take criticism and lashes out at everyone for disagreeing with you, to be perfectly honest.

Luke Skywalker igniting his green saber and beating the shit out of the Knights of Ren however, would save IX..

All they had to do was show Luke Skywalker some respect.. They can't do anything right.

I actually don't mind Rian as a director, but holy fuck the entire direction and script of his Star Wars movie was a mess.
All he had to do was follow Force Awaken's storyline and dial it in while just having fun as a director. But nope, his idiotic ego had to get in the way of it. Fuck him

t. boomer

I just want to point out that you insulted me throughout your posts, so I'm not under any obligation to treat you any better.

>it was a dream all along

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Exactly. The movie was an inconsistent mess that didn’t know what it wanted to be. It ruined both new and old characters and destroyed over acring plots not just from the TFA but the saga as a whole.