OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So Cavill definitely out then,, kek

THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING

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it's a cute scene
blame cavill for refusing to cameo

What, did you really want leto back? Just for using his Joker it's already shit

? Good scene

ON NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

What are those diagonal muscles near his dick? I've never seen those on anybody, even bodybuilders. Or maybe I just forgot.

Vagina bones

who cares what you think is shit retard. the fact that DC is so incompetent with mishandling of actors they have to resort to faceless/headless cameos is a fucking laughable joke.

Superman having lunch with a kid is a totally superman-like thing to do. I can't believe they did Superman better in a Shazam movie than in his actual movie.

>and people make fun of Shazam's muscle suit

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I hope Mark Hamil does the voice over for this

why even bother

>it's a company wars thread

I think in the future movie will studios will require you to sign your likeness for a few decades so they can deep fake you into them.

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Ruffalo and Cheadle are shit. The guy before Cheadle was shit too. Edward Norton wasn't. Capeshitters are too delusional to care.

oh okay

Who gives a shit about WM

>he doesn't have groin ribs
Freak.

I do. Fuck you.

the fuck is that drink supposed to be? everyone knows milk comes in cartons

You mad at facts?

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Jesus you Marlel poojeets are legit seething at the fact that DC is being paid more attention to than your overstayed cookie cutter shit huh? Imagine being so pathetic and NPC’d that you spend your waking hours defending that kiddie shit on a Taiwanese crab fishing forum.

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>a few decades

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Shazam is gonna reach cult status like Sky High

1 BILLION

Someone explain?

What’s the context of the scene and do they show Superman’s face or hear him talk?

Shazam sucks because it's made for kids

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Superman comes to their school to rape Freddy

>and do they show Superman’s face

what do you think the point of the thread is you retard

Yes Aquaman made $1 billion

That's the Justice League suit. Are you a newfag? We shat on it a lot. "Oh Superman doesn't look kiddy enough for you? Ok we'll make him look like an action figure!"

it's not the same suit

Shazam says "I brought a friend guys" and then Superman shows up for no reason, cut to credits

2 BILLION WITH ANOTHER 2 BILLION SOON

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Fuck Shazam, i want new Superman movie, not this fucking cameo bullshit.

embarrassing

*made for parents

Kids don't ask for this kind of pandering. They're cool with tits and violence.

>Superman with White hands

yikes

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>user reviews
>before movie was released

This. I feel like it's more awkward to do shit like this than to not have them show up at all.

tony/rhodey scenes are literally the best cus there's zero cringy gay tension, they're just two buddies who's seen a lot of war and grit together and arent scared to show each other when they need help from a brother

like tony in im2, rhodey is the only person tony tells he's sick, and allows him to be seen in a weakened state
in civil war tony is pouring all his effort into helping rhodey after the spinal injury

not to mention rhodey is one of the only people tony will listen to, not even pepper does this
it's wholesome brotherhood dude

WB are fucking stupid

War Machine is pretty based in MCU I'll give him that. Good casting.

Don't tell me Cavil quit too?!?!

Why can't DC keep it's stars? They all just keep abandoning ship! DCEU is a dumpster fire at this point and if you're still invested then you're a fucking retard simp.

i thought the joke was it could've been fake

True. Joker will be kino though.

imagine shilling for disney all day

>Joker will be kino though
Only because marty is forcing it to not take place in the "universe"

They really should bring back the red strongman shorts. They shouldn't have to look 'sensible' or like a nanoarmor suit if it's just a uniform from Krypton.

>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't care what your point was, you're a faggot for posting this way.

youre a moron

Would you fuck Billy if he got Mary's Shazam body?

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I don't know but how does a screenshot point out that a movie is shit?

Avatar and Titanic find that cute.

>groin ribs

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Billy becomes a sexy woman and lets Freddy explore his new body.

Marvirgin trying too hard.

it doesn't but the movie itself is indeed shit

They are called the Sartorius muscles

JUST CAST HAMILL ALREADY FFFFUCK

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[SPOILER]does anybody know if the cam rip is any good[/spoiler]

Prove it retard. Oh wait you can't LMAO get owned dipshit fuck

>tfw only person who gets emotional whenever supermans theme begins to play

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So it's in universe canon that he met the Justice League?

>Look at the top of his heeeadddd!

It's the last shot in the movie, other than the mid-credits scene.

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Superman is legit my favorite DC character. I'ved loved him since I was a kid and my reasons have changed a lot as I got older. It kinda miffs me when people down on him.

Thank you for shilling for Disney goy.
1 shekel(s) deposited in your account.

Hero's crippled best friend brags to a bunch of school bullies that he's best friends with the hero, and he'll show up to eat lunch with him the next day. Hero doesn't show up because he's busy dicking around and thought crippled friend was being stupid. End of the movie, crippled friend and hero have both matured, but hero shows up to school anyway to eat lunch with the crippled friend. Hero says that he brought another friend with him, and Superman's Bulge walks into the frame. Hard cut to credits. Super villain meets a talking caterpillar.

MCU haters will defend this HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
A
HA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAAH

Based Shazam! bringing his pal to lunch.

>I think in the future movie will studios will require you to sign your likeness for a few decades so they can deep fake you into them.

buddy they already tried that with Cavill and it didn't work out so well

yikes

...

Thank God he's atleast white

wasn't even the most cringe scene in the movie
just watch any scene with the asian kid
>he has no insta or fb
>this is a ghost
this is actual dialogue in anno domini 2019

>>this guy is a ghost*
zzzzzzzz

>unironically cringing at zoomer shit
Cringe.

shut the fuck up
you don't know cringe until you sit next to a grown ass fat man shoveling overpriced popcorn into his fat face and bursting into laughter every couple of minutes filling the air with the stench of cheap grease and popcorn
I wanted to die okay
fuck shazam

Couldn't they find someone who doesnt look like he's 40+
Fuck saw it in IMAX and levi's wrinkles were fucking uuuuge!

>I wanted to die okay
The only cringeworthy thing here is your comment. Just fucking die already.

maybe close your mouth next time you fat fuck

Based seething man-hating dyke who loves Captain Fungus

What is happening in this

You can't even control yourself ladderfag always posting the same messages and same comments.

it's funny that Yea Forums calls anyone a "Ladderfag" because they don't like DC's trash

Why did she get the same color? What were her abilities?

>Make a wish foundation kid wanted Captain Marv-I mean sparklefingers to come to his school and have lunch with him to prove he's not a pathetic loser to his classmates.
>He doesn't show up and the kid looks like a pathetic loser in front of the whole school.
>End of the movie he shows up and eats with him at the school cafeteria.
>He also makes up for being a dick and flaking on him by bringing a "friend."
>that friend being Supes.
>cut to credits without ever seeing his face

>tfw we never learned what happened to his leg

>Yea Forums
lol no, you are kinda infamous here, and is totally fine to dislike DC but you are a fucking autist that call everything WB bad and everything Disney good. You make countless threads with the same images and this unique extreme hatred for WB movies in general almost everyday while defending anything Disney as if it was something sacred.

You are sick and need professional help.

Victor pushed him out the window

>They all just keep abandoning ship!
Haven't you read the news, Ladderman?
movieweb.com/amp/the-suicide-squad-2-viola-davis-amanda-waller/

>Literally had Man Of Kino to kick off the DCU
>this is happens

What the FUCK went wrong?

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Is it bad that I want adult Shazam to do lewd things to Freddy?

I think she was the first Captain Marvel spinoff thing so they weren't doing the other colors yet.

I don't care about DC or Marvel, but this is objectively embarrassing. I clicked on the thread assuming Cavill looked like CGI'd shit or something like in Justice League and it turns out they don't even show his face? That alone makes this film a bomb. It's like going on a date by yourself after the chick cancels. Utter display of weakness trying to look nonchalant and unphased.

Is there an end credits scene?

the torrent doesn't have it

Another thing I want to point out is that they stole the whole "cartoon" end sequence from Spider Man Homecoming, it even has a punk song

>spider man homecoming was the first movie to have a cartoon outro

Wasn't he fired?

Jesus Christ name a bigger JUST than the dceu

They couldnt work out a deal

got him!

>try not to risk casting a new face without being 100% their current guy is still gonna be around
you mean like batman and superman two main characters

How is it doing at the box office?

moving the goal post

bad

Hi Mickey!

Not that we know of. Stalled negotiations, but with both sides open to him keeping the roll, and the money Aquaman made has probably increased the chances WB will risk paying a little more to keep him. It was the height of the JL blunder when it all seemed to be unravelling that the negotiations halted.

They might have, but it may be another fixed number of appearances that they aren't willing to 'waste' given his expense on an uncertain and somewhat low budget movie like Shazam, or maybe it was just too late and filming was done.

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good

I don't know who to believe

believe me i only tell the truth

It was a meter for audience if they were planning to watch it you tard

>That obviously padded suit on Levi

That jew kid is so annoying
Took me out of every scene

Shazam was better than CM by a lot. CM was just another by the numbers Marvel movie. Seriously, out of the multitude of films they've done, there only three I'd ever want to watch again. Shazam was great.

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which one are you, the one saying its doing bad or good

bad

good

Disney shills are too obvious

That can't be Cavil's hands he has baby hands

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>snyder makes one good capeshit kino
>WB let him direct the most essential films to get their universe going

Thats what went wrong. Shazam was OK but everything else has been a dumpster fire even fucking aquaman was trash yet that movie made 1.1 billion.

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both

retard just change seats, rise up like a gamer and go sit somewhere else.

unless you fell for the assigned seating meme lol

have sex

This is what happens when you let zack snyder direct your cinematic universe

Absolutely embarissing. If it wasn't for a chinaman DC would literally be dead right now.

that's the fucking Nick Cage suit isn't it?!

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NOBODY LOOK

The blame is on Whedon. Snyder's movies were perfect.

trips of truth

>go watch capeshit in a theater
>get mad when you're surrounded my mouthbreathers
retard

>blaming Whedon instead of Warner Bros

Whats wrong with you shills? The reason they got Whedon was because they needed to make the DC universe likable like Marvel

I dunno their's a decent amount of swearing and violence

you're not saving it, DCuck
a shame because the movie was good
they should just make unconnected standalone movies and let batman and superman be until audiences forget about how snyder turned them into box office cancer

Shazam is the AntMan of the current DC movies. Or maybe Ghost Rider.
It's incredibly cheesy by even the previous movie's standards (and even by Marvel standards) with particular characters who overact on top of having more screen time than needed.
Shazam wizard looks real bad, in the sense they applied a wizard getup on a black dude and didn't bother to adjust things like hair to better fit him. It's an awkward wizard costume on a black guy when it was designed for a white kid or something. This isn't a dipshit tirade about blackwashing, it's that the costume department clearly failed this man.
I do not understand why shazam wizard kept the 7 deadly sins in his throne room and allowed them to tempt random people into freeing them. Real fucking dumb
There's some good bits or jokes, which can be said of Aquaman so it's whatever. Villain has shitty motivations, meaning I guess he's on the same track with all the other ones so far.

They couldn't even fucking get Cavell for a cameo. Shouldn't have even fucking bothered.

Movie is ok-lame.

>without being 100% their current guy is still gonna be around.
It's happened before with capeflix, really could go either way.
Remember how many times Marvel had to throw money at RDJ to get him to stay?

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it's amazing how snyder managed to single handedly tank two of the most iconic comic IPs in the world. what was DC thinking letting him helm their universe?

Oh, thanks.

And they easily gave him the money. Dude had proven himself, as he was paid low for Iron Man 1 on account of his previous drug history. Which makes the Terrace Howard story all the more hilarious, as he had a way less prominent role than RDJ and somehow thought he could fedangle a bigger paycheck than RDJ, the guy everyone is wanting to see.

Not only that but by extension he tanked the entire DC comics universe.

Iron Man came out in 2008 and basically Marvel had their shit on point since then. In the meantime DC accomplished nothing and to this day they're tonally all over the place.

I bet dollars to doughnuts people will soon be saying Shazam ruined Black Adam. Shazam is a cheesy kids movie and Black Adam SHOULD be an intelligent adult actioner.

They're likely going to dumb down Black Adam to fit in Shazam's world (if it even gets made at all after Shazam's flopping). Everything DC creative touches turns to shit.

>intelligent adult actioner.
No, capeshit should never take itself too seriously. That was Snyder problem.

The Snyder problem is his interpretation of superheroes would work better as an indie comic or indie movie and not as the starting point that's wildly different than their primary source that they want to sell to the masses like Marvel did.

It makes money, sure, but it holds a fanbase about as well as Cameron's Avatar did; as a brief bubble. I don't know ANYONE who is a massive Avatar fan, despite the amount of people who saw it.

Black Adam and Doctor Doom should. Power struggles, politics, wars. Just because you're too much of a brainlet to grasp the superior intricacies of mature themes doesn't mean the rest of us with college educations cannot handle it. Maybe you all should go back to your cartoon board since that's more your speed. Feel free to shill for free, there. Just like a jannie! Shazannie the wannabe jannie!

be mad /tve/ and take shit

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more like they didn't want to shill more cash out to cavill for an appearance in the movie

1:04:11No.106850838

Just got out of it. Not bad but man some of the writing was shitty and utilitarian. Seemed like there was a lot of "character says something so the audience will learn information even though it makes no sense." And so much slow mo. But overall a good time.

>capeshit should never take itself too seriously

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Do they really not show his face? Fucking kek

>IM A HACKER I PLAYED UBISOFT'S WATCHDOGS

Is it actually superman, or is it like a maid cafe that's superhero themed?

It is actually Superman, but not Cavell. They don't even show his face, making the whole scene a larger joke than the entire movie.

>a world where magic exists and your best friend and step-brother can control it
>you're still crippled

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Thank god they got rid of wooden ass Terrance Howard.

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The obliques.

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>batnipples

S O Y

Cavill was doing Fallout and was unable to film

yes

no, he was busy filming Fallout

she's really pretty what the fuck

fukin lol
DC/Warner Bros...
Just fucking pay the man and he'll do your cameo

no Howard actually just wanted to keep the same amount of money for IM2 as he had for IM1

Rock could pull it off tho

>an intelligent adult actioner
the absolute state of DCucks

>all the millennial foster parents who will play this for their new foster kids thinking they're being cool while talking about sick hash tags at the dinner table

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Fag

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>because of that fuck up we never got that sequel with mr blue

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Snyder didn't tank Batman. People seem hyped for Joker and I trust Reeves to do a good film

>literally no discussion
Seriously, why are company war shills allowed to roam this board without being banned? Can mods do their fucking jobs for once with these pathetic children?
Shazam was literally better than any Phase 3 movie and I actually like Marvel comics. This is getting tiring

So not reviews.

Based!

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Am I hallucinating, or did they add red and yellow to the waist to give the hint of the red undies and yellow belt? Also the new suit looks like shit and has ever since BvS. Man of Steel was perfect. And stop parting and slicking back Cavills hair when he's Superman. He looks like a dildo.

>"MODS!! We just want a safe space like the ReyLo general and the Alitafag thread. They're making fun of our stupid kids movie and I can't handle it! REEEEEEE!!"

Dude, you'll never defeat Marvelchads, they own this board. Just concede that Shazam flopped and go back to where you belong: the cartoon/comics board. That's where a kids movie should be discussed.

Seriously, not even meme'ing. Do you see Pixar movies or even the latest DC animated film discussed here? NO. Shows for children, cartoons, etc is for the Yea Forums site. That's why we have it.

You won't find any shitposting over there. It's safe for fragile little DC fairies like you. So please go back and never show your face here again. Yea Forums is for kino and kino ONLY.

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if ur so tired go to bed

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Seriously, was that so hard? It's not like they haven't CGI'd Cavil before.

And don't give me that "they need to pay him his contracted appearance fee" bullshit. It's a 2 second non speaking cameo that keeps the actor relevant and shows him in a role he supposedly loves. He'd do it for free or at least for a few grand. You know, if he hadn't already quietly decided to quit DC already.

There is no might have you delusional retard

why are Shazam shills creating new threads when this one already exists?

Not sure exactly which ones he's talking about, but it's either the obliques or the sartorius.

What's the problem? It was a pretty funny scene.

Nice reddit spacing, newfag.

Yea, Billy try to talk to fish

lmao
DC is such shit

Based and truthpilled

>All the replies
Jesus christ, DCucks are retarded
>inb4 m-mouse!
I don't like capeshit in general, eat shit

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>ad hominen
Unless you have an actual argument as to why what I said is wrong...?

there's a good chance Reeves gets forced to do a quippy batman and it'll be Batman and Robin all over again

Some attempts at continuity I guess.

>falseflagging
>mouseshill
>animeshill
Just neck yourself already.
I don't like capeshit but at least have a decent discussion or give your reason other than using a single screenshot as your point and posting "OH NONO NO ONO NO NO HAHAHA A HAHA AHAHA HAHAHAAH A HAHAAHAHA AHHAHAAH A" like some child having a stroke.

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the reason I hate this is because Man of Steel and Batman v Superman established the world and then these movies starting from Justice League don't add up
Not saying MoS or BvS are good movies, I don't like them but this is way worse, it's jarring

How the tables have turned.

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Captain marvel is at a 78%, why lie when people can use a search engine in 2 seconds?

>Top critics
Is the typical Mouseshill too retarded to even read?

We won't have a good idea until Monday or Tuesday when they report the numbers for opening weekend. Everyone was calling Captain Marvel a bomb based on spotty information from opening night until the weekend numbers came out.

Who cares at this point. We already know that Rotten Tomatoes deleted a ton of reviews plus only white men gave bad reviews.

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I like how WOKE them reviews by women are.

snyder's suit looks better, this one looks like something out of cw universe, they forgot padding on the legs the legs loook to small for Superman, also they should have gotten a bigger body double or more padding, shazam is literally mogging superman, which is not a good thing,(the padding on shazam looks ridicoulous)

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Fuck Warners for making Birds of Prey a Harley Quinn movie.