Jonah Hill’s ability to switch from fast-talking clown to serious commentator has made him an unusual member of the...

>Jonah Hill’s ability to switch from fast-talking clown to serious commentator has made him an unusual member of the Hollywood in-crowd. But then the actor turned director has always been a game changer

>‘It’s insane that my perspective as an actor has only been a male’s vision’: Jonah Hill’s next ambition as an actor is to be directed by a woman. Photograph: Dylan Coulter/The Observer
Jonah Hill is in a moment of reinvention. At least, that’s what people keep telling him, usually with an eyebrow raised, as though his evolution from schlubby comedy star to sensitive indie director might be just another joke. It’s been more than a decade since Hill became famous as Superbad’s X-rated doodler, a fast-talking clown voted Most Likely to Get Hit by a Cop Car. Since then, he’s earned two best supporting Oscar nominations (for Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street) and yet audiences still seem to approach his serious roles tentatively, as though he might pop out and splat a pie in their face. The question isn’t just: is it time to take him seriously, it’s why is taking him seriously so hard?

well Yea Forums why is it so hard?

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>“Anyone who knew me was very surprised that this first half of my life went the way it did,” says Hill on a recent afternoon in Beverly Hills. “My dream was always to be a filmmaker.” He’s dressed in a sweater and horn-rimmed glasses with just a pop of whimsy: the sweater is mauve and his hair is streaked platinum blonde.

>Hill grew up pasting pictures of Stanley Kubrick and Martin Scorsese on his bedroom walls. His upper middle-class Los Angeles childhood was entertainment-adjacent – Hill’s parents were on the fringes of fame. His mother Sharon was a costume designer and his father Richard was an accountant for Guns N’ Roses. “But it wasn’t like rock stars and shit,” says Hill. “Dealing with finances is not really that interesting.”

>actor turned director
This should be illegal

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What a little shit.

leave him alone, hes a good boi.

he was shit on and mocked for like 15 years, let him larp as a hollywood big wig.

dude is like donald glover
nothing more irritating than mediocrities trying to steal more limelight than they earned
so we gotta get articles like this
embrace your fame, money, success, but don't try to convince us you're good

It almost like there was one moment that changed his life forever...

this guy and jim carrey should have the dignity to commit suicide.

they tried everything and the existential hole still there, so just end it.

> im a man
> i see shit as a man

wow, so fucking clever.

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>ambition is to be directed by a woman

Hollywood is wierd place

God it turns me on how much Ornella rekt this man

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He looks like a greasy jewish porn director.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAhAHAHAAHAHAHHA

why?

>just a pop of whimsy
huh

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>SugaREEEEEE

What did he mean by this?

Stop posting pics of Austin St. John.

>ASK ME ABOUT MY WEEEEINERRRR
>Take me seriously NOW

The guy is in a fucking crisis, it's too fucking obvious. He needs to see a psychiatrist and stop trying to convince people that he has changed 100% all of a sudden. It makes him look like a goddamn hack and a child at the same time

Wow.

>he’s earned two best supporting Oscar nominations
I wouldn't exactly say 'earned'

WOAH NO, JONAH "THE" HILL, HERE COMES LUNCH!

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>Not liking Affleckino

fucking pleb

same

>‘It’s insane that my perspective as an actor has only been a male’s vision
Wait until he realises it's also a white vision

Jesus, this can't be real

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Speaking of things that are in a fucking crisis---JONAH'S CHAIR

imagine a world without Hollywood
or a version of Hollywood that wasn't run by (((them))

a man can dream

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fat.

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He's got thin skin, which is surprising for a once obese comedian, and it's painfully obvious to they show biz chads who constantly make fun of him and have him feel like shit.

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>Taking actors seriously
Lol

Look at that, a kike trying to subvert and degenerate culture. Also, water is wet and bears shit in the woods.

I liked "The Mid 90s"
It strayed to much into current day politics though.

That's why I wonder what the fuck he's doing in Hollywood. When you look at recent interviews, it's clear as daylight that he has mental problems. Being in the limelight, raking in millions of dollars, AND being a whiney bitch don't go hand in hand. What's worse is that he intentionally let people see him as the fat funny guy in order to make millions and now he's backpedalling. Can't have it both ways because people will always see him as a joke

what a fucking gaywad lmao

How much did daddy Feldstein pay for this "interview"?

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look at this shit.

whoever rape this kid did a great job.

and im not talking about the frenchy, she was just the last piece of the puzzle. the problem here goes deeper.

After maniac, I'm attracted to him.

It's only a matter of time until his edgy rap persona. What's his emcee name Yea Forumsros?

Austin has actually gotten back into shape.

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He is fat again. How can a man have so little self respect?

>Hill grew up pasting pictures of Stanley Kubrick and Martin Scorsese on his bedroom walls
Shouldn't he be pasting shots from their films?

Don't you dare disrespect Dad Ranger.

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Guarantee he’s never even heard that song on his shirt. Faggot larper

He is a serious actor

youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

Look at this picture and try to tell me Hitler was wrong.

The hack is using a spot that could be used instead by an actually talented filmmaker.

You can't stop me!

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jonah will use some kind of gas when he kills himself, i don't he has the guts for hanging.

Friendly reminder that Jonah Hill is hated on Yea Forums because he IS Yea Forums.

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Look, Austin. I love you, but you need to fuck off from here. You are not gonna make yourself into a meme. You are not gonna get the alt-right to start supporting you as some counterculture alternative to JDF. It is just not going to happen.
Just keep doing cons, and living your best life. Maybe Hasbro will reach out to you now Saban is not calling the shots. If they do, it won't be because these chucklefucks like you.
Peace.

(((White)))

He didn’t go to films.

Actually, fat people have thinner skin because it gets stretched out so much, to the point of tearing, leading to stretch marks.

How does he have such strong looking hands if he has a fucking double chin? what roids is he taking?

so in spite of his success Yea Forums doesn't think he deserves this chiefly because of his looks, right

>damn JONAH HILL looks like THAT?

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People have different fat distributions. I'm like Jonah, I gain it all in my gut and my chin. My arms and hands stay normal. This is also the most deadly type of obesity since it means more visceral fat, which is the worst kind.

sneed

>He's got thin skin, which is surprising for a once obese comedian

But he was never a comedian, he was a comedic actor whose comedy almost entirely came from him being "the fat guy"

>tfw puff up like the fucking marshmallow man

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>(and hairline)

Thermonuclear JUSTing, holy shit

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It's very possible when you lift but then abandon lifting.

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Comedy and wit are supposed to be his job and he gets burned by a fucking weathergirl. What would this fucker be doing if he wasn't a jew?

bruh

>why is taking him seriously so hard?

1) he's an actor
2) what he does or says literally doesnt matter
3) he's ugly

damn white ppl are scary looking

LMFAO
this fat sack of shit doesn't think anyone takes him seriously right

Checked.
And to make matters worse, he sets himself up for the mockery, like he never had friends growing up he could banter with
>I gotta go with a serious actor
>You were forced on us by the studio

Stay mad goy. You need a very high IQ to make movies, so gentiles can't do it.

It would be shit. Sharknado tier productions with 923919431 sequels.

what is in the little purse

>white people

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God, he's so fucking based. Wish Yea Forums was more like him.

He's just like me.

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Jonah should preg Lenah Duham, so they can bring the legit Yea Forums antichrist

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>He’s dressed in a sweater and horn-rimmed glasses with just a pop of whimsy: the sweater is mauve and his hair is streaked platinum blonde.
Giving roasties the right to vote was the single dumbest decision in Western civilization.

Who cares, dead suck

subway sandwiches

He's an unattractive fattie bum bum and people don't like looking at him other than when being a dork which led to his fame in the first place but he seems unable to accept this

Because he's fat and ugly and stupid

man, i got to make a short film and put it on youtube. if jonah can muster such a pose god damn i should be able to do something too. i am just lazy, got years of thinking about all that... maybe i can unironically wear a turtleneck in my forced interview to brag about how talented i am. what an unchill dude. he should be an ironic inspiration to us all to go out there and accomplish cool shit.

imagine spending your entire life being an insecure piece of shit oozing up to people and saying anything you think will make them like you

>(for Moneyball and The Wolf of Wall Street) and yet audiences still seem to approach his serious roles tentatively

Wasn't his Wolf of Wall Street role largely comedic though?

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>people don't like looking at him other than when being a dork
I liked watching his Netflix show quite a lot tbqh famalam.

utterly irrelevant faggot trying to be something more

aka he brings nothing to the table
hes a useless one bit hack

That frog lady REALLY messed him up

>just a pop of whimsy
Someone got paid to write this

>scorcese and kubrick
>but bro I watched goodfellas once and like the shower scene from FMJ is dope bro

He's every douchebag pretending to be cultured that's ever roamed a state school.

100% unadulterated onions

he's undergone so many transformations in such a short time (not just physically but mentally) that I'm honestly starting to believe he has multiple personality disorder

When you constantly talk about what your doing and how important it is that’s what bothers people. Just direct a good movie and you will get respect. It seems like he’s constantly fishing for respect and trying to prove how serious he is. All modern liberals virtue signal and try way too hard.

Why can't white people just start their own studios?

Everything about this guy seems fake. I don't even trust this news story as genuine. He probably had a friend or paid someone to write it. Seems like there is a cabal of sorts that wants him to be more famous than he should be.

he looks like he directs BLACKED videos

Woah, hey, calm down there with the anti-Semitic remarks go-, I mean guy.

TIL I'm as """""in shape""""" as the red ranger.

No. He worshiped their reverence, not their work. I hope Jonah dies painfully.

Dumb motherfucker

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honestly sounds like the kind of trashtalk real bros are ok with

Wait, I thought Seth Rogan was the fatso in Moneyball.

I couldn't care any less than I do, in fact it pains me to even reply to this thread.

>(and hairline)
That's gotta hurt

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Slightly chubby, gay Steve Jobs.

damn thats a kike nose if i ever saw one

>You need a very high IQ to make movies

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