Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?

I had sex with the theater escort. I tried to shoo her away at first but she said something like "You paid all that for the large popcorn and drink, what's a little extra for me?" and I had to admit it was quite convincing

Man, you really give the human race too much credit.

I usually go by myself, so no.

Uuhh. Do you not watch porn and then wish you were fucking in that moment? It's not exactly the same but it's similar. I'd say most people are like this. Maybe you suffer from the autism?

Where the fuck do you live

Did it in a Karaoke booth in Tokyo once. Did you know they have cameras in there? I did not.

What does that have to do with anything?

user watching fucking porn at home on my computer alone with complete and total privacy is not the same as hearing two animals screwing in a movie theater while smashing into my seat and going "YES, I TOO MUST FUCK IN PUBLIC"

Lol

110% chance it was livestreamed to some older Japanese men.

Yeah that was fun.

Dear god I hope not. Had to pay like 6000 yen for the cleaning costs too, shit sucked

You know, because where i live people don't have sex in public like animals

Now that we're on the topic of love making, Yea Forums.
There are famous men in Hollywood. They get to be with a rake who has breast implants. Not a woman with Christina Hendricks' measurements, a rake with gassed up balloons.
I can't get into the psychology of these male celebrities.

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Actors are stupid, even male ones.

They have been told that your character finds rakes attractive" so they date rakes

Hollywood actors are so full of shit, they are never not in character.

A mostly empty movie theater is the easiest place to have sex in public. You've probably been in the same auditorium as those that do it many times without even knowing.

How does that feel?

I feel greatful for not living in the US i guess

If you haven't fingered a slag at the back of a cinema then you haven't lived.

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I grew up in Plano, Texas

Reminder that Danny D is a homo that did tons of gay porn.

I've done everything but, but I was about 14 then and quickly decided that shit's weird. Technically the theaters were empty so it didn't even matter, but it was gross looking back. No other place to get away with it in a small town however.

So did many so-called """"straight"""" porn actors. There's more money in it. He did Meme Lover Meet the Banes so he's Yea Forums's guy.

>Took dick up the butt on camera on multiple occasions
Definitely not our guy.

This isn't /pol/, Yea Forums isn't homophobic.

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I got more action in middle school at movie theaters than I have anywhere else as an adult in the last 5 years

I want to go back

Yes we are, it's traps that we're okay with. Masculine gays are gross

lol, yeah right. fuck off to /lgbt/, faggot.

>Yes we are, it's traps that we're okay with. Masculine gays are gross

You're confusing Yea Forums with Yea Forums.

Went to see pic related in the cinema at around 2pm on a weekday. Literally no one else in the screening except me and a girl I was seeing. She bounced on my cock on the chairs in the back where disabled people usually sit. Came in about two minutes and missed the start of the film.

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shut up God

Homo

no

When I was like 13 or some shit me and my mates went to see some shitty horror movie, Chernobyl diaries I think, on a saturday at like one o'clock after getting bored of playing football. The place was empty so we were just fucking around climbing over seats, being loud and throwing whatever we had at each other. At the end when we were leaving we noticed a couple just suddenly appeared in the front row, they were probably fucking the whole time while we just dicked around. It was really funny realising that, for like 10 13 year olds. Didn't hear them the whole time though.

>LE TRAPS
>>>reddit

>He did Meme Lover Meet the Banes so he's Yea Forums's guy

I still remember the director Dick Buss visiting Yea Forums to ask for ideas lmao.

traps have been posted on Yea Forums since before that website existed you fucking retard

Dick Bush*

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I got a handjob during the opening scene of the dark knight rises. Busted on the inside of my shirt just after bane says the fire rises bit and had to sit through the rest of the movie with a pool of cum quickly cooling on my stomach

5/10

That’s what happens with most women and men

Alpha AF

>söyface

>Have you ever had sex

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>Have you ever had sex
No.

Incelmind

Was it the third Wednesday of the month? The goblin wranglers have a mandatory meeting with the anvil oilers that day. Unless it falls on the 26th.

How much did you tip?

Not in public, in the middle of a movie theater.

kek

No but if it’s around other couples they will try to show affection to their partner and in higher sexual environments will often try to mimick the behaviour you think humans are light years ahead of chimps fucking.

Lost my virginity in a movie theatre. I was so nervous I had to cram my flaccid dick inside her

Fucking hell

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Im not saying that you fucking ape, i'm saying seeing two people be animals in the middle of a public space and immediately revert to your retard lizard brain and also want to fuck in a public space is retarded.

I fingered my gf and she rubbed me during US

Nash is that you?

This was an advantage of drive ins, you'd buy cheap tickets to some movie and you could get down to business in your car, rather than having to worry about people looking at you.
RIP drive ins, I miss you

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Isn't that like 50 bucks?

IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWW!

I dated 90 pound Asian milf 7 years my senior for about 5 years. We fucked in the theater a few times, mostly oral (both giving and receiving) but she also got on top and rode me once. We couldn't do too much because she was extremely loud during intercourse.

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I was in 9th grade, just got a car (handmedown from my father, that I paid him $500 for after shoveling driveways all winter), had a DL, got a part time job to pay for insurance, and since I had cash in my pocket had a bit of swagger, took a swing at a girl in my brother's class (a year behind in middle school) who I really liked.

She said yes, we saw The Getaway (yeah, theaters didn't care who bought tickets back then), fucked right there in the back of the theater, easy to get away with it, since no one saw that shit movie anyway, theater was completely empty, and when the sex scene came on in the movie we just started making out, and it escalated. To this day I don't know how that movie ended.

drive ins still exist you nigger, they may not be as prevalent as they used to be but they're still a thing

>drive ins still exist you nigger, they may not be as prevalent as they used to be but they're still a thing
user, I haven't seen any in the area Im in, in a long time and Im not gonna drive 2 hours for a movie

Yeah but I was pretty broke at the time

No, but me and my friends cockblocked a couple who were trying to in a empty theatre. Movie was the Space between us.

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is this a copy pasta

>I want to go back
Fuck that. Just find a middle school gf

They're really gullible

I once spent the duration of a movie in the cinema kissing and fingering a hot chinese girl who I went to see Wolf Warrior 2 with, we didn’t fuck until we got back to her student accomodation though.

Yeah I agree and most people are
Like that

holy shit, 972 brother

I got jacked off once in the theater! I forgot the movie we were watching, she had big boobies tho!

I fingered a girl in the theater once, she has a very hairy cunt it was kinda hat

You clearly are autistic or gay. All men desire or have done that.

Fuck off Reddit.

I've gotten head a few times in a theater, a few handies, and I've fingered plenty of women.

>dicked around
You were being a nigger. Stop excusing yourself, nigger.

Got my ass ate out when I saw The Walk starring Joseph Gordon Levitt. The worst part was that the blowjob was so fucking good that I came super fast and had to sit through the rest of that garbage film.

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Why did you post this?
That's awful man

Aside of fingering and gropping nope.

The first time i made out and sucked on a girls titty was as a freshman in a movie theatre. I remember the taste of butter popcorn and making eye contact with her best friend when i put her right nipple in my mouth and started sucking. Good times.

my gf blew me while watching the road

yo imagine if that candle went straight into her eye... or did it? webm quality was shit

I got a handjob in a packed theater while seeing Predators with my ex. I was in the seat that was in the center of the top of the stairs at the back so everyone walking up could see what was going on with the jacket on my lap. I got a couple of nods and smiles from people and we just laughed it off. Anyways the movie was shit and I think I would have nutted faster if we were watching Precious.

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tfw took a qt 3.14 to the theater and didn't even put my arm around her...

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do you think he knew?

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I keep getting the designated sissy stamp on my ticket when I go to the theater, so basically every time

>Have you ever had sex
thats a negative

Had an orgy in the back row of a theater during a rescreening of gladiator sometime ago.

But what about in a theater user?

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I would have but it was barely into the second date so we just made out for two hours.

>Tuesday date with cute Taiwanese accountant
>Looking for something to do after dinner
>Coco is running at a theater nearby
>Kids movie
>Weekday
>Late night
>Nobody was in the the goddamn theater the entire night
>Don't remember much about the movie

if you wiped the cum off, would you die?

yes, yes I have

annoying cunt has too many scenes with Ella

>never had sex
>never kissed
>never held hands

I remember when le 30 year-old wizard seemed like le epic meme. Now it's just 1.5 years away.

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Life is misery and suffering

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based retard
cringe retard

I started dating at 27. Had a bunch of girlfriends since. It's never too late as long as you can pull your head out of your ass, but anons don't usually seem to be interested in actually changing anything for the better.

so you got cum all over your jacket? weird

I would only be interested in a black gf.

I've dated three of them. Maybe I've had bad luck but they had boring quiet personalities and they didn't enjoy more than a couple types of food.

got my dick sucked while I was fingering some random tinder girl. it was the 6th fast movie I believe which I still haven't seen in full. she turned out to be a nice little cumdumpster dorky girl.

Thanks for the throughout explanation on how you managed to achieve that, fuckass.

i have never had sex anywhere

Not him but I guarantee it involved some variation of

>lose weight
>take a shower
>use deodorant
>go to the gym
>get a job
>wear clean, nice fitting clothes
>actually ask women out

Of course, because you're just one post away from turning your life around.

>Force myself to stalk to strangers to overcome social terror and awkwardness
>Read up on how conversations and body language work with normal people
>Get an adult haircut and clothing
>Already had lots of interesting hobbies but find a way to talk about them that isn't boring
Now this next part is important:
>Ask women out
>Ask online
>Ask in person
>Fear is not an option
>Pay attention on dates and kiss her when the time is right
>Things go from there

lol just bee yourself bro

No and I've never had sex anywhere else either normalfag.

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i got a handy while watching CATS in my eighth grade theater class

>normalfags think that there aren't people who have done all of this already and still can't get a gf
lmao

I was in a nearly empty movie theater and got a blowjob during Lincoln

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Usually handjobs and i fingered them when i was in school. After that i never did movie dates too much cause i do like watching films and if i wanna kiss her i can do it in other places. Last time i went with a girl to watch a movie i was concentrated on it. The girl thought i wasnt into her, ended up fucking inside the car in the parking lot. I could see the people passing i dont know if they saw us it was already dark.

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well he did do gay porn

Everyone I've talked who are like that only think they tried. They didn't actually try enough to succeed. They're probably the same people who post stuff on Yea Forums like "fucking boomers, they don't realize there's no way I'll ever be able to get a minimum wage job without five degrees and ten years experience."

fucking retard. no wonder we used to kill these people in old days

what was his fucking problem?