Films only you have seen

>Films only you have seen

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Unless that’s some alternate French cinematic cut then that’s a load of bs
I love this movie, Peter Stormare plays the GOAT Lucifer, and Tilda Swinton A’s Gabriel was a nice touch

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i like keanu but i can't bring myself to watch this
last one i saw was doubles advocate

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>Connery
>Bond
>

a lot of people have seen this movie what the fuck are you talking about, especially when it released.

bought a zippo lighter and started chainsmoking because of this

its one of his best movies, do yourself a favor.

it has some cool scenes but it's pretty whatever. a shame really a lot of wasted potential. don't think keanu makes for a good constantine though so maybe not so much

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i've seen this several times. I like the weird fake wall part when he's with the fairy

If you're like most normies and haven't read a single Constantine comic, then you will like this movie.

It has some of the best portrayals of demons and the best Satan of all time, hands down.

And it was entertaining.

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dumb zoomer

yeah but Lucifer was in it for literally one scene. the movie could've been a lot better given the source material they had to work with.

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The 1 (one) good thing the French have ever done.

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french fries

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Belgian. Trust me, I have done the research and this film is the only good thing to ever come out of there.

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Kino incoming

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went to an indie theater for the first time seeing this kino

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Seen both these, definitely underrated classics.

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Loved Dan Stevens.

Lol slevin isnt a number, gay

The birth of kino

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Oh shit they made a Bloodborne movie?

U R NOT JOHN SOTO. NO

really sucks that movies like these are no longer being made. it wasn't particularly special but i just wish we had more one off sci fi films. i watched it on vhs as a kid. maybe i should watch it again one of these days

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I watched this on a flight. It was pretty interesting. I never realized how much the SAS team screwed up but we're still able to do their job.

kek

That's why luck has nothing to do with it.

Brutal noir movie set in post-war Japan. The sort of thing you'd think would have a cult following.

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Wonder what ever happened to Josh Hartnett he was in everything for a while

Hahahaha ok underrated podracer

He killed it in Penny Dreadful, maybe he got sick of (((them)))

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Dark Knight Rises the plane goes down with no survivors

Do you guys get annoyed when Dan Stevens does that sexy smirk? I don't know why, but it unnerves me. It might be because every time he did it in the "the guest"

I have that movie broken up in like, 20 rar files on a mediafire account that I forgot my login on.

At least I'm probably the only person on Yea Forums to have seen them:

Secret Ceremony (1968)
Ewiger Wald (1936)
Ascension of the Demonoids (1985)
Dandy Dust (1990)
Return of the Ewok (1982)
In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo (1985)
Luminous Procuress (1972)
Night Angel (1990)
Ghetto Freaks (1970)
Dark Secret of Harvest Home (1978)
Flaming Creatures (1963)
Belladonna of Sadness (1973)

^Beat these.

Saw these, can recommend.

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And that's barely scratching the surface.

i've posted this a dozen times and not one reply

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>Peter Stormare plays the GOAT Lucifer
Patrician opinion.

I don't know why ethan hawke is so unpopular

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Kawaii :3

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This is pure kino

Is wonder woman a tranny or something? Why is there a woman in a gay porn?

lots of people watch that you dumb zoomer

bamp

Seen these Doomsday is decent, Boxing Helena isn't. Nobody has seen this crap.

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I'm gonna trust you're judgment.

I always place him alongside Ray Wise as the Devil in Reaper, and Peter Cook from Bedazzled. All great in their respective roles.

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I also recommend this one, it's very underrated

Bet none of you have seen this masterpiece.

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Did anyone else think the handmaiden was cuter?

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This was me and my sister's favorite movie growing up, it's great. Been wanting to watch it again.

It's a fantastic movie and it's got Weisz in it kys and watch it.

Seen it

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maah nigga, what about this one. Re-watching it rn.

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Seen it too, that was good.

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aww :3 it's my favorite movie too now ;3

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How about a name in English you buttfucker?

>Is wonder woman a tranny or something?
did you really need to ask this

I liked this one

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Im such a completist that i need to buy this

>she has special needs...to kick butt

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Excellent kino

>In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo (1985)
Nice try you silly cocksucker but the pilot for some failed children's show written by coke-addicted street mime is not a movie.

Not him but "Black line"
Google reverse image search, brodenheim

in terms of kino Yea Forums hasn't seen

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The Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left

Alain Prost

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Don't know why I watched it, but I never met anyone else who had.

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featuring peak Teri Hatcher

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is this as awful as it seems

Unironically liked this more than Ong-Bak

>A movie
>starring
>whoever
>and
>maximum qt3.14 Rachel Weisz

Of course I saw Constantine. A very good movie. I've seen every movie, TV show, (and play) that my waifu has appeared in.

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Came to post this

I remember loving this when I was younger.

Have the dvd

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Everyone has seen Belladonna of Sadness, user. Other than that good list

Is it any good?

its the only dvd I own

I didn't finish it though

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no it's great, almost naked gun level

>tfw His Indian brother gets it.

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wait
isn't ong bak and the protector the same movie?

Yo is that gatsu

Is this a joke?

So much potential. I wouldn't mind a remake/reboot.

Alizee

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ive jerked to the titties in this, twice

I win.

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Sunday too far away

I'm not the only one who saw this though - I let my 10 year old bro watch it with me.

When we got caught, we told mom it was Step Brothers.

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Kino movie and kino soundtrack

Ong Bak - Save my villages budda head

Protectors - Save my elephant brother

Both great action flicks, but I don't blame anyone for mixing them up.

>Class of 1999

Most quotable, fun, action packed B-movie I've ever seen.

One of the kids explodes a teacher in the science lab and goes...

>"Guess I blew that class!"

Blahahaha!!! Classic!

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Read the shitty book and saw the shitty movie, kill yourself.

Avatar (2009)
A le true hidden gem

Would much rather they actually use the source material.

Seen it. Kiarostami used to be popular on the board before the capeshitters took residence.

This has been on Best of the Worst you faggot.

I watched that when I was 10
You're not special!

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I remember from when I was a kid, I'm sure it was shit but I think I enjoyed it back then.

ITT : films zoomers think are rare.

i worked at a movie theater in the mall the time this was released and watched this for free like 4 times.

damm im old

>best if the worst

What is that, some kind of podcast? Only a faggot zoomer would resort to 'how did this get made' knock offs to get movie recs instead of growing up watching ki o films. Why don't you go get your own culture faggot, instead of stealing ours.

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Prayer of The Rollerboys was on cable all the time in the 90s. TMC, nigga

Giallo / murder mystery freak here, I have actually scene this one.

Didn't like it very much though

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The last, non-awful Thora Birch film.

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bai ling is an international treasure

I REALLY loved this film, and it's surprising because it has Robin Williams in it, and yet every single person I've ever mentioned this movie to has never seen it, let alone heard about it. It's pure aesthetic kino and also made me cry like a little bitch.

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Also theres a scene where he runs like he's in an anime

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nice try, Antonio

Saw this in the theater. Only went to it because it was the first movie released in a brand new THX room and I wanted to see how good the setup was.

This was on netflix for a while I think so I may not be the only one. Still though I doubt many would give it a chance. I love it. Lord Jarang is a badass motherfucker.

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The girl I liked back in high school loves this movie.

It's also release by another name.

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But Family Guy told me it was bad...
youtu.be/JvhRAkGoSJ8

Depends I guess. I'm really into exploring idea's of the afterlife and I just thought this movies take on it was great. The story was def cliche'd but I don't give a fuck I don't mind cliches if done well.

>ive jerked to the titties in this, twice
why not jerk it to the beavers?

an absolute travesty of a movie but so fucking entertaining to watch

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Muh nigga

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How many heresies can they fit in one movie?

I can't tell if this a troll thread or if some of you morons really are this fucking stupid.

I have this on dvd nerd

this was cute but the ending was a little weaker compared to how strong other scenes were

Lol seen them all, twice.
Good series.

Saw this back in college. It was alright from what I can remember.

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Is this one of those meems i hear so much about? I've seen this op before, same text same constantine poster

love this

pretty drunk through this one, I don't remember most of it. I liked the kill where the guy was standing with his head out of the sewer and then a wire lasso got put around it, while the other end took off in a car
this poster looks like Get Shorty

Except for me you perhaps the only one on this board who thinks this way. I thought it was some B-list horror, but turned out it was fuckin great

Seen em, good and very good.

You don’t mean underrated you mean it’s not shared as often as it deserves.

Lies, I've seen this.

Mars Needs Moms

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she's the main love interest in OSS 117
hit as fuck

I recommend this shit so fucking hard.

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Where tf is Cyborg?

great movie, sir.

Transexual MTF are men, not women. Fucking a transexual is a gay act.

looks like bigoted trash

tip of the hat to you my kind gentlesir, may the internet grant you many epic bacon points today!

why are underage twitter niggers so afraid of writing 'the fuck'

Faye Dunaway was so inspired by the material she came out of retirement for this.

its the
>how fucking reddit and zoomer retard can you be
episode, everyone has seen movies posted in these threads.

This was amazing back in the day. Can't find it anywhere online.

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i've been watching several female-led movies recently and i don't like them. i don't like most movies i see in general, but i mean not one decent one yet.

I was hoping others here had seen that, but I never see it mentioned somehow.

>men have tits

>Carrie Coon

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The ass shot of Monica Belluci was out of this planet

Dogtooth
The thirteenth floor

dogtooth was cute except the hammer scene

It's bad, bad film making... until it takes chances and becomes very good. A meh movie that becomes real life when Carrie Coon shows up. Strange.

nigga i saw that in theaters it was a goddamn masterpiece

was fucking amazing to see it on the screen considering where i lived they pulled it in a week.
i need a 72 inch TV to appreciate it again.

>be Izzy
>get the fuck

Nobody ever knows what I'm talking about when I mention this movie.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E8zrztwASpg

Based book adaptation coming through

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Good shit.

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> OSS117

you, sir, are alright!

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Hey it's that guy that played a retard

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>WHAT, YOU LIKE PAIN? HAVE SOME OF THIS!

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I've seen it, and love it. Although it's a good choice; few people know it exists.


It's such a strange vision of fantasy though. Almost like some kind of prehistorical otherzone with forgotten magical technologies and weird creatures.

Lucio Fulci was a very special man.

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He really was. I was thinking that very thought just yesterday.

Make way for some French comedy kino

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He got sick of (((them)))

Everyone in yurop has watched.
Every teenage girl in the '00s has watched it.
I watched this shit in the cinema when it came out, it made me feel no empathy to Chris Farley's death.

Warzone High Noon! Peak trash kino. Malcolm McDowell was too good in it.

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Watched it (and most of Wong Jings other work),top Cat.III kino.

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hot

Seen it

"THEY HAVE THE SPEEEAR OF DESTINYYY".

Doomsday was/is bad
Saw it in 2009, thought it was shit. Saw it hungover in 2015, thought it was shit still.

it's weird that tilda swinton and elizabeth debicki exist in the same cinematic universe but didn't show us their feet.

Seeing movie posters like this give me a weird form of nostalgic whiplash.
Remember the hundreds of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon knock offs?
Reminds me of the era about 11 years ago where every comedy movie was "FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SUPERBAD"

Nah, your taste is shit, that's all.

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Reddit hates this movie

Loose to us

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Might as well ask here.
>fairly old movie
>about finding lost civ/something similar
>i think it had dinosaurs in it

That movie was fucking canuck kino

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I see you is a man of culture as well.

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Liking females with penises is not gay

yes i am

Its a 10/10 movie for 90% and completley falls apart in the last 20 min

i STILL remember that kid said his appendix was on the wrong side

I watched this movie during French class in high school

super underrated. This movie literally made me stop hating on Josh Hutcherson (even if he is still a bit of a gimp in it). You can tell it's edited by someone experienced in music videos, which funnily enough is what probably gives it its ultimate "edge"

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Wrong, it’s a 10/10 film for 90% and then in the last 10 minutes it becomes martial arts kino

this post is 100% correct

do it

Is it as good as Kill List/Field in england?

Toby kebbel is a great actor who's had a mediocre career. Probably because he looks like a retard

>seeing CIA as a bumbling autist
Kino

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kek
But, I firmly believe pic related was the third and final film in the trilogy.

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This was so shit.

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