Happy birthday mommy!
Happy birthday mommy!
Other urls found in this thread:
archive.4plebs.org
nhentai.net
youtube.com
twitter.com
>only get work because of your hooters
>never show them
Really upset we still haven't gotten any sex scenes from her.
her jaw vs brie's jaw
which one is squarer?
i'd still blow my load all over both their faces of course
>ywn drink her bath water
there are plenty retard
From the catalog it looked like she was sitting on a photocopier and printing pics of her ass.
fat pig
Chastain literally jaw mogs everyone while still being attractive
WHERE ARE HER NUDES!!!!!!!
>pics of her ass.
user doesn't know
There are like 2 that aren't separately shot slide shows or 20 sec undressings. And none with her with her hair down in proper lingerie, which is her true form.
literally who?
Please tell us more about sex acts you'd perform on women who don't know you exist and wouldn't give you the time of day.
Not good enough
I'd cum inside Cate Blanchett I guess
If you wanna masturbate you'll have to make up your own fantasies, user. I can't do that for you.
Well you wouldn't fantasize about women you could actually pull now would you?
I kinda would, yeah
you should be fantasizing about as many women as possible
>breasts are more attractive uncovered than covered
based trips of dissatisfaction (congrats on them btw, you must be proud)
What's the point when you could just go fuck them?
do you not know how greentexting works?
are you alright?
Without seeing the nipples, for all I know one areola is twice the size as the other, and that's gross.
Anticipatory masturbation has its uses
>and that's based
fixed for his faggy squeamishness. do cunt nuggets gross you out too?
Its also Lily James birthday
>37
>no kids
what gives?
sauce?
>I'd cum inside Cate Blanchett I guess
I just watched Talented Mr Ripley. She's so pretty in that movie.
Fuck you for making me look that up
Boku no Pico
why do you lie? and why with such an old one?
Eat a dick, faggot
In my day *crack* *sip* we watched La Blue Girl
nay
white genocide
Is that an offer? ;)
Weird that two of my queens were born on the same day.
Is Agent Carter worth a watch? I'm so fucking bored.
Fuck no, if you want a good female secret agent show watch La Femme Nikita
not wierd at all if you’re aware of astrology
Truly? Elaborate if you would.
First season was good
Second meh
deep rabbit hole youd best jump into on your own
While I think season 2 focused too much on world ending black goop, the plot, character development and general storytelling was much more focused and tighter leading to a better experience. Season 1 was all over the place wacky nonsense.
got any links to the old blueberry threads about her popping
>it's another "Yea Forums is obsessed with a chunky 7/10 because it kind of reminds them of their mom" episode
She wants them badly, so it must be career reasons. What I wouldn’t give to be the one to impregnate her.
me on the left
>She wants them badly, so it must be career reasons.
>so it must be career reasons.
that means she doesnt want them
No, it's pretty much the big boobs. I was shocked when I saw her in Captain America for the first time because I didn't believe they'd allow a woman with knockers like that to be in a big hollywood blockbuster. I do like her face too, but I have a thing for women who might otherwise be average or homely that also have big tits.
imagine being so T H I C C that you rip the seams of your dress
Hello queerbate
Honestly, who do I have to bribe to get the rest of her fappening pics?! I better not die before the inevitable tit pics leak.
Pretty sure my mom was hotter but I don't have any photos :(
She’s always going on and on about being so broody and shit though. I’m genuinely really surprised she hasn’t had kids yet.
Imagine impregnating her and then being her sex slave while she is experiences crazy pregnancy hormones and wants to fuck 24/7. Wild.
>I’m genuinely really surprised she hasn’t had kids yet.
>has been dicked down hundreds of times probably
Yeah, what a shocker
haha that would be so funny and goofy lol
>dress is tearing at multiple points
fuck i love this woman's body.
Why would she give them up if they're the reason she gets work? That's fucking stupid. Keep them coming back for more.
AWWW
Happy Birthday
No, I don't want to know. I'm not gonna look this shit up.
it is a crime against humanity that this fertility goddess has not been impregnated yet
Her boyfriend is apparently a lot younger than her, he’s probably just busy living out his own mommy fantasies with her before he impregnates her for real
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
I would beat so many of you to death in your own homes with my bare hands just to smell her hair. I don't plan to, I'm just very willing. And she doesn't seem like the type of lady to ask for that.
I first started dating my current gf because her features (and tits) somewhat remind me of Hayley's. We've been together years and I'm terrified to tell her. I also have to find ways of avoiding watching any Hayley movies together just in case.
>I would beat so many of you to death in your own homes with my bare hands
I hope you like having a few extra holes in you
Patrician taste
I'm not knocking.
There's nothing wrong with having a type, especially if it's the best type.
>you will never be breastfed by a pregnant Hayley while she jerks you off
>I'm not knocking.
Of course not, it wouldn't be fair if you did
they really battaned down the hatches
disgusting but very based.
god i wish i were a big tiddy girl
Look at it this way: if you were one, would you be able to appreciate them as much? The grass is always greener, bros.
i know i would
t.discord tranny?
No, discord is for babies, and trannies are retarded.
Ha ha ha! Imagine is she walked all over you in those heels
god i want to feed her until she pops more seams
nofap ruined
Happy birthday to my qt waifu
>those light stretch marks on the side of the boobie
Almost as erotic as the blue vein.
Yeah you're right, big tiddy girls probably sit around thinking "man I wish I was a fat neet incel"
>there's only one lawn
You don't need to act stupid to get people to like you.
I want to lick her flat tummy
Pam 3.0
be careful what you wish for
SMERCHED
Is this a meme? That's very obviously not her.
Look at that smile, she fucking loves that dude.
Do you think she's ever forced a smoler actress to lick her pusy?
it been confirmed as her go check her instagram for the same earring
It is
I'll give you time to grieve
She's never had the biggest butt, but I do think it's an unflattering pic too. It has looked juicier in other pics without heels before
my absolute DICK
i want to make it not flat!
happy birthday mommy!!
If she was my mommyfu I'd make her discipline me in this outfit at least 1x day
Why hasn't she been in any films or tv lately? I need her to show up at more premieres wearing dresses like pic related.
It looks absolutely nothing like her. The face or the body.
yes we know you are a faceblind autist
cope harder. her ass was awesome pretty flat for a thicc mommy
Pretty sure the guy who first leaked her pics posts on here. All of the leaks so far have originated from user, at least as far as I can tell. So, keep asking around and maybe you'll find the guy, I guess?
ATWELL IS FINISHED
Were there more leaks or just that one pic?
>Pretty sure
Yeah great, thanks
She’s not white.
This. She has a decent bubble butt but it's nothing like her huge tits. Pretty typical proportions for a natural titcow, it's not a shocker or anything.
there was the uncropped high school prom pic, and also more recently her driver's licence. nothing too juicy (i.e., no full tits) yet
damnnnnn
i want big boobs and a square jaw its not fair
>those tits
>that sweat stain on her pit
>those feet
Goddamn this is too much for my dick.
>archive.4plebs.org
She doesn't remind me of my mom, she reminds me of the kinds of women I fantasized about raping me as a kid
her smile is legitimately the most qt thing in the world
Literally perfect
TOO
H
I
C
C
Nah BDH is the one posted on here a lot who reminds me of my Mum which means my dick always goes limp at the last minute before climax
It's birthday dance party time, boys
built for extensive breeding
agreed
Most of her facial expressions are GOAT, desu
Her tits are amazing, but I also unironically want to cum on her cheekbones
I want to cum IN her!
I mean, I assumed that option was the obvious top choice
Obligatory
OH MY GODDDD I AM SO LONELY AND HORNY FUCKKKKKK
dat little muffin top
When truly realistic robo-waifus become a reality, the robo-Hayley prototype will be my first choice, no matter how much it costs
>haha anons joking cause the dress is designed to be see through on the sides
>*sees actual tearing under armpit*
>erectiledysfunctionfixed.webm
the dress tried its best but didn't stand a chance
after she gets a creampie the cheekbones would be a good place to work with
if you play it right it could drip down on dem mammaries too anyway
Hayley threads are truly the comfiest threads. I wish she was in more movies and less theatre these days so we could have more excuses for threads
She knew what she was doing
Mommy genes going to waste
anyone have more pics of her when she was peak mommy
nice
>still no kino where she seduces a vulnerable schoolboy
Come on
I love how she showed up to one event one night all tanned and big haired and 70's just to show you that yes she is worthy of Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman role if Hollywood wasn't more interested in rat faced sticks.
>Blinded by the Light (August 16, 2019)
Directed by Gurinder Chada.
In 1987, during the austere days of Thatcher's Britain, teenager Javed learns to live life, fight for love, understand his family and find his own voice through the music of Bruce Springsteen.
>Viveik Kalra as Javed.
>Nell Williams as Eliza, Javed’s great love.
>Aaron Paghura as Roops, Javed’s best friend.
>Meera Ganatra as Noor, Javed’s mother.
>Kulvinder Ghir as Malik, Javed’s father.
>Hayley Atwell as Ms. Clay, Javed’s teacher.
>Ms. Clay
>Javed's teacher
C-could it be kino?
>Javed
>C-could it be kino?
nope. Unless you want to see based hayley raped on screen, ya sicko
God I hate these fucking rock star wank off music movies. I love Springsteen more than the usual Beatles or Dylan subjects but still fuck this.
She always does, user, she always does.
>a Muslim teenager
'Fraid not
>hayley as your teacher
you would literally never learn anything except how to fap discreetly under your desk
Have sex.
>ywn give her a warm creampie on a cozy weekend morning
i might as well just end myself right now, bros
I just want her to begin lactating bros
better luck next time
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to act around her. I'd forget every line, even my mum's name, with those big milkers around
FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>when she sees your peepee
kek, i liked when she bullied all of the beta faggots who embarrassed themselves commenting on that particular photo.
also, on a related note, i want her to bully me sexually in real life.
Unironically piss would be better for your health
The "just wearing a normal dress this is what she'd look like if she was your wife just hanging around the house on a normal day lol" pics are always the most painful.
Honestly, I can't imagine having to act remotely professional in her general vicinity. I'd probably cum in my pants if I saw her on the tube, let alone if I had to actually interact with and touch her.
Could she be any more based?
>she will never humiliate you online
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's how I always feel about her qt no makeup pics on instagram. It hurts, bros.
I'd try to act normal, but I'm pretty sure I'd end up calling her mommy at some point and she would glare at me with disgust and hate me from that point on. Also, every other female coworker would hear about it and look at me with the same despise
I betcha that motherfucker tried to look for thicker-rimmed glasses than he normally wears just so the camera wouldn't catch him peeping at those glorious tits
You just need to send her an embarrassing DM like this faggot user and she might just publicly humiliate you, too
How much of a chad do you guys think producer user was, anyway? I need to know what kind of man gets to fuck a goddess like Hayley.
>that jiggle
>implying she wouldn't be able to see it from her position at the head of the class
Where can I watch this with sound?
There is a less than zero chance that anyone who has ever even heard of Yea Forums has been within smelling distance of this woman
>ywn come home to a delicious Hayley burrito all wrapped up warm and toasty just for you
Ah, knew I had this somewhere
>ywn arrive at your hotel and open your suitcase to find a cuddly, travel-sized hayley stashed inside
REEEEEEEEEE
act your age woman
>hfw she sees your dick
>that devious look in her eyes
W-what's she planning?
it's time!
youtube: MCM London Comic October 2017: Hayley Atwell @ 31:00
white genocide you say?
She is very silly. I want to have a fun date with her.
If had to be someone other than me, I'm glad it was three stacks.
Based
Feeding time, that is.
What about being your wife and asking you if her tits will fit into this piece of lingerie?
man, that movie sucked but redhead hayley a cute
I can only masturbate to women who look like my mom desu
Dubs and I get a thicc girlfriend.
Absolutely patrician
I've seen enough: This is absolutely an aspect of her fetish.
Y'know, I've often wondered what her fetishes are for real. Maybe you're on to something.
Safe to say she has an oral fixation, at the very least.
>butterface
>pig nose
>flat ass
so this is a 10/10 ?
Rude. Her nose is adorable.
god I miss Peggy, bros :(
I've got no complaints
good grief
The white men who are attracted to women like her are at home fapping to porn instead of asking her out.
Hayley Atwell?
Sorry, I don't like women with small boobs
>it's another "stumpy dicklet cowers at the sight of a real woman because he's low test" episode
go ahead and post the anime girls you prefer
whos this fuckin porker?
>that hairstyle
Yes, this show was brilliant
Agreed. Plus her chemistry with best Chris was absolute bro-tier.
Rachel Aldana (I think)
B I G
I
G
>porker
please get this thing out of our pure waifu birthday celebration thread
Dubs and I get a thicc girlfriend.
I want to cum on her dimples, which might be equally weird desu
enjoy your chestlet waifu
Imagine fathering daughters with her that looked just like their mother
eres un anzuelo de silbidos mamita
I would breed an entire stable of children with her without a second thought. And I don't even want children.
>birthday
I think she and Sofia Boutella have been drinking from the same Sexual Energy fountain.
That is depressing.
God fucking dammit, why won't these two star in a movie together before they are too old? I need more mental images of them in close proximity so it's easier for me to picture them fucking each other.
She was in Christopher Robin
>Hayley suffocates Gemma with her superior tits
>Gemma suddenly makes a power play move by sitting on Hayley's face and suffocating her with her powerful thighs while grinding her pusy on her face
Someone please fund this absolute kino of the highest order immediately.
Party in the front, business in the back.
She had that dreadful blonde hair during the press tour though...
Tits still on point tho
Clearly not her
It is her, along with the prom one
DID THEY FUCK
Yes. I think it's basically verified at this point.
>Dominic Cooper has threatened to shame Hayley Atwell by releasing saucy joke footage they filmed between takes on the set of Captain America: The First Avenger.
>The British actress and her co-stars made their own version of superhero porn to amuse themselves while waiting for the cameras to roll.
>But Atwell, who plays Captain America's love interest in the blockbuster, is terrified Cooper will embarrass her by uploading the racy footage online.
>She tells Nylon magazine, "We got up to a lot of mischief on set. There was a lot of waiting around, so he'd get out his iPhone and make videos of the characters when they think they're not being watched. Like (my character) Peggy Carter giving Captain America a blowjob in the cockpit of the plane.
>"I spoke to Dominic yesterday and he threatened to put the video on YouTube."
their offspring would be gods among mere mortals
>we want the Billie Piper audience
>manchin
no
her face is literally angelic
It has really been too long since we had a good Hayley thread on Yea Forums
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SO HOIRNEY AND SO FUCKING LONLEY
When is the robo revolution coming? We should invest more on it than exploring dead space or saving immigrants.
That's a dude
welp, guess i'm a faggot then
I think having kids is like career suicide for an actress. Jessica Alba basically stopped doing movies for example, so did that French girl from that lesbian movie. Unless you're like Angelina Jolie and you just adopt 8 of them and just pay other people to take care of them.
F
RIP dress. You did all you could, time to rest now.
I know that is an unpopular sentiment in Hayley waifu threads but I agree. I'd prefer her to be childless for as long as possible because it'll give us a greater chance of seeing her have more widespread career success. Plus, pregnancy fetishes aside, it's pretty standard knowledge that having kids usually makes a woman's body way worse off in the long run. Peak Hayley is thicc but non-mommy, imo.
Cute
>ywn cum on her sweet face
my heart hurts
Imagine riding a motorbike with her. Her hugging you from behind, those giant milkies pressed against back. The vibrations turning her on.
sounds like a dream desu
i also want her to ride me aggressively and shove her milkies in my face
>She will never walk down the aisle for you
>you will never have this effect on hayley
>Anyone who follows Hayley Atwell on instagram knows she has a lively sense of humor. As it turns out, the actress brings those impish qualities with her to set — even when she’s shooting a sophisticated period piece like Howards End.
>Some of those “little pranks” involved “silly backstories” made up by Atwell and her castmates about why Lawther’s character, Tibby Schlegel, is so eccentric. “We had a running joke that Tibby’s troubles have all stemmed from the fact that Aunt Juley [played by Tracey Ullman] is still breastfeeding him,” she said, laughing.
>Atwell’s on-screen love interest was also the target of the actress’s practical jokes. Though the character of Mr. Wilcox is a self-assured titan of industry, Atwell and Macfadyen concocted a fan theory that Margaret Schlegel meant to destroy him. “We had an ongoing gag that in fact maybe this whole time Margaret’s actually kind of evil genius mastermind, and she’s set out to completely emasculate Mr. Wilcox, so by the end he’s a giant baby and he can’t string a sentence together anymore,” Atwell said. “We imagined him sat in his bedroom just in a giant diaper.” In keeping with that idea, she continued, “on the last day of filming I planted a diaper inside Matthew Macfadyen’s costume, and then a training potty in his bathroom, and I put a pacifier in his pocket.” Atwell also arranged it so that her costar “was given a cup of tea in a sippy cup with a bib” during their lunch break. “It was very naughty,” she admitted with a laugh.
D-does she have a mommy fetish, guys?
Olivia Wilde
t. incel projection
men don’t count
She's very nice in person. Met her late one night when my company was out in Venice. She has a lingerie shop and knew the producer we were with (my boss) and we went to an exclusive little patio area where there were a few people. She was super friendly.
oh god oh god please be true
>constantly mogging every roastie
based hayley
titlets are for bullying
Absolute dominant body language 100% of the time. Has any actress ever been so based?
they look like fucking sisters, god I want them as my mommies
Imagine the jealous, lust filled sex they would have with each other, vying for domination. Years of competition over the same roles fueling the fire.
I would honestly kill a man to see that video.
lesbo
Watch Aeon Flux instead
Whenever she's alone with one
wow that a thing to ponder
My mommy issues hit me hard...
yes
goddamn
I hate her as agent Carter, but love her when she's a mean bitch to other women
Post the one where she takes the chestlet's boyfriend
fat bitch
Post the one that's actually funny. Oh wait you can't. It doesn't exist. Try the one that's sexy. Oh, shit, same problem. Okay, how about the one where the text matches the mouth mov-damn you can't do that one either. Oh well.
She's waiting for you
Can't beat auntie Antje.
nice
from my actual experience, only the uglier/more desparate girls will let you do that
Everyone loved J-Law until the fappening. The longer you can make virgins wait to see you nekkid, the more money you can make.
>in Captain America with Natalie Dormer
>no lesbian sex scene
Why is life so fucking cruel?
What's the appeal if all she offers is her big juicy brit tits
They created a great pairing and then split them up for the rest of the MCU run. You can tell they were always desperate to get them back together but Marvel had written themselves into a corner.
Hayley is the global 2017/2018 Tit-Off champion.
dropped
>what gives?
>Everyone loved J-Law until the fappening.
Yeah, no.
Change your sex
Based
>Hayley = Venusaur
>Gemma = Ivysaur
who's Bulbasaur?
I dont understand? Apart from judges being cucks - how does signing one prenup in bed - and having that being torn up because reasons - mean the other two also get torn up.
why is she so fun bros
youtube.com
She's a greedy whore, but the guy is also a fucking idiot. Prenup contracts should be signed in the presence of a lawyer and witnesses, not in bed.
>cucks
You mean kikes.
lads im confused
>yfw you just found two fresh virgins to feed your milkers
yeah I agree he should have got a lawyer, she should get her own counsel as well etc, but its still a contract. No coercion, they were "relaxing" that's the whole reason to throw it out. She wasn't intoxicated or anything. Everyday its more bullshit like this
What do they say at 1:10
Weird looking fella
He's just British, they look like that
I’m absolutely smashing my penis to this thread. Give a like and share if you are too.
>golden globes
based
>gets nude daily in her life, she's pro nudity
>never nude on film
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>getting BLACKED in her next tv show
OH NO
She came dangerous close to the wall with that bad blond dye job and losing too much weight last year. Happy to see she bounced back.
>she will never taste your meat
Is she a nudist?
>bump limit
DUMP HAYLEYS
She deserves the BBS (big black semen)
that's not her
>oven name
SPLOOSH
*licks lips*
Does anyone else thinks Ava is the pornstar look a like of Hayley?
Hell no but close. Ava is half spic
Good god no. You don't deserve Hayley, fuck off.
imagine how big they would get while pregnant
thanks for the pics lads
ill enjoy them later
SHE BURNED COAL ON SCREEN, HER CAREER IS DEAD!!!FACT!!!